Roseanne Halloween V Part 3

[RENTluver06]

haha the ending with darlene david and that girl was awesome!!

[greathmt]

0:25 to 0:45 lmao haha

[greathmt]

0:25 to 0:45 lmao haha

[jww047]

"David's hanging with his sallygirl Mike." LOL and the hand gesture haha

[jww047]

"This is David. He's going as your dad, he's just trying to get the nose right." LOL

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

i dont understand why dan said roseanne went to far, its not like she made nancy overhear him say he doesn't like her or have her push the door into his face

[ladyvincenza]

I Love the halloween episodes!! Still and all, where is Roseanne's prank on Dan?

[Treylogan218BR]

ahh tv is to fake lol when dan was walking to the door to get hit he took his time plus when he grabbed his nose and bend down he u know grabbed the fake blood and splat lol tv cant fool people

[Popteart]

Damn, John did a good job at acting like his nose was broken.

[popcornly]

@Popteart that he did and i also noticed that roseanne couldnt keep a straight face either lol

[Popteart]

@popcornly Poor Rosie got her tooth knocked out by the fridge door and Dan got his nose broken by the swinging diner door. :(

[Popteart]

hahah that guy has the look of a robber.

[jlynnflo]

Oh wow, the video started buffering at 3:51....Roseanne's face cracks me up!!!

[Kylesbabymama09]

LOVE the pumpkins at the end!

[09georgiapeach]

I like how their friend Sally helped them out with the whole prank.

[aliasgirl47]

If Roseanne acted like that with a real robber, that would be hilarious!!!

[CrazyMJFan1]

Ainjt that Roseannes son at the beginning?

[moonstarmist]

@CrazyMJFan1 - No, that's Jason Davis.

[rani1223]

David is down-stairs hangin' with his "Sally Girl'' Mike!

[Popteart]

@rani1223 I always laugh at how Dan tries telling him 'Sally Girl' was like a new phrase.

[rani1223]

@Popteart Yeah, this show wouldn't be the same without John Goodman! ....I mean, could you imagine it? They could have gotten, John Candy, or Ron Howard, ....or.... Micheal Jackson! Dun, dun, dun!

[37tonya]

@Popteart yeah that was funny

[DaneYoussef]

I enjoy Halloween at the Connors. But every year, it's kind of the same. The whole thing is one big prank. At the end of it all, they all scream "Gotcha!" And everybody else is in on it.

[BrutalAsHell]

Those pumpkin's at the end are sick.

[IDyedMyCatPurple]

i wish i was a part of their family....

[FrankieeFR3SH]

Sam looks like Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, Scot.

[streetsignscream]

Sam was also the diner's first customer. (:

[TobyHalicki089]

Poor Nancy breaks Dan's nose at the end.

[miburke2007]

I love this. Other shows always had some sappy, crappy halloween special with a lame 'lesson learned' at the end. The holiday was usually forgotton, and only used as a backdrop to decorate the show. But Roseanne flipped the typical script and *celebrated the holiday. They revolved the whole plot around the fun and funny possibilities that could be.. and incorporated a dead body in the most hilarious way. Thanksgiving shows were great b/c they showed how thankless & crzy the family really was.

[Epicsaursus]

DJ has such a big mouth....

[alitam219]

:33 Who the HELL is that kid? And where are his parents???

[TheLadypfunk]

hahah the only actual customers at the diner were actors in dan's joke? everyone left after it was reveled.

[melville80]

LMAO when Dan starts imitating David at 5:11!

[Millina]

LOL at Nancy pinching Dan's nose after she broke it lol. Poor Dan. he didnt deserve that. lol XD

[pearlthirteen]

Alright young man, who taught you to tell the truth. LOL. sweet.

[jabsolutapo]

LOL "Alright young man who taught you to tell the truth?" and "Give me that head and will go to Jackie's" just to name a couple, there are so many funny lines!

[MrMileysman]

lol

[ScinLaeca358]

Plus the dude with the mouse is the first Lunch Box customer...he's in a bunch of these.

[oliveberry13]

lmao "shut up all of you"!

god every part after the robbery in this epsode is great!

[qbqoqbqshark]

I love Halloween at the Connors.

[Johnny15depp]

you know the kid that ran out of the restaurant in the vampire costume? I have seen him on like 4 episodes...Does anyone know who he is? I know in a different halloween episode he comes to the door as one of the 3 stooges.

[Patrina87]

that's Roseanne's actual son

[Buddaboy1313]

I dont think thats her son. She did havent Buck until she was really pregnant on the show.

[celticmoon2006]

She had three children before Buck, and yes, that is one of them.

[ChicagoTyme2]

@celticmoon2006 Actually, 4

[ENJ4321]

@Buddaboy1313 did haven't ?You mean didn't have?

[Buddaboy1313]

@ENJ4321 Yeah, sorry for the typo.

[JoeyLive2005]

i don't like the nancy subplot in this episode!

[mj5100]

Darlene was this master in this episode I love the

end great job finally Roseanne got prank on. I love

this episode.

[rbd43091]

it was david's idea

[Ranmah2o]

i mean best Darlene & david prank ever LMFAO very funny

[Ranmah2o]

best Darlene prank ever LMFAO Darlene great

[ghanboy]

Aaaaaaw, that head prank at the end really did scare Roseanne.

[jasminegreen2]

The look on Darlene's face when she pulls the head up. LOL.

[sassycassy99]

"alright young man who taught you to tell the truth?!"...lmao

[eldot4]

OMG. I really thought the Dan/Nancy bit really was a prank.

[sickid123]

i love how this show does halloween spacials! its like the simpsons! woot!

[LornaIsBeastUKnowIt]

That was a good prank david and darlene did. lol I accually thought he was cheating. haha i wanted to kick his butt!

[jasminegreen2]

Darlene cheated on him.

[LornaIsBeastUKnowIt]

Im Not Stupid! I Know She Cheated And I Wanted To Kick Her Ass Too

[mentom4evr]

lol people are fighting about the music for credits.

[Muggle423]

That's some good-looking fake blood on Dan there. It looks real!

[clanaforever44]

Roseanne has the best Halloween episodes. Ever!

[Lazario2006]

I CAN'T BELIEVE they changed the music for the end credits!!! It's the Roseanne theme in a haunted-Halloween organ-ish version. C'MON! Is nothing sacred anymore?

[RS4HHR]

Quit whining!!!They did it for the whole theme of Halloween.Its not that serious.Jesus H. Christ!!!

[pru005]

YEAH, its just like how they do the simpsons on halloween.

[PRNeneChulo]

I almost pissed my pants when he hit his nose on the door!!!

[flortzweich]

holy COW!! these pranks are amazing this year! hahaahaaa

I LOVE ROSEANNE!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Nancy owned dan!

[Lazario2006]

That sounds like slavery to me. You don't support slavery... do you?

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

I meant owned as in creamed not ownership. and unless you count dinosaurs ruleing over humans I don't support slavery.

[Lazario2006]

You support Dinosaur Rights? Traitor! Anti-American! Far-far-far-far-Leftie!

I know, I just really hate that stupid expression and will bust the chops of anyone who uses it. Seriously, it's one of the dumbest "hip" expressions ever invented. Everyone who says it lowers their I.Q. 10 points each time.

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Well why wouldn't I support dinosaurs? I am one!

[npeavley1450]

Dan is a BIG Buy ! ! ... I miss this show... I think I liked it because everyone looked so normal... any really good looking people would have fooled us!