Call of Duty: Black Ops exclusive interview about latest patch

[ZeBsTeR38]

Пиздят они .... :D

[DjCompot]

song?..

[superstian999]

Вы слышали о последнем патче?

какой патч?

тот, который вышел вчера!

начала и танца

IN ENGLISH

have you heard about the latest patch?

what patch?

the one that came out yesterday!

starts and dance

[ToastPieChickenCake]

In soviet russia...

[01bLaCkOpSmAn]

and they are saying that the music is bad

[01bLaCkOpSmAn]

its i russian you as s hole

[kevster2717]

00:48 - 1:00

"The club can't handle me right now."

[diman45]

РОССИЯ НАХУЙ БЛЯТЬ!

[R6Leo6R]

@diman45 Дебил недошенный, такой хуитой только и прославляемся. Хотя твое имя говорит нам об этом.

[diman45]

@R6Leo6R даже не знаю, что ответить на этот долбоебизм с твоей стороны.

[jallu358]

hahahah best :D

[ilyadzeviatka1]

I dont know which dumb bitch translated this, but so all you know they are talking about party and not about COD Black ops, and she is asking him about how he feels about music and the "environment" he is in. And if you would listen closely, she is talking russian.

[jbajwa36]

@ilyadzeviatka1 Haha. You haven't been on youtube for too long, have you?

[maninscratch]

@ilyadzeviatka1

nono.. it´s definetly about Black Ops.. srsly.

Can´t you read?

[ilyadzeviatka1]

I dont know which dumb bitch translated this, but so all you know they are talking about party and not about COD Blck ops, and she is asking him about how he feels about music and the "environment" he is in. And if you would listen closely, she is talking russian.

[ROGERDERBY]

@ilyadzeviatka1 No shit 

[77ayoubi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

this guy looks retarded! haha

[suzukimonster]

so verdammt geil xD

[FestivePenguin]

amazing

[mcjason11]

28 people don't know what a patch is.

[zimalin]

quick scoping one is better but i cant find it

[LtVictor1]

Now for a Killing of Bin Laden Video

[bflast]

I want to dolphin dive!

[nick0teen]

lol, funniest shit i've seen in a long time

[EpicKillCams1]

LMFAO Some Dance :L

[Khrash13]

so epic!.. .... and true ^^

[alexmvdrulezzz]

bespontovaya muzyka )))

[Myxa46]

They speak about music :D

[MrPcgamer4ever]

Lol this is so funny!

[dkblakey]

Funniest thing i think ive ever seen.

[TheWorldIsMine0]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[soundeuphoria]

Oscar material xD

[MrBoBoTom]

lulz

[Inuzadrop]

oh god i lol'd!! XD!!

[fghtillini6]

i wish she would whisper in my ear like that!

[zdraw2]

@fghtillini6 why are you so sensetive

[RsHaRkEy95]

Whats your facebook?

[meesees]

thats fake :D

[randomtoa]

My reaction when i fixed the freezing

[DuckWalkers]

Whats your Facebook?

Forget it haha

[crazyfish253]

LMAO what patch is that a whole new free game? is that why heys danceing

[ytmetroid]

ahushuahsuhaushauhsuahsuasa

[giorgi098]

they are not talking about black ops they are talking about fuckin club man

[sspope]

@giorgi098 Hey look! Detective Sherlock Holmes has arrived XD

[giorgi098]

@sspope this is not funny

[sspope]

@giorgi098 Nope, it's TEH INTERNETZ serious business o-o

[giorgi098]

he says it is bad music the translation is stupid man

[ShooterDeadDragon]

the guy is an idiot(in a good way) :D

[crazyspooks10]

lmao quick someone make a rap and do this retarded ass dance so you can make a load of money. Call it the fail black ops patch.

[xK1LLERxPro1]

Looks like a young FPSRussia xD

[xBuRrTx]

kids, this is what happend when you do drugs.

[Cleithh]

so bad.

[StrawberryPr0duction]

He's the best xDD

[gjcmlmp]

dude this is the greatest! I am so pissed off that the last 12/15 patch for black ops now causes my game to stutter whenever I set Texture Detail to 'Extra'. I have been so pissed of about it, but this video totally made my day!

[FEAR1231000]

its a fake only new text under make and finish

[SCenekidSCreamo]

hahahahaha xD

[PurplebuzzHD]

ROFFFFFFFFL

[1XxXCursedXxX1]

Lol nice re-edit of the  the starcraft 2 Tarren nerf :P

[Blackwido88]

Theres a guy who will be going to sleep with a handful of lotion and a rag.

[diegoseichon]

woot!

installing latest black ops patch in steam. a big 64.6 MB.

hope they fix atleast the respawn or some of the problems...

[bombach007]

@diegoseichon can you install the patch via steam?

[Tkachenko10]

Hey first of all the subtitles failed because I know russian and he didnt say anything about a patch so I dont know but it failed

[GROGOLOG]

@Tkachenko10 its a spoof version, he changed ths subtitles to make it funny

[OhMijnGaap]

@Tkachenko10

Sorry, but i believe YOU are the 1 that failed.. There are so many clips like this one, with other subtitles.. I think nobody knows what is the original. but anyways, its meant to be fun -_-

[mearekevin]

lol what kind of country is that with the hot journalist and the retard dancer X D

[NightmareCCCP]

@mearekevin It's Russia ;)

[Noblewar]

"lag? i cant even launch the game!"

[frankpussy]

Nice new patch just made it worse!!!!!

[miljasalti]

omg what a crazy dance LMFAO

[killersofyork]

What's the patch ???

[rexsa66]

it's what happends when u're drunk

[Djokica93]

What's the song ?

[AsilAygun]

- What's your Facebook ? + Forget it What do you think of Black ops ? - It's still crashing I have verified my steam cache files 6 times + What about lagg ? - Lagg? I can't even fucking launch the game I tried reinstalling everything all the drivers. I heard you can even dolphin dive I want to dolphin dive ! I paid money why can't I just play I already have DirectX 11 + Did you install the lastest patch ? - Patch ? + ^^ - What patch ? + It was released last night - &^$#%#&!

[Reyvius78]

@AsilAygun why the fuck did you wrote what he said? <; there are subtitles lulz

[UimmiClan]

COOLEST VIDEO EVER LOL i cant stop to watch it lol

anyways in this next week there will be a full patch for cod they will allow TEAM SWITCH in ranked servers!!! and more on... check the Game Servers forum! anyways if u want to watch the video of my ranked clan server /watch?v=eHyBG6ude1g :)

[dotsydude]

whats the original vid?

[tamerlahn]

She is asking the guy if he enjoys the music, he says no, then she ask him what music style it is... and then he dances

[ROGERDERBY]

lmfao and its still not fixed

[F4ll3nISD34DsaveH1M]

Wait....DirectX 11? wtf is tht?

[Djokica93]

@F4ll3nISD34DsaveH1M You are noob if u dont know what is DirectX 11...

[F4ll3nISD34DsaveH1M]

@Djokica93 no. no i'm not. you're a noob for sucking a english.

[dfgcdfg]

son kapute!

[AsilAygun]

looooooooooooooooooooool :D

[vrocks1]

NickFPS, are you saying that all russians are dumb? Lolz man, take a look at your country ffs. moron.

[NickFPS]

This is why USA would crush russia in war.. Fucking dumb Russians

[udontmesswithme]

@NickFPS haha, if an American had drunk as much as this guy he would be dead already... Judging a nation/country by watching some intoxicated clown at a club is VERY smart! Keep up the good work.. idiot.

[faggthesystem]

he is zombieQQ

[buro06b]

ıt ıs EPIIC!! real EPIC!!

[ogswer]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahah

[MrGuruZz]

this is russia guys :D

[sounddrums]

Now that is a hardcore Quickscoper lol

[SoWeK1994]

/watch?v=yp2cbNQInyI

Make you own lobby hack with: 15th Prestige + Gold weapons + Speedhack/mods

Works on PS3,XBOX,PC

[Pablud3S]

@Elburrito97 Who cares? It's all about the subtitles and EPIC DANCE!

[fodass666]

@Elburrito97 wow, really? And I though that people go to dance clubs to talk about Black Ops and its patches... Man you saved youtube's life! Jesus fucking christ..

[acheron55]

@Elburrito97 omg. einstein is not dead

[yousini]

hitler has been replaced.

[TrueLineRider]

Awesome.

[georgerankin13]

i've watched this sooo many times, i get so happy when he dances, he's amazing, i love him lol

[mezavecis]

sad that i know russian (i understand the real version) :( but still funny :D

[MMA3013]

lmao! Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug 0_o

[dermo2k9]

Lol he is stoned!!

[stilb1986]

I like how they aren't even talking about black ops... they're talking about how there aren't enough people and the music is bad.

[Vort2]

Who know's the music ?

[theyeti0]

@Vort2 Its Joonas Hahmo - Sound Of Sunday ;)

[TheZaibs]

:DDDDDDD

[ShadowZezima]

PC yay

[xxxJevroziMxxx]

:):) great

[Prince89x]

best vid ever

[georgerankin13]

omg this makes me so happy, when he starts dancing i almost cry from laughter every time. this man is living the dream!

[flamingoisfun]

@F4r0kh well done shitcunt, no one else had figured that out yet.

[markomaania]

He is actually talking about how bad the music is and the lack of people at the club.

[gerickjohn2142]

Epic Dance starts at 0:47 LMFAO.

[strho0d]

@gerickjohn2142 Its called the black ops über pwnage dance

[Pili117]

Ty pýčo to je frajer... tvl :D

[aztec92azed]

who is this idiot?

[trakex229]

@BananaDanie no shit

[P8II]

@BananaDanie

Then what does he say? I never found the original...

[BananaDanie]

@P8II he talks about something like how bad music is in that event :D

[NOMADLEON]

Legend dance at the end !

[MaTriiKzProductions]

yeahh watch my channel sub me

[oTOXiCoFUSION]

just smiles and starts doing to robot lol i lold sooooo hard

[Olowack]

UHSDABAUDHBAUHBADUBHADUBHADUBH­ADUBHADUHB

[RazorUltimate]

FUCK YOU AMERICAN IDIOTS! OK......? =)

[ch3dder]

Except Call of Duty is just another twitch game for retards

[KyleTheMan]

what patch? -dances-

[KriiTiCaLHD]

ohh looool

[Yaenu1093]

Of course it's fake, that's the joke -.-

[oomskaap]

0:09 to 0:11 is the best part.. if you look carefully at his frown.. trying to figure out what this lady is asking him on this dance floor

[khalifa1942]

he need a patch of his mind or maybe a dance music

[Capluffy1090]

:D hahaha

[chicken22220]

LOOOL look at 0:03 sec

the middle guy face when the drunken guy comes into it

I bet that guy got skillz

[I4ig0]

lol the guy's speaking russian, he talks about the music, not about BO =) but it's still funny =)

[dasgluk91]

This is, of course, fake. Really it's russian video. That guy (probably he's high) is asked about music, he says it sucks then starts dancing.

Good video =)

[tonedeafmessiah]

Haha, straight up;

"What's your facebook?"

"Forget it."

[14jstorm]

notice how the guy is stariong at her tits well she is talking to him......

[worldofbong]

LMAO

[BlackmoonBitch]

Is this really what he's saying? Isn't the translation fake? Even if it was fake, it would still be hillarious. This could become another adolf hitler template.

[worldofbong]

@BlackmoonBitch It's supposed to be funny ;)

[essspada64]

WTF is wrong with this guy, he so creepy. You Creeper xD

[mikromiksu]

0:46 freaked me out,badly o.o

[oneinter]

ahah hilarious shit.

[Nilithic]

-Очень мало народу, мадам!

-Погоди

-Очень

-Скажите, скажите, что за музыка играет сейчас?

-Беспонтовая музыка. На самом деле, очень плохая музыка

-А зачем Вы пришли сюда?

-Я думал, намного будет… Намного лучше будет это все. И очень плохая музыка, просто очень плохая музыка! Я думал, намного лучше это все будет. Сколько раз сюда ходи-и-и-л — было намного лучше, но на этот раз как-то не удалоось. Во-первых, народу мало, музыка — не очень…

[PuppetDA]

Can somebody please make the last 20seconds into an gif animation and upload it somewhere? OMFG that would be soooo damn epic! :-D

[davidyoung2117]

@PuppetDA I seriously want the dancing gif

[tim13061990]

so ein fail boy xD

[CaltTUBE]

lmao

they saying

wat about the music

how u feel about the music

and the guy just saying not enough ppl here to party with!

[Nowzies]

It's spelled LAG. THERE AREN'T TWO G'S.

[ninacase19]

Delfin diveeeeeeeee tuc tu tuc tu tuc tu.. xD

[twatfood]

he is a awsome dancer



[jorrrma]

hahha that was hilarious

[puzin]

btw......she seems pretty lol

[puzin]

@puzin i'd ask for facebook too

[puzin]

hmmmmm just curious.....what are they really saying? xD

[SuperiorApostate]

@puzin they are speaking about the music at the club.

[C7D25]

xD

was that russian?

[Celixify]

@C7D25

yer.

[SuperiorApostate]

@C7D25 yes

[Leermayyte]

The one with IdrA for the Sc2 terran nerf was much better, but still good.

[bobytt]

I just love it. Brilliant...

[Metrick90]

A new meme is born.

[TheplanBpill23]

@WavesOfTrolls Well then maybe you should just get it on xbox like the rest of the world.

[panamcspana]

Still doesn't fucking work for shit with the patch anyway.

[mrbedford]

patch didnt work anyway

[Hiddenpeanut]

You're pretty bad at being a troll Jovenon003.

[millwallstarplayer]

wtf

[ThaClownStudios]

That chick is hot