Tea Time!

[SuperPacman87channel]

Like if you got the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy reference!

[JakVsTorn]

you need help you need help

[snotberg123]

in case you guys don't know...he's saying an ode to pastafarianism...which makes him all the more awesome

[williamlht]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. AWESOME job. KEEP IT UP. They're...smart.

[Hotmankillu]

WHAT?



[itzdannii]

like if alex radanov brought you here :P

[lchau252]

excellent job Dan. he was just trying to say "Don't be a zombie" to all of us!!

[Dinmamma13]

What ya smokin?

[SquiggleMash]

I love how this video is titled Tea Time yet more than half the time he was talking about spaghetti.

[viking977]

all hail sarah palin and her noodly-ness!

All hail the flying spaghetti monster, bow to his pasta-ey might!

[Shylphido]

Dan,you drunk?

[lxMaddiganxl]

ok. so its 2 in the morning. dan is hallucenating about a flying spaghetti monster. its all good!!!!!

[soullify3]

Ese wm no es Camilo Castaldi ¡¡¡¡ Sáquenlo

[imtheman500000]

If I die and confront a giant wad of spaghetti I will pay you a million dollars

[Michaelisamzing]

so i think he just ripped religion and the tea party a new one. impressive

[blackzabbathfan]

what i know about the tea party movement is what i understood from reading the 1st paragraph of the wikipedia page

[IGProductions2010]

were you hii.like totaly baked?

[psychointegrator1989]

Haha, great video. I love when you bash Sarah Palin and the tea party.

[3XP3RTGUY]

what...you are crazy...get back to rubik's cube

[LauraLottaLagle]

I feel incredibly dumb. He can't possibly mean the things he's saying, but I have no idea what could be the idea behind it. I wish someone could explain this to me.

[championvideos]

@LauraLottaLagle I will explain, He is making a joke, a spoof on politics and on religon, which i think is awesome. The whole thing about the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" is about a spoof religion called pastafarians. Even though i hate to use the spam format to post a URL, Lets go. That is the website for Pastafarian websites.

[jermaineoneal123]

He's lying.

[LeahMichelleRoars]

what are you on.

[TheCarterlawson]

this is probly the most worst waste of my time

[crystalshardz89]

Whoa. I'm glad I finished watching this video before I commented...

There is a hidden message inside the message he wants you to send out.

For ex: I discovered a myspace page called "W.W.N.D?" or "What Would Nessie Do?" Don't get it? Well.....it basically means, would you ask yourself what a fictional character would do..such as "Nessie" or aka the "Loch Ness Monster"?????

No.

But now you have that thought in mind..would you worship Palin because a made up noodle man told you to????

[Xerenogan]

Nice, this is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

[lynottlives]

dissapointed..

[raminahed1]

worst video ever. thumbs down

[iambigred0703]

@savyslicer thank you 4 sayin that now I know I'm not crazy

[thebandz]

He's kidding! Jesus Christ!

[Zas379]

Distasteful Dan.

[toontowncitizen]

Your videos are getting... :/ ..sorry, but i unsubbed after this video o.o

I liked all your other videos, but something's changed. :(

[MovieLuvBus]

whhhhhhat???????

[savvyslicer]

i'm afraid my dear dan, that you have gone on a MAJOR acid trip accompanied by some damn good weed. and i am just so confused that i can't even process my confusion.. so i'm gonna go watch a video that makes sense now... have a safe high.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

"I was touched by his noodly appendage."

That's what she said.

[RockTheSymphony]

omg STFU

[xShadowxWoodx]

Like dude.... I am like.. gonna refer this vid to Out Back Zack. :3

[gigabit86]

just because they disagree with a black man makes them racist. some tea party members are black. and why is it racist now for a white person to disagree with a black person. it seems to me that white people are no longer racist. black people and the majority of other races are racist towards white people and throw the racism card at any time they think they can twist their words into being racist. no matter how equal races are, they always want more than their previously racist humans.

[parisdenise93]

I disagreed with everything you said in this video... except that Sarah Palin is an idiot.

[JacksonsGalaxy]

Dan, I watched this an hour ago. But then I did some research, and I have the same belief. I completely agree.

[Thebombjizz]

dan brown has just lost all of my respect. You Sir are FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!

[lilylouise98]

F-U CHEESE IS WAT U WORSHIP!

[sambino97]

So thats why all those pidgins were falling....

Or they are just fat..

[Inukaino7]

The day I exept Sarah Palin is the day that all the birds drop out of the sky....

[GypsyKing7]

Dudeless, Youre FullOShiT, is it 420 Yet?yes , Worship Me , Ron Paul, oh yeah, end the Fed, and FuK Fox!

[Jafromobile]

Wow. You're a nutcase. You know nothing of the tea party, so this is what you posted. Now I know what's wrong with everyone that voted for Barack Hussein Obama. They all deep down inside wish to be filled with the appendages of the flying spaghetti monster. Just to loosen them up enough for a vigorous Todd Palin anal rape. Then the panda. Then the Democrat donkey mascot... oh wait here comes Nov. 3rd... the Republican elephant. Have a nice butt rape!

[limoguy333]

@Jafromobile he's being facetious dumbass.

[lovellae]

so your worshiping a celebrity? wow, this is sad.

[saxophoneninja]

@lovellae lol its a joke

[lovellae]

@saxophoneninja

well i was lost in the first place :s

[abbiesaurusrex]

Noodly appendage. Oh my god! DID HE TOUCH YOU WITH HIS NOODLES!? Wow, I wish I could have been through this.

[ColtyRamone]

wow you must have been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO stoned!

[VolatileMachine]

Wat the fuck am I watching.

[benpva16]

You do realize that Pastafarianism is a parody religion and the FSM was created to protest the teaching of Creationism in schools, right?

[ecwaufisxtreme]

Sarah Palin is TRULY GOD's CHOSEN ONE, GOD INCARNATE and the LIVING EMBODIMENT of GOD HERSELF! The Tea Party is TRULY the PARTY of GOD HERSELF! Palin is THE REAL MESSIAH and SAVIOR of GOD HERSELF and she WILL bring REAL CHANGE and HOPE to our country as OUR GREATEST President of ALL TIMES! She WILL ROOT OUT ALL the CORRUPTION OF our GOVT and EXPOSE the PUSSIES of EVERY MALE politician! Dan has seen the light for he received Palin's GOD JUICES when she FUCKED his PUSSY with her GODLY DILDO!

[dinamitedylan]

@ecwaufisxtreme God fetish.

[TactileFive]

this is when his videos useed to be good, now hes got that gay dan 3.0 bullshit, ugh.... dan brown is dead...

[TheSpartanScorpion]

 i love the FSM

[chingillin]

Seriously dan ??

Tea party ??

[ultimatenerd22]

i love it!!!!!

[darkxxrain]

no it's me. i make love to my girlfriend when she accepts. you suck nothing but air. stop wasting it. ima go do what we do. yup.

[danie142009]

dan...are u ok?

[BlueTeamTV]

Ok Sarah Palin is not God

[link182ava44]

... are you fucking kidding me?

[MrXalexer]

people don't make fun of religion. Even if it seems crazy.

[shoopdanwoopproducts]

I think as its a repressed religion it deserves to come out more, any religion does, a lot of the time frankly i dont care for religion its my thought but still religions should be allowed to be up around like every other eg, this with christianity and buddism.

People who push down on this religion might aswell push down on the Jedi religion, its a renowed and proper religion its accepted in the world, why not this.

[ObamaPress]

Well done @Dbuniverse! You work in mysterious ways! Ramen!

[princetrunks06]

Another intelligent satire, Dan. Of course your video is offensive to many people, but oh well, that's how most (effective) satire is anyways. But it's really sad how a few people actually thought you were being serious.

[princetrunks06]

@jlr2383

Damn you posted this comment a long time ago, but this one just stuck out to me, so I'll respond. You really shouldn't be telling Dan to get help, because if you didn't understand that Dan was being sarcastic, you're the one that really needs help. I don't really have a problem with the rest of your comment, because you're just expressing your thoughts, but keep in mind, Dan is being SATIRICAL.

[Brumlesax]

I think it's funny that by doing this video he really tells his views on the Tea Party movement (and His Noodly Appendage).

[Llama787]

Ramen, Ramen Dan

[ProjectVignette]

So while I'm watching this, I'm reading the comments. Jeez Youtube, open a new tab and go to google. Type in "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and then maybe (just maybe), you'll get it.

[fedaykin6]

People really need to learn to google things they don't understand.

[peasinacan]

...dan ur fucking retarded

[TheEduardo81]

dan on what drug were on you when you did this video?

[awesomeabsol]

why did u vote for obama? he sucks

[peasinacan]

@awesomeabsol better than mccain...not by much tho

[SchussFilms]

Dude I really like Sarah Palin, but you have to accept Jesus as your savior...

[brainiac554]

@SchussFilms in a christians opinion. im a christian but i realize that u cant convince people something so unreal and unbelievable..

[ProjectVignette]

@SchussFilms I really hope you're kidding. 

[SchussFilms]

@ProjectVignette NOPE

[SoIarFIareTV]

dude no offense i love your videos ur great but you seem like a total stoner in this video and a little bit insane not tryin to be meen

[SkepsisDub]

best delivery 

[garchomp101]

lol the computer in the background says invisible machined

[kostaVHjovanovic]

dan does a lot of drugs

[myusernamewastaken09]

Its funny cause i doubt you even know why this "religion" exists and it's story. Do you?

[myusernamewastaken09]

You will never be a pastafarian like me!

[jrzorak]

the creator of "the flying spaghetti monster" even says the religion is parody... lol lol poor dan...

[jrzorak]

i Honestly think dan was drugged and didnt know about it, and hallucinated.. maybe someone poured some salvia extract in his tea and 30 minutes later he had this ridiculous trip..

[soulbrielle]

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA, Dan, my brother, I know you do not beleive this. lol. this is funny.

[RockXero77]

So... Sarah is Noodle Jesus? You're awesome.

[SilentSlayer13]

This is just insane how many shrooms this guy must have been loaded with when he made this vid and the next.....same with all the other potheads who believe this load of shit

[musicismyblood27]

flying spaghetti monster...????? uhhh...dude....please, hugs, not drugs...

[gftop]

im a strong christian.so please dont even try to convert me to pailen-humping

noddle-worship crap-religian.

[DirePack]

weird...

[Retarrrrrdo]

what is the fsm? i cant really figure it out

[TheGoodbyeAtmosphere]

@Retarrrrrdo Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[tyuiopasdfghj953]

once i herd flying spagite monster i was set.

we learn about it in school and i feel in love with the idea

thank you dan brown for being a great idol

[lilylouise98]

were you on crack when this hapend dude

[megaguitarplayer95]

Pastafarians, fuck yeah. I'm gonna go dress like a pirate. Pasta be on all your plates.

[dfer159632]

I am sorry but I do not believe in the flying spaghetti monster, no I believe in the flying pink unicorn

[dfer159632]

well I saw the website, and I cant tell if hes......nah never mind, hes definitely doing this video in a satire

[randomactofawsome]

Dan brown, you really need to stop smoking weed at 2 in the morning

[Anthonyk312]

CRAZY!!! crazy crazy crazy CRAZY!!! Most important thing in 100 years!?!?!?

The Internet is OBVIOSLY the most important thing to have happened, closely followed by youtube as second. crazy.

[plod125]

is this just a bad acid trip? o_O

[JuliannaOwO]

LOL YES

[Marioiswicked]

its funny because i know what the flying spagetti monster is.

[masterohumans]

As a lactositarian (we worship jugs of milk because you get the same results from paying to milk as you do god. They made a YouTube video about it) I am extemely offended! You seemed to be mocking other peoples religions with your offensiveness! Religion is the one belief held by people that requires your upmost respect for some reason, and you disobeyed that rule. I will pray to the great milk jug in the sky for you you filthy atheist.

[runer9ner]

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Palin is such a FAIL!!

[snubben76]

I think it's an example of what most religions do, just that he's replacing the names etc.

[ZachLuttrelloTV]

what the hell are you smoking Dan?

[pitomba125]

watch the last 2 minutes of dont be a zombie and you might better understand what all this is about, including the secret project.

[Shopaholic4395]

Dan, you need to sleep more. And quit using LSD. Its not good for you.

[drummerfor9years]

This guy is crazy

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

Bulllllshit.

[JoshAntes99]

R u serious right now?

[scooterrocks123]

invisible machine?

[TheLizzard0]

GO TO VIDOEMO TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!

[WilbertK13]

From 'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster', chapter 'The Holy Noodle', paragraph 'The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"':

'7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?'

[Tnurnb]

You had me going for a second there...Sneaky Dan.

[HelloHelicopter]

what does this have to do with the tea party?

ive learned absolutely nothing

[hunter4hire]

Blasphemy & an insult to Christianity.... Shame on you Dan... Shame on you...

[dritch11]

@hunter4hire how is this an insult to Christianity. Christians act as if they have the only religion on the planet. self-rightous fucks

[xRAID3Rx]

@dritch11 yea seriously its getting annoying. me personnaly i'm an atheist but if your a christian i dont give a shit. Unless you seriously believe in every thing about the religion and creationism than i will make fun of you for how fucking idiotic you are but seriously this is'nt an insult to anyone just dan after he smoked a ton of weed.

[Weirdochris]

I have an old copy of the gospel of the FSM and i couldn't remember where I left it. Then i suddenly had the feeling that it was under the bed and I knew it was his noodliness trying to send me a message. I looked under the bed and nothing was there but dust and a pair of underwear that i had forgotten about. I then realized that the message that he sent was simply intended to test my faith and I was very flattered. Ramen.

[kiddooo10]

ok, so palin is to Jesus as the FSM is to God??? yeah, people said that Jesus was crazy too

[lexaeus74]

this is bull.

[maureenrahman]

This cant be serious

[Proz428]

LOL as soon as i heard sarah palin i started laughing as hell

[fatimmortal]

If I could be entertained with bullshit like this all the time, I'm subscribing.

[millermcgraw1]

I feel like I've lost one of my closest friends.

[PrincessSpaz12]

@millermcgraw1 PSSST it's satire/parody.

[Iamthemaster2]

0_o sounds like a migraine to me!! :/

[milleniumgrey]

Dan, I've gotten into your videos for a long time. I've always liked your balanced approach and your intelligence in expressing your opinions, even when they don't coincide with mine. As a matter of fact, you inspired my most viewed video. However, the sarcasm and intentional offensiveness of this video almost made me unsubscribe.

[MightyTrollmonger]

Down with Brown!

[DarthZob]

i dont get it what is the tea party

[ollie24351]

Thanks Dan but I was raised a Christian so.. yeah .

[Dan00bindahouse]

THANK YOU, Dan, for being doing research. :D

[isselman2000]

Nice parody.

[NerdfightariaSoldier]

dan...

I am... speechless...

Seriously?

Sarah Palin?

I am afraid you may have been up too long...

[bigfanowarriors]

dude ur on drugs

[kosepose95]

i think this is some1 trying 2 show that every single dumb-nutt can make a religion.

[sean2mush]

better than the internet?

[vichilux]

Laughed so much! =D Stop smoking that, Dan!!! And long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster... =)

[BlueBerryDragonYum]

He can't keep it together because he keeps laughing ;D

[Canadiandude1oo]

i'm Canadian so i don't get it

[animewolf16]

Thank you for helping me find fodder for my Government Discussion assignment.

[minoc2]

OMG.. er OMSM! wow.

[emily13RIOT]

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

[dinothunder2048]

...Beer volcano? O.o

[JustJinxed]

I've been touched by your noodley goodness! .... Sure hope that's legal in my country.

King of Kings

and

Lord of Lords!

or in short, KoK and LoL!

[jjproctor]

what where you on when you made this video ?

[Aerrow102]

Fake and gay.

[shadownor]

The true Master, the Floating Fettuccini Fiend, will smite your false upstart. There can only be one noodlelord! Repent before His legions of the Royal Rigatoni Regiment remove your name from the cookbook of life!

Prior to that, please pass the parmesan.

[Zismoisgod]

It all makes sense now.

Check out the hawtness site, which can be found from "Icanhazcheeseburger", and see the Sarah Palin picshures.

~spoiler; cleavage and gun.

Who wouldn't want that as a leader? xD

[iman7272]

WTF Man.... wow

[LetumComplexo]

Dan, you just violated His 7th "I really wish you wouldn't."

[chrisirwin34]

I think its important for everyone to type in "the flying spaghetti monster" into google and look at that first link. You'll get a feel for what Dan Brown was referencing in the video.

[epiclikevictor]

weather or not you identify yourself to a religion or the belonging of you went to far with this one and im not a ZOMBIE in you asking ppl to respond by proclaiming something that riduculus you are closing your mind to others beliefs therefore making you a ZOMBIE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PDBAZ

[dontreallycare3]

You know Dan...a two minute video would have sufficed. A shorter video would've made your point clearer and much more hard-hitting. Instead, you've gargled up this monstrous ten minute video, which, by the way, was bordering on offensive. Do better, Dan, do better.

[FuckItSnoopy]

You know what's funny? This is just crazy enough to eventually become a real religion. Seriously, have you ever researched Scientology or Mormonism or any other religion in the history of man? They're all batshit crazy.

[cristiline93]

Hahahahhaha, ILU, Dan! At first I thought you were going to say the Tea Party Movement is so great because they're using free speech and getting involved in politics, even if their beliefs seem completely fucking crazy.

But this was way better! I actually own my own copy of the Gospel of the FSM!

[jsdsparky]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster can't be real. Humans created the noodle in 1895. The first public release of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster only dates back to January 2005. Try to counter that!

[OOdonuts]

omfg! DB discovered the FSM!!! wow, i beat him by like 3 years- youd think he would have discovered his noodliness earlier

[BambooDinner]

I have a pastafarian friend. xD

[BlackRose2354]

I love this video!! And most of all I love how people are getting so worked up about it!! I love how people just don't get the message and how you have to really look into it to just see it!! Thanks for a good laugh, and thanks for the making the rest of the commenters seem stupid!!! And im not telling the point, cause then it'll take the humor out of it!

[LetumComplexo]

I think you just converted a large number of impressionable little kids as well as a number of impressionable idiotic adults. By the way, you said that Sarah Palin would never accept being the Spaghetti God's endowment, then at the end you said that she would love you for telling the world, i.e. you said that she would accept that she's the Spaghetti God's chosen one.

[TDTKeyas]

Yeah...Uhhh you went a bit to far. : /

[KLLuna]

I don't like this video. I see what it is and what your getting at, but it's just not worth it.

[foxboyah]

i dont get it....... does that make me dumb?

[GreatBritishGal]

Bad move Dan. You may have just lost your "job".