Red Vs Blue - European Machinima Special - Going Global

[SpLaTs117]

nikolai petrovski gives people WHEAT and make them HAPPY!!! Haha

[IvGBeast]

See, even Americans know not to take the piss out of Scotland, we're just too awesome ;)

[vacationbound]

lol im on vacation in Europe right now!

[UFR1991]

FUCKA YOU!!! LOL

[yakertraker506]

i sure love HAVING WEAT and NICOLAI PETROLSKI

[2feetsandamushroom]

Pictures of the eastern european leader looked like the swedish actor Dolph Lundgren and sweden is not a eastern european country =P tho the actor has played a russian soldier and such and also a russian boxer in one of the rocky movies =P

[aniksolaris]

The American Way

[IliyaMoroumetz]

For those who don't know Japanese here's what it says during that segment:

The kanji you see at first is 'Aka Tai Ao' which is, you guessed it, "Red Vs Blue".

The bit during Cabooses section is "Fresh... Scorpion Cakes"? I think.

And most importantly, the message during Grif's section is, "Eat Your Teacher's Cornflakes."

The more you know. :D

[whygod1105]

Yeah! communism shall triumph over all!

[origindirewolf]

i sure do love HAVING WHEAT and NICOLI POTROFSKI

[gretschbriansetzer]

the German one was completly nonsense.

[sasaki999pro]

these words....subliminal messages....designed to make you.....drink german beer

[BitterSweetSMDrummer]

I love the damn Japanese one xD

[kidwarbos]

ps were not godless

[kidwarbos]

what makes you say that

[CMDRKillsalot]

"Nikolai Petrofski"

Never gets old, lol

[Trinexx360]

We Americans love to drive big cars and blow shit up. The guys at RT might be crazy, along with all of America, But we're proud of who we are, and I think that counts for something.

[evilemperordude]

Did they just make up this Nikolai Petrovsky guy? The only notable individual with that name that I can find anything was a Russian diplomat who died over a century ago.

[angbandsbane]

@evilemperordude Yeah, they just made him up, Part of the joke is that the pictures they're using are of Ivan Drago, the bad guy from Rocky IV

[StormCrusader]

Japanese makes me go WTF?!?!?!

[iBeeis]

I'm surprised that the Japanese version wasn't a Power Rangers/Super Sentai intro.

[N1K0RzZ]

NICOLI PETROVSKI FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperInjustice]

British tv sucks :P

[OneLastChanceFilms]

is the eastern country supposed to be russia?

[Falienee]

the only reason we have wheat is cuzz NIKOLI PETROSKY gave it to us

[greydragon412]

I'm from England and those sayin that all our tv shows are crap are absolutely right.

[brokensoul8390]

@greydragon412 But Monty Python was pure gravy.

[greydragon412]

@brokensoul8390 All of the current ones then, I forgot about that show, sorry. XD

[ShiZno360]

2:32 what the hell is that...pikachu?

[FragmentationBros]

hay! no canada eh

[spartan1173433]

wow i sure love red vs NIKOLI PETROSKY that show has the best actoWHEAT iv seen in 2 ONE HALF years

[joker0187]

england created football, but the brazilians perfected the game

[Bugman657Studios]

Lol at 3:18

[puncher85438]

its britan not england is one country within britain how lazy are you us guys anyway thats like refering to you as washington DC

[delisarnie]

soooo right....the country with the bad tv?

[Theexplosivemaster]

It is just a joke, I'm from Germany

[Bobbadelic]

@puncher85438 It is quite annoying every american calls it england instead of britain like its the only country their

[mcvdigital]

@puncher85438 Washington DC is a city...fail.

[Maasinator101]

God bless America and blowing shit up

[666Shadowofdeath666]

I see^^.

But "Löwenbräu" isn`t as nearly as famous in Germany like Budweiser in America. ;-)

[Spartan3177]

well that explains it

i dont believe in continents i believe in god

id vote for that=)

[lemaranddacrew]

so fuckin stupid most tv shows are american in england

[tahoejunkie133]

"These words are...subliminal messages... designed to make you... drink German beer" haha.

[RunescapeAlchemist]

Ha, the Japanese one was the best. XD

[rman269]

i dont get the joke on england about the tv shows cos most ove the tv shows in england come from america

[beanyboy86]

well i wold say 1 third of english shows are american

[UnderscoreStudios]

Yeah...cause BBC totally isnt a multi-national billion dollar corporation that makes most of it's money from it's Tv shows which air on BBC, not BBCA (America version.)

[Alipeewee]

XD I'm english, and I thought this was brilliant. You, sir, are a genius.

[666Shadowofdeath666]

What the hell does the german part have to do with Germany?O_o

[UnderscoreStudios]

It's a commno funny stereotype that Germans love rave / techno music and it's a totally true conception that they are very proud of their beer. Deutschland uber alles? lol

[D3adtrap]

"BUT THE REST OF IT IS FULLY TRUE" And that is a joke?

[Tailsmilespower]

he means this:

0:14 - 0:50 and 2:46 - 3:03

[base19ball96]

nikolai petrovski!!!!!! come to base19ball96 for p'wnage videos!!!!!

[Soundwave119]

This Red Vs Blue video like all the rest of Red Vs Blue is Awesome.

[AidenZero]

2:34

Scorpion cupcakes

Delicious! buy now!

[808Productionz]

The people who get offended by this are mad because they live in not america land.

[LightDarkDragon]

Hey! Don't forget, America has "House". That's a great show. ... Wait, his actor is British ... Damnit!

[calebinoutlook]

i dont like "house" my favorite tv shows(In order) are NCIS, The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Home Improvment, The Cosby Show. stuff liek that

[LightDarkDragon]

I'm American, and i approve this message.

[NRAmarksman57]

lol I love the ending!

[GEEGACLUB]

3:16 nicklokitrockie lol

[Chris940807]

who´s nikolai petrovsky?

[Quabai]

"Verantwortungszuständigkeiten­" and "Wahrheitschadenfreude" are no real words. They are strange constructions like "treemetalwater", which obviously is no real word.

I am of course not offended, I just want to say this by the way, because it is so weird ;)

[Quabai]

a) Kino ist alle Wahrheitschadenfreude

b) Verantwortungszuständigkeiten

c) Oktoberfest

What the hell?! I am kind of German(an Austrian), and that doesn´t make any sense at all.

It means roughly:

a) Cinema is all truthspitefulness(in one word, yes)

b) responsibilitycompetency(yes, again in on word)

c) Oktoberfest(which stays the same)

[TobiFan13]

I don't believe in continents, Church. I believe in God.

[DrewRod13]

no you believe in pancakes

[crapofski]

TF2 reference?

[akatasama]

I vote Japan for the rest of the series.

[NeoDevilWarrior]

by the way, why were there two churches

in the french commercial?

[NeoDevilWarrior]

i think tucker loved the japan one because they said he was cool XD

[turretguy36]

germanys is the best

[Vampy1203]

you do kno that almost all european countries have churches on every corner don't u??

[slowrunn3r88]

THANK YOU!!!

Finally someone else who agrees with the poster of this video-IT'S JUST A GOD DAMN FUNNY VIDEO STOP POSTING HATEFUL BULLSHIT!

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

Oh come off it. We Europeans take the piss out of the Americans on what is pretty much a regular basis. It's only fair that they do the same to us.

[NarutoRX12]

This is funny all of it was the ending was good aswell

[LittlePikachu]

Wait wait wait i thought us Americans motto was "Kicking ass and taking names", not "Driving big cars and blowing shit up?" And at least they got the British and French versions right. Lol those dumbass non-Americans

[Fargo1168]

seriously, that was epic, especially japan, but, come on, its all in good fun, so no use to get mad at us Americans

[sirkntal]

hilarious!!!

And just a word to the angry Europeans, I'm American, and I love it when Europeans make fun of the Americans. Because it's funny. A joke. Not meant to offend people. We all have our down sides, might as well enjoy them in some way.

[blackops555]

Gaah, fuch yoooouuuu!

No, fuch yooooooouu!

NIKOLAI PETROVSKI

[Trinexx360]

Dude it's a joke. The fact that you getting offended by this shows that your IQ is no higher then a 1 digit number. I know you Europeans like insulting people but don't like getting insulted yourself, but come on. Seriously? Take a joke. Stop being a typical European tightwad and shut the fuck up.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

When they say that England is the island with all the crappy TV shows...

... you had better believe it. ~_~'

[soldier4670]

Bring on the wall!

[Kaoriehearts13]

hah i love the japan one... notice how church is in every scene LOL

Mr. Caboose he is being DUMB ONE  heh

[NexusHalo]

Hahaha i didn't even notice that until i read this.

[WeirdoSniper]

Nikoli Petroski!

[Arem177]

I freaking lol'ed!

[HeroicRebellion]

ok here is my review for the foreign types of red vs blue.

French had some humor but the opening and ending were both horrible.

German was just weird

That eroupean country had no comedy at all

Japan- WTF!

[deora2dude]

THATS THE POINT!>_>

[jimmybaker93]

well done on stating the blinding obvious

[origindirewolf]

@HeroicRebellion what about russia

[HeroicRebellion]

@origindirewolf either that was the european country or there was no russia

[xShadowBlitzx]

i am british.... i always say dude...

[Arem177]

Would you like a biscuit and a ride in the lorry, dude?

Sorry, dude, I'm feeling cheeky today.

[cabooserocks6849]

hey shut up

[SuperNova0700]

whats the name of the song for Japan?

[reisejr]

right, first of all, those "imperialistic conquests" ended about 65 years ago. pretty long time. second, just consider that the imperialistic conquests are the reasons USA exists (yes USA won the war, but without the expansions, there wouldnt be a USA to win any war.)

second, while some people in europe "talk smack" about america, many americans talk smack about europe. in fact, you do, so what are you complaining about? that we do to you what you do to us? Ironic? come on.

[elit94]

with out europe america would just be indians

[Arem177]

Dude, that sounds cool.

[shot.]

[elit94]

if it were in sweden their would be blond girls every wear

[reisejr]

maybe our "silly cultures" that are "simply reminiscences of the past" for you to "scoff at" include respecting other people and nations? but maybe thats outdated. if it is, youre setting a great example. seriously, i dont think you even know the names of all countires in europe, let alone anything about our culture worth mentioning. But according to you, you dont have to, because youre american, our Übermen.

[reisejr]

i would have liked to see sweden...

[Hoju95]

hahaha the only good thing about america is their humour

[thadude1337]

u are a racist are´nt you?

[thadude1337]

what are u a racist?

[xShadowBlitzx]

LOL.... WHEN THE FUCK DID I CLAIM THAT EUROPE DOES EVERYTHING... Europe is shit but its home... And we do not have a crap sense of humor... its just how you see it... And i wasnt bitching... if you didnt see i fucking complimented the video... Now You Fuck Off

[xShadowBlitzx]

the island with all the bad televesion shows is england... wtf.... that might be wrong but the rest is fucking awesome

[eriky111]

love the japan

[QceanWeaver]

"These words are subliminal messages designed to make you want to drink german beer" lolol!!!!

[agenttech]

"fuck you the red"

lololol

[ssjSephirothhiei]

Lol @ Vive Le fuck you...sivou plai (how is that fucking SPELLED?)

[noisysniper]

i take french its spell s'il vous plait but there is an accent on the a in plait

[jimmybaker93]

viva la fuck you

[ZombieSandwich]

Well, I think a lot of American shows are fucking crap.

[Blenkey117]

oh definatly, like 98%

[axeinface]

OMG

that thing at 2:37 on the bottom of the screen says.

"eat your cornflakes"

なんで！？

[doujinkid]

WTF! LMFAO! The version with Japan was awsome and it reminds me of Power Rangers. Or in my group "BAKA Rangers" X3

[Arichat60]

Me too. I swear they based it off of Power Rangers.

[jimmybaker93]

they did

[HHRB0664]

One of the best RvB videos, if not THE best.

[joker0187]

hail Nicoli Patrotsky and the soviet union

fuck y'all

[ssjSephirothhiei]

Lol Grif was like "Viva la Fuck you!" XD that was so awesome.

[TheChief0117]

*Starts t sing* Nikoli Protoski! *begns to sing agin*

[dorax117]

In England we have some good and some bad programs , like the USA not like India or somthing where everything is shit.

[BigWarmy]

hahahaha that was awesome. good stuff

[itachiluver397]

"Oktoberfest" XD nice.

I liked the intro the best. "I don't believe in continents, Church, I believe in God."

Tucker, you make my heart burn ♥

[mexxikanboi]

FUCK YOU LA ROUGE!! hahaha love it!

[rebuhnomis]

the japanese take was the best one.

[Chipmunkool]

"Nicolai Petrosky!"

Hehe

[thatonedude675]

driving big cars and blowing shit up... yep that's us. whatcha gonna do about it?

[jimmybaker93]

Portrayed past Löwnbräu (a german beer) And First, learn German, Deppe! others are kino ist alle wahrheitschadenfreude is Kino is all true gloating bedeutungslose lange worter is meaninglessly long word verantwortungszustandigkeiten is responsible for something oktoberfest is october festival

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

wait a min.. why do they have japan? lol :0 its not in europe... riiight? ._.'

[Thecrazysage]

tucker just got it wrong... he thought england was japan. we do not have bad TV shows!!!

[angbandsbane]

This is one of those "Funny because it's totally true" things.

Except for that part about England having bad TV. Benny Hill, Monty Python...British TV rocks!

Heck, WE'RE the ones that canceled Futurama and gave Paris Hilton her own reality show.

[ssxcdave1]

i agree 100% there

[DocDearden]

NIKOLAI PETROVSKI!

[DocDearden]

VIVA LA FUCK YOU!!!! LOL

[wiilovelink]

NIKOLAI PETROVSKY!

[Imlaughingcauseusuck]

lol, the picture thing with ivan drago was hilarious

[Wierdperson31]

As much as I hate France, that was the best. Vive la fuck you!

[daiabbottdai]

i like the japanese one

[sonicliam1]

i luv the french one lol

[Redhotice54]

i like the music on the german one lol

[killerzofnight]

haha this episode is hilarious japanese rvb and the song at end.

amerii-nicolai petrovsky-caaa

[JadePawn]

YAY! Sargent-Man XD

[leomaniac135]

RED AND BLUE SOLDIERS GO!!

priceless

[xxoutwit222]

i liked the japaneese and the russian one

[Rikku2250]

i would love of a real Japanese Rvb/Rvb reconstruvtion came out, that geramn is wrong, it funny but i just wish everyonre would exoeforcing the stereo type that german du=rink lots beer, it wrong the way the guy shoud said "Dass ist einen Halo" not wot he ssaid still fi=unny though

[paladin12122]

LOL! RVB FOREVER!

[NarutoIkari]

Some one correct me if I'm wrong But I believe Nikolai Petrovsky Played Ivan draggo from ROCKY IV.

[GeniouslyRetarded]

If that was the steroids guy then yeah. It was.

[maroulis32]

I thought he was Dolf Lundgren

[HaloX5]

"RED VS BLUE SOILDERS GO" - Lol makes me laugh everytime.

[halowolfgirlpitbull]

the japanese one was so funny

[NaruKabuSaku]

The war was terrible...

And I was just one man... :D

[TheHammar117]

im mad coz they spelled "Griff" with 2 f's in this video so i made my gamertag Griff 0716, only to find out the spelling in almost every other episode is spelled "Grif". i r angry!!

[xXbrokenskaterXx]

N-I-K-O-L-A-I P-E-T-R-O-V-S-K-Y there. Now, please, spell it right.

[ilikeyoutub07]

Nicolay Petrovsky!!!

ROFLMAO

THANK YOU

YOU MADE MY DAY!

[armycadet2008]

England does not have all the bad telivision shows!!!!! still funny as always though

[Zeiralia]

SUGOI!!!

...someone shoot me, if Japanese RvB ever happens I'm going to DIE D:

and not of happiness.

[jimmybaker93]

japanese red vs blue has happned

i tink tey called it power rangers

lol!

[archwing3441]

LOL, gotta tell my friends that.

[jimmybaker93]

=DDDDDD

[midnight0908]

lmao i love the japan one

[StarforceOnAir]

"RED BLUE SOILDER SCOUT!! HEY!!!!" lol. ..... That..... Was awkard.... oO"

"THE HELL WAS THAT?!" lol. There something I can agree with

[farmarfan]

That was awesome

[Ladynightstalker101]

lol no simmons in the power rangers XD

[HelloRamon]

that was so funny lol

[Shark112]

I liked the japan one. XD

[yoyoinferno]

lol, on germany it says "these words are sublimal messages desgined to make you drink beer" : P

[anton2maa]

fucking communist

[MRGTi5]

lol