Willow (1988) (10)

[battousaiblade]

i love how Madmartigan ran out with the Nokmar army then they are all like "What just happened" and then Kael goes "get him" and they all run back inside

cute funny moment!

[lewiss1100]

Sew-EEEEEEEEE

[Ruslakall]

1:37 darth vader?

[MrsPippinBaggins]

Oh my gosh. When Willow comes staggering out crying "they've taken her!" my cynical little heart just grew two sizes too large... bwaaaaa :'}

[MrsPippinBaggins]

Reminds me of the rancor in the Return of the Jedi! :D Oh, I love classic 80s movies... :) :)

[jonbap426]

General Kael was out,nonstop through two armies all the way back to Nockmaar!

[TomBuhls]

At 00:39 .... "LLEEEEEERRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKINNNNNS­SSSS!!!!!"

[alectoperfecto]

also, you could try to hit the witch with an arrow....

[alectoperfecto]

Man Kael didn't even slow down when he was riding through the other army

[vancecoledotcom]

MadMortigan is Dovahkiin

'Nuff said

[deathtoallbutmetal2]

Bavmorda was one evil bitch

[NavajaRojo7]

lol @ 4:44 that troll is flaming!

[TheWaynelds]

Awww Poor Darth Vader took an arrow to the chest at 1:36

that will teach him not to serve the dark side.

[iamJenny85]

I'm trying to figure out how this movie could get ANY thumbs downs! It's classic!!

[MrMethadrine]

Badmorda reminds me of Merkel...

[zoozo00]

to me that monster looks like a hedra

[329woody]

Dudes! I saw that mask in vindictus lol

[SombreroKing100]

3:19

THIS

IS

SPARTA!!

[sexysuz89]

1:35 OMG ITS DARTH VADER LOL

[RockstarX8]

Dude, I love how alllll the troll's have the most gruesome deaths! X3

[WelshLadOfficial]

your all pigs



[scottishchalk32]

So... Sorcha kisses Madmartigan and all of a sudden she's accepted as their ally without a single question... I really hope this isn't the way world politics actually works...

[Moonstone2732]

@scottishchalk32 They're at war, they've got no time I guess to start questioning. Besides Madmartigan was considered an outcast as well yet he's considered a sort of leader for the army. Either way whatever hatred or doubt they had with Sorcha kinda faded once they knew Bavmorda felt no loyalty to her child. Or its just another movie loophole:B

[faqu888]

Is it really that easy to cut threw an army with a baby in your arm while you ride a horse?

[mojododo85]

4:34 Never understood that part.. does the dragon kill itself on purpose, or was it an accident?

[valkeries]

@mojododo85 he s got a sword through his head ( not able to open his mouth to blow fire ) and you know the result

[navrenscafidi]

evillll nunnn!



[GenghisKhantGrill]

Madmartigan vs Troll at 3:15 Guess who won.

[GenghisKhantGrill]

HILARIOUS HUMILIATION!! 1:54  XD

[Birdwithteeth927]

LOL 3:32 - 3:39 imma hurt duh dwagun gud.

[rhino2218]

the 2 headed beast eating the gorilla thing scene was recreated in jurassic park: the lost world lol.

[Birdwithteeth927]

@rhino2218 and both items on the menu had receding hairlines, go figure xD

[CaptainFord0]

I love how it takes them all a few moments to realize that they are supposed to be killing each other.

Nothing brings people together like a fear of dragons and other large, murderous beats.

[TheFirstClassedFreak]

HAHAHAHHAHA. The gorilla creepo always made me laugh.

[KillerWhaleSFl]

Val kilmer married that chick irl

[tazzb]

LMAO @ 5:35...

[ValJavertJinn]

Soccer would be a lot more fun if we screamed like him at 3:17 every time we kicked anything.

[tazzb]

@ValJavertJinn LMAO

[liamjordan2297]

ok..ok let me get this str8 1st she kicks him in face then he takes her as hostage then she has a fkn fight with him on a horse nd then in the middle of a battle she magicly changed her mined nd fkn kissed him shes been hit by that love potion wat the brownies had

[colaffee29]

@liamjordan2297 That's women for you.

[mk90094]

was wondering how big is this whole empire..Kael travel at speed of light? and took the queenforever to walk to the wall and hex them?

[tagabukastubo]

1:36 Hello DArth Vader

[nabasta]

1980s moat dragons are the best lol

[Ultimatem26]

what an ugly monster yikes

[Django5198]

Lol at 0:28 it's the fucking star wars music!!!!!!!!!!

[daveuk86wales]

lol 3:17 'PUNTED!!'

[Tuuliska]

Holy shit, Sorsha was easy to turn. Must have been a huge shortage of young handsome men in Bavmorda's court.

[amm019]

@Tuuliska Or just not enough love to go around there

[brianbela]

For something to be funny it has to be clever and relevant to something.Your comment made no sense and was just stupidly mean spirited.Now if we knew eacxh other,I might have laughed.But I dont know you,so IMO,your comment was rude,and not very clever or funny.

[acmarietti]

@brianbela That's what you don't get. You comment said "Of course,you'd have to deal with her mother in law. LOL" It made sense, was relevant and was not mean spirited. UMADBRO?

[acmarietti]

@brianbela :*-(

[crimsonsunlight2]

@mrbrianmccarthy I agree and I'm a girl..Sorsha is Gorgeous!

[brianbela]

@crimsonsunlight2 She is friggin gorgeous!! I love red heads---

[lycandarkwolf]

THE DRAGON PHIL TIPPETT

[jame1881]

lol at the random romantic music during the killing scene

[Woofers617]

wait where did the monsters come from?

[asskicked11]

@Woofers617 When Willow uses the wand on the troll attacking him he made it mutate into the gigantic two headed monster. I hope this helps check out part 9 to see for yourself :)

[melhem79]

Poor Elora. She was so terrified when she looked up at the evil Bavmorda

[nebnottz]

that general kales da hardest, rideshead on threw an army with a baby in 1 arm. wats wrong with him

[nebnottz]

lets ride lol

[cokerainbows]

1:37 darth vader lol

[1990slovechild108]

Jesus Gorge Lucas you know how to make a fucking monster!

[jamesschaller]

madmardigan is bad ass he killed so many people

[NomnomJawsnomnom]

7:09-7:12 TOLD YA SO BITCH!

[Murge0088]

thats a lot of pork chops and bacon

[richis404]

hahahahahahahahaha 0:24 - 0:39

[darthranerful]

You Know She Should've Turn Them Into Furry Little Guinea Pigs.

[leoniderna]

Chuck Norris is not in this movie is he?

[leoniderna]

Chuck Norris is not in this movie is he?

[tonguedeeznuts]

he runs out and stands with the enemy... lol

[tweethang1]

Jean Marsh always made a bad ass villian

[Asarelah]

@tweethang1

Totally. She was Mombi in the Return to Oz too, and she was amazing in that too.

[CitySkin09]

Why does Queen Bavmorda remind me of the villain chick from "Snow White"??

[tweethang1]

@CitySkin09 Hmm?? Maybe there Related??

[CitySkin09]

05:01 -- Epitome of the word "evil".

[CitySkin09]

03:15 -- Fuckin' PIMP!!

[321godson]

imagine this movie, on the scale of what can be done with movies 2day, and remake it.............. DAMN....... it will be like no other...

[Nantchev]

You can win any war if you turn the enemy into pigs...

[battousaiblade]

at 5:17 kale doesnt have the baby then once he gets through the crowd of soldiers he does have the baby

any1 else notice this?

btw sorsha kicks ass

[bluntbeard123]

so thats how they get there ham and bacon XD

[MRSHADOO1]

enyone notice that the trolls look like rony james deo

[joebuddy100]

ther dragon looks like a nutt sack with eyeballs and teeth

[hunkgod]

Darth Vader @ 1:37?

[Billinois78]

2:05 Willow is hanging onto the troll's foot - Then suddenly he isn't.

What??

[Ralastar]

@Billinois78 He used the trolls leg momentum to swing himself onto the bridge truss.

[Billinois78]

@Ralastar Possibly, but it's too bad that they couldn't find a way to show it. It definitely puts a big flaw in the scene. Maybe they thought no one would notice. It's just interesting that the guy who made a name for himself with Star Wars and Indiana Jones would be that careless.

[Ralastar]

@Billinois78 Actually, they do show it. The cut is very quick so you have to really be scoping it. I found it at 2:05 and then the scene cuts quickly. As if to reinforce that Willow made it, they show him briefly "resting" on the truss at 2:13

[Billinois78]

@Ralastar I just saw it. It must've just been the video quality that made it difficult to see. Thanks.

[ClubRelater]

GET HIM!!!

Very Funny!

[tommynicks]

I read Ron Howard used his brother's face to designed the dragon. That's hilarious.

[cjwright79]

Bavmorda has got some serious power with that black magic.

[Supernegromagic]

seeing them turn into pigs used to scare the shit out of me as a kid

[TriforceSD]

How did this movie NOT do well in the theaters??? According to Wiki this was the case. What am I missing?

[tubechiq88]

two headed monster looks like elephant seals

[salmonmachine]

LOOK 7:12...It's Michael Ironside! Jester is finally gunna get Iceman!

[dariodragon22]

Martigen is my Hero and role model O.O he;s awesome incarnate

[Borntobedamned]

lol polymorph

[CUBURANYC]

YOU ARE ALL PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FaithfulWarrior89]

She can't turn Chuck Norris into a pig

[8MisstressJinx8]

@FaithfulWarrior89 fucking hell!!! chuck norris this chuck norris that..seriously..hes human..i could easily stab him when hes not looking..stop with that bullshit already..and what the hell has he got do with willow??

[FaithfulWarrior89]

@8MisstressJinx8 I'm sorry are you offended? I didn't mean for you to get severe rectal discomfort over a silly joke.

[Ralastar]

@FaithfulWarrior89 FART.

[FaithfulWarrior89]

@Ralastar Shart ;)

[Ralastar]

@FaithfulWarrior89 Chuck Norris sucks. I can grow a better beard, and am a better shot than him. He can, however, beat my ass in martial arts.

[FaithfulWarrior89]

@Ralastar Cool

[tweethang1]

@FaithfulWarrior89 CHUCK A NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII­ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[dbrown888]

I see how this could be a tiny LoTR rip off, but it is hardly close to it at all!

[toadman842]

lord of the rings ripoff

[vincentvalentinedark]

@toadman842 lord of the rings is an old book, it has its own rights as an original

[Americangal18]

This looks an aweful lot like lord of the rings! that Gate! it's Mordor!!

[Khornedevotee]

@Americangal18: It looks alittle like it, no?! ;D

[lizzieblonde]

So... she changed sides not because she knew what what good and evil, but because she fancies Madmartigan.

Fair enough then I would probably do the same

[Fbueller129]

@lizzieblonde Too bad in real life he treated her like crap.

[lasse4eva]

Armies run about, dragon eats and kills people but Sorcha stands transfixed at the sight of the majestic warrior (who is killing her soldiers).

ahhhhhh, love in a time of war.

[NeitherSavageNorWise]

@lasse4eva LOL i know that's exactly what I was thinking - all hell's breaking lose and she's like 'hm, well, he's kinda cute, i think i'll take him'

[5220Timothy]

she fell in love with my man mad mordigan

[uchechika]

wow..@4:30...u guys sure picked a good tym to get all smoochy....

[universal5man]

Liked it wen i was a kid, but now its just funny. Lord of the Rings is obviously 10 times better in all respects-action,adventure,scre­enplay,acting,etc.

[arkangelriku]

Mordigan: AHH!

Soldier: AHHH! -runs-

Mordigan: -turns around-

=O

epic lol

[wandererlain]

First she wants to kill him, then she wants to kiss him?

This film is a lot better than I thought it was! Great fx, humour, acting.

[dekal1]

I love the yelling match bewtween MadMardigan and the troll. "RARHHHHOH"

'AHHHHH" Kick. lol

[MGoffer]

@dekal1 hah you read my mind! troll thought he was all big and bad but he cowered like a lil bitch when kilmer screamed in his face XD

[z1z2zeitgeber3]

They've taken the Daikini baby!!!!!!

[aj2001832000]

Sorcea... ahhh.... to be young again.

[WBHkungfu]

6:09 the Black Gate.

[Sahbisun]

Willow's lack of confidence is starting to p*ss me off!

[TheMotleyGroupOfOne]

As far as style and presentation, this movie seems to be like a fantasy version of star wars.

BTW, this movie kicks alot of ass

[Cutesakura19]

ha I luv 3:16 to 3:22 xD effin funny

[Hueylewis31]

Cooler than Lord of the Rings and Star Wars combined....Oh wait, it is Lord of the Rings and Star Wars combined

[RagDollMovies]

@Hueylewis31 nothing beat lord of the rings or star wars

[universal5man]

@Hueylewis31 R u in 1st grade or kindergarten?

[danfifepsu]

on 5:05 why does the General stop and then watch and take note of Sorsha fighting with Madmartigan.

[TheNa0m1]

I know it's pretty fake and all, but those monsters really growse me out (did I spell it right?)

[Ralastar]

@TheNa0m1 no. GROSS

[AudreyHepburn35]

I love the queens lagh at 7:37

[yararu]

I like how Madmartigan just clocks that guy in the face in super-slo-mo when he comes up at around 2:50

[no1horselover]

6:46 LOFL!!!

[TheTotalRugby]

9:20

LOL hes trippin' balls

[Ralastar]

@TheTotalRugby Rood bad dey dint beat im top beat.

[FlyingArrowStudios]

Is it just me, or does Bavmorda look like the evil queen from Snow White and sound like Maleficent???

[RealAmericanHero420]

I wanna lick Sorsha's twat!!!

[Armando316]

@RealAmericanHero420 Add me to that list.

[riegelnate]

Val Kilmer ROCKS in this movie! One of his best roles. GOD the music is FANTASTIC! So perfect. James Horner is a genius. And Sorcia, Sorcha, Sorcea...however you spell it, well I remember growing up with this movie and just being entranced by her...even as a kid. She's a knockout. I love red-heads and her eyes are so big and beautiful! Oh, yeah...plus Ron Howard did ok, too.

[badbunny9876]

@riegelnate yeah you are right!!

[yararu]

@riegelnate Poor little ron. Gettin' shafted. Just because he's not pretty like Sorsha or the three headed dragon doesn't mean he doesn't deserve more credit.

[phantomphan77]

THOSE are trolls? I call those apes.

[MiSsDallo0o3a]

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!! GIANT TURKEY!

[Wreckeningbassist666]

that two headed demon from hell that Willow summoned looked much more realistic than all of the gay looking cgi monsters of today:P

[tweekin001]

How did Willow manage to escape 2:10?...

[DaniHarmerFan1983]

Wooow it's now i really realise that this version is different from my vhs copy i grew up with, there's extended scenes in this one

[inthebookworld]

Gotta love how Sorcha was just standing there watching!!!!!

[Ratama]

I have no memory of this fight at all, goddamn. Val makes a pretty good fighter if you ask me

[Lorric101]

8:10 - the perfect bride for Luca Blight. Die pigs!

[074Jesse]

That dragon used to scare me as a kid

[no1horselover]

@074Jesse Me too!!

[SummertmeBrews]

Eric's army is like 12, same with the enemy's numbers...easily budgeted

[righteousgroove]

Hey at 1:38 it's Darth Vader. Heh heh.

[juliabohemian]

That beast was very "Rancor" like. Of course, this is a Lucasfilm.

[LoneWulff829]

You know, above all movies are meant to be fun. If you go to a movie looking for a life changing event, you're never going to like anything. Now as far as the "horrible effects" go, by your standards every classic black and white horror film ever made needs to be burned. Personally, I had fun watching this movie, so it works for me.

[MochaSkies]

I can't believe Val and Joanne met on set, fell in love and got married after they were finished filming. They divorced in 1996 and had two children. That is sooo sad. Val and Joanne 4 ever.

[EmpireLS56KW]

8:50 "oh god help me I'm turning into a swine flu pig!"

[travinator77]

why did they have to do the ritual to kill the kid why not just stab it when they got it.

[Physics4FutureTeslas]

@travinator77 she had to use a ritual to send its spirit past the 13 planes of existence, escaping the earths gravity-magic fields, otherwise the child would just be reborn-reincarnated again like Llamas are and find its way back.

[sweetAs10b]

Lol@swine flu

[boffgirl]

woah that some serious swine flu

[quasiphatpaul]

Mad Martigan single handedly fighting off an army and a two headed fire breathing beast is the most epic thing I've ever seen in a fantasy flick.

[0kelham0]

i wonder what that evil queen lady does in her spare time ..

[KateLynn01]

@0kelham0 probably practices her evil laugh.....

[EnglishRose719]

@0kelham0 Watches Jersey Shore

[CitySkin09]

@0kelham0 -- she pleasures herself with a crucifix.

[Jattmafia313]

8:49 It's a WoW Orc!!!!