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  • Look! It's Mickey Mouse!

  • Welcome to the machine, we know where you've been...

  • yip sounds true

  • GREAT!!!

  • --- Observe well what you watch while you watch!

    cause the programing on Tv shows and mainstream media aren't the programing of the channel, but the programing they wan to put into your mind!!!

    o_O guess you know but all must know! AWAKE!!!

  • the only one that i can actually see with my own eyes is that abc IS owned by the disney corp. i think tom bergeron is owned by them too. he hosts america's funniest home videos and they give away disney vacations left and right on there....it wasnt like that just a few years ago when bob sagat (early 90's) and daisy fuentes(late 90's and early 00's) hosted it =/ Disney,Wal-Mart and McDonald's are the Big 3

  • I love how "My Uncle Larry" is one of the credible sources the crackpot conspiracy theorist uses.

    I don't get why it is called conspiracy theory rock when it starts out completely true. Well over 90% of all media (Newspaper, Radio, TV, etc.) is owned by fewer than 6 global conglomerates.

  • lol this was NBC

  • tell us some thing we don't we dont know

  • True...By highly un-funny just like everything on the fake "saturdaynightlive".

    Hey! I got a great idea...Lets make a crappy TV show, and CALL it "saturdaynightlive" to fool people.

    Who'll know the difference?

  • YUP! And then have the presidential canidates come on the show to help give them celebrity status!

  • The liberal mediaopoly.

  • it's not about it being liberal at all....that has nothing to do with being liberal...that's an empty term anyway to turn off anyone who thinks conservatively or who considers themselves to be conservative and to make them automatically hate whatever it is that is being said...it's actually a very loaded word.

  • yea its called the mainstreem media

  • Lol funny and true!

    Luckily obama is pro-netneutrality so at least the net wont be controled like this...

    so americans will have alternative chanels of media...

    it is sad though that tere is not more diversity in media ownership.

    all internet media might not have the same solid jurnalistic backbone that traditional media have.. (and which is sadly controled and sessored by there owners)

    there really should be laws agains media company ownership consolidation...

  • Are you kidding? NObama is one of THEM!

  • Exactly Net Neutralisty is a way to control the internet in the same way.

  • that's what i was thinking when i read the comment above! sad. really sad isn't it?

  • I love this....

  • I like how there's the NBC logo on this.

  • SNL right on!why is it all the worst stuff out there is the easist 2 get

    as we fuck mother earth in2 a grandma

    earth will look like the moon soon

    why dont we just blast Bush in2 space with no controls & just let him float in a empty space cause thats what u did 2 your people, fallback & NO MORE WAR 4 OIL!!!

  • u bastard guy... gray race is a understatement 4 u!

  • The events in Mumbai only underline the fact that Israeli "intelligence" was involved in 911, the Tel Aviv-controlled US government classified the info and the Zionist-controlled media covered it up. As far as the slim number of Jewish deaths, one needs only look at the CNN death toll lists. Similar instance in Mumbai. Those Muslim terrorists sure are generous to spare the lives of 300+ Jews & Israelis in India. El Al was kind enough to pick them up & bring 'em home in a hurry. COVERING TRACKS!

  • That was strangely hilarious.

  • Did you, by any chance, ride a very short bus to school?  Wear a football helmet all day?

    THIS IS FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE JACKASS!

  • Ahaha..Damn..Early

  • Gee, corruption sounds like fun! ;)

  • LMAO Funny video. Man, I miss school house rock. Conjunction junction what's your function?

  • They forgot all proper Schoolhouse Rock songs are 3 minutes exactly.

  • no 3 min and 1 sec

  • no 3 min 1 sec .32

  • Well, how come I got -3? I was close enough.

  • Shh! No one knows what got cut out!

  • Lets see alot more of this kind of stuff, everyone with a computer can do it, at least try your best and you might be surprized. What? You already are? I know, I just want to rub it in the face of the spy reading this.

  • What style of music is this called?

  • Wish they'd done more than just this one edition of "conspiracy Theory Rock"

  • "up so" = US TO, sorry typos when im drunk

  • Wow, I work for GE. I see 700 4-bulb fixtures in the offices alone that are ALWAYS on, but they want up so turn off our lights and blackout a football game for some silly religious-like action. The solar panels they installed on the roof (Us in-house electricians didnt even get the work) dont even cover 0.1% of the power used on the HQ campus. GE lies. and Laura Bolsinger is a hussy tart trying to justify her job. Yeah keep that $17 stock going down, and the Unions are in your pocket GE!

  • yeah right i bet this is really a daily show colbert report or saturday night live

  • it is SNL

  • I can't figure out whether this is endorsing the theory or ridiculing it. I guess that's why it was able to get on the air.

  • Definitely ridiculing it.

    See:

    1:05-1:09

    1:38 (& 00:59-1:05)

  • No wonder Westinghouse is almost never heard from... Also I was surprised that GE was a part of it! That probably has to do with why I always thought it was such a great company.

  • Public School House Rock on MadTV is funnier IMHO

    copy and paste if you have the same idea

  • I didn't find it too funny, but the standby part was worth it. xD

  • Uh, where's my comment?

    Anyways, if my omment wa ever on here...

    Gah, TV funhouse...no wonder why it's not so much like um...SHR.

  • Public School House Rock on MadTV is funnier IMHO

  • You are not much of a black belt in philosophy if you fail to understand what a conspiracy is. What you are talking about is an agenda not a conspiracay. I conspiracy is a select plan amoung a small number of people.

    When someone uses the phase 'worldwide conspiracy' it is an indication that they are a pseudo-intellectuals. A world-wide conspiracy really can't exist without vilolating the spirit of the definition for 'conspiracy'.

    What you speak of is an agenda not a conspiracy.

  • this was on snl? lol!!!!

  • classic video. funny how they told lorne to cut the video from the rerun. of course these companies won't report bad news about themselves when they do the fluff they call news

  • This reminds me of the movie

    V for Vendeta

  • Since you blocked me, I'll answer this way.

    I was right all along, as per Wikipedia:

    "Founded in 1886 as Westinghouse Electric Company and later renamed Westinghouse Electric Corporation by George Westinghouse. The company purchased CBS in 1995 and was renamed CBS Corporation in 1997."

  • You must be referring to the CBS Corporation (1997) page.

    As per Wikipedia: "A new company, keeping the Viacom name was spun off from CBS. CBS, not Viacom, retains control of the over-the-air broadcasting, TV production, and publishing assets formerly owned by the larger company. However, National Amusements retains majority control of both firms. In a sense, this was a repeat of the 1971 spinoff."

    Look that up on Wikipedia.

  • wikipedia isnt always right my friend

  • Wow...listen to those BIG laughs. Think they were clapping cause they were glad it was over?

  • The merits of the argument notwithstanding, it's not -- funny.

    I'm guessing the cartoon's creators still cashed GE's check, though.

  • did Adam Sandler do the male vocal?

  • Wow.. I dont like government or bigshots the way they are now... :(

    I really wish they would change for the better.. I wish.. && I hope my wish comes truee...

  • Please stand by!

  • Man I miss Saturday TV Funhouse. The Ambiguously Gay Duo. Fun with Real Audio.

  • WOW is this genius!

  • this is sooo fucking badass.....ugh i dont get y they pulled it i mean...its not that bad its jus fact thats really funny

  • The only funny thing SNL has run since Dana Carvey left and it got cut because it "didn't work comedicly?" Charlie Rocket didn't work comedicly and he got to finish a season.

  • It's not meant to be either the truth or a lie. It's entertainment. It plays on what people are thinking and says the people's thoughts on the matter in such a way that we can look at it a number of different ways. Anyone who wants to have things purely one way can: In Europe. This is the USA. We were founded to protect the free world from these kinds of actions regardless if they are true. Remember squash the violence on MTV? If not, your parents were nazis to not allow for that disclosure.

  • this is the absolute truth

  • What year was this from?

  • What year was this from

    ?

  • whats sad is that this is true and that lorne michaels (producer of SNL) decided not to show this in the summer rerun of the episode.

    SO SCREW YOU WESTINGHOUSE, GE, DISNEY, AND MOST OF ALL FOX

  • CBS Corporation now owns CBS.

  • And Westinghouse owns CBS Corp.

  • No, that's not true. CBS Corp. owns CBS Corp. They're their own company.

  • Actually, I was wrong, Westinghouse no longer owns CBS Corp. As per Wikipedia:

    "Sumner Redstone, whose company National Amusements is CBS's majority shareholder, serves as Chairman. The company's name came into being on December 31, 2005 and began trading on the NYSE on January 3, 2006. Until then, the corporation was known as Viacom, and is the legal successor to said company."

    I repeat, CBS Corp. is NOT its own company.

  • Actually, it is. It "divorced" Viacom to become its own company.

  • Provide a source, or admit you're wrong. Better yet, go watch your cartoons, junior, grown-ups are trying to talk. You're 19 years old, you don't know squat. I can tell by your vids and faves that you don't do any research, you seem to occupy yourself with the most shallow and trivial pop culture imaginable. Yet you roll up onto a political video and try to "enlighten" everyone with your vast storehouse of wisdom.

    Where's your proof/source? I provided mine!

  • Cartoons? Dude, this IS a cartoon. Speak for yourself.

    According to Wikipedia: "CBS, not Viacom, retains control of the over-the-air broadcasting, TV production, and publishing assets formerly owned by the larger company... However, in this case, CBS retained virtually all of the prior firm's broadcast TV assets, including its various syndication companies."

    So there! And that's from the Wikipedia site.

  • And as the Jeffrey Wigand case shows, when the parent company says "jump", the subsidiary says "how high".

    Still have doubts? /watch?v=onNzrNEFs1E

    I also recommend you rent the movie "Network", you'll see how television news companies REALLY operate. They answer to the stockholders. If another company owns majority stock, then that company, NOT the network, determines the content of the programming.

    If you have a problem accepting that, then go back to sleep.

  • This has nothing to do with how TV news companies operate. CBS Corporation is its own company. They split with Viacom 2 years ago. Westinghouse does NOT own CBS Corporation. I repeat, Westinghouse does NOT own CBS Corporation.

    And I have an answer too: watch?v=oW0gGy_95Qw, watch?v=0Ozp9t1vdUY, and watch?v=9conJDcYRJU

    If you have a problem accepting that, please get back to work. Your boss is probably wondering what you're doing.

  • As per Wikipedia:

    "Founded in 1886 as Westinghouse Electric Company and later renamed Westinghouse Electric Corporation by George Westinghouse. The company purchased CBS in 1995 and was renamed CBS Corporation in 1997."

    I was right all along. Westinghouse owns CBS, and Sumner Redstone owns majority stock in CBS.

  • This was aired by NBC. NBC is owned by General Electric, who also owns Raytheon. Raytheon is the fifth largest defense contractor in the world, and the largest manufacturer of guided missiles and nuclear warheads in the world. Everything in this vid is true, if you do the research. The news media is the propaganda arm of corporate America, they tell you what they WANT you to believe, not what is true. THEY LIE TO YOU FOR MONEY. Can you not get your head around that?

  • That's why you read a newspaper. You're not supposed to believe everything you hear or see.

    How then do you find the true news? Where is the truth, mouse?

    Like I said, Westinghouse does NOT own CBS Corporation. I repeat, Westinghouse does NOT own CBS Corporation.

  • Why do you use ellipses instead of the entire quote?! Here's the entire quote from Wiki, the quote you censored to back up your position:

    "A new company, keeping the Viacom name was spun off from CBS. CBS, not Viacom, retains control of the over-the-air broadcasting, TV production, and publishing assets formerly owned by the larger company. However, NATIONAL AMUSEMENTS RETAINS MAJORITY CONTROL OF BOTH FIRMS."(emph. mine)

  • Evidently, you're not a 19-year-old, you're on someone's payroll. Why such a vested interest in the perception of corporate America by a person only a year removed from high school?

    Gotta hand it to you, you put a little more work into your page than most trolls do.

  • I am not on someone's payroll. I wish I was, but right now I'm not. The only reason I got started with all is is to state that CBS Corporation is owned by CBS Corporation, with National Amusements holding a majority stake.

    This cartoon was from 1997, 11 years ago! I fail to see how Westinghouse still owns CBS. You were looking at the wrong page. The CBS Corp. that exists now is owned by CBS (technically by National Amusements).

    I am NOT on someone's payroll, and I am not a troll! OK?

  • And what harm can National Amusements do? How has Disney lied to the American public? What is the happiest company in the NYSE doing propaganda-wise?

  • Well, at least you admit the truth...finally.

    "And what harm can National Amusements do? How has Disney lied to the American public?"

    Other than propagandizing for the war machine, and skewing election results, and blacking-out presidential candidates, and covering up corporate crime, and trampling on the Bill of Rights...not much, I guess.

  • How have they done that? Please cite your sources.

  • If you really look, this is more of a spoof of conspiracy theories than a real history lesson like "Emperors and Pirates." You can tell when they say Lorne Michaels went to he same high school as Marion Berry. But, like any "conspiracy theory," there ARE bits of "truthiness" in it!

  • How true.

  • i undersand why they pulled it; it could have been censorship, but i think they pulled it because it was kind of too much information to be funny, and snl just wants to make you laugh. this is true though, and it sucks because i love disney =)

  • Sad, but very very true.

  • It's funny because it's true. Thanks for posting.

  • One of the smartest, funniest pieces of commentary on the media today. And a very well-made homage to Schoolhouse Rock, as well! Thanks for posting this, blackbelt, I learned more from the two-and-a-half minutes of this video than I did in an entire semester's worth of Media Law....

  • this really is brilliant. it got pulled off youtube several times, please keep re-posting it. SNL used to be sort of radical chic, I tuned in recently and they had some really insidious subtext to their humor, like protest sucks, quit complaining - very chilling. The late Theresa Duncan said 'they' would be coming to wipe out the counterculture and control it once and for all. I believe it...

  • This sketch gets periodically pulled down by some corporate whore - I'm surprised this one lasted as long as it did. I'm sure someone had to commit career suicide for this sketch to air in the first place. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you! A superb piece of political satire.

  • I really wish someone would upload the substoot teacher one!

  • Right on guys. My hat's off to the producers of this video. What a disaster this country has become because of this relatively small group of individuals. They pose as our friends with smiling faces while they crumble our economy and use our country as an engine to power their weapons of mass destruction against us and the rest of the world. Welcome to the USA, the new corporate/military slave state. Sponsored by Mickey Mouse & friends.

  • Lol! How did NBC ever allow this?? I'd imagine the corporations wanna keep these kind of secrets under wraps and not look any worse than they already do.

  • I see the loons are out in full force.

  • And here's one now!

  • wow.

  • If this was not SNL I would have taken you seriously. The Gag is too long.

  • A1l2l2e2n4 didn't you see the nbc logo in the corner?duh

  • MadTV, A1l2l2e2n4? Do your research. They did one called Public Schoolhouse Rock

  • My mistake. I must admit, though, I haven't watched "Saturday Night Live" on a regular basis since the '80s. But from what I have seen, sometimes it looks like "MadTV" is what "Saturday Night Live" was back in the '70s.

  • Question: How did this get on the air when there is a big corporation that owns SNL? :D

  • Especially all the stuff they say about NBC, if you look really closely you can see an NBC logo in the bottom right hand corner.

  • This isn't conspiracy. Corporations DO control things (ex: Time Warner OWNS Warner Brothers, DC Comics, & a lot of other stations on the east coast) and DO have influence in the government. I mean, the FCC has PC people get rid of quality programming like old Sesame Street and says it's NOT for kids & yet, still allows dribble that talks down to children--like Dora, Elmo's World, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse--& manipulative advertising to air! :P It's laughable, really. :lol:

  • I totally think you're right about the population being fed crappy tv. But its not the shows above that cause the issues. For kids, all of the violent shows are the worst. Tom and Jerry for instance. I like watching that show but they have done psychological studies and kids that watch violent tv are likely to act out. Kids that watch stories on love, friendship,and teamwork, feel a freedom to explore the world around them. My sister quotes spanish (that she learned from Dora) and she's 3!

  • seriously?

    I watched tom and jerry all the time growing up and i knew the difference.

  • lol. quality programming on tv? There is none. no matter what's on, we're gettin dumber

  • Well said. With fake reality shows and American Idol, who needs school right?

  • And that is why we are in the war over in Afghanistan and Iraq. Not because of the spreading of 'American Freedom' but for the spreading of corporate interests in oil. This is also why you can't find hardly any honest politicians, they are all in some corporations pocket.

    Fuck these treasonous bastards, one day they will hang for their crimes...

  • Yeah and don't forget that the Skull & Bones runs everything at the top!

  • Amen to that! Because of their greed, America's suffering for nothing!

  • barack is probably one of them.

  • he's dick cheney's sixth cousin.

    follow the bloodline...

  • If we're spreading corporate interests in oil, then why in the fuck are we paying $4 a gallon for oil. I wish it was a war over oil. That way we'd be paying less. By the way, poor, sad Iraq is sitting on a gold mine of over 150 billion dollars in oil revenue and yet they spend none of it, while we are spending trillions to free their asses.

  • because if you look at oil and gas companies, theyre making record profits too

    as long as people keep buying the oil, theyll keep the prices high

  • we're paying $4+ a gallon for oil because *they can* profit from it. what are we gonna do about it but pay for it... we're not really freeing anyone. we went into iraq for oil + and other things. don't believe everything the media says. It is once said by previous governments, "the truth must be shrouded by lies in order to preserve the truth."

  • How is it fair, and even logical, that an undeveloped nation like Iraq has a 150 billion dollar surplus, and "big, bad capitalist, evil America" (media and liberals words and inferrence, not mine) is in a multi-trillion dollar deficit. Bottom line is, we're the ones that are hurting and have no way to stop the bleeding of our mismanages gov't and economy, while Iraq, though poor and desolate amongst its people, has substantial resources to at least build a stable foundation.

  • In other words, they sound like Mexico. One of the wealthiest nations in the world, but the wealth is only owned by about 20 people. We were already buying oil from Iraq and other countries who hate our guts anyway, so we didn't gain anything from going to war with them (in the way of oil). We should just take the goddamned oil to help offset our war costs and quit helping them build 11 million dollar shopping centers in Baghdad.

  • correction. the us government wanted you**us to believe saddam had wmd's.

  • the whole oil thing seems like b.s. to me. We GE already created a fully functioning electric car in 2003. unfortunately they decided to demolish all the cars and sell the company that built the battery to an oil company. which ofcourse had the project scraped as well.

  • you talkin about the EV1 timsartsite?

  • wow didnt see this in history class but its starting to make sense.

  • Bigbossjr61 They are dummying down the kids today. I fear for our country even moreso in the future with present lack of education in current events and civics, on top of their parents getting spoonfed by MIC controlled media! Richard Dreyfuss (my fave actor!) is on a campaign to bring back Civics to public schools.

  • NBC shuts Kucinich out of their presidential debate by changing their criteria and rescinding their invitation to Kucinich! GE owns NBC , Kucinich did not vote for the Iraq War - 'nuff said.

  • That was ABC but thanks for trying.

  • wtfomfg27 NBC did it too, only worse! They uninvited Kucinich by changing their criteria. The outcry against GE owned NBC has been all over the internet. Where have you been?

  • May I just say the comments on this clip -- with the notable exception of some obvious nutjobs -- are just about the most sustained intellectual discourse I've found on You Tube (and I don't just watch skateboarding squirrels). So Robert Smigel and TV funhouse had the last word as the clip lives on in cyberspace. However, do the striking writers demand micro-payment for this, too? Just a thought...

  • ClueSign Any striking writers who expose stuff for American public like this deserve mega-raises!

  • You're right -- and I think this is the work of Robert Smigel who has been an SNL staple/genius for years. Kucinich Rules! btw...

  • norm time is jan 1, 2008, 1:50am HAPPYNORM YEAR! ItsBabyNewYearDiaper : ask the retro-philosohers of the late 3003 A.D. and their tender to the touch backwards time machine BACK OFF BUDDYNormalpplRscary : lol

    ItsBabyNewYearDiaper : or 2008 has enough weapons to blow your crazy psychadlic world of 3003 like it never was there, buddy.

    ItsBabyNewYearDiaper : what year is this , 3707 phillipe? let me speak to the pilot in my best norm mcdonald voice, upside down bye 20o7

  • awesome

  • would it kill you to laugh at what is obviously meant to be a spoof...cartoons are for amusement.attack meet the press or mclaughlin group if you need a debate.i thought the cartoon was funny as hell. and yes....hell can be funny tooooooooo.hell is one of my favorite spoofs

  • The only socialism present is the socialism that exists for the rich and capitalism that exists for the poor.

  • That's what NBC doesn't want you to know.

  • What is that one that owns CNN?

  • thats time warner (does cable in mostly east coast of USA)

  • Behind the joke is the truth

  • GIVE ME A BREAK!!! So because its not cheap you make deals with "the devil" so to speak? UGGHHHH! You are as bad as the government!

    The ends dont justify the means. You're just brainwashe, you Public School MORON.

  • sorry public school failed at the attempt to keep me dumb and ignorant. I get my news from the net. I'm to damm busy saving the free world from people like you. Hey there is always NPR.

  • Whenever you hear someone say "I stopped watching TV years ago.", don't you think "Wow, that's smart...that way you don't get bombarded with manipulating programming."

    Please consider not watching TV. Instead of trying to control the content (the dope), get rid of the distributor.

  • Couldn't you watch TV without being persuaded to buy anything? Because I'm not so easily manipulated.

  • some people are puppets waiting to happen. also, this comment will most likely be taken offensively

  • Well, I just wanted to know.

  • We're not talking about being persuaded to buy anything, you really have no idea whats going on, do you? It is a sad thing to be a slave, but pathetic to be a slave which thinks he's free...you mustt have went to public school.

  • I think you mean, "...you must have GONE to public school." Idiot.

  • i just love the pcps! and the nose falls off! XD :)

  • birkwen

  • You are a wise one among fools.

    The government control of our media began with the newspaper industry, and continues to this day through all venues except internet, where you can access anything, but are watched closely while doing so. Soon the "new internet" they propose, will be seen as another way for them to control the content.

    Only through the internet can you see other points of view and get the "whole view" of around the world without the spin.

  • "The government control of our media began with the newspaper"

    Yep. Why do you think Ben Franklin is on the $100 bill?

    He was the first US media mogul.

  • Oh hell, just give the FCC back the power to smite any 'news' show that gives false information.

    Right now the FCC is powerless.

  • Pause @ 25 seconds... THEY ALLOW KIDS TO SEE THAT???! XD

  • It is an SNL skit.. aka Saturday Night Live the show.. did a spoof of the original show. Learn to read

  • Oops, sorry. Thanks for pointing that out! Lol I'm so dumb...

  • You are not dumb. Just a retard.

  • Original Entz and Geniusgirl... You're both retards! Read it again: This is not a spoof! This is a real school house rock that airred once and was pulled. SNL added the last couplel lines to make it tie in to today, thats all. Everything about the evil tie of Bad Govcernment and Corp lies and greed are all true, and were airred once to the masses... and I was a kid at the time and watched it. I remember it well, but I didn't understand all of it then, or even why they would tell us.

  • This is "real"? You saw it when you were a kid? You're smoking way to much dope.

  • "Puff Puff"

    You know, pizza with toasted fairies sounds good right about now..."Puff Puff"

    O yea...and mushrooms lotsa mushrooms...

    "Puff Puff"

    Wanna hit?

  • Geniusgirl: Yes,this is the original version that airred on NBC before being pulled. This is not a skit that is amde up by SNL, SNL just added at the end a line or two to tie it into contemporary news. All but the last 5 seconds . The rest of the whole thing is true. Your mind should get off the SEX is BAD, and focus on TRUTH is GOOD. Then you will view sex in the right light... don't be embarassed of the word

  • This clip is a spoof that aired in an SNL in the mid-late 90s, it is not a real school-house rock which aired on ABC Saturday Mornings.

  • What was the thing they said about Norm MacDonald at the end?

  • It's in the lyrics in the "About This Video" section. Just expand it.