Goliath Tarantula vs TV Guy

[zombienotld]

Like any lady- she knew just where to take a dump on ya!

[usuario1234]

why the hell am I watching this before go to bed?

[BouncePounce]

Glenn Beck - The Nature Guy!



[kibakim]

i loke snake and spiders a lot

[Daimen555]

What a dumbass, why would you shields the defense mechanism into your eye.

[181934dux]

shortly after this video was filmed, TV guy disappeared into the woods, and has been missing ever since. There are rumors that he has become a full fledged spider, making flowers for his long lost wife, leaving them by her doorstep, awaiting the cure..

[fantabulousK]

Real moron. Should have used a dust buster and then duct tape. Never wipe it away, this pushes them into your skin.

[angrybear86]

TV guy's enthusiasm is contagious, I was ogling it like a fancy car, too.

[MrYendor1968]

next time keep sticky tape with you

[MarkoRF1]

amazing giant tarantula. I have never seen anything like this before ....:)))))

[Thechazman64]

I don't know why but everytime I watch a bug video I get really itchy and sometimes my arm stings.

[MaaQuirinoOFC]

who took fright with the music of good ^ ^

[DK7Seconds]

Next epoisde we will see our tv guines stick his head in a gators mouth! tune in next time!

[David2084iphone]

Scary but cool!!!!!

[supersaiyanMK2]

fuck off thats a small one

[fpgrind]

What's the point of this jackass putting the spider right by his eye knowing full well it can blind him? Anything for TV entertainment I guess. This guy better start to respect nature or pay the price for it. Fuck a TV show, it's not worth the decline of your health. Live and learn.

[vanbastinho]

serves him right for trying to lick the thing!

[AzucaNegra16]

HELL to the NO!!!

[RogueRotting360]

What a twat

[farfuckinout]

haha fuckin asshole

[awkwarddaisy]

What the fudge is it doing on your face in the first place... Dip

[TheExertionist]

This guy is one of the bravest people ever!

[MegaHelloKitty4]

oopie doopie!

[lordabomity]

I love how they first show a T.blondi and then trick the viewer by using another one LOL. Good job with the view-count btw. I mean, the tags HAHAH!! "Big Spider Attacks Daddy big huntsman spiders mating season creepy pest control Another Garage BIG tarantula spider funnel web spider red back spider camel spider widow spider brazillian wandering spider Spider Attacks Daddy tarantula evil spiderman funnel" LOL

[SumAwe69]

You got balls bro and I'm footstep jelly

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

dont rub it in! use masking tape, apply and peal off.

[2000OptimusPrime]

@gzillag same here brrrr do you feel something crawling on your leg?

think i felt something bite me

[littleviolagirl]

TARANTULA'D

[buterscotchpudd]

Right, so it sprays hair to blind predators....dont be so silly to sit on your face!

[makkakman]

EYES CUMSHOT by a spider

[TheLostArch]

it'd have been great if that spider had taken a dump on his face

[Talasjosh]

He sais "oopi doopi"

[CaBsAv12]

cause when ever i see a huge spider i make sure to put it on my face haha

[beaso1965]

It well cute at 1:25 seconds :o

[jingman3]

oh hell no fuck that shit right there

[Aidokinn]

damn nature , you scary!

[therelaxguy1]

imagine having spider's hair on the face. I wonder, how the hell this guy didnt scream like a bitch. and i remember he's crazy

[Themoreuknow100]

i aint sleeping tonight

[Elithial]

Look it kicks awful hairs....Let's get closer!

[MrsTrohman666]

lol. Aragog is the largest of the arachnids.

[Shadowrunner6969]

Screw THAT! Get that FUCKING thing away from me!

[Zeinster18]

i gotta wash it out with water!! lemme run down to the community center 3 miles down the road n do it there it there..

[1337soldiahs]

I shall take inspiration from this spider.

Now if someone attacks me, I'll throw my pubic hair onto his face to defeat him. Brilliant.

[ONeil888]

@1337soldiahs Lmfao

[ChelseaBAMFFTD]

@1337soldiahs those hairs are really sticky and dangerous if they get stuck in your eye! it's almost impossible to remove them :P

[GreenDragon2001317]

Where is this?

[noobslaya111]

@GreenDragon2001317 The Amazon, most likley Brazil.

[Zenek22334]

crazy man !

[justind71]

"thats silly stuff" no shit sherlock, u stupid english fuck!

[Shappoooopy]

@justind71 He's australian Im pretty sure. But good one.

[ZzCookiezNCakezZ]

THATS WHY YOU DONT PUT IT ON YOUR FACE OLD MAN!!

[h34lyfe]

FUCK THAT SHIT !

[HippyamongHicks]

I might literally shit myself if that touched me.

[arismutilini]

one thing is for sure... i am not going to have good dreams tonight.

[Timoschoppa]

0:59 double Boner lol

[haloreachsparten117]

I'm in the weird part of YouTube again...and yet no bite:(

[xsexycr7x]

he want to suck the spider a** thats why he put it in his face xD

[mcashaa]

this guy is fucked!

[strokeman70]

Spiders are not bugs

[gzillag]

Everytime I see these spider videos, I think I feel them crawling on my back

FUCK

[Tugailusion]

@gzillag maybe its crawling on your back .. =S

[D27XXX]

@gzillag Damn u made feel the same!!!

[birdtree093]

@gzillag stop watching then

[Sidakamikadze]

@gzillag when i read you're comment i feel the same.freaky :|

[metallikait]

am I the only one who thinks these arachnids are cute as????????

[DestinationGroovy]

@metallikait

Honestly, I think they're cute, too.

[DoodleBeanzz]

1:06 sounds like spiderman :D

[capnchris03]

hmmm this spider's hairs can blind me.... PUT IT ON MY FACE!!

[MikeDaFerret]

Dumbass

[FuryDawn]

oopidoopi

[BLCKOPSRULES123321]

why the heck did he put it on his face?

[laduski]

and i guess that he is just more smarter than everyone here about bugs, to know what to do and if anyone here was smart enough to realize that Ruud was clearly planning on the spider trying to defend itself. but clearly no one here has much of a brain to realize this.

[laduski]

clearly no one here has actually watched his show to realize that he does the same sort of thing with insects all the time and thats not even close to the worst thing that has ever happened to him before.

[scarofdeath]

wow

[marciwagyok]

idiot

[divineoblivionguy]

so he goes on about how dangerouse it is, then desides 2 put it on his face? my 2 year old sister has more common sense

[hogler249]

I thought it farted in his face. That would have been genius.

[Achilles94627]

0:20 - "That's because us humans rarely get close enough to experience it".

"That's because WE humans..."

[ultum4tegunz]

you can go blind for being haired in the eyes.. is he fucking retarded?? leave Ts to experts like me.. not this funny guy..

[sakurabyheart]

"Oops! *makes spitting sound*"

yaaa...nice...lol!

[VenomFangTV]

This guy is such a fucking retard, can't you just leave the fucking animal alone!!

[stip27]

no seriously there is just some shit on this planet that should not be touched. poke it with a stick if you have to. Dont touch the fucken thing.

[jimmyshitbags]

stupid bastard

[artama543]

dumbass ur suposed 2 use tape to get them out because there barbs

[1IamLegend1]

CUTE SPider :D

[DavidHamiltonTyson]

Next goal: put it on your dick.

[RiceKiller191]

@DavidHamiltonTyson Or insert in anus.

[DaMurmelZ]

@DavidHamiltonTyson challenge accepted

[INVAD3RJ1M]

NO1 WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT!!!!

[Nightshade715]

Poor spider.

[4crevis]

Nutcase!

[Thelefthandwarrior]

Crazy guy could almost be killed!! Lol

[g4mer4de4th]

did anyone else eyes suddenly get itchy after watching this?

[IMThEGoD100]

I would have stomped on that ugly motherfucker

[Valkyry5]

That was just stupid ..period •

[Lavos2007]

@Valkyry5 its not stupid if you realize spiders arent evil, their not out there to get you ya know, tarantulas are not really very scary, and their bite IS like a bee sting, it will initialy hurt alot more but not from the venom, most bees dont have inch-long stingers so its not the venom that hurts more, its the BITE, tarantulas have huge fangs, their venom is nowhere near deadly but the initial bite will hurt more than a beesting cus your being pierced by something much larger than bee stinger

[Forgotmyname128]

This is the biggest spider in the world.

lets put it on my face.

[8546308JENS]

Fucking lol

[thomas67129]

that guy is nuts

[RhYmoniC19SoAdFan]

That's Not a goltiath tarantula.

Goliath Tarantula - Theraphosa Blondi

And that's not blondi...

[CTOozarussj]

somedody tell me where i can download episodes os buggin with ruud

[NZLMade]

They say they get as big as dinner plates....Well good now I know what to squash it with

[abcjc1]

its like a porcupine with fangs

[TheJrizzle90]

skip all the bullshit and go to 1:44 there i save u precious time

[smokeweed442200]

this is why e shouldn't fuck with nature

[BlinEd1]

NO FEAR

[Mr713kingofthaghetto]

oohh brithish/austrailian people, still the same old idiots do anything for the animal world

[okohiaj]

@Mr713kingofthaghetto

new zealander...

[SnzGirlxx]

@Mr713kingofthaghetto dude wtf why r u being racist

[Thefigit9]

@Mr713kingofthaghetto What's brithish? FAG

[macdogge]

He's an attention seeker!! Must be reyarded somehow.

[silentnino1]

蜘蛛 wht do these mean?

[ppp9922]

this guy is like if the crocodile hunter was retarded.

[EzzeBM]

no its not poisonous lets just put it on my face to test it?? oh by the way when the hairs shoot into my face it will feel like having crabs for several days. this guy is a genuine idiot lol

[ACLeftyGuitar]

this guy, "most poisonous spider!, ill show you what its like to be bitten!", one day he will die from this

[dawoodhoodieman123]

Wtf y wud u wana put a spider on ur face nd annoy it

[vince225566]

Bear Grylls would eat it

[russianboy1123]

your description is stupid put it all together dumbass

[123mybag]

at 1:27 the spider has a troll face!!!!

[MrJoker3005]

wow hes a moron. he puts a spider on his face and messes with it after he tells us its very poisoness and then gets suprised when it gets pissed off.

[BTIsaac]

What kind of idiot calls a spider "bug"? He sucks at biology send him back to junior high.

[Walmsley808]

being honest he shouldnt really be poking them and lifting them off the habitat should he and putting them on his face, fucktard

[Weedwof]

how can the goliath be the physical limit of a bug if there used to be gigantic prehistoric insects/arachnids?

[Steffanovico]

@Weedwof Because the atmosphere was way denser back then. Insects breath through "tubes" that run from their skin into their tissues. The current atmosphere doesn't have enough oxygen to feed it very far into their body: it's all absorbed into their tissue after a short distance. If the atmosphere is much denser, there's more oxygen and the tubes can be much longer to support a much larger insect.

[Steffanovico]

@Weedwof Same for Arachnids like spiders and scorpions (they aren't insects but have a similar physiology)

[cutelilinna]

Y would u be messing with this huge spider ur so stupied and u got that spiders hair in ur eye ur smart

[Lavallee1317]

dumb ass

[jeepgurl27]

"this is the largest spider in the world, and I'll just let it wander over my face and shake its load all over my eyes" hmmmmm..........What an idiot.

[marek0086]

He might aswell just put it in his mouth!!

[hardescorpion]

yo cuando cojo una tarántula intento protegerme la cara lo max posible xke un solo pelo de su abdomen podria dejarme ciego por el escaso grosor de la córnea. Ponerla en la cara parece de idiotas...

[littlegurlygurl]

I hate spiders! But I still watch this stuff

[oReDzz]

That Spider Just Squirted

All Over Your Face Bro

[kingofallthatisgood]

"oh the biggest spider in the world, i have a idea lets put it on my face, what could possibly go wrong"

[IvaAdams]

@kingofallthatisgood There's never been a death caused by a tarantua bite; though fatal to animals, the bite would be no worse than a bee sting for a human.

[BZrex5000]

@kingofallthatisgood yeah that was stupid

[skrili]

@kingofallthatisgood its not even the biggest spider the biggest 1 has a but thats nearly 4x bigger then that thing.

[Savi141]

@kingofallthatisgood HE kopies Steve wrong tactik dude wrong tactik

[ferki1234567]

(I'm aware that this spider comes from south america)

Australia is the craziest place on earth. Why do humans live in a part of the world that is quite clearly trying to kill them? EVERYTHING is poisonous. Or has urticating hairs. Or fangs. Or thorns. Or armour. It's ridiculous!

[KnoxBlondie]

I love this guy but he can be a dummy, lolz.

[MrRunebeast]

how the fuck is he not scared to touch that lol

[Geekfreediet]

I don't know why but even though spiders scare the shit out of me i always end up watching these vids...

[venusbloodrose]

People this stupid deserve everything they get.

[JeffroTV]

Australians aren't afraid of shit. Fuck Russia, Australian's have rocks for balls.

[6927920]

stupid



[mrbobdog261]

twat

[razorTin]

That guy is a retard .. why on earth would he put that thing on his face?? he deserved to have his face turn into a cactus!

[xXSugarBeeXx]

Tarantulas are so fun to watch, but I would never dare to hold one!

[1legomaster]

Well I didn't wan't to sleep tonight anyway.

[regergekowns]

goddamn why are tehere always disgusting spider bite videos on suggestions on these videos... some people are seriously messed up

[DJM4EVER1]

what a dick he should have got a face full of spider hairs for being so ignorant just to get ratings what a fucktard

[1imbAl33t]

No you're not :|

[ERICx223]

im sorry... i dont have big enough BALLS to even be within 3 feet of that thing...

[ahlamtje]

i'm scard

[outbreak123456]

Yeah! Because the first thing i'd do is put it around my eye ball... Well done clever.

[TempleOfInanna2]

It's interesting that spiders like the Sydney funnel web have a bite which is to fatal humans, but isn't that harmful to animals. But with spiders like this, it's just the opposite.

[VIKUTAAMANWERU83]

THE ONE AT THE FIRST IT IS....... BUT THE OTHER ONE FOR THE "STUNT" IS NOT JAJAJAJA

[VIKUTAAMANWERU83]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

1.- THAT S NOT A GOLIATH MY DEAREST FRIENDS........

2.- THAT DUDE ALWAYS GO TOO MUCH CARRIED AWAY IN HANDLING BUGS AND SPIDERS AND STUFF

3.-THAT S NOT A GOLIATH BIRD EATER,,,,,,,,,,,

AND

4.- DID I ALREADY MENTION THAT THIS BEAUTIFUL MYGALOMORPH IS NOT A GOLIATH??

[LivingLinkxz]

Man: Ahaha let me see what happens if I put it in my face (:D)

Camera Man:(I think I know whats gonna happen)

Man:Blah Blah Blah damn.

Camera Man: (I told you so.)

[ALEG0Man360]

My letterbox is now sealed sorry postman but im a recluse now. Thanks youtube

[orangetwist1]

STAB IT STAB IT!!

[703511]

Ain't no way I'd fuck with that shit. EVER. And I DAMN sure wouldn't let it on my FACE.

Most people, including me, are lookin' around as they watch this and are much more wary of every little thing they feel on their foot, leg or whatever. Just WATCHING a big spider video gives most people a heightened sense of awareness about themselves and their environment merely because of the mental picture we get of what *could* be under the desk, couch or chair your sitting at.

Screw this . . .

[P0cketLove]

nope

[Zzz230210]

crap im in the weird part of youtube again :/

[exoticg9]

Just imagine to wake up in the morning with that in your face O.o

[jeanclaude780]

He is pure idiot

[WrathofRS]

#1 Advice: Burn it with fire.

#2 Am I the only one that is itchy?

[LyricalWax]

what an idiot

[Irishgal1916]

Two words- fuck that.

[eddox94]

I'm feeling something crawling my body Dx

[LazyPinkPanda]

Someone explain to me why anyone would let a spider with this type of ability to crawl on/near his EYEBALLS. GENIUS!

[lTSlAlucard]

@LazyPinkPanda Lol that was what im thinking........he is StupiD!

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

@LazyPinkPanda mmmm "ability" makes me think of MMORPG game :)

[imswt2]

oh HELL: NO

[kaiandseanrule]

"This crocodile has the biting capability of 500 pounds per square inch.... so im gonna stick my dick in it mouth"

[TheWhitetygrrr]

@kaiandseanrule hahaha thats funny!

[Dandramere]

So he knows about the spiders capabilities...and he fucking does that?

[TheHamaz123]

idiot xD

[luvshubbers]

oh god



[MEandME266]

spider in his face : '' i haz your eye ''

[demmy123456789]

"your face!..God damn it!! "u smacked ya face"!!