Mass Effect 2 - Geths do not infiltrate...

[XboxAnnihilator]

Not allowed on public shuttles "anymore"? When we're gets ever allowed anywhere?

[darkfire6991]

No fucking wonder ME3 has everyone invading if the front line of security can't even spot One Geth.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

Yep. You can totally tell that's a woman. Totally.

[ClanTheNuke]

"Leave your synthetic assistant at home"

The days where Humans don't know what Geth look like are the exact same as ignorant Mccain followers.

[Krauht88]

C-Sec officer: Leave your sinthetyc assistant at home

Legion must say: Im not an assistant im a geth.

C-Sec officer: WTF?

[peppyhare1990]

does anyone notice how that woman holds ASARI for POSSIBLE geth infiltration on the Citadel and yet when a geth stands right in front of her she just says to leave it at home?

[TheEman11910]

@peppyhare1990 humans are so racist

[8y0lk]

Legion:"Geth do not infiltrate".Legion's name is geth infiltrater in the menues

[kyuubi999tail]

@8y0lk You're right, Legion's class is "Infiltrator", but that doesn't mean he infiltrates or can infiltrate. In Mass Effect, an Infiltrator is just a code name for a combat+tech specialist

[coldshoulder14]

How the hell can that woman tell if Shepard is a man or woman with the armor? XD

it's like...

C-sec: Can I help you ma'am?

Shepard: I'm a man...

LOL

[LordXehenniar]

Well, i guess they could have just walked in the front door in the first game.

[Mashermat]

mfw

>Leigon's class is a 'Geth Infiltrator'.

[tehkrok]

Anyone notice the easter egg here? "We Apologise for the Inconveniance"?

Tis Gods Final Message to His People

[drag0nfis7]

"Geth do not infiltrate" gets hillarious when you relize Legion is a Geth Infiltrator

[eYakk]

Hello! My name is Saren Arterius, and I'd like to enter the Citadel along with my THOUSANDS OF PERSONAL SYNTHETIC ASSISTANTS!

[EmperorKagato]

@eYakk can't...stop laughing...

[coldshoulder14]

@eYakk You'll have to take the Rapid Transit... have a pleasant day...

Saren: And I'd also like to see the council chamber as soon as possible. :D

[Arthonious]

Apparently Saren spent all that time searching for the conduit just so he could...what?

[Sirustalcelion]

love that armor sheppard's wearing.

[ulak5150]

legion>all.

[killernukacola]

Wow if all the C-sec personel are as horrible at spotting geth as her a hole geth unit could just walk by and shoot the council. Man who trains those idoits really. i mean not even the turian on the scaner dosen't even pay attention to Leigon how can they be so clueless really.

[PoliticsStudent]

@killernukacola "Man who trains those idoits really."

Irony.

[Kippe1702]

Receptionist: Can I help you ma'am?

Shepard (in a deep, growling voice): DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN IN THIS SUIT??!!!!

Receptionist: Oh shit.....

[A117masseffect]

What is that helmet called????

[MasterOfGames91]

@A117masseffect that's the Blood Dragon Armor, It's not customizable and you can only get it if you got it for Dragon Age: Origins, I can't remember but it may be a preorder thing.

[Renji1]

Hahah, the woman is tasked with keeping a beady eye out for Geth, yet doesn't even recognise one standing right in front of her! She must have blagged her way through the C-Sec entry exam....

[DeusExInfernus]

@Renji1 Blown more like.

[legolaswk]

Windows are structual weakness. Geth do not use them.

[RJhasFLOW]

Well the Geth literally wouldn't even have to infiltrate here. The lady manning the security desk can't even recognize one standing right in front of her.

[neoduke007]

haha that is funny, all the security for nothing, i sense a hint of possible connection to the real world here...?

Like with all the extra security at the airports and all that have been tested time and time again and have been proven to not be very effective against an actual terrorist :(

It is also funny how the lady doesn't even realise that is a Geth standing right there in front of her

[durge666]

@neoduke007 Indeed. My Grandpa was pulled over for a random search a few years back (he's dead now), stripped, given a cavity search, and had to miss his flight. He was a bald, 85 year old hungarian engineer who helped to stealth the US Navy's submarines by developing new construction methods, and he gets randomly searched and forced to miss a flight back to his native country? Where's the justice in that? Although, I can't help but chuckle at the Turian with the '15cm serrated blade' wow

[neoduke007]

@durge666 haha yeah, and damn that sucks :(

yeah it always despises me when i see families getting searched and stuff and the kids look all worried and stuff

[Nyxiz]

Just for those who don't understand, Legion's class is called "Geth Infiltrator" :D

[billgatesmen45]

Legion - (renegade)- Geth do not infiltrate we come through the front strong and hard, either it be wet or dry we go.We hit it like a drum again and again coming harder and faster with each and every wave till you are lying there lifeless striped of all honer then we continue our march to glorious salvation .... Geth military use similar tactics .

[TheDamnMaker]

Legion: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate...illogical organic policies make it easy to infiltrate.

[Paool3107]

?_?

[TR000PA]

lmao, aparently the lady has never seen a geth drone before.

[thatguyoverthere45]

She probably said "Personal synthetic assistant" just to prevent everyone nearby from panicing

[durge666]

@TR000PA I know. I was so taken aback when I brought legion to the Citadel and this happened. I was like "How the fuck can a geth 'Infiltrate'?" And then Legion said that, and she said what she said, and I was like "Oh... That's how... Wow." Seriously, I could walk in with 4 geth pushing cargo crates filled with more geth and no one would be any the wiser. Shouldn't C-Sec know what Geth look like for fucks sake? They don't let krogan on the presidium, yet they're fine with geth?!

[Cristoforo87]

@durge666 They probably know that Legion's a Geth, but they also know that Legion is with Shepard, and nobody wants to fuck with Shepard. SO they play the whole "personal synthetic assistant" game, hoping not to incur his/her anger. I'm sure they've all saw the news report what happens to people who get too nosey about Shepard's business, lol

[durge666]

@Cristoforo87 You're giving the woman too much credit. She says the same damn thing even if it's your first time on the Citadel and you haven't been put back in the computers yet. Plus, not even the people at Donovan Hock's fancy dress party recognize Shepard. It's almost as if the face of the person who practcally single-handedly saved the galaxy from annihilation hasn't even been made public two years after her death. Either that, or EVERYONE in the galaxy is mentally retarded.

[Xebelan]

@durge666 I think it's Garrus or Tali (I think in response to something Bailey says) that says after Shep's death the Alliance started using a composite 'perfect' Shep rather than the face of actual Shepard. Most people don't recognize you because they're used to seeing the fake Shepard. Also, the Alliance sold rights to use your Shep to endorse stuff like Tupari. I'd love it if you could sue them in ME3 for royalties to pay for your mission.

[Matt561]

@TR000PA Hes a Geth Infiltrator lol

[Mrkti]

@TR000PA people sitting behind a desk all day. what did you expect?

[olstar18]

@TR000PA More likely that security is so strict that they believe there is no chance of any geth getting through and don't look for them because of it.

[Andreus]

It irritates me that Shepard's head snaps round a little before Legion starts talking.

[CaptainJoystick]

She's like 'But there's a geth right here...'

That's all...

[Andreus]

No, before that, when he says "Geth do not infiltrate", her head snaps round before he says it.

[1cme1]

lmfao! that cracked me up for some reason. xD

[pmlaursen]

Where the fuck do you get that armor!

[NiteRabbit]

Buy Dragon Age. You get a code that lets you have it in ME2.

[avianmaster]

Get dragon age origins.

[KakkoiiBaka]

Just search on Google for "Mass Effect 2 DLC Pack megaupload".