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  • You forgot to add noobs healing you when there is a zombie horde comming at you guys.

  • This game.. has people like kids.. doing such things like in this video shown with the kids.. would get many kids to have a sense of hatred and also posting this person promoting a hatred video of such that, would also promote hatred.. The prove: Just also look at the dislike bar.. it`s more than the like bar. I`m sure YouTube would also want to make itself a place suitable for people who are people and care about people. Thanks YouTube for doing the right thing.

  • This is a sign of you beeing a moron...

  • all of thesethnigs arent annoying...they will just get u kicked

  • The 1,2and5 are not annoying

  • lol i was akways falling off the cliff (onpurposely) and eventually they quit xD

  • They should re name this video 5 ways to get yourself kicked in L4D2

  • Exit the game when your are last man

  • number 1 should be " Fuck with the Witch"

  • @ragestreet so if i put a 10 year old on xbox live with a mic u wouldnt mind?

  • You know when play games just to annoy people u have no life

  • I think the most annoying thing you can do is to be under 10 years old and use a microphone.

  • once me and my friend found a glitch we jumbed in the water and never died

  • all this is is friendly fire and killing yourself.

  • @MrRandomvideosofstuf Which is what the video makers should be doing, honestly. This is only funny with loud whiny 13 year old teammates.

  • all this is is friendly fire and killing yourself.

  • dude just change it into throw molotov and shoot explosive cans can just changed into "explode your friends" and shooting cars and friendly fire can also work well or startling the witch this is one of the worst videos i have ever seen no offense

  • no u

  • 5 ways to fail at life.

  • My favorite part 2:55

  • Fable is probably the only Ad that I like on Youtube (:

  • @CamelTotum Agreed. Fable <3!

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  • That's just being a shit player, not trolling. It encourages griefing, gg machinima.

  • 5 ways to get kicked in l4d2

  • wow!

    

  • Machinima i wish you could tell me what song is this????

  • @3NAN013 im guessing your not the type that watches the wole video before you comment

  • @qwertyuiopasdfgh1111 LOOOOL buncha retards!!! i posted the comment to see how many retards do not hav logic inside their brain to know that ITS TOO FUCKING OVBIOUS cuz in the corner of the description Its says "Song used is..." so that's enough for me to open the description witch i did... and at the end of the vid it says the name too so you fuckers are the type That comment B4 they think FckTards!

  • @3NAN013 Ok what the fuck ever! keep lying to yourself you fuckin fag. you just cant except th fact that your a dumb ass. So shut the fuck up and choke on your moms chode and suck on your dad's tits that are way bigger than your mom's while you finger your asshole

  • @qwertyuiopasdfgh1111 LOL R you mad??? dont go into nerd rage, its ok.

    I'll just press BLOCK so you go jerk off on gay porn without worrying about me hacking your ass for talking shit ok?

    Ok you can go fuck your grandpa for 5$ now... btw get a fucking life, i posted this a looong time ago n a month later you decide to go into Nerd rage and get a nerdgasm and reply talking Shit.

    What am i talking about? i'll just block you since you take a youtube comment too serious

    I dnt wanna make you cry fag.

  • @3NAN013

    "don't go into nerd rage."

    Look at your post.

  • @3NAN013 Read the goddamn description!

  • Rushing without your team = Leroy = Thumbs up lets do this! LEROY JENKINS!

    sorry i just had to

  • hows number 1 annoying ?

  • rush without your team... and get raped

  • most of these things will annoy you more than your team, idiot. And i think you should grow up

  • You forgot

    1. Going back to safehouse when everyone is going.

    2. Hiding from team-mates in hardcore mode

    3. Shooting cars.

    4. Tapping the help up button when someone is downed.

    5. Shooting team-mates.

    6. Annoy the witch, then run back to the saferoom.

    7.Throwing Boomer Bile jars downward and letting the infected attack you.

    8. Jump everywhere and shoot upward with pistols screaming "I'M THE ZOMBIE KING" as zombies maul you to death.

    Duh.

  • @IceCreamMortal i agree

  • since when are the annoying? the most anoying thing is in L4D1 when louis always startles the witch and fucks up your who mission and u have to start again. the only reason WHY this is annoying to you is BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY FPS!

  • Don't forget when playing as infected, make sure when you become the tank you kill your teammates. I hate that shit.

  • yup

  • 5 ways to be inadequate...

  • How about throwing boomer bile on your teammates?

  • @badoofus Boomer bile jars don't affect teammates.

  • Stupid

  • If you rush off without your team then you're left4dead :P.

  • @Suspi13  If you are a good player.. no you are not l4d.... i sometimes go crazy and kill my teammates and go alone all campaign. its hard but fun.. ps: I cant finish the last map... i finish the other.. but the final alone? THATS BANANA CRAZY.

  • dont forget about people shooting their own teamates in the saferoom because their team is losing

  • AKA 5 Ways to Get Kicked in L4D2.

    What a moron.

  • Lame ok lame. Stupid stupid. Why would anyone jump out a window. Fucktards.

  • how the hell means that...is annoy others by jumping out from window? :D

  • lolol I think you're wasting your money if you get more enjoyment out of fucking the game up than actually playing it.

  • 1 more when ppl are down dont help them up and when you are down shoot other ppl how do i know well lets say i have done it and 1 more kill the cpu and not real ppl

  • rickroll over the mic :D

  • @TehSpinningIdiot i hate that crap

  • @terminatorgir Yeh that's why it's annoying. If you wanna be an uberpenis communist roll :P

    I never do these btw...

  • Literally. Get two people with Katanas, on behind the witch the other on either the left or right side, never in front. It takes four swings with the katana to kill a witch, each swing doing 250 damage. Each player swings twice, that witch is dead. =)

  • PILLLZZ HEREE!!!

  • hey guys go to the address page and put the youtube and stuff on there and put q between them you and tube plz do it dudde

  • take all pills bot in l4d and l4d2

  • u forgot alert hordes, stealing heath packs, not reviving ppl, giving ppl pills in middle of battle, lol thats funny.

  • i fukin h8 people who do most these methods to piss everyone off u ask me if u do it u dont deserve 2 play l4d2 if u do these

  • you know nothing about griefing lol

  • i dont want a verison fios box i want to see how to annoy people in l4d2 =D

  • lol #3

  • Another way is to shoot all the cars with alarms in Parished XD

  • Come one do better

  • only thing is people do number 5 anyways

  • that was stupid

  • lol dont forget about shooting cars :) always the best

  • wtf

  • i know more annoying things like tea bagging people being pounced by a hunter

  • no micspam?...well...alrighty then

  • funniest thing is to change difficulty to expert if its on easy when theres only one person left

  • Heh, I can think better ideas then these. These are childish.

    I mean, instead of always attacking your team mate, why not use your surrounding? Seriously, be creative.

    Alarm cars, tanks and witches, along with horde events are there for you...

  • That was quite terrible.

  • lol get a life soundtrack, i want that edit!!!

  • these guys ar good but yeah i find kiplixism to be funnier cause of con

  • kilplixism videos are better.......

  • kilpix is sooo funny!!

  • if you like someone else why are you watching this

    just to leave a stupid useless comment

  • if you dont like the commens, just stfu ok?

  • So kill yourself and shoot the other players? Thats it? This video is a fucking waste aside from the music which suits the whole zombie thing. Fucking weak.

  • agreed

  • this sucks

  • wow machinimarespawn is a new channel........ FROM MACHINIMA! retards......

  • Fuck you, Mashittima.

  • Machinimarespawn is new.. from machinima. You do NOT deserve to judge a channel on first glance. machinima respawn is a new channel designed to put montages, kill streaks, and funny stuff.

  • lol at 2:41 dumb zombie jumped out of the window after him

  • i actuallt rushed without team on motel and survived i actually went to eat dinner and i still was only one in safe house

  • EARRAPE

  • Do machinima accept any bullshit vids?

  • @iTzCondorV2 they exept call of duty so that would be a yes

  • @yllw355

    lol true

  • Keep up the good work! =)

  • Is running ahead really annoying?

    I do it sometimes, but not too far, mainly i'm just looking for items and i forget my team... *shifty eyes*

  • @Sirloinsalot1 i think the reason why that running ahead annorys people because it risks them of losing a team mate, so they kick the person to get them out of the way and keep them together.

  • I promise to stay closer to the team from now on!

  • its a game, stop taking it so seriously

  • its really annoying having a t(eam mate ho is trying to annoy you on the other side its funny to do it if your playing with some sort of serious guy

    irs fun to annoy people but only for fun and not to many

  • Wow, are you foreign, or are you 8 years old?

  • "5 ways to try and be funny, but fail."

  • Annoying is fine in left 4 dead if your just griefing the enemy team not being a massive pisshead to your own team this is stupid and who needs a video to tell them how to molotov their own team

  • Why anyone want to do this in a game... whoever does this is a serious douche bag.

  • These were not obvious to me at all.

  • for a game that's meant as co-op it not honorable to try and play the one man band hero , nor is it prudent to waste gas canisters on a few enemies with your team mates near , nor is it commendably to your comrades to throw Molotovs at them , nor is it a sign of strengh to charge your men at arms , overall itr is very lame and can cause subsequent kicks from servers

  • @jmm1233 not if you got a buddy trollin ppl with you, then they cant kick haha

  • god i hate people like you

  • dont make sense

  • AHHH why isnt it working?

  • nvm

  • Just a retarded video

  • worst video..

  • I think the more appropriate title to this video is '5 ways to be a n00b in left 4 dead 2'

  • He's not even good at griefing.

  • retards this vid is pointless

  • You guys realize this is not machinima...

  • retarded video

  • i hate people like this, almost as much as people who cheat in video games, just play the damn game.

  • no one needs to know how to annoy ppl come on machinama dnt be fucking gay no one likes a asshole

  • why the fuck would you ever wanna do this?

  • who ever is doing that is probably an annoying american or british 10 year old who constantly shouts through his mic.

  • Or how about just any 10 year old?

  • people from other countries dont tend to do this...

    but not 1 ten year old should know how to capture footage!

    Cuz they only do stupid things with it

  • I'd like to see the demography you used to calculate what countries do have the most annoying 10 year olds. I really hope you're joking.

    Hell, I've played this game with people that are in their 20's and they do this. Including one was from Italy, he kept killing his team off.

  • lets stop this is gettting annoying,

    nice googling answers btw

  • Googling answers? What answers?

    I was just stating what you said was incredibly way too much of a stereotype with nothing to back it up. But I agree, I can't stand playing with kids that shouldn't even have this game in the first place. I wish their was some kind of age limit you could set so you only play with your age group. I don't enjoy screaming pubescent kids in my ear while trying to relax and kill zombies.

  • in my country (im irish but live in belgium)

    you need to be 18 to play this.

    Now im 16.

    But people just sell games to anyone.

    wouldnt matter if it where a toddler.

  • @CustardGrenade I got ID'd in HMV when buying this o.o

  • @stumblinsteve5000 what does someone from Italy have to do with anything? You seem to be setting a high standard for them.

  • I was just saying that it doesn't matter what country you're from, a 10 year old is going to act like a 10 year old when playing a game like this.

  • who the hell is the retarded that allows videos like this being posted on machinima?

    this is almost as noob as hacking,seriously,get a life

  • ummmm i dont get it

  • this video sucks

    awesome game tho

  • i like #3

  • Obviously anyone who enjoys this doesn't have the game or is one of the retards that I hate to have on my team anyway. What the hell is Machinima doing letting this crap fall through the cracks.

  • I really enjoy this game.

    End.

  • its a fun vid but i agree game sucks and its way to overrated...

    Cmon everything the same

    5. lv with 5 parts its only run shoot run shoot

  • Don't buy it and stop whining, you dumbarse.

  • You can get machinima sponsored for doing this trolling? fail...

  • I don't even have this game and I find this hilarious.

  • wow douche bag much?

  • this is just a video on how to be a fucking fagot why would machinima put this up

  • cos its funny dude.

  • @ph3rr3r0

    its a fukin joke u fag

  • @sk83r96

    except that its not a joke if people go around in games doing it you fucking idiot

  • free viruses?! NO WAAAAAAAY!

  • THIS SUCKS BALLS

  • @Jetsrule192 Just like you buddy. Read the title. If you don't like the title name or what the video is about don't watch it, you dumbass.

  • machinima is making a lot of crap videos lately

  • @NukularFaloot

    These are all made by normal people and submitted to respawn......

  • ohhhh, okay

  • lol not useful except for shooting gas tanks. and BTW on the PC u can have like 8 players? i saw that weird circle thing and i was like wtf?

  • this isnt a countdown, its a countup

  • terrible video

  • @brutaldeathmetal01 looks like have a tourretes guy fan and by the way BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Dustinlfugate WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?!?!?!!?!?

  • @Dustinlfugate haha tourretes guy is awesome

  • Well......im lost

  • Loser

  • Nothing new or interesting.

  • well this is 1 way to lose subscribers

  • yup

  • retarded

  • lol

  • fuck salt

  • @brutaldeathmetal01 hahaha!!! tourretes guy! classic!

  • @gabrielmsrussell haha nice to see someone got the reference!!

  • wtf?