Halloween "Severed" Cheese Fingers - Halloween Treats

[shingstar1]

i turned around every time he played that music

[orlendatube]

can anyone think of something other than an almond that might work as a fingernail? I hate almonds

[orlendatube]

MORE HALLOWEEN RECIPIES! Thats my food wish......

[JannahWannabe]

GROSS! WHAT's wrong with you guys????? Pretty insensitive. Severed corpse fingers???? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[wonderboy330x]

this guy is a douche bag, it doesn't look like a torn finger.

[alykat1118]

@wonderboy330x Dude, seriously. -.-

[PlatypusBeast]

@wonderboy330x Because he isn't fucking Van Gogh, you call him a douche bag? What are you, 8?

[IndieDream231]

@wonderboy330x well if you really want it to look like a figure cut off yours and put it on a plate. TADA now you have things that look figures >>

[smh04071]

Me: whats for dinner mom?

Mom: fingers...

Me: what O_O!

Mom: would you llike ketchup with your fingers?

Me: Excuse me heck no!

Mom: -turns around with cheese fingers-

Me: ohh sure throw me the ketchup bottle

[cstoczyn]

@smh04071 FTW

[cstoczyn]

I Bet Monsters Are Eating REAL Fingers!

[cstoczyn]

Severed Fingers

LOL

[Canonpedua12]

@cstoczyn Wtf is up with your spam

[cstoczyn]

@Canonpedua12 Sorry, Can You Forgive Me?

[cstoczyn]

GASP!!!!

[cstoczyn]

FTW

[cstoczyn]

OMG!

[cstoczyn]

LOL

[cstoczyn]

BOO!!!!

[cstoczyn]

Happy Halloween!!!!

[YsaAshenkin]

Careful with the kinfe! Don't want real severed fingers! Unless you don't think your guest will notice....

[windhowl22]

I. AM. SO. " take of glasses" DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

[LayRae87]

sCARY O_0

[ChrisKerel]

John went nuts with the sound effects on this one

[CarlosIsDown]

I'm le-scared to make this.

[174paulina]

@littlebeebistro LOOK AT UR HANDS!!!!! There u see them

[174paulina]

Omg it looks like vampire fingers!!

[cstoczyn]

@174paulina Scary, Huh?

[VocaloidHolland]

I love the music pause every time there's a break between the instructions XD

[marthgautam]

So, where do get the fifth finger??!!

[MrChannel5news]

how does the almond stick to the cheese?

[sammyful567]

so check out the site theres no recipe there but there are other stuff there hummm *evil voice* what is the stuff brad what is it llollz

[nasabayabasan69]

wait 'til some hot single females get an idea for this..

c",)

[KylenneLupo]

the process of the regular piano opening music turning into that creepy melody scared me... a lot..

[amourmeanslovetoo]

Hooray! Fake cannibalism!!

[greenbeast1345]

at 0:04 he sounds like comic book guy out of the simpsons! :D

[pearlipop]

LOL love the sound effects! :B

[pr32011p]

kewwwwl

[gigacooler]

hmmm let's think of something smart... "this looks FINGER licking good", "this is the definition of finger food" "this is so fast (touch and GO)" etc...

[fawful2]

eeew i wouldnt eat this for 10 dollars

[HamburgerExplosion]

I guess the "Finger Food" pun was too obvious for you? :P

[allriseblue]

@HamburgerExplosion hahahhahahaha

[liacokelat]

i won't eat this if u serve me

[LittleBeeBistro]

....and exaclty HOW do u know what a severed finger looks like?

[allriseblue]

@LittleBeeBistro wtf, its just a finger.

[thesofakillers]

@ZombiCheese WTF are you retarded? Cheese and tomato sauce are the main ingredients of pizza u dumbass

[desertsonata]

@thesofakillers I think you'll find that was sarcasm.

[jennyren]

wicked soundfx lol

[jstyledipset]

SCREAMER!!

[thesofakillers]

WTF KETCHUP WITH CHEESE?? americans...

[ZombiCheese]

@thesofakillers Because pizza doesn't have cheese and tomato sauce.

[ferronnier1]

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[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

i made lorena bobbit severed cheese penises way scarier to make and eat

[TheBunkitty]

hahaha i would not eat that it seems horrible

[420ThuggLife]

ew. ketchup?

WTF.

[lokenovez]

the sound effect always make me laugh

[trillytrap]

Whats up with your cheese things? btw. i love cheese ^^

[yanirawr]

Lol it looks just like a thorn off finger... have you really seen a real one? :P

[purpleLaace]

It looks awesome but I don't think I would actually eat that! lol

[austinwang302]

"pull it apart,very regular" dude thats not regular. most people dont pull apart fingers!

[punjabiqt08]

@austinwang302 = he said irregular

[writergirl1096]

lol this was uploaded on my birthday

[Spongebobvideopants]

my friend actually scared when they looked at this :| though it does taste good

[ieatfreshmen]

lol looks cool, but wouldnt want to eat it!

[currytub]

hmmm :D

[Bulrog10]

haha what do you mean it looks just like a torn off finger that's not something I see everyday

[mediate27]

How terrifying delicious!

[Mrwheelchairwill]

i think that guy cut off someones dick lol

[whydoihavetocry]

ooooohhhh super scary cheeesseeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[ZxKingxOfxDarknessxZ]

Have you ever eat a cheese burger or a slice of pizza?

[graffnameseed]

drunk people on Halloween

[NohbdyThere]

@kellyeatsrice Try it before you criticize it.

[NohbdyThere]

Lol, you're sad. Maybe, instead of automatically calling it shit, you should try it. Don't condemn something just because it sounds weird.

[ChannelTheGamer]

@ NohbdyThere I did try it and now I'm saying "Why Did I eat cheese and hot sauce/ketchup...?"

[gigablaster5000]

This video was uploaded on my birthday!!!! :D but......ehehe.....no offense but...i think I'll pass xD

[mekrystle]

Wouldn't marinara sauce taste better?

[mediate27]

@mekrystle Probably- yum!

[ileana86224]

@mekrystle of course! but i font think it would look as cool :P

[KatrinaDi]

@mekrystle It'd be darker also so it makes more sense.

[RealKengeki]

Awesome, man.

I'm a fan!!!

[snipershitzu]

i think im full

[MIZZwOAH]

why do the fingers have to be mozzarella? why can't they be cheddar jack or something hmm? lol,just kidding....

[yjn0414]

haha i'll be like "look at all the fingers i cut off making this"

[mareshua167]

i looked at my finger afterwards

[illusion8787]

dude take it deep

[tokiohotelbaby02]

im not hungry anymore

[TheFoodChannel]

I made these for our Halloween Potluck! It takes place this afternoon. I'll be sure to upload a video so you can see how mine turned out! Thanks for the idea!!

[Nolaxrs]

"I actually scared myself making this". LOL i love you.

[CodeKitten]

Using human fingers would be better... mwahahaha ;D

[rawrloler]

and easier xD

[zipape]

"I actually scared myself doing this"

LOL!

That's the best line ever!

[5courtney9monsta]

tomatoe paste.

the most delicious thing of life,

mozzarella and tomatoe sauce.

[janypany]

yuck! but cool!

[RatongaBruiser]

Yum.

[celebretycy111]

scary!......love the music!

[StormyCarCar]

eww yet awesome!

[dovargas]

What an incredibly simple yet ingenious idea. But marinara sauce would be better.

[Burnz2much]

OMG i thought the same exact thing, im doing this but with marinara.. :) mebe a side of hot sauce..

[houchi69]

"go to the site....there is no recipe there..." xD hahahaha

[Jakathera]

A train actually blew it's horn when your dramatic music played and freaked me out. was like surround sound all of a sudden!

wow that was so gross! I can't wait to try it!

I'm gonna go watch the short ribs video again.

Nom nom nom

[MrSmartBob]

This is great!

[latinjuliet]

Hysterical - I Love it!!

[rhodalenegdr]

way to go chef John!!!

[cfar83]

hahaha loved this video

[GenjitsuSama]

lol nice music that was funny im totally gonna serve this to my relatives ahaha

[TheRealXesc]

LOL, this was SO cool! Good idea :)

And Ched John is funny, as always!

[Furdana]

Ok that dramatic background music is pretty... horror. Brrgh.

[malenkiy23]

Thats cool

[unicornhustler]

love it. mozz/sracha fingers with a nice nutty finish comin up!

[Lostris143]

That's creative!

[raquelle08]

heh this is a pretty cool idea

[TopazSkillMauler]

you suck im unsubbing

[RampagedWillis]

keep your negative comments to yourself, and then go make some severed fingers that you find, dont suck.

[acf870]

genius

[alilitooki]

haha thats awesome!!

[bigtonutz]

what a kewl idea happy holloween chef john boo!!

[jaynae25]

thats frickin cool!!!

[kikine05]

lol

[SimsStoriesGal101]

Do you Think you could put like Tomato Sauce instead of ketchup and hot sauce?

[KingOfTheSlaves]

no you'll get arrested.

[Kenshin5101]

kinda unappetizing

[patrickbateman00]

In the words of Joe Dirt "Daaaang!'

[rutietooty]

You could even make severed toes. Mmmm. ;-)

[lauweroos]

Eeeew it looks so real haha! That was great!!

[badboy70460]

Hmmm, Good idea. Guess I will use hot sauce since I am in Louisiana. Also the idea of ketchup and cheese together... yuck

[gimpmaiden]

Haha, how do you know that it looks just like a real torn off finger?? Somthing you'r hiding from us?! ;P

[EccentricPuzzle]

O_O.

[sellernodoubt]

I love you and I love this idea...the kids will love this!

[golddigger0325]

I hate halloween parties, I always get disgusted so I end up eating NOTHING

[chrissssy]

Brilliant and DEAD easy to make...

[rustyscope]

disgusting beautiful! haHAHAHA

[moofushu]

so cute!

[nemocheerio]

Best Video Ever. Hilarious!!!

[mahtay2000]

That is officially the funniest food segment I've ever seen!

[ChoChoquota]

LOL awesome!

[mouthsweet]

oh man those sound effects really creep me out i don't know why lol reminds me of those horror movies... welll of course that was the intention but anyway LOL YOU ARE THEEEE BESTTTT CHEF JOHN! YAY<3

[rauc6788]

This is awesome. I wish I was home during Halloween to do this. Thanks

[xoxSandyxox1976]

AAa hahahaaawsome idea chef! Thanks!!!

[grassburner]

Chef John,

What kind of sick culinary cult do you belong to? The sadistic & mutilating string-cheese sect. :)

P.S. GREAT VIDEO AS USUAL!!!

[JessicaPersonalChef]

Scarry!!!

[jetizon]

haha i love these holiday themed food ideas! great video!

[minhchau88]

AWESOME !!!!!

[keritako]

Looks good, but next time use a different color plate

[jami3r00]

what a stupid comment

[snooby24]

cool!

[HockeyDiane]

lol I see cookies like this around halloween (: good idea with the cheese :D

[faylinameir]

love it! lol I'm gonna make some of these for my son and see what he thinks

[pandybear311]

Love it!

[pentiumbasic]

great idea!

[kevynspeed]

lol awesome

[hbrannen]

you can probably do the same with Korean Rice cake (the string looking ones) too although some people would think "why would you eat rice cake with a hot sauce or ketchup?"

[nozdoz160]

My kids will like this

[rockybarragan]

that is absolutely ghoulish!

[colonelskillz]

omg it does look like blood

[saphyreXice]

That was hilarious thanks John

[nav177]

that was soooo cool i Lovezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it ..

make more kool things like this for a happy HALLO....

[xKaoKaox]

more halloween recipes!

this is very creative of you Chef John :)

[ibechane]

mm perfect Halloween finger food

[Hajalin]

lol This is so horribly morbid. But yummy.

[7hereshegoes]

how Dahmer-esque

[ChickengirlDesign]

LOL funny!

[nameofthepen]

Finger-likkin' good! Oh, wait...

[houchi69]

Finger tearing good! xD

[welchsf22]

love this!

[nikki1986b]

grow up

[Persiana]

What do you mean grow up? My fingers wont grow back again ='(

Anyways, it was a joke.

[itsthegreenplatypus]

actually its a little bit funny

[pubtor]

so fake lol

[coolbreez78]

no u think

[SocialDeviant77]

That's great! thanks Chef.

[CaCaCapricornie]

that is sooo cute!<3

[larry89]

fuck yeah! severed fingers!

[SeeMeEat]

Would have been better if you used marinara.

[gledalka]

lol ; ) scary!

[whitestar111]

lol i would of ate the string cheese before i even had the chance to cut it lol

[jamal03]

those are not scary, lol!! but cute!