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  • Mmmm....I could listen to Elrond's voice all day. So freaking sexy.

  • I thought this was part of the original version?

  • One does not simply walk into mordor....

    yer you do.

  • Poor Elrond looks like he has such a headache...

  • 1:39 legolas jizzing in his pants :O !!

  • One does not simply "dislike" this video.

  • one does not simply look up this video

  • 1:37 not this shit again Gandalf...

  • Strangers of distant land, friends of old...welcome back, we missed you

  • But where was Figwit?

  • one does not simply ROCK into mordor...

  • the guy who plays elrond is also agent smith from the matrix, right?

  • @Rustyy444 That's correct Mr Anderson.

  • @Rustyy444 His name is Hugo Weaving and he is an awesome actor, also appears in "V For Vendetta" as V himself, the Wolfman and many other movies I can highly recommend.

  • I can't believe that he left out the last sentence... :( anyway here it is, enjoy "agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"

  • Elrond at 1:36 'Oh god not again.'

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  • Is this part of the movie legit?

    And isn't he speaking the Black language of Mordor? Why was Gandalf calling up dark magic, or is that the language of the league of wizards? He used the words on the ring as a curse?

  • @MayzeSigSzalay he spoke teh black tongue to break boromir's sudden control. speaking that language in a place like rivendell and in such proximity to the ring would probably produce such a reaction. probably that helps that gandalf is a wizard/maiar, the ring is magic and so are the words that were spoken/carved on the ring

  • and the rest?

  • @Smoove02 it was because he wanted to show them that the ring was truly evil. That and to snap them out of the trance they were in when looking at the ring.

  • don't piss off gandalf

  • didnt get this part.... i understand elrond and gandalf didnt want boromir to touch the ring but why did gandalf have to say all that stuff that made it dark and seemed to upset elrond

    any explanation?

  • This is probably my most favorite part of the whole trilogy. Too epic...

  • No Ned, don't take the rin...oh wait, wrong book. No Boromir, don't take the ring.

  • Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

  • That ending was kind of Funny... Gandalf start's mumbeling stuff and everything get's dark, people get scared and lighning strikes in the backround and Elron is like ''OMG Gandlaf...''.xD

    That part was priceless!x)

  • But does it blend?

  • I love how gandalf gets all dramatic and darkens the sky and has a booming voice and then Elrond in the background face palming himself thinking Ohhhhhhhh come on gandalf

  • Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak? 

  • legolas jizz'd

  • The black speech could've never been uttered in Rivendell; the magic of elrond, and his ring wouldn't allow it

  • @jinzodude I don't know if this is trou, but as i heard Gandalf is one of the God like creatures who chose to take human form as a Wizard to walk the Earth. He was one of those who made the wolrd ore something... (i just heard this somewhere) so if this is trou i would think Gandalf's Powers even thogh he gave up most of hes power when he took the shape of a man is stronger than a Elf and hes Ring. (and again, this is just something i heard)

  • @andvas1994 He was an istari, not a creator of any kind, however him and others were chosen by the valar to help the peoples of middle earth against evil. Although the wizards were immensely powerful, their powers did not exceed the rings, or sauron would've been deposed as soon as the valar send them to middle earth.

  • :36 That's a big drawrf

  • Matrix 4: New Agent Elrond

  • Mr. Frodo I miss You.

  • Why Mr. Frodo? Why?

  • the ring must be destroyed mr anderson

  • was this out of sync for anyone else?

  • @jamesthunderful Yesterday it was ok! -_- I suspect Sauron.

  • @hepilica One does not simply synch into Mordor!

  • @hepilica i wish i could explain how hard i laughed when i saw this, genius :P

  • I rewatch this scene so many times just for Gandalf darkening the sky and Elrond having a massive facepalm in the background

  • We've been expecting you, Mr Anderson.

  • @BlackFrostFire101 Surely you mean Mister Baggins.

  • DONT TRUST HIM FRODO! ELROND IS AN AGENT!

  • Strangers from distant lands, friends of old,...,.And Mister Anderson

  • You will unite or you will fall, MISTER ANDERSON.

  • Gandalf doesn't fuck around.

  • @tatsujinMasurao like he says "Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!!!"

  • The USB cannot be destroyed by a mere virus that you or i posess, it must be taken deep within robot city and cast back into the fiery computer chips from which it was created....

  • Matrix Agent Smith has become homosexual

  • Mr. Anderson, we meet again

  • Mr...Andersssssonnnn....ehhh Baggins..

  • 1 does not simply walk in to walmart,there is evil there that does not sleep

  • What the fuck? I don't remember most of this. *Looks at description* Oh. That's why.

  • 1:26 Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

  • Elrond's facepalm was well worth it...

  • one does simply walk into Winterfell.

  • Let's see... you have a bunch of elves, dwarves, a wizard, an army of fohan soldiers, and an army of gondor soldiers, and you send two hobbits to destroy the ring. Oh yeah, that totally makes sense.

  • @jessebinks It worked didnt it?

  • @jessebinks they wanted to sneak in... they had no chance marching an army to Mordor

  • @jessebinks "a bunch of elves, dwarves, a wizard, an army of fohan soldiers, and an army of gondor soldiers" they are all ambitious races they can easily be corrupted by the ring's power, hobbits have no ambitions so they are actually the smartest choice

  • @jessebinks Hobbits' have the most innocent of hearts.

  • I can never take Hugo Weaving seriously ever since I saw him in Priscilla Queen of the desert! Ever seen Elrond in Drag???

  • Legolus closes his eyes and thinks everything will be ok lol

  • 1:37 FACEPALM

  • "Bring forth the ring, Mr Anderson, err I mean Frodo."

  • Elrond (Hugo Weaving) sounds like V when he talk like that.

  • i think aragorn puffs helium

  • I put it upon myself to memorize that in the tongue of mordor. I acted all possessed around my friend and started saying it and she FREAKED! it was fun =)

  • One Ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, .

    I think thats right

  • @OnlineOptic You are correct sir or miss.

  • Gotta love the way Elrond says Morrrdor. It's so sassy.

  • was that a spell?

  • @HolyBomb Dude thats not a spell!

    That the inscribtion on the ring in the black speech!

  • Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,

    Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

    One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,

    One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

  • Who invited Eddard Stark to this sausage party?

  • @zizek From the Small Coucil to the Coucil of Elrond...:))

  • @zizek That's not a good way to get a head in life.

  • @zizek that guy keeps losing his head :P

  • @zizek eddard stark was the shit

  • @zizek hahaha :)

  • Gandalf: "SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!"

  • whurs brit?

  • I keep waiting for elrond to say "Mr. Anderson!"

  • Did legolas fart at the end?

  • theres not much more to this scene, Elrond ssays something like "Never before has anyone used that tonue here, in Imladris" and gandalf apologizes

  • @nastrael Gandalf doesn't apologise.

    He say's: "Do not ask your pardon Lord Elrond"

  • @SuperJosser he says that cause he knows that elrond will be pissed regardless

  • i love elronds expression, its like if your grandad tells a racist joke when uve brought your girlfriend over- "ah shit, hes doin it again....."

  • this should have definitely been in the theatrical....

  • Gandalf only did that because the meeting was dragging-ass and he wanted to go smoke another bowl with Bilbo.  :)

  • "Fire and ash and dust there is, and pits pits pits, and orcses, thousands of orcses!"

  • WHY DID YOU CUT IT OFF AT THE END?! This is a GREAT scene! Why did you cut it off in the middle?!

  • Translation, Sit the fuck down Borromir

  • Bring forth the ring Mr. An-der-son

    Sorry couldn't resist.

    cheers

  • Elves are particularly sensitive to magic both good and evil I presume seeing Elrond's and Legolas' physical discomfort at the uttering of the words.

  • @squidman22 I think your explanation is more on target than my original thought... I first thought Elrond/Legolas was using elven magic to counter the black speech that might have made the ring more obvious to Sauron, in addition to protecting themselves and an almost cultural embarrassment reaction to a very very very hideous mistake some elves [Celebrimbor] made in the past for being misled by Sauron and creating the rings.

  • who is in the backgroung besides elrond at 1:11?

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  • "Bring Forth The Ring, Mr. Frodo Anderson!"---Agent Elrond Smith

  • one does not simply walk into mordor.

  • ''In a dream, I saw the eastern sky grow dark'' Boromir is Epic.

  • 1:36 Elrond: For God's sake, Gandalf!

  • Mr. Anderson

  • holy shit I've got goosebumps all over. A more powerful language and voice is not existent i swear to god....

  • Funny how Erestor just sits there calmly the whole time. Like, "Oh well, my Lord's lost it, these people are all nuts, best to lie low."

  • @robhoy1977 You are awesome for even just mentioning Erestor. I think he goes unnoticed way too often. Thanks!

  • @robhoy1977 who is Erestor

  • @gastongurka Erestor was an elf of Rivendell and chief counsellor of Elrond.

  • That part always gives me goosebumps. Why did it cut off.

  • Is erestor here?

  • The lotr nerds forgot to mention, I think what gandalf squotes is the enscription on the ring itself, right?

  • There are three elven kings in middle earth. Elrond is one of them, in Rivendell.

    Celeborn his father in law was king in Lorien. Legolas' father Thranduil ruled in Mirkwood. Elrond is more than 3000 years old and a veteran of the Last Alliance of elves and men, which saw Sauron defeated when the ring went to Isildur, Aragorn's ancestor.

  • @bookkeeper57 Is Maglor alive and kicking?

  • @bookkeeper57 Elrond is not a king.  The other king was Gil-Galad, he gave his ring to Elrond.

  • @bookkeeper57 No the Elven rings were given to Elrond's mother-in-law, Gil-Galad the high Elven king and the other belonged to Thranduil's father who gave it to Gandalf

  • @jiujistukilla Right: the rings went to Galadriel, Gilgalad whom Elrond succeeded, and Thranduil. The three elven kingdoms of middle earth.

  • it's out of sync.

  • "Bring forth the ring, Mr. Anderson..."

  • @BrotherDamascus "How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call."

  • LOL EPIC

    Gandalf goes all like evil language and then legolas is all like: I'm totaly going to jizz in mah pants

  • wth! Why did they take this scene out! Freeken amazing.

  • Is it just me or does Aragorn look like Jesus? lol Just something random I wanted to say!

  • what does it mean when gandalf makes the sky grow dark and says all of those words?

  • @Fallout3fananza That words mean "One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them !" in the Black Language of Mordor.

  • @hepilica Loser

  • @hepilica

    it's called the Black Tongue to be exact and technically it's the Black Tongue of Sauron, because he creates it as a corruption of the Quenya, language of the Elder, as a language he will have everyone speak when he rules Middle Earth and eventually all of Arda.

  • @hepilica Black Speech of Mordor*

  • @Fallout3fananza hes speaking in the language of mordor which is an evil language. that is why it grows dark. i dont think it is known what exactly he is saying...hes just trying to calm all down.

  • @goofball33 He reads the ring inscription. (Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul !) which means One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them !

  • @Fallout3fananza He is speaking the inscription that is on the ring in the native tongue from Mordor. The effects of his voice and the lighting around him were due to his wizardry to get the attention of the council, but more so to put Boromir in line to remind him of the power behind the ring and their reason for being there.

  • How fucking sad that Jew-owned Hollywood goes so far as to give Elrond the appearance of an orthodox Jew. Tolkien would be dismayed with the distortion.. Orthodox Jew side-levers.. Disgraceful.. Well at least theres no Hitler mustache on Gollum ! (Though Hellboy1 had a Nazi in league with Satan, and Raiders1...) Watch David Cole pls : )

  • @Steveguyatrocket Is that how Jews look like? how do Australians look like?

  • @pedropramos If you dont know what an orthodox Jew looks like already, then you need to educate yourself more. LORD OF THE RINGS does not suggest the Elves look like orthodox Jews !!! This is Jewish Narcissism in action. Nobody put CrocodileDundee into LordOfTheRings, Thank Christ !!!

  • @Steveguyatrocket Well I don't see any similarity to the traditional stereotype of Jew (beard, funny hat, etc) in Elrond. What exactly makes you recall a Jew in him?

  • @pedropramos Sir...as I said, look at the Jewish side-levers...the hair between the ear and temple, coming down to the chest. Thats orthodox Jewish style ! I think they tie paper prayers in it usually. JUST LOOK UP "Orthodox Jews" and you see its the same as this "Elrond"... Have a nice day : )

  • @Steveguyatrocket I see what you mean now. I hadn't noticed that before but it's a very big similarity indeed.

  • @Steveguyatrocket FUCK OFF its not the same, had nothing to do with jews you jews want to claim everything in this world! suckers

  • bring forth the ring Mr Anderson

  • LOL

    Elrond and Legolas are like "Oh great, he's doing that wizard bullshit again -____-!"

  • Bring Forth the Ring Mr Anderson

  • Boromir OWNS this scene as he does in most others hes in.... When Gandalf speaks Mordor style elvish shit goes crazy!

  • when i read this as a kind i understood the entire trilogy, then i re-read it and i was thinking"wtf how the hell did i do this" anyways i was amazed to know that i could have read such a good book at such a young age.

  • The council of Elrond doesnt make sense in the theatrical(not extended) version. Like they rush it too much.

  • elronds just like "Oooohh shit"

    and legolas is like "SCREW THIS im going sleep"

  • @TheAgent181 Yeah because I don't think Orlando Bloom can act.

  • @TheAgent181 Legolas is more like oh god tell me this isn't happening. Maybe if I just close my eyes and remain still it will stop.

  • in the book, this chapter was so effing hard to understand. I had to re-read parts 5 or 6 times to understand some stuff.

  • and the great eye

    Classic Sean Bean

  • you will unite or you will fall

  • he says mordor at the start so cool ahaha

  • Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul !

  • One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them !

  • @hepilica

    Minë Corma turië të ilyë, Minë Corma hirië të,

    Minë Corma hostië të ilyë ar mordossë nutië të!

    Min Côr a thorthad hain phain, Min Côr a chiriad hain,

    Min Côr a theged hain a nedhi vorn gweded hain!

    Quenya and Sindarin

  • @hepilica one ring them all and MAY the darkness bind them

  • @hepilica one ring them all and  MAY the darkness bind them but no offense nice vid

  • @Quewin

    It is only two lines of a verse long known in Elven lore:

    "Three rings for the Elven-kings, under the sky; Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

  • @Quewin That was awesome!!! Ash nazg.... :))

  • @Quewin it was not just like that man da!

  • @Quewin Sauron....is that...you!

  • Thanks for uploading this! Warner took down the other one =)

  • With welcome!

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