Chris Tucker Stand Up about MJ

[TheBeaverguy21]

5:38 IF ONLY I COULD SAY THAT TO MY MOM

[xxluchianxx]

im so ick of all these ppl claimin they know that michale did or did not molest those kids. how do u all know? U WERENT THERE. stfu. hes gone..respect the dead.

[oreosandhoes]

"slow down tito damnnnnnnn!"

[FRESHIETILLIDIE]

Man its fucked when you go to your cereals to collect your prize them muthafuckers already been in there and got it LMFAO!!!

[madonpreach]

im was lmfao so hard i spit up my yogurt XD

[TheDamianWheeler]

he should of mookwalked @2:15

[MRZRENEE731]

omg this ish is to funny =]

[OfficialJtee]

dem muthafucca's dun allready went in there and got it! lol chris tucker is HELLA FUCCIN FUNNY!

[TheOldShowLover]

chri and michael BEST FOR EVER <3

[IndigoBipolarGemini]

This is ironic because one of the first things Obama did was get rid of the bowling alley and put a basketball goal in the back :)

[talarum8]

PISSED OFF MAN

[Jazzy23DTeXas]

lmaoo, best comedian bro & he never talked shit about Michael

[Th3Pepax]

One of the best entretainers that world ever know lol

[ebaby1235]

you gotta borrow it back lol to funny

[ThePINKCookiie]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

[vyizgr8t]

You been out here all day and all you got is a hundred dollar bill!!? AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[MJJz1gurl]

This video should have more views. Chris Tucker is the best!!!!! :D Love you, man. 

[ThePurobarcelona1]

chris tucker is one of the funniest ppl in the world

[yeayeawateva1]

dam THE PRESIDENT FUKED SUMBODY UPPP!!!!

[dawg949]

SMOKEY

[abu7zboon]

that guy with the white shirt at 3:08 got roaches in his pants

[TheOriginalSaviour]

that is what you call a fucking audience

[DJSJ31]

@KillYoFam97

I was responding to someone, don't get your panties in a bunch.

[conair48eja]

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE......... leave the politics shit for another channel cbs,nbc, or other channels fuck man just watch,enjoy and shut the fuck up........................when he said the michael jackson joke bet the all the fucjing building whent fucking loud hahahahah funny fucker.

[tee387]

pissed off man!!! lol ...... slow down tito DAMNNNNNNN LOL BOL

[MrAmmar9996]

skip to 0:53 for chris tucker

[DJSJ31]

@MegaKryp2nite

Not going to attack you on the issue because this isn't the forum for it but just to shed some light, anything that Obama has done for this country may it be the Health Care Reform ( been a problem for decades ) or the stimulus can be tracked back to Bush and how bad of a president he was. May I remind you we had a surplus when he entered and a recession when he left.

[watsonvillian]

@DJSJ31 people also forget G.W made it legal to burn the American flag.

[KillYoFam97]

@DJSJ31 This is a Chris Tucker video.. Not an Obama video.

[mathenysabrina]

the basketball court did happen with Obama

[ant851114]

oh god after that my jaw hurts so bad lol

[YDog01]

got rats and roaches like crips and bloods in my house maaan xD

THIS MOTHER FUCKA FUNNY xD

[myb7ls]

CHRIS TUCKER OWNS IT

[nomickok2]

nigga told me he was too legit to quit

[SUPERBluegum]

tuckers king of comedy

[MegaKryp2nite]

black president did f up the country

[RippleEffect420]

@MegaKryp2nite This country has been fucked up before we had a black president get a new excuse, no one was saying how gorge bush fucked up our country because he was white..or any other white president

[MegaKryp2nite]

@RippleEffect420 im black too. I know bush was a bad president, but he's a hella lought better than Osama I mean Obama nigga.

[MegaKryp2nite]

im black too. I know bush was a bad president, but he's a hella lought better than Osama I mean Obama nigga.

[RippleEffect420]

@MegaKryp2nite Its not even the fact the gorge is better its that every bad decision george bush made Obama had to take control of the situation like the war bush started now its all Obama's fault....like common

[MegaKryp2nite]

@RippleEffect420 yeah but what about all the sh&% Obama messed up. He's just as bad a president as Bush.

[RippleEffect420]

@MegaKryp2nite You think he messed things up other people think he messed things up we aren't rite to judge him when know one really can decide whats best for the world, he's just playing his part in all this like everyone else fuck all these people that hate him cuz truth is, no matter what decision he makes someones gonna disagree and call him bad or something, and kids grow up thinking black people shouldn't be president , like i said get a different excuse.

[Militarymight101]

@RippleEffect420 and people keep getting on obamas ass when he's helping us

"this just in: as obama sneezes his approval ratings go down 5%"

[ST8OFEMS2]

@RippleEffect420 Amen. I'm Tired Of PPL Blaming Shit On Him.

[finalfreak17]

@RippleEffect420 dude everyone is saying george bush fucked up the country

[RippleEffect420]

@finalfreak17 yes i understand that but thats not the point I'm trying to get across, how many people do you know going around saying he messed up our country because he white?

[DarkFire346]

@RippleEffect420 because we've had so many white presidents screw up everything (except clinton), at that point, there was no point to even say it. It was generally understood that old white guys fuck stuff up.

[nbng7]

@MegaKryp2nite How did he do that?

[unstoppablechief]

@MegaKryp2nite Bush fucked up not Obama. Obama is handling it pretty well just vote him in again, I mean if you guys voted Bush in twice you HAVE to give Obama a second chance.

[LukeCropley]

.................chuck norris



[MJLivesOn2012]

I was handling business right? So I told the girl. I said "You're gonna have to shut the fuck up!"

[xSuperTwox]

Too legit to quit. Happy burfday Chris Tucker

[adronos]

he's really funny. he's only problem is for non native speekers or people not used to this kind of accent he is hard to understand (i cant get most of the stuff)

[21theworld21]

Lol came here for the wrong MJ, still funny tho

[ffbddd]

3:09 the guy in the white shirt is having the time of his life ha

[Geraldvalentino]

chris nvr dissapoints his fans, thats y i love him

[gieco95]

HAYASDAN good name

[YoungWildFree23TGOD]

3 people hate sugar in their kool-aid

[W3E0E5D]

heard this already

[SuperFuzzySlipperz]

WTF?!! every time he makes a joke theres some nigga having a heart attacj in the background and screaming xD

[MJ4ever0905]

SLOW DOWN TITO DANMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

[yedi71]

black guy at 3:08 with a white shirt is goin crzy man

[bongtongtong]

MJ is Michael Jordan not some f****** child molesting homosexual fake n****

[munk4sale]

@bongtongtong He didn't hurt children, he genuinely cared about them. They just took what was innocent and made it into something twisted. The media hated that the most well known and popular person was a black and they encouraged basically the stoning of Michael Jackson. It's crazy how jealousy, greed and hate can turn into a monster. You know nothing, the only thoughts you have is what the media feeds you. And this world we live in likes to kill good people. That was MJ, a good person. THINK!

[32leinaD]

@munk4sale

I couldn't agree with you more +1like

[ST8OFEMS2]

@munk4sale Amen!!

[montyburns12345]

@munk4sale daaaaaaaaaamn u got some serious blinders on coz! ur only sayin that cuz u luv his music so much. plenty a well known black entertainers that arent accussed of that shit. mj was hella twisted son! u let ur kids sleep with him? heeeeeel nah!!

[montyburns12345]

@munk4sale plus...how do u know what he did or didnt do? was u there??

[fezzie666]

@munk4sale love live mj

[jollykollias90]

@munk4sale will you shut the F%ckup?i am micheal jackson fans when i was a kid.will you ignore?you motherf%cker bltch!

[justice4all371]

@munk4sale When Michael Jackson actually was black, he was as popular as the Beatles, he had people camping out at record stores to buy his albums when they were first released, he had people spraining their ankles imitating his moon walk, and he had endorsement deals from the likes of Pepsi and LA Gear pouring in. Nobody hated him when he actually was black, they only turned against him when he transformed himself into the polar opposite of the handsome, coherent, black man that he used to be.

[Visaliny]

@munk4sale the beat comment I hv read...I real Michael trial,the books especially Frank Cascio's book and I realize how normal Michael was..the media is a fucked up shit,I tell u

[heavyfoam]

3:08 lol the guy is dying of laughter

[morebeauty]

FUNNY!!!!

[LadyGagaChannelVideo]

WHEN WAS THIS???

[oiat]

@LadyGagaChannelVideo if he was twenty, it would either be 1992 or 93

[ThePYT1991]

I wonder what MJ's reaction would've been if he saw this. LMAO

[iluhvmj23]

yoo i love chris tucker he was born to make niggas laugh

[leanneandnick]

love this and him and michael were close friends anyway so he wouldnt of meant to offend him

[gobbogabbs]

SLOW DOWN TITO DAAAYYUMM!! LMFAO

[CountryGirlsBubbyBoy]

And to think now we have a black president , oh how far we have come :)

[versatilethearcane]

@CountryGirlsBubbyBoy funny thing is, obama does have a basketball goal in the back hahaha

[DatMangoSentinel]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video , i would have 50 cents.

[alexrydercarter]

he was fucken halirious in his younger days :P

[DJSJ31]

@MrYungFatal

Bernie Mac?

[eergtgg]

dis mad funny but dem niggas o.d in the front

[blacklavoux]

what's d song at the beginning?

[IMAGO0N]

@blacklavoux just type in some lyrics from the song on the internet

[bornin86]

@blacklavoux it's Hall and Oates - Touch the sky (my mama said) ...its a great song. or should I say G.O.O.D. music

[MrYungFatal]

Top Comedians of all time:

5. Kat Williams/Kevin Hart

4. Chris Tucker

3. Dave Chapelle

2. Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence

1. Richard Pryor

[William82oct]

@MrYungFatal What do you think about Eddie Griffin? Not criticizing your list but just want to know your opinion on Eddie Griffin.

[MrYungFatal]

@William82oct He's in my top 10...But, not my 5.

[dirratt]

@MrYungFatal Fuck Katt WIlliams!....Ignorant ass motherfucker....

[kellywell05]

hes too much lmao. SLOW DOWN TITO DAMMMN!

[MrDrifter96]

looooooooooooooooooool

[acoolchick]

Is it wrong for me to say that I would have loved to have been a hoe for MJ,lol.

[octoBURRfirst]

I SAY COMER GUUUURRR!!!

[ircmaster]

I'm glad that at least one comedian makes jokes about Michael Jackson without touching the child molestation issue and actually does something real and funny. I love Chris Tucker, fuck everyone who says he's annoying.

[imnodoubtflatout]

@ircmaster well him and mj were llike best friends so obv he wouldnt go that personal and out of order...

[SuperAsiannation]

@ircmaster IKR!!!

[DonRico333]

@ircmaster he is super annoying.

[thesonekamitu]

I hate the black x white subject

it is so stupid ii should be banned from society.. im tired of see ppl complaining.. if they shut the fuck up about this shit nobody would complain about colours..

[Michael87Jackson]

Slow Down Tito,,,,, SLOW DOWN TITO DAMNN!

[BestLeheL]

LOL he.s so funny

[PrinceSheegz]

LIKE DAMN, DA PRESIDENT JUST FUCKED SOMEBOODDY UPPP!

[babygirl4vr3]

Maaaannnn He said man 15 or 16x...I was countinn He funny as shiidd XD

[born2fight99]

to bad tucker didnt have more stand up in his prime....

[247Flyboii]

IM PISSED OF MANN!



[Pandabearmadness]

this was such a great stand up . chris tucker is so funny to me

[FanetMJackson]

shh shh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "bom"

[MsBillieJean92]

LMAO!!!! Omg this was so funny..thanx for posting..he impersonates Michael so good..that would be sooo funny if Michael really did that..I wonder what he thought when he saw this...lol...

[dejamonae0309]

lol

[LarryBTV]

very funny

[FourDShow]

She Said 'Come Here Boyy!'

I Said 'Mama, I'm Coming'

She Said 'Come Here Boy!!'

I Said 'Mama I'm Coming!'

She Said 'Hurry Up!'

I Said 'I'm Trying To If You Shut The Fuck Up!'

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[gramoz333]

What is the song at the beginning?

[FourDShow]

@gramoz333 Kanye West - Touch The Sky

[belindamj]

hahahhaa he's still kickin with the wrong leg.. :P:P

[MrBoOmSeLeCtA]

lool his voice is like mines in start of high school

[GhoulztheManiacz]

hahahahhaahaha i can so imagine this 

[xxxMadFaceOnyx]

that nigga on the right on 3:09 so fucking funny maaan

[TheAngelface8]

is dat my hoe der sittin on da curb? lemme out........CMERE GURRRRRLLLLLL!!!!!!!! I SAID CMERE GURL!!!!! LMFAOOOO ROFLLLLLL!!!!!!!! LUVV CHRIS TUCKAA!!

[izlandg23]

i love this man

[mere2605]

i mean i was on the floor..and the bed was shaking " lmaoooooooooo

[mere2605]

i mean i was on the floor..and the bed was shaking " lmaooooooooo

[changuskahn]

fuckin classic

[shcocob2k]

caming a boy ,,mama i m caming hehhhhhhhhhhhaa

[randyford19]

" DAMMMMMNNN!! President just fucked somebody UUUUPPPP!! U see dat shit maaann..." LMAOOOO! All while moonwalking backwards lol

[IAMFuzzySlippers]

Yooo shoutout to the dude on the front row at 3:08 trying to fight the laughs away lmfaoooooo

[GaRryTHomPson1]

hahahhaa a black president did fuk up the white house hahaahahaha

[jaystorm1093]

awesome

[hallal55]

check out my chris tucker impression please :)

[Wiziwesh]

"Girl you've been here allday and all u got is a $100 bill!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhhh poufffffff" LMAOoooooooooo

[BluAegis]

his 2 neighbors disliked this

[kaity6494]

"Like, What if Michael Jackson was a pimp?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[azt3c2005]

damn... i just remember someone got my damn mp3 av cords.... Aint Dat A Bitch.... lol

[MichaelJacksonlove89]

you know that he is playins he not for real! This is why I love him. guckin katt willams

[MichaelJacksonlove89]

This is the time of comdeian that a like someone that makes funny jokes of Michael and know that that are just playin..! Alone like that damn Katt willams!

[LEAHCIM829]

HILARIOUS. See, it's possible to make funny jokes about MJ that are NOT offensive and plan rude. MJ FOREVER:)

[1Jflow]

cousins runnin through the yard basketball court in the back lol

[imatwatface]

whats the song at the beginning?

[boywonder0550]

@imatwatface Kanye West - Touch the sky

[hotgirl90ish]

lmfao he is 2 funny

[plantain007]

"NIGGA TOLD ME HE WAS TOO LEGIT TO QUIT" LMFAO

[Arickiss]

I Wus On the floor and the bed wus shakin 

[anteroXBash]

nigga got some moves :D

[yeayeawateva1]

"SLOW DOWN TITO...DAMN!!! is that my hoe over there,let me out"

LMAO!!!

[2mickeymouse]

"I was on the floor, and the bad was shakein'"

[gamerkid9923]

now we got a black president o yea and my dad looks exactly everone should see him

[gamerkid9923]

now we got a black president o yea

[fordonfire]

MOM IM COMING HAHAHAHAH

[tennissmarts]

The man at the bottom right at 3:08 looked like he was having an orgasm. Lmao XD

[Jmaster677]

@tennissmarts i kno that guy looked hella funny

[Mr808Raised]

i said mama im comin'

[stoxocube18]

hahaha the audience get sooo hypped....check out the guy at 3:08 in the white shirt to the right of chris's legs...those niggers going crazzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MIKEYbeenSOLID]

lmao "is that my hoe over there sittin on the curb........let me out.....cum gurrrl.......i said cum here grrrl" LMAFO Chris Tucker 2 damn funny.

[jk4t7]

Racist!!!!!

[tmsweet1]

hahaaha AM CUMIN MAMA...lolst

[bruke213]

he was rite about Obama lol

[nellajackson]

ahahahah , "daammnnn the president just fucked somebody uuuupppp , did you see that shit maan ?" i love this guy :P

[born2fight99]

does chris have any other stand ups?

[onlyeightpsi]

Martin said "come here boy" at the end. lol homo

[Ravenkeyana]

alright. why is that everytime i try to watch some old comedy specials and old stand up specials, there's always this one TROLL that has to mess up the fun for everybody, start arguments on the comments, and distract people from the damn video? -______-

[Pinkchapman]

@Ravenkeyana how come you decide who is and is not the troll? Anyways, stop being an ass hole.

[Thegoldstarman]

@Ravenkeyana i think thats YOU who is the TROLL

[tycoonpratik]

Obama is Black and its true. He is fucking up the white house.

[WorldofAoEcraft]

luis anghati

[wilsagastizado]

the motherfucker dont live here christ who?? lmao

[muziqlyfe96]

It weird hearing him talking about not having a black president because now, I'm glad to say we do

[Silentkid3]

Come here boy! Mama im cumin! COME HERE BOOOY!! Mama im CUMMIN! Hurry up!! I would if you would shut the fuck up!

[MattAndJayyComic]

let it go let it go it aint worth it! fuck that shit man!! hahaha

[XDmusiclover93]

can someone tell me the name of the song in the beginning? think its kanye west

[thakewlmuzik]

@XDmusiclover93 i fink its touch the sky bro

[luvingames1]

come here boy! im comin! come here boy! mama im comin!!! boy hurry up!! mama shut the fuk up im tryin to!! lol