Retsupurae the Sequel to Drunk Mario Kart

[GirlWithNothing]

lol this LPer is such an angry drunk xD

[evrbody]

You know you're bad at video games when you're making save states for MARIO KART.

[JanitorAntisocial]

I just realized this guy doesn't know how to drift.

And the fact he's playing 50cc makes it all the more depressing.

[Colddirector]

This video is like seeing a clown get punched in the nuts, it's so sad watching it, yet so funny.

[Teckniphobia]

I strongly suspect that this is part of a drunk driving awareness campaign. Because if that guy was that bad at playing Mario Kart while drunk, he would drive his own car through a preschool.

[MalchikBlue]

FUCK THAT DAGO WOP SOME-OFA-BITCH, DIE!

[MalamiteLtd]

This game is bootlegged when it comes to steering.

WHYYYYY?

[JackIsASexyMf]

Lol daygo

[benjamillion]

oh unregistered hypercam, how we love you so

[codenameLV04]

With how much this guy hates plumbers, I think he actually is a koopa.

[mudkiprules4]

*Luigi then died of rectal cancer in his mouth*

[quadrophrenic]

pretty sure this is just some 15-year-old who stole one of his dad's bud lights out of the refrigerator

[ek180]

@quadrophrenic I don't agree. I think he's closer to 30.

[momoandmiz]

My friend has played a much harder game drunk and he just does fine, I think this guy is just an asshole who is also bad at video games.

[CommanderMantis]

Maybe he means that the rectal cancer will be removed from someone else and placed inside of Luigi's mouth.

[HyoushinKitsune]

Now all I can think of is Sean Connery from The Untouchables. "Get outta here ya dago bastard!"

[StitchedCorneas]

@DrDoom343 I LOL'd so hard at that part =3 (I don't see why your comment got flagged, it's a quote from the video)

[NocturneofSerenity]

I can't imagine he's much better sober.

[KingOfKatamari]

I'm not sure what's the most offensive: his incessant swearing, his usage of savestates, or that god-awful music.

[yoshimasterleader]

i'm surprised hes doing alright for being drunk.

[wyssmaster]

"How do you get rectal cancer of the mouth?" I'M GLAD YOU ASKED IRONICUS

The simple answer is, you must be an ass-face.

[Noisemaze]

@wyssmaster Win.

[FinalGamerJames]

That was beautifully inappropriate swearing from Mario Kart. At least he apologised.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

Hey mom! im gonna get some alcohol, a music stereo, some dance CDs from awhile back, im be home at 9!

oh thats good honey, getting out of the house to party with some friends?

IM DOING A LETS PLAY OF MARIO KART MOM JEEZ

[TonyBranston]

According to transcribe audio, "handbag" is an anti-Italian slur.

[MalamiteLtd]

It almost sounds like the Pyro from TF2 is playing the game.

[WilliamLongfellow]

It really is painful for me to watch him play Super Mario Kart. Ugh......why would he put this on YouTube? He didn't even fucking win the cup...

[dystopianlover]

A: "What's your opinion of the Sopranos?"

B: "Fuck that deigo wop son of a bitch. Die."

A: "..."

[Unclevertitle]

And the moral children?

Don't drink and Let's Play.

[dystopianlover]

@Unclevertitle I thought the moral of Retsupurae was that peasant gamers shouldn't Let's Play.

[overkill78]

You know a video is going to be awesome when it opens with a racial slur.

[TonyBranston]

@overkill78 Has it even been in common usage since the 20's?

[overkill78]

@TonyBranston Only with drunk LPers.

[KilobyteBrain]

And now I understand why drunk driving is ba- FUCK YOU YOU ITALIAN DOUCHEBAG

[90sHeroMAXD]

I hear his mothrer in the background.

[ZoomingDakota]

PEEEACH TOAAAD KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

[Bladedlightning]

I'm guessing my related video stands as a counterpoint to ol 'slow mojo' here. If you get drunk and play a game, do it with a friend. Even if it sucks you'll have a helluvalot more fun.

*whorewhoreshamelessselfadvert­whore*

[cyberhoodlum]

Wow, I'm surprised robdamanii (a.k.a. slow mojo) posted a Let's Play this horrible on Youtube. His Final Fantasy 4 LP is actually pretty good, mostly because he wasn't drunk when he made it. I'm still quite suprised that he thought it was a good idea to get completely wasted and play a game that involves nothing but driving... and then show it to Youtube.

[CheatMasterAOD]

DONT YOU GET ANGRY AT *hic* MEI!I'M JUST EMOSHANULE CHAL-*hic*I'm sorry.I

didn't mean to snap *whimper*

[posthumanfetus]

This trilogy is your finest work ever, gents.

[CasualVideoGamer]

"I usually don't get this angry.... YOU CUNT!!!"

[Begeru]

I wonder how Cornshaq feels about that Luigi insult

[kutterkirby]

@Begeru

He'd probably give him a stern lecture.

For a month.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

even when he got the star he still sucked ass.

[ReisenMell]

100% of convicted drunk drivers wish they could actually save state properly.

Don't drink and drive. A message from MADD.

[CriminalstMastermind]

I'm not usually this angry YOU CUNT

[Ixey5]

Worst Let's Play idea #2: Getting drunk!

Funny video, guys!

^-^

[ilikethecoke]

@Ixey5 What's #1?

[Ixey5]

#1 would be completely blowing at the game!

^-^

[ilikethecoke]

@Ixey5 I thought so.

[MrBubbles1119]

YOU GODDAMN DEGO FUCKING PLUMBER!!!

[EvilMoonwulf]

Seriously, this video always cracks me up no matter how many times I watch it. It's like the ChipCheezumSA equivilant to Cornshaq Baby Please from Retsupurae. Keep up the good work, guys!

[Empolo18]

I honestly was thinking that it was going to be like 100, or even 150cc. I was wrong! It's 50cc, the easiest of all the cups.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

what if cornshaq hears this?

[psycotigerman]

You guys sure this aint zoopsoul?

[AlbertWesker47]

This guy doesn't sound like a little bitch, like zoopsoul sounds like, but then again this might be one of his alt accounts and he purposely used shitty equipment to disguise himself.

[psycotigerman]

Wouldn't surprise me in the least wesk.

[AlbertWesker47]

But then again, this guy does sound a little bit "tougher" than zoopsoul. Though I think we can still attribute that to the shitty equipment being used.

[psycotigerman]

Or this may be some one paying tribute to him.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

Ah, I'm reminded of slowbeef and the IWTBG RP hearing that.

[SenseiLeRoof]

They did make one mistake, about what the guy said regarding his Thunderbolt effect... he wasn't talking about passing the mini-opponents, but *squashing* them.

[kerbe3]

well, he DID squish Bowser instantly after using it.

[SenseiLeRoof]

It's possible he didn't notice. I sure didn't.

[kerbe3]

Of course he didn't notice, he's drunk xD

[JaggedSplinter]

Rectal cancer in the mouth! O_O

[Bladedlightning]

I can totally picture an angry koopa troopa saying every word this guy said while drunk during a Mariokart race.

[ThemeMusicC]

Especially the part at the end about Luigi.

[Koppens7]

Calm down sunshine. Step away from the SNES

[MathiasXII]

Who gets mad like this while playing drunk ? Even if I'd play that game and lose every single time, I'd be having the time of my life.

[MathiasXII]

LOL the characters were synced with this voice @ 06:54

[DancerAngel22]

I was thinking of the same thing after these

[OfficialMC2]

I'd love to see this guy play Ninja Gaiden drunk.

[Gamiac]

Let's Play Drunk Gradius 3 Arcade!

[electroboy2007]

lets drunk guy i be play wanna *collapses*

[tle123rox]

no no no no. let play drunk I wanna Be The Guy! LOL that would be hesterical!

[Edgemaster000]

That would be fucking funny as hell man, I would LOVE to see someone do that!

[tle123rox]

seriously why did i get thumbs downed?

[evilaj2010]

@tle123rox Because it's stupid.

[Quadraxis14]

Please, everyone, don't drink and play mario kart, it endangers you, and so many others. Especially the walls and pipes.

Such an angry person :P

[Edgemaster000]

*Laughing* Who would save state in Mario Kart?

[BackgroundBailey]

Well, maybe *between* races but during a race is a little excessive.

[Edgemaster000]

He sounds like a rapist when he gets the star....

[Edgemaster000]

That is one mad Koopa Troopa.

[Mikodite]

"Rectual cancer in the mouth?"

"Since when did oysters play games?"

LMAO! What a drunken bastard!

[unothealien]

Great. He's listening to Ryan Adams. Now I doubt that I can listen to The Rescue Blues without thinking of this asshole.

[fatman50000]

Why the fuck does he have a ZSNES rom of Mario Kart that works?

Fuckin' drunk dickhead...

[Mikodite]

Are Mario Kart Roms hard to get?

[fatman50000]

The original game rom, as it is, is.

It's ESA protected.

[Mikodite]

I know the feeling.  Rememeber having to hunt down roms for anything Metroid. its a pain. oh well.

[br1ck4br4ck]

very nice opening.

[br1ck4br4ck]

you sir sound like you have rectal cancer of the mouth

[Mikodite]

lol this video proves it! Booze is for losers! Winners don't use drugs!

[cousinoer5]

I'm not usually this angry though... YOU CUNT!

>_>

[SAOldbill]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuu

[zidaneff]

savestates, loadstates, fastforward and rewind are like drugs to LPers. I think this guy at least, watches movies the same way, when the hero starts to lose, he goes back like 2 chapters where the hero's winning.

[BEARCRAB]

YOU GODDAMN DEIGO FUCKING PLUMBER

[TonyBranston]

@BEARCRAB I have never heard anyone sober use that slur.

[MidnightMidna]

@BEARCRAB FUCK THAT DAGO WOP SON OF A BITCH

[JanitorAntisocial]

@BEARCRAB

AND YOU STUPID CUNT WOMAN PRINCESS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMN HEAD CHOPPED OFF

[atrocity3010]

That's right, beat that drunkard, Luigi.

[SamuraiFoochs]

You guys are assholes. He turned on the "drunken" setting on the option menu, that's the only reason he's so terrible.

Winamp, you fat fuck. (Sorry cherrydoom, had to do it.)

[Diego392817]

drunken setting?

[Karragh]

save states to play mario cart, and on 50cc no less? How do these people enjoy even playing video games when there this bad, how is it fun?

[MikailCaboose]

They can't. It's not physically possible.