That big robot thing that Wheatley is in..is making him act horrible so was GLaDOS as well. But when they are both are not in there they are acting nice to Chell. :/ Strange...
alright this.....this is taking too long i just gonna tell you how to get past this see that button all you got to do is just [electric noise] AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! lololololol.
i see what glados was doing he was making wheatly mad so he would go away and then glados and chell could figure a advantage over him or a way out or to his chamber
GLaDOS:this sentence is false dont think about it dont think about it Wheatly:umm true ill go true Wheatly:huh that was easy Wheatly:ill be honest i might have heard that one before though sort of cheating GLaDOS:it is a PARADOX there is no answer Wheatly:false ill go false annoucer:explosion immient evacuate the falcility imediately Wheatly:hold on i thought i fixed it annoucer:warning reactor is at a critical temperature (frying wires) Wheatly:there fixed
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Ok Wheatly PARADOX TIME!: Is the answer to this question no? [Wheatly]: Yes! Wait, wait that means the answer is... ummm... No! Oh hold on a second the answer is no which means it should be... yes! [Announcer]: WARNING CORE CORRUPTION AT 78% [Wheatly]: Wait! I know the answer, the answer is mabye! [GLaDOS]: Oh brother...
One thing I don't get. When Aperture made the facility in the 60's. They dug VERY deep down, and that's where the old stuff is. And the new stuff is on top. Wouldn't it normaly be the oposite?
The first time I got to the part where you encounter the frankenturrets, I couldn't remember how to get out of the office overlooking the chamber. I wasn't looking when it happened and therefore I don't know how it happened, but one of the frankenturrets managed to get onto the button. It was a rather humorous moment.
the frankenturrents were disabled and fried when GLaDOS said the paradox, not only does this mean they're sentient, but they're also SMARTER than Wheatly.
If you put a portal to your left and a portal to your right, reached into the one on your right and touched yourself, are you masturbating or getting laid?
@mewmewmiku her kindness emotion was rarely ever used, so it doesnt take that much electricity. Anger however, is her constant state of being, and uses enough electricity to fry her little potato brain. Shes being nice simply for the sake of not dying.
@plapato1 No, Wheatley is a completely different core. The blue core from the first game was the Intelligence Core, and Chell threw that in the incinerator. Wheatley is an Intelligence Dampening Core.
@christian199208 Wheatley himself did not appear in Portal 1, but other cores did. Here's (watch?v=teLDBp9YK_k) a video of the Portal 1 final boss fight, in which the other cores appear. The cores stop GLaDOS from destroying stuff, primarily.
1:19
anti-climactic lift is anti-climactic.
BloodPearlPrincess 8 hours ago
"The Itch"
You might wanna get that checked...
BloodPearlPrincess 8 hours ago
Favorite line out of this whole game:
GLaDos: Thanks! All we had to do was pull that lever.
Wheatly: What? You had to press the- ARRRRRGH!
GLaDos: Hehehe. I know we are in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was so worth it.
seacolorsc 1 day ago
God now I LOVE GLaDOS and HATE THAT MORON !!
raqmarotemar17 3 days ago
Annoncer: nuclear reactor overheating wheatly: SHUT UP!
louiechopsuey1 1 week ago
GLaDOS: all you ghad to do was pull trhat lever.
Wheatly: lever? No you push th-AAAAAAAGGHH!
GlADOS: Worth it!
KeithTwoBit3207 1 week ago 4
Oh wait nvm
binweevilsjackpp5 2 weeks ago
No part 14....
binweevilsjackpp5 2 weeks ago
The statement below is false
The statement above is true
Your mind has just been blown
FieryPandaProduction 2 weeks ago
@FieryPandaProduction not really...
guitarraplayer12 2 weeks ago
GLaDOS: For the record you are adopted and that's TERRIBLE
but you're not fat.
toshio1334 2 weeks ago
0:00
Bradybobjr 3 weeks ago
GLaDOS is becoming nice
labmjnj 3 weeks ago
Seriously, what the hell? Wheatley is so moronic he can't isn't even fazed by simple paradoxes? That's pretty bad.
Kiriain 3 weeks ago
Omg Wheatley. *fangirl squeal/instant nosebleed* XD
TheMorbidSideOfMusic 1 month ago
AHA! GLaDOS said Chell wasn't fat! She like her bat doesn't say it!
funny0anime0lover 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
The walking cubes remind me of hermit crabs :P
mjacki 1 month ago
Why does Wheatly orgasm every time a test gets completed? O_O
slipknotlover1234523 1 month ago 29
@slipknotlover1234523 Because he's DOING tests, if you get what I mean.
GalaxiaStars 1 week ago
@slipknotlover1234523
cores have a fetish for tests, he's a test virigin. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
AgentX7Y 11 hours ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
I'm starting to reallllly like GLaDOS lD
SymphonyZero 1 month ago
GLaDOS is so optimistic huh? lol
EveCat2343 1 month ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Wheatley Laboratories -_-
starman696 1 month ago
@starman696 i lold art that
SailorFaith 4 weeks ago
I want one of those walking cubes so baaaad.
MrDav4000001 1 month ago
I think Wheatley needs a test intervention
pokemonhitmonlee42 1 month ago
Wheatly has an orgasm
32cRad 1 month ago
wheatleys like a baby sitter to those little walking cubes, aw
crunkndunk 1 month ago
the first time i used this spiral portals my mind just made kaput
Alejandropallares 1 month ago
@zeroheart02 its because they r not part of the entire building
spnsman1 1 month ago
That big robot thing that Wheatley is in..is making him act horrible so was GLaDOS as well. But when they are both are not in there they are acting nice to Chell. :/ Strange...
zeroheart02 1 month ago
i love how it says wheatly labertories
Supadupa60 1 month ago
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I wish i had a Potato-GLaDOS to give me some Company :3
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WolfTrucker92 1 month ago
I love it how glados defends chell. (Lol 1000th comment)
Mrkillionare777 1 month ago
That was funny and lighthearted when GlaDOS did revenge when she told Wheatley to pull the lever XD
Ashley121421 1 month ago
XD NICE JOB GLADOS
MINIKIMFTW 1 month ago
Lol for the record you are adopted xD
funniYuki1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
The boxes with legs are soooooo cute!
FrozenFlamingIce 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
alright this.....this is taking too long i just gonna tell you how to get past this see that button all you got to do is just [electric noise] AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! lololololol.
metalgarurumon669 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
I hated this levels. I'm acrophobic and hated to the core those bottomless pits
galiant609 2 months ago
lol SHUT UP !
felixthefox100 2 months ago
This game is very boring :X
luismartins5 2 months ago
@luismartins5 u mad bro?
TheRustiestPunk 2 months ago
@TheRustiestPunk xD!
luismartins5 2 months ago
who thinks the cubes with legs look so cute
silver1678 2 months ago
Every time Wheatley says something, I want to hug him and say "It's okay!"
Even though this whole thing is his fault in the first place. .__."
Otakuu4eva 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT RIDERS BY LEE!!!!
Endoflands 2 months ago
i see what glados was doing he was making wheatly mad so he would go away and then glados and chell could figure a advantage over him or a way out or to his chamber
Endoflands 2 months ago
I keep feeling like Wheatley is orgasming with the tests...
dadandevasing 2 months ago
press 4 for wheatly moans~
WTFDIARIES 2 months ago
Is it just me, or do the cubes made out of turrets sound like spidersssss.... Wow. Somehow I turned that into a Minecraft-related statement.
edenawsome 2 months ago
The Robot Cubes are smarter than Wheatley, cause they respond to the paradox and he doesn't :P
Boohish 2 months ago
I feel sorry for Wheatly. in a bad way. He was a funny guy. i really liked him.. until he changed
MultiXFree 2 months ago
Those poor walking cubes... they look so scared and painful ç.ç
DamaXion 2 months ago 65
@DamaXion they r called frankencubes
Rainbowgoboom 1 month ago
@DamaXion no surprise. it's a couple turrets squeezed into a cube. not the most comfortable thing
MRE131805 1 month ago in playlist Portal
@MRE131805 when u think wrong then it sounds wrong
AlienMeetsBoy 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
O.o they do sound like Metroids!!!
bigmacmankb 2 months ago
I just realized the walking cubes sound like metriods!!!!!
TheShadowBr0ker 2 months ago
Those deformed cube CREEP THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!
TheShadowBr0ker 2 months ago
the walking cubes look kinda like hermit crabs c:
TheGeckoNinja 2 months ago
Those robot cube things are sooo cute, but kinda weird...
Justanotherallred 2 months ago 3
Wheatly:ohhhh,here we go...here it comes...
Wheatly:ahungh
Wheatly:oh.disappointing
anybody else think he was masterbating
blind9461 2 months ago 3
blind9461 2 months ago
The cubes with legs are kinda cute... :3 They try to jump at you though
NightWing13th 2 months ago 3
The cubes with legs freak me out.
antonf55 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
The new companion cube if he talk just drop it
AyukiHun 2 months ago
I'll give that evil megalomaniac potato robot that. Glados tricking him to shocking himself was indeed worth it.
Clearwateralchemist 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
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BLANKNOTING 2 months ago
The Walking cubes sound like robot turkeys =D
SWARMisDarkWASP 3 months ago
Ok Wheatly PARADOX TIME!: Is the answer to this question no? [Wheatly]: Yes! Wait, wait that means the answer is... ummm... No! Oh hold on a second the answer is no which means it should be... yes! [Announcer]: WARNING CORE CORRUPTION AT 78% [Wheatly]: Wait! I know the answer, the answer is mabye! [GLaDOS]: Oh brother...
SWARMisDarkWASP 3 months ago
The voice of weathley reminds me of shaun from assassin's creed
ognjeni1 3 months ago
is he the same guy from the Barclays adverts?
sebra1818 3 months ago
One thing I don't get. When Aperture made the facility in the 60's. They dug VERY deep down, and that's where the old stuff is. And the new stuff is on top. Wouldn't it normaly be the oposite?
ThisIsAtomic 3 months ago
@ThisIsAtomic Ever seen the roman forum? It's like that. They built their new facilities on top of the old ones.
EkiAku 4 weeks ago
@EkiAku Yeah. But Aperture dug very far down. Guess they had great plans.
ThisIsAtomic 3 weeks ago
GLaDOS you are a classic comedian
:)
AllTheLittleChildren 3 months ago
The first time I got to the part where you encounter the frankenturrets, I couldn't remember how to get out of the office overlooking the chamber. I wasn't looking when it happened and therefore I don't know how it happened, but one of the frankenturrets managed to get onto the button. It was a rather humorous moment.
Queenofdragons6 3 months ago
wheatley reminds me of that guilty spark from halo first your friend then not your friend any more
Ryan456rocks 3 months ago
I would say to wheatley, what IS wrong with being adopted >I
DeidaraIsHot154 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
whats with the new turret-cubes?
BlackRose2251 3 months ago
it sounded like wheatley was having sex a lot of the time
caos1925 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows 4
wheatley laboratories :) LOL
creaturefromdarza10 3 months ago
GOWD I LOVE GLaDOS SOO MUCH !!! WHEATLY NOT THAT MUCH BECOAUSE HE WENT TOOO MUCH EVIL AND MORON !! >:(
raqmarotemar17 3 months ago
chell doesnt need to go threw vents, she just finds vent doors that are conveniently torn open.
38supernova 3 months ago
I can just imagine
Wheatley:"Oh yeah...here it comes..."
*Moves the portal, walking box falls*
Wheatley:"Now what'd you do that for?"
PSISpecter 4 months ago 22
PSISpecter:"Ey? My foots kinda itchy..."
CHAPTER 8:THE ITCH
PSISpecter:"That's not funny!"
PSISpecter 4 months ago 3
Glados is such a witty bitch I love her.
kennkal 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows 8
CHELLS ADOPTED!!!??
Muhammed30101996 4 months ago
I would complain about the adverts, but it was an elder scrolls skyrimm advert :D
Ubuntu20111 4 months ago
13 people are flippin boxes with legs lol
66quinton 4 months ago
ZAP!!!
KatieGoldieX3 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@mrcrafter100 me 2
glicthguy 4 months ago
who else feels sad for the broken box turrets
mrcrafter100 4 months ago 7
is wheatley Justin Lee Colins
fathamster08 4 months ago
@fathamster08 Steven merchant
xoxsmiley101xox 4 months ago
@fathamster08 Nope, he is Steve Merchant. The one on the Idiot abroad sat next to Ricky Gervais.
Ubuntu20111 4 months ago
I'd feel like a moron if I was talking to a potato...even if it talked to ME first!
mrnugets12 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
00:00 - 01:01 glados was right he is an idiot
2:50 wheatley the test junkie lol
03:22 wheatley having a org..... yeah lol
kemuael 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 2
Notice how all the turret-cubes short-circuited when GLaDOS stated the paradox?
crashnspin 4 months ago
@crashnspin lol never actually noticed that before, so the turret-cubes are smarter than wheatley
thumpg 4 months ago
@10:25. O.o...did GLaDOS just defend Chell?? Wow, she's not so mean after all
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Freeforallofyou 4 months ago
hmm..well this explain why GLaDOS is mean when she was in charged...
Kristylovesyou8D 4 months ago
because i am a pooooootatooo
jessicajacksonsw 5 months ago
Does anyone else think that GLaDOS is adorable when she's a potato?
She's so dependent on Chell, her personality is just so cute because she's defenseless. >w<
sammisquigellz 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows 100
@sammisquigellz i agree anyone up for french fries we got a potato right here lol.
metalgarurumon669 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Wheatley sounds like he's having the orgasm of his lifetime every time you solve a test chamber.
asdfghjkl28440 5 months ago 5
next chapter is the last one
pokemonranger526 5 months ago
wow....i still can't believe they chose THAT to be the reason why Wheatly wants to test...it's like robo-porn or something....o.o'
FernWebkinzPro 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 55
If I ever design a robot, I'll make it recognize paradoxes so that you can't kill it with one. He he he...
columbus8myhw 5 months ago
If I ever design a robot, I'll make it recognize paradoxes so that you can't kill it with one. He he he...
columbus8myhw 5 months ago
Well I guess Wheatley is a virgin then.
redique 5 months ago
Anyone else notice on the boxes that they now say "Wheatley Laboratories"? :D Nice touch.
BitgateMobile 5 months ago
fatty fatty no parents... t(-_-t)
good work, wheat...
TaylorBaww 5 months ago
GLaDOS' finest moment was as a troll.
6:39 - "Thanks, all we had to do was pull that lever."
"What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh..."
Nice one, GLaDOS. :3
artmanadvanced 5 months ago 9
It's like Wheatley has an orgasm everytime you finish a test... but GLaDOS never does that... maybe it's like a drug to him or something...
TheRancor44 5 months ago 3
I kinda really like Potato GlaDOS...
Peopleisgta 5 months ago
In the ad-
We need a safeword.
What, like potato?
What should have came next-
Fine, we'll say GLaDOS
margierules000 5 months ago
6:38-6:48 is the best part lol
MegaMusicxlove 5 months ago 2
pause at the right time and at 4:09 the screen says 'Wheatly Labratories'.
purplemuffn 5 months ago
@purplemuffn Yeah Wheatley changed the name nothing interesting....
2KingdomHearts345243 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
i feel so bad for the box turrets
runningsandwich 5 months ago
Wheatley Laboratories FTW
CyberSword10 5 months ago
Wheatley's got a test solving fetish.
...That's creepy.
RavetasticSpartan 5 months ago 5
hahahaha 01:48 my favourite part of the whole game... love that conversation:]
HelTrevize 5 months ago 2
the frankenturrents were disabled and fried when GLaDOS said the paradox, not only does this mean they're sentient, but they're also SMARTER than Wheatly.
animalbrad 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 5
Whealty sounds like hes having an orgasm
WelcomeToTheGunShow2 6 months ago 3
Frankinturret: KILL US!! PLEEEASE WE BEG FOR DEEEEATH!
:C poor poor things
PrinceLuigii 6 months ago in playlist PrinceLuigii's Favorited Videos 6
If you put a portal to your left and a portal to your right, reached into the one on your right and touched yourself, are you masturbating or getting laid?
kandorei101 6 months ago
@kandorei101 good question....
TaylorBaww 5 months ago
wheatly sounds like the guy from "invention of lying"
uc1hamadara13 6 months ago
Aw, she's defending me from Wheatley's evil insults.
ayesha36 6 months ago
I want one of those frankenturrets as a pet.
TheAnnoyingThing1915 6 months ago
wait so Wheatly has sex while we're testing?
mizfionepnai 6 months ago 5
That's strange.... Wheatly can tell the walking cubes how to solve a test but not humans????
5Element4 6 months ago
I think Wheatly is aroused by Chella and Glados solving the tests lol. "OOOhhh yeeess."
zadose 6 months ago 2
"No good news? Here's some good news. I HAVE MANAGED TO SOLVE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN TESTS! HOW'S THAT FOR GOOD NEWS?
kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl 6 months ago 6
lol 4:09 "wheatley laboratories"
AMVmakerAyu 6 months ago
is it just me does wheathley have an orgasm everytime you finish a test?
serdnas135 6 months ago 11
"Oh, yeeess! Well done!"
"Thanks! All we had to do was pull that lever. ^_^"
"What? No, you pushed that bAAAAAGHHHH!"
"hehehehe, I know we're in alot of trouble and probably about to die, but it was worth it."
... yes, yes it was.
Xenomorph1112 6 months ago 32
seriously? No jizz jokes about conversion gel yet?
TheAwsomesauce69 6 months ago 4
GLaDOS is really nice as a potato :D
mewmewmiku 6 months ago 217
@mewmewmiku her kindness emotion was rarely ever used, so it doesnt take that much electricity. Anger however, is her constant state of being, and uses enough electricity to fry her little potato brain. Shes being nice simply for the sake of not dying.
megaexplosions 4 months ago
@mewmewmiku i agree
mrcrafter100 4 months ago
@Cooliosis1RBLX That would make sense because it seems like all of these little cores have personalities of their own XD
YingofDarkness 6 months ago
@Cooliosis1RBLX He is an Intelligence Dampening Sphere Glados herself said it
YingofDarkness 6 months ago
i lol'd so hard at 05:28 "Weathly Laboratories"
multipro967 6 months ago
Girl power.
BiohazardBunney 6 months ago
OMG! I just thought of something. Wheatley is probably the blue core from the first game!!
plapato1 6 months ago
@plapato1 i knew that since the beginning of the game.
rotateaxis 6 months ago
@plapato1 No, Wheatley is a completely different core. The blue core from the first game was the Intelligence Core, and Chell threw that in the incinerator. Wheatley is an Intelligence Dampening Core.
RiskyCricket 6 months ago
the frankenturrets are really horrirying O_O
Saladin4747 6 months ago 107
@Saladin4747
The Franken turrets Are Cute But Wierd And Funny
toonar23 6 months ago
@Saladin4747 really?, i think they are cute :D
Danny6457 5 months ago
@Saladin4747 I think they're cute :D
Maximumcake 4 months ago
@Saladin4747 they are cute and you know it! >=p
kbomber12 4 months ago
@ 1:04 i think i heard an Angry Birds noise
Rlsmootify 6 months ago
Potato GlaDos is so nice. I'd date her.
hironada 6 months ago
I like GlaDos better as a potato.
xPawKitx 6 months ago 6
He ain't in Portal 1 @christian199208 it explains why he is a moron further back in Portal 2.
SuperBenathon 6 months ago
aw... GLaDOS defended her...
eyu57 7 months ago
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how many people (like me ) shot at wheatly when he appeared on the screen?
nexgenhippy 7 months ago
Wheatley had Testgasms.
I lol'd a bit too hard at that, woke up my mom.
FloatingLily2221 7 months ago 10
GLaDOS is kinda acting more human when she is a potato than before....am i the only one who noticed this?
mistysilence2 7 months ago
why is moron?????????????, i dont play portal 1.
christian199208 7 months ago
@christian199208 Wheatley's an Intelligence Dampening Sphere to stop GLaDOS from killing everyone.
smcgamer1 7 months ago
@smcgamer1 in the portal 1?????
christian199208 7 months ago
@christian199208 Wheatley himself did not appear in Portal 1, but other cores did. Here's (watch?v=teLDBp9YK_k) a video of the Portal 1 final boss fight, in which the other cores appear. The cores stop GLaDOS from destroying stuff, primarily.
smcgamer1 7 months ago
Only the Frakenturrets were affected by the paradox...
So Wheatly is dumber than a box.
Hmm.
lkafjkakjf333 7 months ago