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  • 1:19

    anti-climactic lift is anti-climactic.

  • "The Itch"

    You might wanna get that checked...

  • Favorite line out of this whole game:

    GLaDos: Thanks! All we had to do was pull that lever.

    Wheatly: What? You had to press the- ARRRRRGH!

    GLaDos: Hehehe. I know we are in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was so worth it.

  • God now I LOVE GLaDOS and HATE THAT MORON !!

  • Annoncer: nuclear reactor overheating wheatly: SHUT UP!

  • GLaDOS: all you ghad to do was pull trhat lever.

    Wheatly: lever? No you push th-AAAAAAAGGHH!

    GlADOS: Worth it!

  • Oh wait nvm

  • No part 14....

  • The statement below is false

    The statement above is true

    Your mind has just been blown

  • @FieryPandaProduction not really...

  • GLaDOS: For the record you are adopted and that's TERRIBLE

    but you're not fat.

  • 0:00

  • GLaDOS is becoming nice

  • Seriously, what the hell? Wheatley is so moronic he can't isn't even fazed by simple paradoxes? That's pretty bad.

  • Omg Wheatley. *fangirl squeal/instant nosebleed* XD

  • AHA! GLaDOS said Chell wasn't fat! She like her bat doesn't say it!

  • The walking cubes remind me of hermit crabs :P

  • Why does Wheatly orgasm every time a test gets completed? O_O

  • @slipknotlover1234523 Because he's DOING tests, if you get what I mean.

  • @slipknotlover1234523

    cores have a fetish for tests, he's a test virigin. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

  • I'm starting to reallllly like GLaDOS lD

  • GLaDOS is so optimistic huh? lol

  • Wheatley Laboratories -_-

  • @starman696 i lold art that

  • I want one of those walking cubes so baaaad.

  • I think Wheatley needs a test intervention

  • Wheatly has an orgasm

  • wheatleys like a baby sitter to those little walking cubes, aw

  • the first time i used this spiral portals my mind just made kaput

  • @zeroheart02 its because they r not part of the entire building

  • That big robot thing that Wheatley is in..is making him act horrible so was GLaDOS as well. But when they are both are not in there they are acting nice to Chell. :/ Strange...

  • i love how it says wheatly labertories

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  • I love it how glados defends chell. (Lol 1000th comment)

  • That was funny and lighthearted when GlaDOS did revenge when she told Wheatley to pull the lever XD

  • XD NICE JOB GLADOS

  • Lol for the record you are adopted xD

  • The boxes with legs are soooooo cute!

  • alright this.....this is taking too long i just gonna tell you how to get past this see that button all you got to do is just [electric noise] AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH­!!! lololololol.

  • I hated this levels. I'm acrophobic and hated to the core those bottomless pits

  • lol SHUT UP !

  • This game is very boring :X

  • @luismartins5 u mad bro?

  • who thinks the cubes with legs look so cute

  • Every time Wheatley says something, I want to hug him and say "It's okay!"

    Even though this whole thing is his fault in the first place. .__."

  • I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT RIDERS BY LEE!!!!

  • i see what glados was doing he was making wheatly mad so he would go away and then glados and chell could figure a advantage over him or a way out or to his chamber

  • I keep feeling like Wheatley is orgasming with the tests...

  • press 4 for wheatly moans~

  • Is it just me, or do the cubes made out of turrets sound like spidersssss.... Wow. Somehow I turned that into a Minecraft-related statement.

  • The Robot Cubes are smarter than Wheatley, cause they respond to the paradox and he doesn't :P

  • I feel sorry for Wheatly. in a bad way. He was a funny guy. i really liked him.. until he changed

  • Those poor walking cubes... they look so scared and painful ç.ç

  • @DamaXion they r called frankencubes

  • @DamaXion no surprise. it's a couple turrets squeezed into a cube. not the most comfortable thing

  • @MRE131805 when u think wrong then it sounds wrong

  • O.o they do sound like Metroids!!!

  • I just realized the walking cubes sound like metriods!!!!!

  • Those deformed cube CREEP THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!

  • the walking cubes look kinda like hermit crabs c:

  • Those robot cube things are sooo cute, but kinda weird...

  • Wheatly:ohhhh,here we go...here it comes...

    Wheatly:ahungh

    Wheatly:oh.disappointing

    anybody else think he was masterbating

  • GLaDOS:this sentence is false dont think about it dont think about it Wheatly:umm true ill go true Wheatly:huh that was easy Wheatly:ill be honest i might have heard that one before though sort of cheating GLaDOS:it is a PARADOX there is no answer Wheatly:false ill go false annoucer:explosion immient evacuate the falcility imediately Wheatly:hold on i thought i fixed it annoucer:warning reactor is at a critical temperature (frying wires) Wheatly:there fixed
  • The cubes with legs are kinda cute... :3 They try to jump at you though

  • The cubes with legs freak me out.

  • The new companion cube if he talk just drop it

  • I'll give that evil megalomaniac potato robot that. Glados tricking him to shocking himself was indeed worth it.

  • The Walking cubes sound like robot turkeys =D

  • Ok Wheatly PARADOX TIME!: Is the answer to this question no? [Wheatly]: Yes! Wait, wait that means the answer is... ummm... No! Oh hold on a second the answer is no which means it should be... yes! [Announcer]: WARNING CORE CORRUPTION AT 78% [Wheatly]: Wait! I know the answer, the answer is mabye! [GLaDOS]: Oh brother...

  • The voice of weathley reminds me of shaun from assassin's creed

  • is he the same guy from the Barclays adverts?

  • One thing I don't get. When Aperture made the facility in the 60's. They dug VERY deep down, and that's where the old stuff is. And the new stuff is on top. Wouldn't it normaly be the oposite?

  • @ThisIsAtomic Ever seen the roman forum? It's like that. They built their new facilities on top of the old ones.

  • @EkiAku Yeah. But Aperture dug very far down. Guess they had great plans.

  • GLaDOS you are a classic comedian

    :)

  • The first time I got to the part where you encounter the frankenturrets, I couldn't remember how to get out of the office overlooking the chamber. I wasn't looking when it happened and therefore I don't know how it happened, but one of the frankenturrets managed to get onto the button. It was a rather humorous moment.

  • wheatley reminds me of that guilty spark from halo first your friend then not your friend any more

  • I would say to wheatley, what IS wrong with being adopted >I

  • whats with the new turret-cubes?

  • it sounded like wheatley was having sex a lot of the time

  • wheatley laboratories :) LOL

  • GOWD I LOVE GLaDOS SOO MUCH !!! WHEATLY NOT THAT MUCH BECOAUSE HE WENT TOOO MUCH EVIL AND MORON !! >:(

  • chell doesnt need to go threw vents, she just finds vent doors that are conveniently torn open.

  • I can just imagine

    Wheatley:"Oh yeah...here it comes..."

    *Moves the portal, walking box falls*

    Wheatley:"Now what'd you do that for?"

  • PSISpecter:"Ey? My foots kinda itchy..."

    CHAPTER 8:THE ITCH

    PSISpecter:"That's not funny!"

  • Glados is such a witty bitch I love her.

  • CHELLS ADOPTED!!!??

  • I would complain about the adverts, but it was an elder scrolls skyrimm advert :D

  • 13 people are flippin boxes with legs lol

  • ZAP!!!

  • @mrcrafter100 me 2

  • who else feels sad for the broken box turrets

  • is wheatley Justin Lee Colins

  • @fathamster08 Steven merchant 

  • @fathamster08 Nope, he is Steve Merchant. The one on the Idiot abroad sat next to Ricky Gervais.

  • I'd feel like a moron if I was talking to a potato...even if it talked to ME first!

  • 00:00 - 01:01 glados was right he is an idiot

    2:50 wheatley the test junkie lol

    03:22 wheatley having a org..... yeah lol

  • Notice how all the turret-cubes short-circuited when GLaDOS stated the paradox?

  • @crashnspin lol never actually noticed that before, so the turret-cubes are smarter than wheatley

  • @10:25. O.o...did GLaDOS just defend Chell?? Wow, she's not so mean after all

  • hmm..well this explain why GLaDOS is mean when she was in charged...

  • because i am a pooooootatooo

  • Does anyone else think that GLaDOS is adorable when she's a potato?

    She's so dependent on Chell, her personality is just so cute because she's defenseless. >w<

  • @sammisquigellz i agree anyone up for french fries we got a potato right here lol.

  • Wheatley sounds like he's having the orgasm of his lifetime every time you solve a test chamber.

  • next chapter is the last one

  • wow....i still can't believe they chose THAT to be the reason why Wheatly wants to test...it's like robo-porn or something....o.o'

  • If I ever design a robot, I'll make it recognize paradoxes so that you can't kill it with one. He he he...

  • If I ever design a robot, I'll make it recognize paradoxes so that you can't kill it with one. He he he...

  • Well I guess Wheatley is a virgin then.

  • Anyone else notice on the boxes that they now say "Wheatley Laboratories"? :D Nice touch.

  • fatty fatty no parents... t(-_-t)

    good work, wheat...

  • GLaDOS' finest moment was as a troll.

    6:39 - "Thanks, all we had to do was pull that lever."

    "What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH!"

    "Heh heh heh heh heh..."

    Nice one, GLaDOS. :3

  • It's like Wheatley has an orgasm everytime you finish a test... but GLaDOS never does that... maybe it's like a drug to him or something...

  • I kinda really like Potato GlaDOS...

  • In the ad-

    We need a safeword.

    What, like potato?

    What should have came next-

    Fine, we'll say GLaDOS

  • 6:38-6:48 is the best part lol

    

  • pause at the right time and at 4:09 the screen says 'Wheatly Labratories'.

  • @purplemuffn Yeah Wheatley changed the name nothing interesting....

  • i feel so bad for the box turrets

  • Wheatley Laboratories FTW

  • Wheatley's got a test solving fetish.

    ...That's creepy.

  • hahahaha 01:48 my favourite part of the whole game... love that conversation:]

  • the frankenturrents were disabled and fried when GLaDOS said the paradox, not only does this mean they're sentient, but they're also SMARTER than Wheatly.

  • Whealty sounds like hes having an orgasm

  • Frankinturret: KILL US!! PLEEEASE WE BEG FOR DEEEEATH!

    :C poor poor things

    

  • If you put a portal to your left and a portal to your right, reached into the one on your right and touched yourself, are you masturbating or getting laid?

  • @kandorei101 good question....

  • wheatly sounds like the guy from "invention of lying"

  • Aw, she's defending me from Wheatley's evil insults.

  • I want one of those frankenturrets as a pet.

  • wait so Wheatly has sex while we're testing?

    

  • That's strange.... Wheatly can tell the walking cubes how to solve a test but not humans????

  • I think Wheatly is aroused by Chella and Glados solving the tests lol. "OOOhhh yeeess."

  • "No good news? Here's some good news. I HAVE MANAGED TO SOLVE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN TESTS! HOW'S THAT FOR GOOD NEWS?

  • lol 4:09 "wheatley laboratories"

  • is it just me does wheathley have an orgasm everytime you finish a test?

  • "Oh, yeeess! Well done!"

    "Thanks! All we had to do was pull that lever. ^_^"

    "What? No, you pushed that bAAAAAGHHHH!"

    "hehehehe, I know we're in alot of trouble and probably about to die, but it was worth it."

    ... yes, yes it was.

  • seriously? No jizz jokes about conversion gel yet?

  • GLaDOS is really nice as a potato :D

  • @mewmewmiku her kindness emotion was rarely ever used, so it doesnt take that much electricity. Anger however, is her constant state of being, and uses enough electricity to fry her little potato brain. Shes being nice simply for the sake of not dying.

  • @mewmewmiku i agree

  • @Cooliosis1RBLX That would make sense because it seems like all of these little cores have personalities of their own XD

  • @Cooliosis1RBLX He is an Intelligence Dampening Sphere Glados herself said it

  • i lol'd so hard at 05:28 "Weathly Laboratories"

  • Girl power.

  • OMG! I just thought of something. Wheatley is probably the blue core from the first game!!

  • @plapato1 i knew that since the beginning of the game.

  • @plapato1 No, Wheatley is a completely different core. The blue core from the first game was the Intelligence Core, and Chell threw that in the incinerator. Wheatley is an Intelligence Dampening Core.

  • the frankenturrets are really horrirying O_O

  • @Saladin4747

    The Franken turrets Are Cute But Wierd And Funny

  • @Saladin4747 really?, i think they are cute :D

  • @Saladin4747 I think they're cute :D

  • @Saladin4747 they are cute and you know it! >=p

  • @ 1:04 i think i heard an Angry Birds noise

  • Potato GlaDos is so nice. I'd date her.

  • I like GlaDos better as a potato.

  • He ain't in Portal 1 @christian199208 it explains why he is a moron further back in Portal 2.

  • aw... GLaDOS defended her...

  • Wheatley had Testgasms.

    I lol'd a bit too hard at that, woke up my mom.

  • GLaDOS is kinda acting more human when she is a potato than before....am i the only one who noticed this?

  • why is moron?????????????, i dont play portal 1.

  • @christian199208 Wheatley's an Intelligence Dampening Sphere to stop GLaDOS from killing everyone.

  • @smcgamer1 in the portal 1?????

  • @christian199208 Wheatley himself did not appear in Portal 1, but other cores did. Here's (watch?v=teLDBp9YK_k) a video of the Portal 1 final boss fight, in which the other cores appear. The cores stop GLaDOS from destroying stuff, primarily.

  • Only the Frakenturrets were affected by the paradox...

    So Wheatly is dumber than a box.

    Hmm.