Response to Masturbation Testimonial

[50centrox8814]

hahahahaha this guyz videos r funny hahahaha he copied that from a movie funnie mother fucker

[BeanLaden91]

According to my Theory, this vid needs to delete.. BECUZ DIZ IZ BULLSHIT!!!

A person who didnt masturbate is a dumbass and a GAY like you! FUCK YOU MAN!

[rllang01]

ugh, this is boring, I think I will go and masturbate,,,

[blackconor]

This has to be bullshit.

[reef37]

so true

[FlashTheK]

I've seen shit in my live but solce shit like yours in your videos!

Ey man it is right masturbation damage the body!

The damage which you explain are normal muscle dysbalances!

And not spezialy mastubation damages!

But a muscle dysbalance can too happen with a bad posture!

And that's with you loser sign is the weakest shit I ever heared!

Cause it do not exist a physically way for your body do make automaticly a loser sign!

That's not truth! You weak shit!

[mpsicily]

I cannot stop fucking laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mpsicily]

This is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mpsicily]

This is absolutely ficking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolkid2446]

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamcool1323]

i take it happeh doesn't masterbate then.

[on2someth1ng]

according to happeh theory i am dumber for watching this

[nintengod]

according to happeh theory: elitests are fucked up

[KapitanoUK]

All faces are slightly assymetrical. All bodies are slightly assymetrical.

"According to Happeh theory, the human body should be balanced from side to side."

Then either your theory is wrong, or reality is wrong.

[MaS7eRjEd3ye]

Using the happeh theory we can all find out how big a wanker one is. I would like to Know witch celebrity is suffering the most masturbation damage.

[zeddblue]

fabulous.

[Ansatsuken]

A year and two months and you can't come up with a response?

Admit it, 'happeh' theory sucks and you are just a retard who can't tell the difference between a head on perspective opposed to an angular one so your fucking dysfunctional brain perceives the optic effect of an angle to be some kind of deformity, thats a basic trait that many lower animals have and you don't, seriously, what a fucktard you are.

[scineram]

I have just jerked off, but now I have to again.

[pubtor]

lol

[computermaster]

Masturbation is the f***** of all curses!! It is a terrible psychological torture!

[Nyrkas]

lol hahaha

[zaka7]

HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahha, this docu is soooo funny. Full of bullshit

[Groadrider]

i think nearly every guy has had a wank... and when there younger its going to be alot, i dont go seeing other guys going around being blind you must not have a penis or something!! and are just jelous! ur probz a tranny

[ripecow]

fuck you happeh. you are my new enemy. so watch ur fucking back. because according to happeh theory, im guna kick ur fucking ass

[blackwing21]

Amen!

[MJMotown]

I have just masturbated!And I'm happy!And I'm feeling OK!All of those things are bullshit!In here they're TRYING to SAY To us that masturbation IS THE WORST SIN EVER!

[Xmokko]

I masturbated twice today. I feel great and took a nap, then I made a sandwich. That is my Happy Theory

[lagrimas175]

this video contains much truth.

[balthamaisteri]

haha, so funny

[sezo14]

Oh please tell me you are joking... [2]

[happeh]

nope. not joking. completely serious

[Zenkyto]

this is bull shit

[happeh]

completely true. please describe why it is bullshit.

[webfryes]

5 stars

[PitchBlack696]

Masturbation is HEALTHY. It relieves the prostate, which gives you a better chance of not getting prostate cancer when you become older.

[thanatopoeia]

this is one of the best videos i've ever seen on youtube

rated fukkin 5

[aussiegolfer]

Thanks so much for your vidoes. I used to masturbate all the time, but you have shown me the error of my ways. Cheers!

[slackux]

Thank you for all the great info! You have caused me to change my ways with your riveting documentaries! Good post brother! Keep up the crusade to stamp out masturbation!

[davidsmith633]

This whole happeh theory is bollocks. Who's ever even heard of it? You find me a bloke who doesn't have a good whack every now and then, and I'll show you someone who's dead!

[davidsmith633]

Mate, you need help. Why not have a good wank?

[dan11999922]

The video (from the 1980s or something) proves that he feels bad about it, not it's bad for you. His face is "slanted" because he is leaning in his chair, due to the type of chair he is sitting in, and to get comfortable. His eye is closed because he is half way through blinking. His shoulders are also uneven because of the chair he is sitting in, he leans to get more comfortable.

[saladin1987]

people who dosen't accept this. it's because satan is controlling their mind's

if they work confront him they will begin see further and open their minds more.

that's why religion forbides these thing's.

[DarkLusterVII]

Oh please tell me you are joking...

[OsthatoCat]

He is actually one of those evil-doers that make you eat less salt to starve your pet jellyfish that lives in a pyramid with a glowing blob.

[Ansatsuken]

So...just because one genetic loser talks about the fact he masturbates, this theory must apply to all of us? How senseless.

I personally have excellent genetics and external appearance and I have none of these symptoms despite being a 'very' frequent masturbatory.

And Happeh was wrong, it's not a typical human trait to be perfectly symmetrical and never has been, that's just an idealists dream.

[happeh]

If you are truly certain of your claim your appearance is "normal", please post a picture of yourself publically. I will examine the photo to see if what you say is true.

Unless of course you are afraid to post a picture of yourself? I don't know why. Who do you think you are hiding from? People look at you everyday.

[Ansatsuken]

This would be redundant since I have already expressed that your standards of 'normal' are wrong. There aren't any perfectly symmetrical humans.

Do you think carpenters, archers, quarterbacks or any other person who conditions there body to do a certain function that requires a dominant side has perfect symmetry?

[Ansatsuken]

Can't come up with an answer even after a year eh? Funny as fuck that is.

[leenyc97]

After seeing your posted question to Tony Blair, I get the sense that you are real and truly believe your theories. I feel sorry for you. Your childhood must have been torturous with the sick people who raised you. I hope you never have children to teach your perverted view of the world.

[happeh]

If you saw the Blair video, by the tone of your post, I guess you must be a supporter of Israel.

Why are you people so full of hate?

[leenyc97]

Full of hate? Where did you get that? I truly feel sorry for you. I fear for our society knowing that people like you are out there. You have a very warped view of life and sexuality. It made me sad, after viewing all of your theories and reading the responses, to see that so many people have chosen your brand of ignorance.

[seuss101]

this vid is gay and not true!!!!

[luverofmysoul]

this is full of shit although yes i do feel bad after i do it and not blind yet and my hip and shoulders hav always been disproportionate since i was a a baby

[jensoes]

you are all cocksuckers.. is this a fucking joke!!! there is nothing wrong with styling your hair, uneven your shoulders, head, eyes etc... AND MASTURBATING!!! this young man is very very healthy and totally normal.. unless ofcourse he thinks of naked goats when he pulls his banana.. anyway.. you have np such proof, except for your own "theory" that masturbation is inhealthy! this video and all the crap that you produce is bollocks!!! FUCKING SHITE!!!

[EnAmr]

I Agree

Mr Happeh you have np such proof, except for your own "theory" that masturbation is inhealthy! this video and all the crap that you produce is bollocks!!! FUCKING SHITE!!!

[happeh]

If that is true, isn't it also true that you have no proof I am wrong?

[NYC4SEGATEKNO441]

Not only the body

MASTURBATION DAMAGES YOUR LOVE LIFE AND MENTALITY

[zerosum31]

lmao