Gallagher - SLEDGE-O-MATIC!!!

[spinert]

@dedseason Black Gallagher !! lol

[th1sisnotr]

lmfao am here cos bill hicks rips the piss outta this fuckwit saying "carrot-top for people who didnt get gallager" rofl he was so right its comedy for retards lol

[BuckeyeDale]

The video is great. The comments by fools about the food-waste is pitiful. The self-righteous, "Blame America" crowd, sitting on their butts complaining are welcome to go to where they CLAIM their concerns are, and DO SOMETHING other than whine.

[quincee33]

Has there been a Simpsons episode where they spoof on Gallagher? they should.

[chipseinfeld8]

little Haitian kids eat dirt cookies to fill their stomaches because the have no food

[mrnpc2323]

Only in America would we waste perfectly good food on entertainment purposes while other countries stave

[toroga1]

@mrnpc2323 pretty sure they waste food in every first-world country.

[richard20bris]

@mrnpc2323 only in the rest of the world would the LEADERS of those countries where people starve spend all their (that is, the people's) money on their armies so that they can go to war with the country next door due to ancient tribal/clan/religious conflicts.

America is doing ITS JOB feeding its people. Why aren't the "leaders" of so many other countries doing THEIR JOB and feeding theirs?

[obsidiana07]

@mrnpc2323 Considering most of these were done in the 80's I think your point is actually pointless now........

[giornaguirne]

@popatire23 That was just the end of his act, watch the other vids. If you're not his target-market shut up and watch something else

[trueblonde303]

and another thing... WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!!!! XD

[trueblonde303]

call me crazy... but smashing the shit out of stuff is and always will be cool my friends XD but ya know, im just a blonde

[popatire23]

Wait the fuck up. This guy literally had a career of just smashing shit with a hammer? What the actual shit?

[sweet58441]

@popatire23 Back when smashing was cool.

[baronvonbrunk]

@popatire23 The food-smashing portions were the finale of his comedy acts, which were an hour or two. He basically does a one-man show with jokes and social commentary, and ending with the hammer.

[cwood4ever]

33 people have intelligence and require real comedy.

[cwood4ever]

How is this funny? I am being dead serious, this just seems really stupid. Smashing shit isnt really funny to me, but to each their own I guess.

[hardyhar12345675]

I don't crack a smile until he says crack monster

[generalzod4life]

this is comedy? like fuck it is

[decipherlogic]

Thinks this is stupid*

[decipherlogic]

I'm gona go out on a limb and say everyone that thinks this is probably not old enough to drive yet

[ripperlok951]

That leprachauns on acid!

[iamdw817]

If you like 3-Stooges, you'll like this. And I, personally, LOVE the 3-Stooges show. ♥

[Pyromainiac45]

Is this funny?

[SELFlnsurance]

in a History of Art test today a question was "Who is Ellen Gallagher?". Since i didn't know, i just wrote that she was "the wife of the american comedian who smashed watermelons in public events in the 1980s"

Let's see if i pass.

[BiggestBossInTheBizz]

"why does a dog lick its balls?"

[heatbucspies55]

Not getting the big deal.

[stomkieken]

WHY THE ATARI

[mrphatmusclefan]

@stomkieken intellivison

[stevethompson222]

@mrphatmusclefan You have got to be joking? This is the least intelligent comedy I have seen. Smashing fruit is intelligent? What are you, seven?

[OolTube02]

@stevethompson222 It's dadaistic.

[fightingfan21]

@OolTube02 dada is retarded. Duchamp can suck it.

[hubba3692]

god you guys have no sense of humor saying this isnt funny you guys are lame

[TheWyattDp]

tosh.0



[Frost2k6]

So this is what the 80's were like...

[tpomante]

Chappell show

[dedseason]

is anyone else here because of the Chappelle show? lol

[NASZIR12]

@dedseason BLACK Gallagher AINT NO BITCH

[dedseason]

@NASZIR12 I GOT WARRANTS!!!!!

[therealgreatqball]

The toothpaste did say "Aim"... :D

[StupidHatFilms]

What?

[RagingBanebou]

"Poundcake?"

I'd like some fruitcake!

[itsthecimafranca]

what a waste of an Atari video game set...

[therealgreatqball]

@itsthecimafranca THAT WAS A INTELLIVISION!!!! D:

[ngrplz]

You have to understand this was 1983, the culture and current events of the time were alot different then they are today..thats why this was funny back then and no so much today. Gallagher was a pretty good performer who people enjoyed at the time even if he act doesnt age well

[Th1sperson]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[bbrake]

This bit's not that funny, by itself. I can imagine it being hilarious, however, if you mysteriously tell your girlfriend you bought some front row tickets to go see a very popular comedian.

[lordmagicpants]

Back in the day, this was awesome.

It was for the audience members more than the home audience.

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

this is comedy?

[TheRecluse26]

This is probably what primitive man laughed at right around the time the mallet was first invented.

[anardun]

@TheRecluse26 lmao! Thank you for the laugh that this clip didn't provide. I can die happy now imagining cavemen rolling on the floor laughing at this clip and it all makes perfect sense now!

[themr1down]

That was an Atari 2600 he just busted up.....

[arhernan2008]

this is funny?

[Metafron]

Someone bashes a toy police car these days and they'll get a protest and thrown in prison

[DrPoon]

Amazing.

[Ko0lKId09]

That leprechauns on acid!

[MrGilleland]

I never got this guy. Fucking stupid.

[ibrahimayad]

i love the chappelle show version

[bluegreedo]

He's kinda gay like.

[PAELofDI]

man people were bored then, gallagher is not funny



[voltron484]

Felt like torturing myself - this was the first thing that came to mind.

[calixa]

this.sucked.

[diahreeman]

And I know he still does shows, there are still retards and there always have been. Maybe I'd understand if this was in a kids show but adults enjoying this really have low humor standards. Jackass is pretty intellectual compared to this. HE WASTES FOOD AND STUFF LOL. I'd have to be in a really lowered inhibitions state to laugh at this, and even then I'd remember I paid to see that shit and wouldn't find it funny. Seriously someone explain what's funny, a guy slipping on a banana is funnier

[thegreenbastard42011]

@diahreeman dumbshit this isnt his whole act. he does hes been compared to carlin in the way he talks about things such as language and politics/

[MyyyClips]

@thegreenbastard42011 you're right..to judge him just off this bit is being short sided... Even he says during the bit it's "a mass of stupidity" His analogies about so many things did put him close to Carlin in many ways.. It's funny thou...I have a Gallagher performance on my "alljohnnyanddave" channel from The Tonight Show that damn near nobody watches... He's been around for 40 years, he must have been doing something right!!

[diahreeman]

Wow, just got here to see what it was about in that simpsons episode where homer steals gallagher's watermelon, and hell I'm glad humor stepped up at least a bit from this. Smashing food and toys when there are starving and poor people everywhere? And people laughing their asses off because there's cake on them??? Are they retarded? Idk a lot about Gallagher but people who found this part of the show hilarious can't possibly have a high IQ , anyone can break stuff and kick food in the audience

[apolobass]

I still remember watching this the first time. I was 12. It was either on Showtime, Cinemax or HBO, i can't remember...

[BenTheBushman]

Fucking idiots!

[Sivos909]

I honestly don't get how this is funny. Maybe I'll have to be there and get food sprayed on me, I don't know.

[MisterMinnesota]

poor intellivision...=(

[televition56]

My parents went to one of his shows at Sundance and he brought out a water hose and sprayed the people in the balconys, no ones safe...lol

[SRGGamers]

Lol all these plp saying his not funny as if he gives 2 fucks abt u hes prob laughing his ass off at u haters from taking time out of ur life to watch him smash shit and make people smile while u and sad ass is frowning cuz u didint make back to the cave in time >:)

[Russiaizfun]

One would have to be pretty dense to think this is funny.

[nospeedboundaries]

Why am I watching this shit? You Americans have no sense of humour...

[ryguy722]

would suck to be a janitor at this venue

[DarkComet360]

Oh, come on some of you people, this man is hilarious, especially when he's tossing around the sledge hammer and smashing fruit with it. I was not born around this time but at least I see the humor in this. It's comedians like this man that this world is now lacking of...comedians that tell it like it really is and are not afraid to say it. The bits when he uses that sledge hammer are always my favorite.

[MCAMVP]

His show makes sense till he starts this "destroying perfectly good food" bit.

Bill Hicks was right lol

[ahern75]

He made millions? Off of this?!?! Shame shame shaaaaaaammmmmme shame on you!

[orangebowl79]

I seen him live last year in Jackson Michigan :)

[8ballsix27]

how is this funny?

[tommyt1971]

"Littlebittyquickfuckersthatgo­tbacktotheCAVE!!"

[Traductus5972]

ahahaha even Gallagher hates the intellevsion controller

[Suspectcobra]

he hit me in the eye with a reeses peanut butter cup after he hit it with a tennis racket...that was a damn good piece of candy

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

wow your shit is lame.

[doughboycod2]

wow this shit is lame

[Izzyozzy2000]

Tons of people say his stuff wasn't that funny...when he smashed stuff with the hammer, it wasn't supposed to be ALL humor, that sledgehammer was just his TRADEMARK, known as the sledge-o-matic. The hammer was the whole point to go to his shows. Now, as far as his humor goes, his humor was original and classic. The dude was hilarious with his jokes, and probably still is (haven't seen his stuff lately). If you don't think any of his stuff was funny you're probably a kiddie teen.

[xXAngelicEvilXx]

@MrTroll652 LOL - I should feel sorry for you, but I don't.

[MrTroll652]

@xXAngelicEvilXx well i feel sorry for you

[xXAngelicEvilXx]

@MrTroll652 You lie! Trolls don't have that ability!

[MrTroll652]

@xXAngelicEvilXx im the only troll in the universe with that ability

[GOWfreakazoid72]

@MrTroll652 your fucking stupid

[MrTroll652]

@GOWfreakazoid72 please don't tell me you find thus funny. if you do, you are the one that is fucking stupid!

[GOWfreakazoid72]

@MrTroll652 Apparently you have no style.



[Ghandi8125]

@MrTroll652 Ya because the shit you see this days is funny ? -.-

[MrTroll652]

@Ghandi8125 there was funny stuff then and there is funny stuff today, but this guy is far from it

[ProEdit7x]

@MrTroll652 WINE? Anyone want... WINE?

[MrTroll652]

@ProEdit7x bitch slap? anybody want a bitch slap?

[ProEdit7x]

@MrTroll652 If your name is MISTER Troll, and you threatened me with a bitch slap....

[MrTroll652]

@ProEdit7x an internet bitch slap, bitch

[ProEdit7x]

@MrTroll652 Internet punch to the mouth bitch.

[MrTroll652]

@ProEdit7x internet flying karate kick to the head, knocking all the lice off yo hair, bitch!

[tonythetiger1man]

This is one of the funniest fuckers ever !

[IIcyTom]

go there smelling all nice, come home smelling like fish, mint, and cheeseburgers lol.

[kinghhhofkings]

Black Gallagher bitch! Lmao

[MikbaninX]

The best part about his career is that he can take his rage of having a dead career out on fruit and other shit with a mallet.

[xXAngelicEvilXx]

@MikbaninX Dead? Nah, just saw his show last night, and he still does a great job, not to mention that the place was packed. Sorry, his career isn't dead, even in his mid-60s.

[MikbaninX]

@xXAngelicEvilXx Well, I stand corrected about a dead career, but he can still take rage out.

[RTistikQT]

I'm too young to have seen this live but my mom and I used to enjoy watching the reruns. This was always my favorite part!

[Xerock]

Happy 65th Gallagher!



[cyclops65]

I had tickets to see him on the campus of East Carolina once(the fraternities bought up all the front row seats) But the show was postponed and eventually cancelled. Received a nasty write up in the school newspaper.

[Gunsnclapton4]

Never gets old...

[00hurdf]

People find this funny??

[majesticpunch]

hes the only comedian that can make smashing fruit and junk funny

[jaronsteenson]

so people pay money to see a growen man act like a child

?

[12ajax21]

@jaronsteenson well people pay money to see a kindergartner act like a popstar ex: Justin Bieber

[jaronsteenson]

@12ajax21 Yea well i dont agree with that ether. Fucken stupid rednecks.

[hdtvcamera1]

Thanks for posting.

[iamthe3rd]

I saw him at the Keswick Theater in Glenside, Pa when I was a kid. He said if there are any kids with a birthday this month to come on stage. I still remember the smell of pickle juice mixed with whipped cream and a hundred other things making me slip on my ass 20 times. Then finally, I got to 'sledge-O-matic' a plate of canned rice. One of the greatest memories of my life. Cheers, Gallagher!

[teckwerks]

Crackmonster will be in my nightmares tonight...

[TSSYF]

When we saw him a couple weeks ago he smashed sauerkraut and chocolate soy milk. 

[ottomancamp]

Honestly, one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

[911BeganTheEndOfGod]

this is so embarrassingly awful. anyone who laughs at any of this has an iq in the low 1% of the population area. no explanation needed. seriously, WTF???!!!!! how did this loser ever convince another human being to give him money

[poptrunkonu]

i dont understand how smashing random things with a big sledge hammer even funny ?

[Revis]

lmao this is funny as shit

[H3RoDaATKian]

Uhhh...... BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[dmdollinar08]

he's not funny.

[goonodeath]

Yeah fuck food! It's not like there are millions of people starving in the world or anything...

[TheJaking14]

What is funny about this?. Smashing food, what a snub in the face of all those starving peoples. American Idea of comedy is smashing food.

[1alphasam]

(puts gun in mouth) fuck this shit........ (shoots)

[Yataghan7]

what a waste of.....everything

[MetaRiku]

@doughesson hahahhaha!!!

[BigCrusher96]

@azinnavidel Yeh I noticed :| Stupid teachers trying to be funny xD

[5twinkie1]

SO funny.

[bucky468]

Gallagher pwns Russell Brand.

[MrHowToDoIt]

@bucky468

Taste, reason and logic pwns you.

[bucky468]

@MrHowToDoIt WTFRU a Russell Brand fan or something?

[MrHowToDoIt]

@bucky468

Nope.

Brand's a sex-starved, drug-addicted, bouffon-haired, legging-wearing, katie perry-loving douchebag. And he's not funny... AT ALL.

But this guy's worse... that was my point...

Again though, only my opinion. He's definitely popular (or was in the late 80's early 90's), so I suppose that says something. Then again, so is miley cyrus, and she eats donkey dick for breakfast...

[bucky468]

@MrHowToDoIt I guess you have a point. This guy can be quite abnoxious. It's a toss up for worst comedian EVER between Gallagher & Russell Brand. I guess that was my point. Even Andrew Dice Clay is funnier than both those assclowns.

I hope the remake of Arthur starring Brand tanks. This is a severe insult to the late great Dudley Moore (R.I.P. Even DM's good friend & Python legend Eric Idol said remaking Arthur is a bad mistake & highly unnecessary. Couldn't agree more.)

[MrHowToDoIt]

@bucky468

Exactly. And holy crap Clay is horrible. I am still stunned... STUNNED that andrew dice clay and dane cook are, to date, the only two comedians to sell out madison square garden.

It's statistics like this that make me want to get out of the matrix.

[Dumblewh0re]

@MrHowToDoIt next comic to sell out Madison will probably be Mencia lol

[MyyyClips]

@doughesson hahahhaha!!!

[alexxxnewzealand]

Not the sort of humour I'd normally be into, and he's certainly no Bill Hicks, but... his show does look like a lot of fun. Not bad for a Yank.

[judetalk]

Seats = fifth row center in Nashville...brought a plastic sheet and it was AWESOME!

[blakem001]

wtf, giant couch puppet at the end?

[ashlie1ish]

That's my daddy I'm not kidding earther

[MrBoneStripper98]

@ashlie1ish

realy?

[superGWARfan666]

its the GWAR of comedy

[SweetPawsMcGenty]

@superGWARfan666 No.  Gwar is actually funny.

[MrBoneStripper98]

@superGWARfan666

ha ha lol yea...sorta. lol

gwar is a bit more um... yea

[teamsleep24]

highest grossing comic of the 80's ... another reason why every creative endeavor of the decade was utter shit (albeit some minute redeeming points)

[bucky468]

@teamsleep24 Wrong. Highest grossing comic of the 80's was the Diceman, one Andrew Dice Clay.

[teamsleep24]

@bucky468 just because you gargle the mans balls doesnt make em the highest paid in the 80s

[bucky468]

@teamsleep24 I don't understand? You lost me hoss.

[unpuercofeo]

worst comedian who was ever famous?

[eeemaster]

How many hits of Acid do I have to take to find this funny?

[Lovlygod]

Really people enjoy this retarded stuff? Wow, america.

[Persius654]

think of how much that game system would cost today xD

[antiyankie]

@Persius654 about $50-$250 on ebay

[n0ukf]

@Persius654 depends on whether you're buying it at an antique store or a thrift store. ;)

[MsPeaches1974]

Another funny episode of Gallagher. and another great use of his trademark sledge-o-matic and another funny response from his front row audience members which I crack up and die laughing.

[MyyyClips]

@MsPeaches1974 I went to one of his shows in Las Vegas yearsss ago. They asked me where I wanted to sit...hahaha I said as far back as possible:)

[MsPeaches1974]

@MyyyClips Hi, and Thank you for your comment and I am glad that you have gone to see Gallagher in Las Vegas and had an great time. It is more fun to sit in the front of the audience for Gallagher's shows. Thanks for your response to my comment on Gallagher. and Happy Holidays!!!!

[finnfiah42]

somebody's having fun