I didnt even realise id picked up the super mega awesome game of the year when i got bioshock, i got it brand new with my 360 for free due to a deal, along with COD3 and GOW, and i hadnt seen any reviews, i just picked it at random :D
cant wait for 2k to relese 2 and 3 they say there gonna make more. maybe the next will be before rapture went to hell. with multiplayer would be fucking sweet. campaign and VS
Fucking fanboys. If you enjoy your system, everything is fine. Bitching about the other consoles just shows, that you aren't completely happy with your own and has to talk shit about others to justify what your mom bought for your 10 year old bitching ass.
I'm a 360 owner and I'm really worried if not scared. Halo 3 was a huge disappointment for me: over hyped and overrated. GoW was well...eh.
I did not enjoy it. I don't know about Fable 2 as the first one was too animated and child-like. I felt like I was 5 while playing the game. I'm worried that the 360 has just simply run out of games and is dying. Should I sell it and buy a PS3? Its line-up sounds to me is better than the 360s. I mean 150+ exclusives.
Grow up kid. It's an opinion wether a game "blows" or not. Some people likes it and some other doesnt. "You" does not make everybody. Being a fan of shooters...never liked Halo but that doesnt mean it sucks...
Sorry fella, Bioshock's story is uncomparable. Halo's can't touch it. But don't get me wrong, Halo is a good game. Btw, multiplayer is not always so important. I'm happier Bioshock didn't have any...the game doesn't need it.
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Um yeah. Right. Check back on that one. The only other game that matches up is oblivion.
The story of Halo 3 and oblivion are equal, as is the story and gameplay. My top 2.
And GTA 4 has a better story? Lmao! Bioshock "story" is lame, and is nowhere compareable to halos, oblivions, or mass effects. Bioshock would suck with multiplayer, its a good thing they dident. Major loss.
is it me or did any one think the final boss was easyer than a big daddy also did anybody notice that the wrench is realy strong it can kill big daddys and the final boss some what easly
Yeah the trick the the boss fight is to constantly move in circles. That way his attacks don't really hit you but you can do a lot of damage. And though I almost never used the wrench yeah it's really strong especially with the power-ups you can add to it.
played it and bet it twice and its a fucking amazing game but the guns are the best thing in the game and u can kill the big daddys in 4 shots with the exploding buck after u shock them that is but gr8 game 9.6 4 me
big fuckin deal!!! god danm! what did you do before multiplyer was even made? did you jost play a game 2-3 times and then say this game blows agfter you jost beat is 3 fuckin times? i mean why did you beat it that many times then? i understand that without multiplayer it can get boring but don't say that its a sucky game jost because of no multiplayer
Hey this is someone from the playstation network i may have added you if your real screanname on the ps3 is overkill please tell me if it is im shizz44 i would like to add you. plz give me a response i would appreciate it thank you.
Hey Rory, a few ideas for games to review, one, the metroid prime games, theyre fucking unbelieveable, my favorite games ever. Two Rogue Trooper, another awsome game. and Three Star Wars Republic Commando. The first two Metroid Prime games are for the gamecube so they sgould work on yuor wii. and i think you should do one of them there different(and i think better) than the third.
I only have Metroid Prime, and yes, that game is Awsome with a capital A. The only game im planning on touching on is a relic only released in europe for the PS2, never rated on gaming sites because it was so...erm...unique..
Alright then nevermind, but if you ever need an idea for a review id still say you should do Republic Commando, its like halo for star wars in a sense, its for the xbox. Awsome game man. P.S. your reviews are the funniest ones ive ever seen. I like the one on vampire rain that game looks like a piece of shit but the review is hilarious. (those shimmy platforms were ridiculous).
Unfortunately Rory, Bioshock is a Microsoft exclusive. The contract was made years before release. Sorry to burst your bubble there. Sort of like when Xbox fans thought MGS 4 was coming to 360. I have both so no shit off my arse.
hopefully the ps3 has something to counter this... the sales show the 360 will probably reach up to 13-14 million by the end of 07... if sony cant maintain their momentum of sales they'll be far behind in march
Not a 360. More, a £700 computer with a high end uptodate graphics card.
Downloaded it, ran everything without a hitch on maximum settings. Awesome game, but i got caught by a camera and these flying turrents started flying after me.
Then i ran up to a door and it closed and i got raped by some flamethrower.
'OH NOE, HE CLOSED THE DOOR TO NEPTOONES BOUNTAY!'
Im guessing thats roughly what atlas said. Great game, but only gets better after that. You'd like sander Cohen, inappropriate music while fighting for your life ensues.
Haha i know what you mean. Good review btw, forgot to say that. That fat kid roller coaster thing, awesome! I've been wanting to get this game for ages. I live in Turkey, games aren't sold here, i had to ask my dads colleugue *Shamed face* I'm getting it tomorrow! Yay!
his name is jack
poopstain742 1 month ago in playlist Poop
Oh godi hope Rory hasn't seen the special edition for Bioshock 2
UrukDeathbringer 9 months ago
booboo
FalloutMessiah 1 year ago
i love this game so much. its sequal is fantastic too. big daddy's are awesome
TheHoganman95 1 year ago
I didnt even realise id picked up the super mega awesome game of the year when i got bioshock, i got it brand new with my 360 for free due to a deal, along with COD3 and GOW, and i hadnt seen any reviews, i just picked it at random :D
nogaynamesallowed 2 years ago
damn lucky punch :D
notsoseriousanymore 2 years ago
this is not a review, you are just giving away the plot to the game.
tyrone9009 2 years ago
you have to do a review on either:
Grid
LittleBigPlanet
Prostreet or
Ratchet and Clank ToD
Armadillo0014 2 years ago
I love fort frolic, and sander cohen is a true lunatic.... ^_^
PinkApocalypse 2 years ago
At the very start of the game when he hold up the package it reads Dear Jack
Undeadspiral 2 years ago
Speaking of 'huge', your intro goes on for so long I had to look at the title to remember what I was watching.
CUT IT.
Thanks.
tagTaken2 2 years ago 6
you should get yourself checked 40seconds =/ a long time.
VoidWeapon 2 years ago
have a cry!
the intro's r sickass
Armadillo0014 2 years ago
the main characters name is jack, i think
ADDfreak13 2 years ago
ye his name is jack, the developers in there bioshock 2 interview said his name was jack
GameMan53 2 years ago
i luv the ending of the review! lol!
inugurl620 2 years ago
8.9/10 for this game
lebron123james123 3 years ago
Should I get this or The Orange Box?
BiGRiCeD 3 years ago
i would get orange box unless you have completed half-life 2
unimog123123 3 years ago
both games are fun! can't go wrong with either. but the orange box has far more replayabililty.
V1RG1N1AN 3 years ago
Bioshock best game this generation or all time
gbpackers25 2 years ago
if you think thats big you should see the legendary edition of halo 3.
bomombblaster 3 years ago
i got bioshock today it fucking ruled. but i'm already up to andrew ryan :(
chickenmonster150 3 years ago
Bioshock 2 sea of dreams this year! Andbioshock the movie maybe ?.
llDefecTedll 3 years ago
:answers here:
Q.Whats the guys name?
A.I beleive the guy's name is jack.
Q.will it come out on PS3?
A.Yes it will come out on october 21,08 Demo available on playstation store
PS3 version:
-additional content.carnival rides saving lil sisters
-trophies
-new difficulty: Every bullet counts
i think thats about it
Lineridertobaganride 3 years ago
every bullet counts is the description for hard mode
SteveDeathbat 3 years ago
the sander guy is so creepy in the game and fucked up in the head
iminsane111 3 years ago 3
Ive changed my mind, kill it! Kill it!
Mikadeth 3 years ago 6
what was that game in the intro were u were a blue ninja flipping over some box back and forward ?
TimeSplittersChimp 3 years ago
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
grenokitsune 3 years ago
i like this guys reviews on games-very honest! keep up the good work!!!
b/c of him i definitely gotta try bioshock
t12avel 3 years ago
does this game make you jump alot? cause i heard it does
chickenmonster150 3 years ago
not really only to get to some areas
re4rockks 3 years ago
cant wait for 2k to relese 2 and 3 they say there gonna make more. maybe the next will be before rapture went to hell. with multiplayer would be fucking sweet. campaign and VS
oh and btw your preety funny :)
cannonultra789 3 years ago
All i gotta say about this review is. I totally called it!
TheDevilsJoker 3 years ago
That video wasn't a roller coaster FYI, that was a "Sling Shot" ride.
Hilarious review, though.
lifeMac 3 years ago
bioshock is a very sadistic game
roflman333 3 years ago
Wow that doctor was fucking insane
Ryuo579 3 years ago
The best game ever made, period!
sderenzi 3 years ago
if the thing on the right from the rollacoaster was in the game it would be too scary to play.
boamo12193 3 years ago
It IS coming to PS3! Thank god!
TrueTrekker 3 years ago 2
Yes and it only took 2 years
slamt07 3 years ago
dr. steinman is fucking nuts HES UGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ROFL
superdeat 3 years ago
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Wow you suck at making vids an there's a hndfull of people who agree.Get a life grow up an stop forcing your dumbass oppion on good games.
9cloudersprofile 3 years ago
And i suppose your opinion is worth more?
puffnstuff13 3 years ago
wats ur gamertag
SenseOfJustice 3 years ago
halo 3 is definitely NOT the best game ever made...wtf....
123FuckYaLife 3 years ago 2
Fucking fanboys. If you enjoy your system, everything is fine. Bitching about the other consoles just shows, that you aren't completely happy with your own and has to talk shit about others to justify what your mom bought for your 10 year old bitching ass.
DaneFK 3 years ago
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I'm a 360 owner and I'm really worried if not scared. Halo 3 was a huge disappointment for me: over hyped and overrated. GoW was well...eh.
I did not enjoy it. I don't know about Fable 2 as the first one was too animated and child-like. I felt like I was 5 while playing the game. I'm worried that the 360 has just simply run out of games and is dying. Should I sell it and buy a PS3? Its line-up sounds to me is better than the 360s. I mean 150+ exclusives.
It breaks and Live is annoying.
karssime 3 years ago
buy a ps3, its worth it :)
hypergoku06 3 years ago
PS3 scored a doozie when they got Bioshock
JJcraz 3 years ago
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msg4 has been out for about a week now, and it still has done nothing to gameing. Your an idiot, ps3 fails.
No sales records, no ground-breaking technology, no new gameplay. Your stupid.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
No sales records? lol.
JonBright978 3 years ago 2
fuck u ps3 rules u probly havent got one
bojack99 3 years ago 3
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Ps3 sucks, and i dont have one nor do i want one because it blows balls.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
Kornleader..i own a ps3 and a 360 and i am a huge fan of both..
oh and mgs4 has done a good bit to gaming in my opinion..its a very nice way to end an excellent series of games.
and halo3 fucking blows...
Nemesis921 3 years ago
Halo 3 is probably the best game ever made.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
for what? shitty story and boring multiplayer?
even some of my friends who were longtime halo fans didn't like it as much as halo 2
Nemesis921 3 years ago
Shitty story? Heh. Name a better story. And the multiplayer is the best in the world. No game beats halo in multiplayer. It simply cant be done.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
You like Korn....no wonder your taste in games is just as bad as your music taste.
Blackmilk81 3 years ago
That's your opinion, dude, but to me Halo 3 is certainly not the best game ever made.
Kewose 3 years ago 2
Btw, love Bioshock, it's one of my favorite games of all time.. and it doesn't need multiplayer.
Kewose 3 years ago
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No, halo 3 is the best game ever made. Thats not an opinion.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
yes..it is..
better stories:
resident evil
silent hill
bioshock
oblivion
grand theft auto 4
any other GTA game
Metal Gear Solid
Nemesis921 3 years ago
Grow up kid. It's an opinion wether a game "blows" or not. Some people likes it and some other doesnt. "You" does not make everybody. Being a fan of shooters...never liked Halo but that doesnt mean it sucks...
tenhmo 3 years ago
Sorry fella, Bioshock's story is uncomparable. Halo's can't touch it. But don't get me wrong, Halo is a good game. Btw, multiplayer is not always so important. I'm happier Bioshock didn't have any...the game doesn't need it.
Kewose 3 years ago 3
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Um yeah. Right. Check back on that one. The only other game that matches up is oblivion.
The story of Halo 3 and oblivion are equal, as is the story and gameplay. My top 2.
And GTA 4 has a better story? Lmao! Bioshock "story" is lame, and is nowhere compareable to halos, oblivions, or mass effects. Bioshock would suck with multiplayer, its a good thing they dident. Major loss.
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
This arguement is getting nowhere, just another Halo Happy fanboy....sigh
Kewose 3 years ago 2
No, you got it wrong, its happy halo fanboy. And um, condemed 2 : bloodshot plays alot better than bioshock. Bioshock could have been better.
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AccursedSliver 3 years ago
he reviews mgs4 man and it gives it a 9.8 chill hes not a fanboy chill i love mgs4 to man
mememe154222 3 years ago
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Good luck playing it on ps3, i beat it already a year ago.
lmao ps3 fails nubs
KoRnLeAdEr 3 years ago
once again another fanboy that has no reason why it sucks
copson1 3 years ago
The story is AMAZING. But the ending SUCKED. SO. BAD.
TophatStretch 3 years ago
u r not funny you muppet
magicmystery01 3 years ago
bioshock is coming to ps3 in october
wiirules07 3 years ago 3
My favorite game of all time.
oArtVandelayo 3 years ago
OMG fort frolic is the best level ever!
tparkins92 3 years ago
the main characters name is jack
narutofan2921 3 years ago
october 2008 ps3 must get
lprocker189 3 years ago
Indeed, im happy i worked in the ending saying that it could come to PS3, i made the review to last and looks like it was a good choice!
TheDevilsJoker 3 years ago
@TheDevilsJoker i like yu vid!!!
mazreen1992 1 year ago
haha lol ahhhhhhhhh doesnt it warm ur hart ive changed my mind kill it haha
skaterbalty 3 years ago 2
This game is the best developed game ever made an original and crazy storyline that could have never been designed apart from this game!
xSmileyIx 3 years ago
07:48 DID THAT GUY SAID THE F WORD?
smallvile1992 3 years ago
He said "Oh God you sick FUCK! Lemme outta here!!"
You gotta love Cohen
vi2us 3 years ago
who cares?
jjstat 3 years ago
is it me or did any one think the final boss was easyer than a big daddy also did anybody notice that the wrench is realy strong it can kill big daddys and the final boss some what easly
SpartanA47 3 years ago 2
Yeah the trick the the boss fight is to constantly move in circles. That way his attacks don't really hit you but you can do a lot of damage. And though I almost never used the wrench yeah it's really strong especially with the power-ups you can add to it.
hellstoilet 3 years ago
Dude, your one of the best reviewers on youtube.
kingcanti 3 years ago 2
any ways your plane gets a boo boo, it's a really big boo boo:P
ko999666 3 years ago
you did an awesome review here, have you ever thought of reviewing resistance: fall of man?
APPLESAUCE50 4 years ago
i read on wikipedia that 2K has announced a pequl but its comming out 2009 hoilday season
Krazytaco9 4 years ago
Wiki is the devil.
AnthraxMuffin 3 years ago
should i get this game or crysis for pc
specs:9600GT
4GB ram
QUad core processer
nongletops 4 years ago
You could run either buitifully,I would do bioshock but thats my opinion
tabas1 3 years ago
played it and bet it twice and its a fucking amazing game but the guns are the best thing in the game and u can kill the big daddys in 4 shots with the exploding buck after u shock them that is but gr8 game 9.6 4 me
Tristanemolover 4 years ago
BIOSHCOK.....you wil have so much more fun with bioshock then cod4 in my opinion
cowboys887 4 years ago
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bullshit bio has no multiplayer ounce u beat it 2-3 times thats it but in cod4 theres multiplayer
SpartanA47 3 years ago
big fuckin deal!!! god danm! what did you do before multiplyer was even made? did you jost play a game 2-3 times and then say this game blows agfter you jost beat is 3 fuckin times? i mean why did you beat it that many times then? i understand that without multiplayer it can get boring but don't say that its a sucky game jost because of no multiplayer
jjstat 3 years ago
"there's nine. fuck" lol
asianinvasion706 4 years ago
i just bought this game its nutty as hell
anyday82 4 years ago 2
i dont know to choose between cod 4 or bioshock can somebody tell me?
wackojacko9922 4 years ago
bioshock is great, until you finsih the campain
Sidinaryt 4 years ago 2
what about a prequel set ten years earlier showing the downfall of rapture
Inky95 4 years ago
God damn I wish there's gona be Bioshock 2. 2k6 is force by law to make a squal to this kickass/kicksballs game,GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
Doomguy458 4 years ago
i love you man. you are a great reviewer
TightSlide 4 years ago
wow i dont have boishock and really want it ( the plane hits a pretty big boo boo) ha ha ^-^
animesolo1 4 years ago
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Hey this is someone from the playstation network i may have added you if your real screanname on the ps3 is overkill please tell me if it is im shizz44 i would like to add you. plz give me a response i would appreciate it thank you.
shizz2121 4 years ago
nice jessica simpson reference!
CalculatingJack 4 years ago
dude ur reviews r sick the only ones ill watch keep em coming
nuclearbulldog 4 years ago
"lets take the moral highground and save her this time"
*saves girl*
"i changed my mind, kill it! kill it!!!"
rofl, classic.
demcros 4 years ago
assassins creed collectors edition is bigger. much, much bigger...
DaelinDwin 4 years ago
Hey Rory, a few ideas for games to review, one, the metroid prime games, theyre fucking unbelieveable, my favorite games ever. Two Rogue Trooper, another awsome game. and Three Star Wars Republic Commando. The first two Metroid Prime games are for the gamecube so they sgould work on yuor wii. and i think you should do one of them there different(and i think better) than the third.
freterollai 4 years ago
I only have Metroid Prime, and yes, that game is Awsome with a capital A. The only game im planning on touching on is a relic only released in europe for the PS2, never rated on gaming sites because it was so...erm...unique..
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
We didn't need to know that. 0_o
MetalMarioFist 4 years ago
IS THIS THE GAME WE DISCUSSED?!
Lysix 4 years ago
YES
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Alright then nevermind, but if you ever need an idea for a review id still say you should do Republic Commando, its like halo for star wars in a sense, its for the xbox. Awsome game man. P.S. your reviews are the funniest ones ive ever seen. I like the one on vampire rain that game looks like a piece of shit but the review is hilarious. (those shimmy platforms were ridiculous).
freterollai 4 years ago
oh, god, i want this to come to ps3 like i've never wanted anything in my like
VampiraJen 4 years ago
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u suck at bioshock lol
Fordioni 4 years ago
How do you get videos like the rollercoaster one off of websites like Break? Do you have some kind of ripping program or what?
JamesBr0wn 4 years ago
ive changed my mind KILL IT KILL IT lol like jessica simpson the plot is rich and thick lol dude ur so fukin funni
efchec 4 years ago
Janice I'm Fallin lmao had to include that. quality reviews havent laughed so much 4 ages. seen all of them now keep em comin
burnsey100 4 years ago
dude you are so cool
accescode 4 years ago
Nice review. Love the roller coaster kid.
ClicheDisdain 4 years ago
You know, you should do more Xbox reviews.
Also, the main character in BioShock is named Jack.
ClicheDisdain 4 years ago
Ah thanks for that, it never really directly says it, apart from maybe near the end but i was too busy spitting at the screen after being played.
Also, yea i will. Halo 3 review is coming soonish
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
at teh beginning on the present hes holding it says "to jack", thats the only time they said his name.
9 GAME CASES!!!
FUCK!!!!!!
runie360 4 years ago
Funny anaologies by the way.
LessthanJake14 4 years ago
Unfortunately Rory, Bioshock is a Microsoft exclusive. The contract was made years before release. Sorry to burst your bubble there. Sort of like when Xbox fans thought MGS 4 was coming to 360. I have both so no shit off my arse.
LessthanJake14 4 years ago
Ditto.
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Keep reviewing dammit! We need more British reviewers.
LessthanJake14 4 years ago
Warhawk review hot off the press this hour my good chum.
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
That's what I'm talking about! Nicely done.
LessthanJake14 4 years ago
Kick ass reviews man.
kingcanti 4 years ago
You kick ass!
I love your videos, there great, you need more viewers.
themeanpig2 4 years ago
Quality review, as always.
dewmandew7 4 years ago
hopefully the ps3 has something to counter this... the sales show the 360 will probably reach up to 13-14 million by the end of 07... if sony cant maintain their momentum of sales they'll be far behind in march
junk56 4 years ago
Least im going to have great fun with warhawk, even if its not as epic. See you all on there. PSN: TheDevilsJoker
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Awesome review DevilsJoker! Someone should hire you to review games. And that rollercoaster scene, priceless LOL!
JudgeEden 4 years ago
Theres a rumour going round that bioshock could be coming to the ps3.
Ollyh22291 4 years ago
IM DOWNLOADING THE DEMO AS WE SPEAK!
Lysix 4 years ago
I call bullshit! Unless...surely not.
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Not a 360. More, a £700 computer with a high end uptodate graphics card.
Downloaded it, ran everything without a hitch on maximum settings. Awesome game, but i got caught by a camera and these flying turrents started flying after me.
Then i ran up to a door and it closed and i got raped by some flamethrower.
So i died.
FUNNY SHIZ.
Lysix 4 years ago
'OH NOE, HE CLOSED THE DOOR TO NEPTOONES BOUNTAY!'
Im guessing thats roughly what atlas said. Great game, but only gets better after that. You'd like sander Cohen, inappropriate music while fighting for your life ensues.
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
I managed to complete the demo. Funtimes.
Lysix 4 years ago
Nope, he said, "It's Ryan! GODDAMN ANDREW RYAN!!! Dammit! There's another way round get to Medical Pavilion...what are you waiting for?! GO!!"
LessthanJake14 4 years ago
STFU
LetsGoLakersVideos 4 years ago
SHUT YOUR MOUTH PICKERING
Lysix 4 years ago
damn i really wanted this game for ps3 since i dun have a 360.... lucky u got to play it.
see you on warhawk :D
junk56 4 years ago
It's not coming to PS3 the lead dude or whatever said so like, 4 days ago *Smug face*
RandomBrit 4 years ago
Ha, i know its just if the video is gonna stand the test of time i better cover my bases!
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Haha i know what you mean. Good review btw, forgot to say that. That fat kid roller coaster thing, awesome! I've been wanting to get this game for ages. I live in Turkey, games aren't sold here, i had to ask my dads colleugue *Shamed face* I'm getting it tomorrow! Yay!
RandomBrit 4 years ago
You'll have fun! Ive only had it for 3 days and ive completed it twice now. (Once for the review!) Never had so much fun reviewing a game.
TheDevilsJoker 4 years ago
Awesome!
I've been hoping it's worth all the reviews it's getting! Thanks a bunch!
RandomBrit 4 years ago
Damn, looks like I gotta upgrade my PC.
woodchunkz 4 years ago