This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?
For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.
@xxxnickkyxxx I think its more of someone saying nasty things and not liking this guy and so people are getting a little fed up of it and telling them why watch him if you dont like him.....
@Jcahalane No idea, you would think someone would have said it by now. Bez don't even get mentioned on TV these days, it's as if everyone has forgotten about him!!!
Thick scouse cunt about as funny as woodworm in a cripples crutch, if hed gunpowder for brains he wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off moronically half witted "comedy" routine probably thinks" Macbeth" is a chain of scottish bookmakers . now thats fuckin funny
@TheBarmiester typical stereotypical paddy bashing. no wonder most of the irish hate your fucking guts, racist pigs. when it comes to intelligence and intellect we are in a different league to you english.
@elizajohn5 Yes, i admit it, you are in a different league, albeit a extremely lower league, i think the Belfast violence proves it really. For the record, i'm not English, I'm SCOUSE.
@TheBarmiester oh, you mean the part of ireland "STILL" occupied by britain. and the irony is, i bet you have irish blood, all you scousers do. so to sneer ireland is pretty hypocritical. and i suppose british soldiers fighting and killing, and getting killed in iraq is intelligent. hey, when you sit down dont forget to take your brain out of your arse, now thats the good lad. ta eireann go halainn.
@elizajohn5 Is it not part of Ireland though? Is it not the "Irish" involved in the violence? When did i say i support the war in Afghan or Iraq? Yes, i do have Irish blood and Scottish blood, but i won't stand for anyone insulting my native land of Liverpool by calling all its inhabitants cunts and for your information, my brain is firmly were it needs to be unlike someone trying stir up shit over a 9 month old comment that was said over anger, numpty.
@TheBarmiester if someone robbed your property would you not fight for it back? you see the english cannot understand why so many irish hate their guts. well its stereotypical comments like you with your "thick" paddy comments that keep the situation inflamed, and the fact you are part irish makes your comment even more hypocritical.
@elizajohn5 I'll be the bigger man an apologise to you for causing offence, comment was said in anger and i should of insulted him personally instead of the nation he lives in, which is pretty narrow minded and short sighted.
@TheBarmiester ive always believed and still believe that liverpool and ireland have a special friendship. its widely said here that liverpool is irelands 33rd county because there are so many irish living there. i love liverpool fc and the beatles are my favourite all time bad. so i have nothing only affection for liverpool, except for the bluenoses, haha. john bishop is very funny here. i guess the moral of the story is there is good and bad everywhere. good luck.
@elizajohn5 Aye, i'm a die hard red man and huge beatles fan myself, i just have a habbit of retaliating without thinking what i am saying, but anyway, let's hope for a top 4 finish this season..... at the minimum ;)
@elizajohn5 I AGREE MATE ,ITS LIKE EATIN IN A GOOD CHIPPY IN LIVERPOOL ,THEN CLOSE YOUR YOUR EYES YOU COULD BE IN ARKLOW . eatin a massive spud ha ha .be safe pal x
compaired one of my first ever gigs in the final of young coedian 2008 haha sure he got that capital of culture venice thing from me exept i said paris hahaits ok the john ill let ye av that one, he also compaired the three fellas an i got to go bk stage :+ dylan moran tommy tiernan an ardal o'hanlon ruled haha tommy was the best on the night tho. john bishop cracking comedian an a propper sound fella
If you don't like him don't watch comic !!
yaser0 1 month ago
on 0:59 look at the ghost ;) in the backround that pokes her head round the corner :L
lm295 5 months ago
@lm295 where?
Animeman2k9 4 months ago
If Pat Kenny did comedy...he'd be John Bishop.
burlearth 6 months ago
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This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?
For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.
GeorgeAmsterdam 6 months ago
John Bishop is so funny, but I've heard him tell that joke about 4 times.
Pintoflame 6 months ago
ive heard him tell the shrt joke before but he said the liverpool shirt was the away kit for man utd or something
jacobiZbad 6 months ago
Seen him in the Odyssey in Belfast last night. Mighty show!!!
shanemc25 8 months ago
Wow how come people argue over comments made about comedy???? I'm confused, can't we all just get along :-D lol John Bishop = Fucking Hillarious!!!
xxxnickkyxxx 11 months ago
@xxxnickkyxxx I think its more of someone saying nasty things and not liking this guy and so people are getting a little fed up of it and telling them why watch him if you dont like him.....
He is Fooking Hillarious ^_^
KittyKat200785 11 months ago
@KittyKat200785 yeah tis true, i just dont understand how people can NOT find him funny???? lol
xxxnickkyxxx 11 months ago 5
Seen him last nite in Aberdeen, hilarious, see him again in May!! xxx
TheIndiansShowband 11 months ago
haha he's gr8 av got tickets too see him in march at secc cant wait!!
Jockb7726 1 year ago
He's like a young Stan Boardman... "the Jermans bombed our chippy" etc.
silvi01977 1 year ago
This man is hilarious... can find humour in any situation.
Let liverpool down slightly going with a manc... but ey.
Thats life.
TheMegangeraghty 1 year ago 3
@TheMegangeraghty Not Liverpool, Runcorn. 5 Heysham.
galactica04 6 months ago
Fab fab
lucie6821 1 year ago
Love JB, searched him out, sad to see some of the comments on here though.
Apparently, all the Irish (even those supporting Man U - now, there's irony) hate the English.
Thank Heaven for comedy! Nice gig, John!
triocha 1 year ago 2
hes amazing <3
Ellie4MuselOl 1 year ago
John Bishop is HILARIOUS and on at the Edinburgh Festival every night in August!!!
rich88b 1 year ago 2
@rich88b AND I'M GOING TO SEE HIM YAAY CANT WAIT :) XXX
leigh4aLaugh 1 year ago
When I first saw this bloke on his new series I thought it was Bez from Happy Mondays doing a scouse accent.
MrBooojangles 1 year ago
@MrBooojangles Same here mate
Loostifer 1 year ago
@MrBooojangles Why hasn't anyone pointed that out on TV?
Jcahalane 1 year ago
@Jcahalane No idea, you would think someone would have said it by now. Bez don't even get mentioned on TV these days, it's as if everyone has forgotten about him!!!
MrBooojangles 1 year ago
@MrBooojangles Makes you think doesn't it? Maybe he got off the pills, realised he was Scouse and started doing stand up.
Jcahalane 1 year ago
@Jcahalane LOL.
MrBooojangles 1 year ago
Bish Is Boss (Y)
MrTorresowns9 1 year ago
love
BellaMaytee 1 year ago
funny guy !
JerkyJudas 1 year ago
yay im going to see him live in october :D
AvalaDemson 1 year ago
@AvalaDemson ur fair lucky id luv to c him live he lokks brill and really funny
IrishTeen1 1 year ago
@IrishTeen1 i know i cant wait! XD
AvalaDemson 1 year ago
Did he mention he's from Liverpool? ffs.
mooghead 1 year ago
@mooghead Did he ??
lfc011 1 year ago
@lfc011 Dey doo doe dont dey lol
Pigeon55 1 year ago 2
Funny as fuck
DW01 1 year ago 4
He is so hot!!!!
HeartPainsCandyVeins 1 year ago
he was in lunch monkeys
dullahgg 1 year ago
Saw this guy in Cheltenham last week & he's absolutely brilliant! Get your tickets quick 'cos most of the tour is sold out!
auntiemojo 1 year ago
Good old fashioned funny comic. Nice to see him in Dublin.
Good act too about the football kit.
trousercough 2 years ago 4
he's amazing!!!
tunezforyou 2 years ago 2
LOVE HIM SOO MUCH
and im a mouse (scouse manc) too :)
misscheckerz 2 years ago 2
SKINS!
reikazen 2 years ago
@reikazen yer he is in skins
DurhamBoyz 1 year ago
His brother played for Tranmere Rovers
EDDIE EDDIE :)
PeterTRFC 2 years ago
gna see him tomorrow night :D
knigstonbcc 2 years ago
Very funny
duke000222 2 years ago
i know his son :) i go school with him
ryan8852 2 years ago
@ryan8852 is his dad a nob?? =]
2bobwanker 2 years ago
ffs if you don't like it don't watch it!!
angiewawa99 2 years ago 6
Haha i quite like this guy :)
Err why are people so racist? Its unreal!!
sallymaddo 2 years ago 3
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Thick scouse cunt about as funny as woodworm in a cripples crutch, if hed gunpowder for brains he wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off moronically half witted "comedy" routine probably thinks" Macbeth" is a chain of scottish bookmakers . now thats fuckin funny
dermot51 2 years ago
if you dont like him dont watch him.
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watchin isnt the problem its fuckin listenin to him sounds like a retard who just got out of remedial class ... doh !
dermot51 2 years ago
This coming from a 47 year old paddy. Fucking hell when did you lot get enough brain cells to work a computer?
TheBarmiester 2 years ago
@TheBarmiester typical stereotypical paddy bashing. no wonder most of the irish hate your fucking guts, racist pigs. when it comes to intelligence and intellect we are in a different league to you english.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 Yes, i admit it, you are in a different league, albeit a extremely lower league, i think the Belfast violence proves it really. For the record, i'm not English, I'm SCOUSE.
TheBarmiester 1 year ago
@TheBarmiester oh, you mean the part of ireland "STILL" occupied by britain. and the irony is, i bet you have irish blood, all you scousers do. so to sneer ireland is pretty hypocritical. and i suppose british soldiers fighting and killing, and getting killed in iraq is intelligent. hey, when you sit down dont forget to take your brain out of your arse, now thats the good lad. ta eireann go halainn.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 Is it not part of Ireland though? Is it not the "Irish" involved in the violence? When did i say i support the war in Afghan or Iraq? Yes, i do have Irish blood and Scottish blood, but i won't stand for anyone insulting my native land of Liverpool by calling all its inhabitants cunts and for your information, my brain is firmly were it needs to be unlike someone trying stir up shit over a 9 month old comment that was said over anger, numpty.
TheBarmiester 1 year ago
@TheBarmiester if someone robbed your property would you not fight for it back? you see the english cannot understand why so many irish hate their guts. well its stereotypical comments like you with your "thick" paddy comments that keep the situation inflamed, and the fact you are part irish makes your comment even more hypocritical.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 I'll be the bigger man an apologise to you for causing offence, comment was said in anger and i should of insulted him personally instead of the nation he lives in, which is pretty narrow minded and short sighted.
TheBarmiester 1 year ago
@TheBarmiester ive always believed and still believe that liverpool and ireland have a special friendship. its widely said here that liverpool is irelands 33rd county because there are so many irish living there. i love liverpool fc and the beatles are my favourite all time bad. so i have nothing only affection for liverpool, except for the bluenoses, haha. john bishop is very funny here. i guess the moral of the story is there is good and bad everywhere. good luck.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 Aye, i'm a die hard red man and huge beatles fan myself, i just have a habbit of retaliating without thinking what i am saying, but anyway, let's hope for a top 4 finish this season..... at the minimum ;)
TheBarmiester 1 year ago
@TheBarmiester NO PROPS PAL WEVE ALL DONE IT ,BEIN SPONTANEOUS IS A HIDDEN GRACE.
eatmypies 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 I AGREE MATE ,ITS LIKE EATIN IN A GOOD CHIPPY IN LIVERPOOL ,THEN CLOSE YOUR YOUR EYES YOU COULD BE IN ARKLOW . eatin a massive spud ha ha .be safe pal x
eatmypies 1 year ago
@eatmypies haha, no probs.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@eatmypies utter tool
ryko26 1 year ago
@elizajohn5 And you expect some Irish fella to attack my city and myself not to retaliate? I don't think so really, just like you have just done.
TheBarmiester 1 year ago
@TheBarmiester LIVERPOOL FC- YNWA.
elizajohn5 1 year ago
@MMAdverts who are you his wife
glentton 1 year ago
I'm not laughing...
causy 2 years ago
You must be on the comedy curcuit I take it. Where can we see you?
timtop4 2 years ago
And you're clearly that intelligent you probably think grammar is a set of coke scales. Dick.
iCONICAACINOCi 2 years ago
yeah actually that was pretty funny to bad you nicked it
MBGamingLegends 1 year ago
Just seen him in edinburgh at the weekend and he is the funniest guy I have ever seen, the best!!!
RacingTimes 2 years ago
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there not scousers they're not mancs . they're more like scancs
Zacthevidman 2 years ago
funniest new Stand-up in ages - esp about priveleged kids - you're dropping your CousCous !!
SandwichBoogie 2 years ago 3
New? ha ha
MrKippers22 2 years ago
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compaired one of my first ever gigs in the final of young coedian 2008 haha sure he got that capital of culture venice thing from me exept i said paris hahaits ok the john ill let ye av that one, he also compaired the three fellas an i got to go bk stage :+ dylan moran tommy tiernan an ardal o'hanlon ruled haha tommy was the best on the night tho. john bishop cracking comedian an a propper sound fella
jackmaguiregerrard 2 years ago
hes on city talk 105.9 on sundays =D
20Lfc93 2 years ago
never even heard of this guy til he was on skins the other week but he is hilarious!
24liam24 2 years ago 47
@24liam24 i was trying to figure out where i'd seen him before and now you've said it! thanks :)
YellowPompleMousse 1 year ago
the Bish is BOSS!!!!!!!!
redchris5 2 years ago 5
i seen him in vicar street last year and was comical!! excellent show!
RyanODon 2 years ago
saw him at comedy store in Manchester the man is hilarious.
zeratul1987 2 years ago 2
hahaa he is boss i love him
GeorgiaLiverpool 3 years ago 3
HAHAHA hes the funniest guy in the world
livenolo 3 years ago 4
Cultural Ambassador is a great show!
MaliciousFingers 3 years ago
not mancs not scousers but mousers lmao. Is right john lad NEVER buy the enemys kit lol.
alannabaker22 3 years ago 4
i thourght he was gonna say Scancs
JayfuzOMarley 3 years ago 3
This guy roooooocks!!!
machinemen165 3 years ago 3
Amazing stuff
StevinduBois 3 years ago 4
Hahahaha! Nice hair Johnny!
shanklysarmyforum 3 years ago 3