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  • This is on a good day!

  • not bloopers but still funny as hell

  • stg johnson: uhh dude its just like my moma haha

  • Fail. This was never intended to be put in the opening of Halo: Combat Evolved. This is the promo they put together for E3. A type of opening for the whole presentation Bungie gave about Halo.

  • Why is the title called "Halo Bloopers Never Before SEEN" when this video has nothing to do with bloopers?

    This is the video Bungie used to promote the game when they first showed it at some convention 12 years back. Might have been E3? Not sure.

    Point is: Not bloopers.

  • he makes me sad

  • fuck them or by god they will fuck you!!!!!!!! hahaha

  • Thanks for commin out

    Eh no problem!

    BANG!

  • SIR, YES SIR!

  • Sgt. Johnson hates you. Episode five.

  • This cool

  • The grunt changed.

  • that was so fucking awsome and i dont think the grunt will be doing any more examples for the enemy...

  • Thanks for helpin out

    No problem!

    POW!

  • Sgt Johnson- "I said, do I make myself clear!! .....(Silence)..... that's better." LOL XD

  • Haha, that's funny!

  • Sergeant Johnson once had a bad day, so he rammed the Master Chief's head up Chuck Norris's ass, then Chuck's ass up the Chief's.

  • i think adding "bleeps" would be funny than them cussing XD

  • When the grunt came he had the curved backpack and the pointy mask but when he died he got the pointy backpack and broad mask

  • @OX987XO their backpakcs change shape when they die somtimes

  • that poor grunt

    i was thinking, you could train grunts to fight for you, by giving them treats lol

  • HAHA

  • he is ugly in the first halo

  • FUCK THEM!! OR BY GOD, THEY WILL FUCK YOU!!!!!

    Thanks for helpin out.

    Eh, no problem.

    *SHABOOOOMM!!*

  • fuck them or by god they will fuck you!!!

    lol

  • ive seen this before... like a few years ago -_- anf the reason they didnt put this in the final game is because it was a beta test demonstration, later used as a kind of advert/trailer thing

  • bitch.

  • Poor grunt : (

  • lol, when that grunt turned around, I just knew that sarge was going to blast him in the back! "Thanks", "Yeah, no problem" KABOOM! and a nice and dry "Haha!"

  • LOL

  • omg thats amazing thats actually an add

  • is it just me or did that grunt come in with a round methane tank and leve with a cone methane tank?

  • @arnaldshwortsanager you are damn right great eyes

  • "no problem." ya right

  • His backpack changes if you look closely.

  • He was proboly talking about legendary

  • poor grunt

  • i liked him the best in halo 1

  • LMAO! hatefeul little bastards! FUCK THEM, or by God they will fuck YOU!!! lmao!!!

  • It not Gmod too smoother than Gmod fool!

  • THIS WAS A E3 VIDEO NOT GMOD. Everything is gmod to you guys jeez

  • Ha no problem

    The grunt doesn't know why he is there

  • 1:30 lol

  • sgt: thanks for helping out

    grunt: eh no problem *struts away manly*

    *BANG*

    sgt: HAHA alright then

    LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!! i love that

  • Sir yes sir!

  • hey u no this is from the E3 showin of

    Halo CE

  • i don't think its garrys mod it seems much smoother and clean cut, but i may be mistaken i am not completely familiar with garrys mod.

  • johnson : thanks for helping

    grunt : heh no problum!

    BAM XD

  • ok....... your point is?

  • lol

    thats all i can say

    lol

  • "ha! no problem..." BAM!!! XD

  • this isnt a blooper. neither was this supposed to be in the game, Its the opening video at HALO CE LAUNCH PARTY. I know, because i was there, and boy, did the crowd yell loud when johnson told them to

  • poor grunt xD

  • ``Meh, no problem...`` (SHOT) 1:51

  • lol this is funny

  • Hey Thanks! no Pr- *BAM!* Lol

  • Fuck them up or they will fuck u lol

  • Johnson:"Oh sure it looks just like my mum... DON"T BE MISTAKEN!!!"

    lol

  • johnson whyyyy did you kill him?

  • the grunt changed from curved back pack grunt to straight backpack grunt....

  • lol he used the grunt...

  • johnson owns at 1:55 lol

  • best halo blooper ever

  • lol, Thanks for helpin out!

    Grunt: No Problem!

    *grunt starts to walk away*

    *Grunt gets shot*

  • jonson nooooooooo por grunt ps whar did you find this

  • OK i dont understand why halo 3 and somewhat halo 2 was "NERFED" like johnston is BADASS right there halo 3 theres like minimal to no cussing at all its sad really

  • dude it looks just like my mom

  • poor grunt

  • lolololololololollololololollo­lol

  • poor,poor grunt

  • lmao if this was in the game i would of cried

  • "Thanks." "Yeah, no problem!" -Grunt is shot and killed.-

  • blam

  • "Dude it looks just like my momma!"

    "Fuck them or by God they will fuck you!!!"

    Lol...

  • You got to love Johnston and his mouth.

  • lol, the tank went into space

  • i like the part where the grunt gose eh no problem turns walks a way then bam mastercheif shoots his back

  • Thats not master chief.

  • not masterchief thet sgt. Jonhson

  • i think ths was for E3 but they changed it becuse he mentions a bungie employee who would talk to you about halo combat evolved

  • yup you done your halo homework xD

  • "HAHA"

  • lol the grunt waz funny

  • Now its seen

  • That was pretty good. Nice VidPost !

  • I'm guessing bungie intended to put this in but got around to it.

  • how did u get this clip

  • Uh, dude he looks just like my mama. Love David Scully. He really did a good job with Johnson.

  • "Thanks for coming out"

    "Eh, No problem"

    BLAM!!!

  • "Thanks for coming out"

    "No problem :)"

    -shoots grunt-

  • Johnson... who?

  • They will bleep u up LOL

  • this been shown alot

  • Poor grunt LOL :P

  • This wasn`t really funny at all no offense to those people who found it funny.

  • Lol Faved I love how he give command to grunt and he says "No problem" then lol jhonson shoots him....LOL!

  • faved...funny

  • DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!

  • Johnson burns the Bungie fans.

  • u retard, there won't be a halo 4

  • its not going to be called halo 4 nor will it be a sequel to halo 3, it will be in a time between halo: combat evolved, and Halo Wars

  • your a damn lie lol

  • u mean halo wars to halo 3 halo wars was before halo ce

  • that reminds me when johnson says 'in halo 4 i get a woman'

  • when does jonson say that?

  • in some halo outtake vid

  • 'In Halo 3 I get killed by a lightbulb'

  • It would me cool if they put it

  • hahahaha very funny!!!!!

  • i heard this was shown at E3 2000 before people played the demo...

  • yea you're right

  • Oh dude it looks just like my momma....To bad Sgt.Johnson died i wouldve loved to have seen him in halo 4 :(

  • Sargent Johnson is the MAN!

  • Oh dude it just looks like my momma.

    LOL

  • how do you make him move lips,my guys never do,theyre like :I

  • Fucking Johnson killed the poor lil cutie :[

    I hate you now sir

  • he was SOOOOO MEAN!

    :'(

  • LOL SOOO FUNNY!!!

  • Oh dude it looks like my momma. Lol

  • hes talking to the grunt or to the master cheif when he waz still a rogue?

  • lol

  • lol that was good cause gruts are push overs and he said they were hard but then it was funny when he shot the grut in the back.lol.

  • lolz

    "!@#$ THEM OR THEY WILL !@#$ YOU!"

  • poor grunt

  • Jesus can this be funnier rofl!

  • lol i know funny

  • dude this looks just like my momma lololol

  • Dude I THINK HE KILLED MY MOMMA! lulz

  • Sir Yes Sir (johson) "Thanks for helping out"

    Grunt "No problem"

    Me "God Grunts are awsome" (quote wise)

    Johny *shoots grunt*

    Me "But so is Johnson."

  • lol "I know what your thinking, Hey that looks like my momma" WELL DONT GET THEM CONFUSED!"

  • Is Sgt. Johnson wearing a Mark V chest plate?

  • they used 2 different grunt models

  • me:he made the grunt look strong theyre just so cute...(grunt bites me)HOLY SH** THAT LIL MUTHA F*** SUCK MY BIG HAIRY C*** YA LITTLE D*** SUCKER!!!grunt:holy sh**...

  • Johnson: Thanks for helping out.

    Grunt: Eh, no problem.

    Shotgun: KABLAM!!!

    Johnson: HAHA!!

    lol

  • i feel sorry for the grunt

  • poor grunt.

  • HJAAHHAHHAhAHAHAHHHAAAHHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

  • Uh, dude it looks like my momma!

    DO NOT BE CONFUSED! hahah...

  • Man, I love that guy

  • grunt throw plasma grenade on my face mask before

  • Grunt threw plasma grenade on my a** before

  • rest in pease johnson r.i.p

  • lmao! thats what they should have used.

  • The marines really should have captured a grunt or something and learn it stuff .

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  • -(J) Thank you helping up.

    -(G) Hein no problem

    -(Shotgun) BOOOM

    -(J) HAHA!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

  • lol

    'aw dude it looks like my mother, DO NO BE CONFUSED!'

    Johnson:'BEEP THEM OR BY GOD THEY WILL BEEP U! Thanx 4 helping out'

    Grunt: 'eh no problem'

    *gun shoots grunt*

    Johnson: HAHA!

  • Thats why the covenant went to war with the humans! Sgt. johnson shot a grunt and pissed off the prophets!

  • *BOOM* haha!

  • "aw dude it looks like my mother, DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!"

  • f**k them or by god they will F**k you!, thanks for helping out, eh no problem, BOOM, HAHA!

  • How did you get it. plez

  • f*ck them or by-god they will f*ck you!

  • haha! xD

  • That is good.

  • sarg johnson was always my fav halo char and still is. SARGENT JOHNSON FTW!

  • OH SHIT!!!! ha lmfao i laugh over and over at the part he just blows the grunts ass apart ands like haHA!! soo creepy but i love it

  • That's really cool. Haven't seen that before.

  • ha ha thats funny sucks to be the grunt lol XD

  • the part with the grunt is funny

  • that was funny lololol!!!1

  • hey theres a logo on his hat wonder what it is

  • his hat says UNSC and has an eagle above it.

  • Poor  Grunt :(

  • Grunt - La la la la laaa...what is that thing with the screen? oh well, I'll just walk away from the human!

    Sgt Johnson - *Pulls trigger*

  • sgt johnson:thanks for coming out grunt:no problem *grunt walks away and sgt johnson shoots him in back