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  • *kills prisoner*

    "Stay put, prisoner!"

    LAWLBBQSAWSOFEPICNESS!

  • Too much "being" stuff. It ruined it all.

  • Failing to sidestep had me laughing for like a half hour XD!

  • 4:04 i dont think he'll have a problem staying put

  • number 6 is very funny

    

  • at 5:04 happend to me too and i hadnt saved :(

  • Mehrunes Dagon should've been 99. FYI...His razor is awesome. :3 IN SKYRIM!!!

    DO HOHOHO

  • lol

    

  • how did u frontflip on number 41

  • how to make these acrobatics?

  • lol 6:27

    

  • lol you should have put in one about crushed by skulls

  • i used to make arrow to the knee joke but then i got bored

    yes that´s right no arrow to the knee joke there problem?

  • They need to remake oblivion with skyrim graphics!

  • Ha ha @ 2:21

    Also loved #49.

    *kills with sword* "Stay put, prisoner..."

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  • @SNSimone15 I was referring to the Chuck Norris one in my first line, hence my use of "also" afterward.

  • @GunsnRap no, no it doesn't sound like that

  • 4:54

    You hear the dude say "Woop ur asz muther fooker"

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  • since when are there dragons in oblivion?

  • Can you make a 100 ways to die in Skyrim? The one that another guy copied you with sucks compared to how well you make them.

  • ahhh, the LoTR refrences are many in this one :)

  • It's a dangerous business stepping out your door.

  • wooow this game is beyond ugly now, did not remember it being like this

  • Note that about 5 of these have the word "crushed" in them.

  • welsh go fk yerself :P pc might be coo and yesh skyrim is amazing for every system but you dis da xbox you get fked up

  • "Stay put prisoner".. LMAO

  • I control the Oblivion Gates

  • lol ...

    

  • @animemanganation Oh I appreciated the game alright... And how do you think games get better? Without critism everyone would still be playing Space Invaders. Also, you must be a tad too sensitive as lets face it, that wasn't the most of offensive comments was it? And didn't really require an over emotional response such as the one you gave. I loved Oblivion, Skyrim is also awesome. But it did lack 'the feel' Oblivion had to some extent.

  • You mean 99 ways... when you were "Being Chuck Norris" you didn't die...

  • Joke's on you, the Five Tenets are obsolite in Skyrim!

  • 3:50 - Crab people... crab people... look like crabs, talk like people.

  • "citizen over by the window!"

    *kills your character*

    "...stay put..."

  • I still think Skyrim lacks the feel Oblivion had, I dont really know what it is it lacks, it just lacks something...

  • @ArthurianFalcon shadows that don't look like shit?

  • @ArthurianFalcon maybe it lacks an owner that cant just shut up and apreciate a game with out telling the world what it lacks!

  • What oblivion is this?

  • @zenaskon There is only one Oblivion lol.

  • skyrim better but the guild are heaps better in this

  • 28 sounds like he said bin laiden

  • Though i like skyrim better, i dont like the dark brotherhood storyline in skyrim

  • 5:55 and that happens in skyrim too

  • @MegaGamer313 Shaddup Jake Lol jk o-o

  • lol @ Chuck norris

  • If you keep dying in Oblivion I feel bad for you son. You got 99 methods but Chuck Norris ain't one.

  • @JaysonMooYoung I got the scroll patrol, on the sword patrol, foes wanna make sure my casket's close, game critics saying he's money gold hoes, I'm from Skyrim stupid what type of facts are those.

  • guys look at part 4:04 the guard killed him but he said stay down XD.

  • 20 is more like getting impaled

  • Oblivion looks like a mean game :P

  • SLASH stay put prisoner.

  • 100 ways to waste my life in 9 minutes 50 second. This is number one.

  • @TheCoraProductions I doubt you'll use it for anything more productive jackass.

  • I don't think its a prison beating if he kills you with a sword ><

  • Oblivion is much better than skyrim, more atmosphere, and the enviroment is less harsh

  • An arrow in the knee was the least of your concerns in oblivion.

  • I love this video. And prefer Oblivion to Skyrim.

  • how do u just fall down?

    

  • Hey if you want to make more funny vids like this and you have this game on the computer like me you press the button above tab that will freeze the game the type in kill with no capitals and pess enter the all othe cheats will come up that will be your cheat menu then press the button above tab again and watch your enemy fall. you can do the same with a cheat killall just do the same but type in killall and you kill everyone in the area. enjoy please subscribe to me :)

  • I realy want to get this game

  • No. 41 hahaha

  • Loving Skyrim - should I play Oblivion? - is it worth getting?

  • @damiennunn I play both. And I have to say... Oblivion is kinda better. It has the better story..the better atmossphere.

  • @PhotoSchnipp13 I think Oblivion has worse story and worse athmosphere, but it is more sandbox than skyrim. Skyrim really need some poisoned apples and ability to drown people... and the workshop should come soon too...

  • @damiennunn YEs

  • @damiennunn oblivion is much harder to master then skyrim, because you chose some major skills, and you only need to level those to level up. there are also attributes like strength agility etc etc that modify your power in a skill

  • @damiennunn if you love skyrim and want more of a challenging game, you will FUCKING JIZZ YOUR PANTS over oblivion, hope this helped :D

  • 1:10 :D my favorite :P

  • I'm only here to compare graphics with skyrim.

  • I didn't play any of the elder scroll games sept skyrim but from what I can tell oblivion is waaaay more emersive. I mean you can't summon fucking mhaerunes Dagon in skyrim

  • @REAPER3382

    thats just a mod lol

  • much better than the skyrim version that random guy made. you're much better at these!

  • being rufio xD

  • I used to play Oblivion. like you, then I took a Skyrim in the Xbox...

  • @RoCdOtAoWnsXD Your comment needs more arrows to the knee.

  • @ToateUsereleSauLuat how about 9001 arrows? *IT'S OVER NINE-THOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSAAAAA­NNND!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @RoCdOtAoWnsXD consoles... PC is better man, skyrim on xbox sucks

  • @welshsoldier211 *sigh* yet another ignorant PC fanboy...

  • @THEstreetcone lol, i have had a ps3 since it came out, the 40 gb version, 1st day it came out, have ps2 and ps1, played them all my life, also had the 1st xbox and then bought xbox 360, also loved them, until my xbox broke after a year (red ring) ps3 still hasnt broke, but havent touched it for months, not since i started on PC, ive played all and PC is much better once oyu get used to mouse and keyboard, i guess your a console fanboy and you are to ignorant to try PC? play it and let me know

  • @RoCdOtAoWnsXD because getting any computer that could run it is not pssible

  • @RoCdOtAoWnsXD We play ps3 you NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE

    Caleb says hi

  • @aceofspades552 "Caleb says hi...? o.O

  • the dislike bar is like lady gagas penis so small but really shouldnt be there

  • @droop2011 Or you can say: Its like a ninja..You cants see it, but you now its there...^^

  • @droop2011 lol

    

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  • stay put prisoner

  • black house couried was my favorite rofl xD

  • Chuck Norris sucks ass. Mr.T is where it's at.

  • I've actually done most of these DX

  • 70.... not anymore.. FUS RO DAH!

  • FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!

  • God I love Sheogorath

  • Stay put prisoner. Trolololol :L

    My though process

  • This was a very funny video! I'll have to go back and play Oblivion, and really seek out cool stuff.

  • 4:00 *death by sword*

    "Stay put, prisoner!"

    oblivious guard much?

  • @DoctorFeuer maybe at medium, it seems not far off from what I use

  • Being Rufio XD ROFLMFAO

  • i used to play oblivion, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • i used to play oblivion, but then i took a vagina to the dick

  • @archenemies32 so you lost your virginity?

  • I love how the top comments both failed at the arrow in the knee joke

  • i all ways did backflips in oblivion, until i took an arrow to the knee

  • hahahahhahahaha being chuck norris....oh wait EPIC :D

  • I thought one was impersonating a dadric lord

  • I used to play oblivion, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @donalddummy it's in the knee, and considering it's been 1.5 months since the game came out and you're still sticking to the original structure of that shitty joke just makes my facepalm even more dramatic.

  • I think you died.

  • lol i laughed the whole time good vid

  • @DEAPunderground

    How do u become a vamp were can i go

  • @mindfreakaprentice1 trust me its really bad you die in sunlight-___________-

  • "Forgeting You Were A Vampire" Best one because I always liked being a vampire XD

  • sorry not @Murulo i ment @NightmareNny777 sorry about the mix up, and i played on xbox 360 so that explanins it

  • @Murulo thats probably it, i played mine on an xbox

  • ... Stay put prisoner. :L

  • I was loling all through the video

  • Pyramid head? D:

  • @GaladedridDamodred some murderous creature from silent hill 2

  • #42 lol

  • What is the song?

  • 5:43 Epic Paper cut!

  • 4:47 and the kick is good!!

  • 0:11 That's Methedrel over there? :))

  • taking an arrow to the knee?

  • i used to die in oblivion but i took a skyrim to the face

  • Most of these made me lol so hard.

  • being ugly LMFAO SGNSIGNGISNEFW#IRRANer

  • The only reason why I came on an Oblivion video, is to say that I just took an arrow to the knee.

  • best number is number 32. being chuck norris.... oh wait....

    Chuck Norris Can't die in oblivion he's too godly to die

  • i used to make "arrow to the knee" jokes but then i got a rock in the cock....

  • but that can get you far in life 2:21 ;)

  • pub brawl is the best!!!

  • I remember this video from like 4 years ago... *nostalgia-gasm*

  • Dive rock seems so pitiful now

  • anything that he didn't kill himself he got bitch slapped

  • i failed by doing 36 from inside dark brother hodd same spot to

  • question: what must i do to increase the number of uses of my magic weapons ?

  • One way to die in Skyrim. Take an arrow to the knee, wait no...

  • I used to die like this but then I took an arrow to the knee...

  • 52 reaction= SPY!!!

  • 1) Go into Bethesda folders

    2)''Music''

    3)Move away ''death''

    4)Put this: watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

    5) Die

    6) Profit!

    :D

  • The last one was the best!

  • Wach 100 ways to die in halo 3

  • Makes me miss Oblivion.

  • I counted 39, Being Chuck Norris doesn't count ;D

  • YOU CAN RIDE A DRAGON?!?!?!?!?!?! how come i never did that

  • @jamespotter367 Maybe because you didn't mod your PC? :D

  • @MasterStrategy The guard has to. What if a necromancer breaks in?

  • lol

  • 235 people do not like taking an arrow to the knee

  • 1:57 "Dova.. Khiin

  • 235 people thought about using Linkin Park song

  • Don't forget, #101 taking an arrow to the knee!

  • lol it's 99 ways to die, Chuck Norris was too boss

  • "Stay put prisoner." XD

  • Why you hatin on LP?!

  • 3:57 STAY RIGHT THERE!! LMAO!!

  • i thought getting trolled was just an expresion

  • pffft you cant die from being chick norris that is IMPOSSIBLE chuck norris never dies..

  • I was doing great in oblivion, But then i took an arrow to the knee

  • "Stay put prisoner"

  • Oh, and Skyrim better get a Dragon Mount DLC.

  • Years later, still, one of the funniest gaming videos EVER.

  • ese jogo e massa...

  • you mean 99 ways, Chuck Norris didn't die....

    

  • 5:15 happend to me a few times

  • When I saw Number 9, I thought, "There is something on your face, it was pain!"

    Then i had to laugh xD

  • 32. being chuck norris hahaha

  • LOL "Stay put prisoner".

  • I used to play Oblivon, until I took a Skyrim to my PC

  • @saljooghi1 stop there oblivion scum thats a skyrim joke

  • @saljooghi1 lol...

  • The death Nº 25 is real? i mean you can enter to that kind of arena fights?

  • @71samij stop there criminal scum thats a skyrim joke

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