Dating Advice From Swimsuit Models Part 1. (Sponsored)

[enternameheretrolol]

VSAUCE MUSIC!!!

[RubyGloomly]

Am I the only one who thinks Pat is super hot?? O///O

[alex420ism]

Sarah Schneider I Love You!!!

[Littlecar45]

It had Kate Upton in it, one of the sexiest women of all time in it, so I'm happy.

[blueeyesaf]

The black one was the hottest and she wasn't even that hot. They could have found hotter models.

[Buttmonkey1995]

Restaurants only go to 3 stars but okay...

[BoringPeopleEnt]

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTT

[TheRealSpellstar]

wow, those models aren't even hot

[BlackManSlim562]

@TheRealSpellstar Models are rarely ever hot

[Zapak1]

Sarah clearly wanted to go out with Pat when she started asking David questions during the challenge. Obvious sabotage is obvious.

[LILHAWK123]

That girl is fucking hot!

[Narutard3610]

I like his sweater

[toch16]

wheres the one with jake and david?

[connorolson17]

sarah just isnt as hot...

[whitetigerpals]

What place can you graffiti that legal and for free? That sounds so fun!

[tyedye1107]

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[nosamnosam123]

@tyedye1107 ...What?

[NesKiimo8898]

@rockinschool283 yes

[rockinschool283]

Any men here want to see my boobs in their face?

[apocalypse105]

woman allways say what they want but if you giv it to them thy are bored

[JuicyWuSea]

What a waste of good sobe.....

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[BoringPeopleEnt]

i am soooo hottt:)

[michwng]

@BoringPeopleEnt you are sooooooooo hotttt

[o00o00o00o00o]

kso allergic to anchovies? wtf really?

[macdoman1996]

whats the song at the beggining!????!?!??!?!

[caesiume]

What a stupid, unscientific competition.

[SultanSinan]

youtube...hate you more and more!!!!!!!

[lifeincolour09]

@phoreoneone Say the name.

[JGandthe2kk]

how can I blame shit I would do a sponsered video if it meant talk to hot chick

[ArtiomVIP]

First sponsored video from CH, that is really fun and interested!

[R00G00]

did somebody from the office finally fuck sarah?

[Crosby4hyg]

Poor pat...never gets anywhere with women.

[AEMoreira81]

The Sarah-Pat line never gets old (it goes back to an early Jake and Amir episode, Interpreters 3---For the Wind).

[Millertalon]

Kate Upton looks HOT.... I'd "Up" it in her anyday!!! ^_^ Muwha-hahahahaha!!!

[WoHanNi]

yes - my name is brian

[MarshmallowMadnesss]

The models are all overrated. Id rather hang out with Sarah Schneider.

[Dexedaze]

@MarshmallowMadnesss desperation and standards have an inverse relationship.

[Silverz0]

Woot im Brian and you uploaded this on my brithday!!!! :D she was totally talking to me...

[TheSkioski]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny

[oliwood2]

@KamilahGrissom83 Here we go again...

[BoringPeopleEnt]

i am soo hott :) hehe

[LuciDove]

The shameless advertising really ruined the video,

[Escotch82]

Chick looks like Julia Gillard lol

[SpezzyHD]

the punani was delicious

[grenadianmed]

Sarah kind of looks like a fetus.

[DjRaToX]

im LMAO when the door opened hahaha

[gnrchild]

So does it bother you guys to have to sacrifice your creativity in order to shill for Sobe? I mean, Sobe challenge? I could hear your souls dying as you said it.

[Fean0r86]

@gnrchild little product placement for an interview with swimsuit models? sweet deal I would say :D

[gnrchild]

@Fean0r86 lol point well taken

[jlotus100]

I know what a swimsuit model wants. A man to hold her hair back as she's throwing up dinner.

[retartedgrenade94]

love how the guy on the left asks the questions but they look at the guy on the right as if he asked

[MusubiMusubi]

2:38 The awkward floating hand

[S7ae1k3r]

it's good to see college humor selling out. now you don't have to be picky about which videos of theirs you watch, you just don't have to watch any.

[JoseakaReaper]

Pat's sweater looks like Freddy Krugers

[jmoneys96yankz]

this is the music from hot for words

[ethandonker]

the black girl was there last year

[The8347135]

Las Venturas!

[MeTsRoCkMySoCk13]

You better not interrupt a date for Two and a Half Men!

[junior0149]

@MeTsRoCkMySoCk13 That's probably the only reason to interrupt a date. Or How I Met Your Mother.

[Heroasteral]

"Intelligence is sexy"

[The21Marine]

have u ever noticed that the only models with a big butt or boobs are vistoria secret models?

[Gamelord000]

2:37 hover hand

[BoringPeopleEnt]

did you see how hott I am??

[lghal1]

was I the only guy who got dissapointed to see swimsuit models without swimsuits?

[TheCacaCrawler]

He didn't just open her door, he busted it down!

[peoplecallmeagoth]

You're fucking lucky I like SOBE

[TheDeadFighterStudio]

thats not nice i have same sweater as pat.

[holyelectricalsocket]

1:43 freddie krueger shirt

[anotherLPfan]

oh crap, what did I miss from 0:45 - 1:41. I was a, uh, little distracted....

[ahamsterpackingheat]

@anotherLPfan by ugly models?

[H3xTOxTHExZ]

kate is hooot!

[dlions1000]

lolz this is kinda lame

[mavrickm4]

thumbs up if you believe if women can have their own MLB teams, then they can open their own damn doors!

[Dinyctis]

Sarah should be a swimsuit model.

[xmanhall360]

2:55 Bloody awesom! rest naff!

[Movieist]

Put into youtube search:  EMjmbvD4QZ8

[sendvic12]

so its the leson here:

JUST BE YOUR SELFE

[ziggylinders]

4:52 to skip ad

[Clover20Films]

Did any1 notice the hover hand xD 2:37

[LetsRocketship]

I love being tricked into watching commercials.

[kendrikMN]

@LetsRocketship tricked?? How were u tricked into watching this? It clearly says "(Sponsored)" in the title. You weren't "tricked" your just retarded

[TrowaAllelujah]

this was lame

[rbdzntsfrlk]

His hair ridiculous!

[TheCykodude]

those swimsuit models werent all that attractive

[Phillie103]

@luvitbye98 She is stupid

[PeaceLoveEtc]

HOVERHAND @2:37

[benuzamaki]

@PeaceLoveEtc whats a hoverhand?

[PeaceLoveEtc]

@benuzamaki

Hoverhand (noun) -- When a guy awkwardly puts his hand around a lovely lady for a picture, video footage, etc. but doesn't actually fully touch her. Rather, he hovers his hand over her shoulder or waist region.

[SEE ALSO: Virgin]

[Living2TheMax2]

@PeaceLoveEtc that means hes a virgin?

[MrHav1k]

@PeaceLoveEtc

I take offense to that.

[WhistlePigZILLA]

@PeaceLoveEtc Wouldn't that be a verb?

[Mountaineer4114]

@benuzamaki a hover hand is when someone seems like they have their arm around someone but their hand doesn't touch that person (i think)

[ellipticalpattern]

@PeaceLoveEtc actually its probably because some of the water was on his hand

[EXPLOSIVEEGG]

Thumbs up if your sick of these stupid people trying to get you to get them free stuff from best buy!

Honestly its getting super annoying!

Its just a giant chain of obnoxiousness.

[1ManRick]

why do they have mics outside?

[IAmGhillieman]

666 dislikes =0

[stewyisawesum]

@IAmGhillieman here lemme fix it---ah shit i didnt mean to dislike it, i thought it was funny, fuck the fucking contradictions---its fucking mind rape

[snaberry]

Cool! So if I start buying SoBe drinks I get a date? Fail.

[thinkingsongs1]

Unfunny W product placement,what happened college humor?

[linglingjr]

Stupid waste of time

[blackojacko15]

Las Vegas! :D

[theazn07]

im pretty sure graffiting the inside of an art gallery ISN'T a good idea...

[f1ctgt2]

2 Out Of 3 models did not even look at pat

[bhabooshka]

"Flowers Chocolates ..."

"nooo nonononono"

fm, i took a rose and chocolate box.

[bleachkid11]

LOL she distracted David to let Pat win! :D

[RuddGerrath]

it was good before it turned to a commercial

[cannibalsrcul]

so this whole thing was an advert for Sobe?

[Saphira4eva]

Now I will always drink Sobe

[CurryCurry]

bottom line, as usual: women dont know what they want.

[theprankshowsisters]

@CurryCurry jerk. im a woman >: /

[LAG360]

@CurryCurry XD

[lilmissymo]

@CurryCurry Women know what they want, MEN just don't know how to interpret tips. I mean, come on. When the model said to open her door, she clearly meant car door, not apartment door. Cat Passels is just an idiot.

[dnmn8r]

@lilmissymo Quiet Woman!

[lilmissymo]

@dnmn8r lmao yeahyeah, whatever =P

[FesteringFiesta]

@lilmissymo Um it was a joke, quite obviously a joke, so ridiculous was his interepretation of the advice you'd be retarded to believe it was real...

[lilmissymo]

@FesteringFiesta Um I was kidding, quite obviously kidding around, if you didn't exactly understand why I switched the first letters of Pat's first and last names; you'd be retarded to believe I actually take actors from Collegehumor seriously...

[Anarchizer]

@CurryCurry each wants something else thats why its so confusing.

[DJBuckCallYo]

@CurryCurry they don't know what they want because they aren't in the kitchen.

[TheseareStrange]

@CurryCurry I think women are torn between what they actually want and what they know they should want.

[GoldenPhoenixTears]

@CurryCurry my bf asks me this question all the time. the bottom line is that all girls are different, and you just have to go with your instincts. obviously, if you're gonna ask swim suit models for advice, you're gonna get something more along the lines of what a cheerleader, or a popular girl wants. which is probably gonna be vastly different from a girl who has been sheltered all her life, or have been bullied.....

[DifferenTokyo]

who cares if pat wins? david had an open relationship with sarah for like, 10 episodes.

[djaz007]

has anyone else noticed how awesome college humor actors are at being awkward??

[coloradooo3]

@djaz007 They're not even trying! :)

[lettertree11]

@djaz007

Yeah, it's probably required for a job there!

[pkmnfan1000]

4:52 to skip the ads.

[kaeldi2010]

definantly be helpful if i ever went lesbian lol

[WillofIceandIron]

Whatever Pat, you already boned her in an earlier episode of Hardly Working. Cheer up there, buddy.

[CSRgamer]

0:50

"I went on a first date once" lol fail

[DBZnerd1]

sarahs shirt makes her boobs an optical illusion

[wade2thehamilton]

i dont find sarah hot, shes hilarious and everything and id date her in a second but not the hottest girl ever...

[cpssnorman]

LOL this is funny

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

that n***a Patrick is cheating; a sip=whole drink LOL

[HiJaayD]

hmm product placement

[motorxrules1]

blaitant advertisisng

[MAJORleague32]

@motorxrules1 it says sponsor in the title, you idiot

[LoIages]

0:51 she went on a first date once? you can only have one first date o_O. excuse me if my english fails but that sounds wrong to me.

[HBlakeH]

@LoIages what she means is that she went on a 1st date with a new guy. you can go on multiple 1st dates but not with the same person...

[LoIages]

@HBlakeH oh ok. my mistake.

[gibamoninina]

U r a loser if you need to ask advice to woman on how to get her

[sherrydaisy]

Good God, David's hot.

[basketball201120]

okay that's great and everything, but how can i get a date with Sarah??

[Ducaz012]

sarah's mean

[metrokick911]

sarah obviously didn't wanna go on adate with pat cause she distracted david

[TheLegendaryRuffianx]

Pat needs to go all Valentines Day video on her.

[GTJonasfan2]

Hey is Full Benefits coming back? 

[therealEnrique]

2:37 hover hand

[108MEM]

2:38 HOVERING HANDS!

[kakashi710]

nice there in vegas

[jilla82]

Lame ass commercial

[LightBrand]

I love how the blond says

"I went on a first date once."

Guess that's why they are models.

[blcdfblcdf]

@LightBrand She didnt say it like that. This is what she said: "I went on a first date once where he took me to a gallery..." Sure it wasn't worded properly, but you made it sound like a completely different idea :/

[AccentKing]

This video was an excuse to get a date with Sarah.

[lettertree11]

@AccentKing

I know, right? I wish I was part of this!

[LEXSchtscherbazkij]

@AccentKing lucky man ;)

[mivlon]

soooo in a society where texting is the #1 communication that makes answering a cell phone irrelevant to dating because both would be doing it and food wise well if your going to get a plain steak just buy one at the damn store and BBQ then go on a pick nick

[TheVeedubb]

hit 6 on the key pad, looks like he's jerking it

[Kitchwamon]

@TheVeedubb i would too

[TheThedragonwarrior]

hold down 6

[chemical93girl]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS! GREAT WORK! EVEN MY CAPS LOCK AGREES!

[blissdvd]

A commercial? A fucking commercial? CH completely lost their edge.  So sad.

[wainy99]

@blissdvd  Swimsuit Models and you complain?

[SilentSnak3]

Stop at 0:06 to see a hilarious face XD

[METTAALLIICA]

kate upton :O

[dominicespino80]

Omfg.. Sara is not hot.. She's fat n ugly