OMG! COLLEGE KID AND APPRENTICE COOKIN TO BILL BELLAMY! RARE GOLDEN COLLECTIBLE VIDEO!

[kaiserblader1991]

god asian chicks are fine, so fucking fine

[psnkhalifa13]

the long haired version of xiaoyu from tekken cooking to o shit!!! SWAG

[shino475]

@psnkhalifa13 lol

[thathadster19]

that chinese woman looks like she is eating straight white rice and egg foo yung lol

[determinedfists]

let that nerd and that chinese hoe cook

[aenlessofansem]

Fuck is that ho doing

[gerrenx7]

Omg Sylar is a culinary Artist!

[CocaineMoneyBagsz]

This that real shit

[MrJoshykinz]

hes swagged up!!

[Sleightofhandsz]

This kid most of been drowning in pussy after Based Gods Chicago show

[randomnumbers573984]

WOW!! LOVE FROM THE HEART BRO. BE ADVISED THERE IS REAL COOKING GOING ON HERE OMG!! WTF

[mikeybU1]

this looks like that dude who went up on stage during lil b's concert and starting cookin like crazy lol

[thewilltotruth]

@mikeybU1 That's me! Good eye!

[vejaji2]

@thewilltotruth Could you link us to a video of that if there is one?

[chriswatkins89]

damn homie ya gettin it! let that boy cook!

[ImAlwaysRightBRO]

that girl slackin, but let that boy cook!

[Zimx02]

(and by "my archetype" I mean, the archetype in my propositions. )

[h00dRaTchronicles]

who is your apprentice

[ZenSeizure]

Excellent cooking

[Zimx02]

Some /mu/ hipsterfag that only likes BtBAM's Color's but doesn't know anything about technical death or metalcore cooking to Lil B because he's hip, but still doesn't know anything about hip hop other than the stuff that came recently out like Odd Future.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 Almost took you seriously until I realized that half of your favorite videos are Avenged Sevenfold

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth lol

Just like an uneducated /mu/ hipsterfag would.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 lmfao haha you sure trolled me bro! haha better tell all of your good friends at 4chan :)

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth No trolling here. Nothing but the plain old truth. You're just that, and there's nothing more to it.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 Actually, I like all of BtBaM's stuff (minus the new EP; thought it was a little emotionless). I know a thing or two about hip-hop; probably more than you. You're a poor YouTube troll that unfortunately failed :( so sorry. Maybe you'll have better luck in your dear 4chan, or maybe in an Avenged Sevenfold video where you can try to troll other people like you that don't know anything about music.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth Look at you, you're adorable trying to impress me with faggot smiley faces that are supposed to make you look nonchalant and using words like "troll" and "fail" like you're new to the internet.

Know more than me about hip hop? Sounds like wishful thinking. It's rarely the case that the typical impressionable hipster faggot that listened to a single tech band and decided he's a connoisseur knows anything about music. _You_ should go to an A7x video and try to learn something.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 Of course I'm nonchalant. Are you upset? I can't force myself to care about your assumptions and criticisms. Sorry, there's just no way I can take your musical opinion seriously. Also, the statement "It's rarely the case that the typical impressionable hipster faggot that listened to a single tech band and decided he's a connoisseur knows anything about music" applies to you far more than it applies to me. You seem so upset. It's okay. I'm not mad at you.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth The point is that your "look at me, I'm so nonchalant" is merely a pretense. You seem to think that your emotional state is somehow relevant to me or to whatever the argument is for the purpose of proportioning yourself a delusional ascendancy. You know, the way logically uneducated idiots argue.

What's your basis to claim that that applies to me? What's my tech band? I'm not the kid that doesn't understand music and merely evaluates its merit based on trends within a bandwagon.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 Your grandiloquent language and punctilious syntactical form is simply exquisite (not pretentious at all)! Great way of trying to get some intellectual high-ground. I'm far from uneducated, so you can stop using that as a point of argument—I go to a top 5 school on a full scholarship. Your band of choice is A7X, which is certainly more prone to trendriding than BTBAM. I do follow some sort of aesthetic archetype (most people do), but don't pretend like you're not below me in any sense.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth I recall saying that "logically uneducated" as in "uneducated in logic", so your little laughable BA program in English doesn't make you not uneducated. Someone logically educated would not say "construct your logic" and would understand the differences between 'assumption and 'conjecture' a little better. Your lines of reasoning wouldn't be so disconnected either.

The point is not that trendy people like either band, the point is that you like the band due to the trend.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 if I liked a band due to a trend, I would be wearing either a BMTH hoodie or an ADTR hoodie. I cannot recall a time where liking Between the Buried and Me has ever been "trendy" anywhere other than within small prog metal communities. I genuinely appreciate BTBAM as a band for ability—no worries there. I appreciate Lil B because he's a phenomenal entertainer. Also, establishing your archetype as superior out of non-arbitrariness? Well, you have _that_ going for you.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth BTBAM is all the rage when hipsters talk about "good metalcore". BTBAM is quite trendy for hipsters when they decide they want to look like they know about metal especially in the internet. These small "prog metal communities", but they're in itself a subculture. Which is why it is unlikely that your 'tastes' developed the way they did (the like for BTBAM, Lil B, and the seemingly arbitrary distaste for A7x) independently.

Yeah, my proposed archetype had specific qualifiers.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 >btbam >metalcore

[Zimx02]

@Zimx02 Don't blame that on me.

[thewilltotruth]

@Zimx02 Your argument is entirely based on assumptions regarding a band hoodie that I'm wearing, and a dance that I'm doing. You construct your logic (or lack thereof) entirely on false archetypes—and, I must say, aesthetically, I can't say I don't look like your standard hipster; that's clearly delusional. If we're taking archetypes to be absolute truth, you're a poor, pathetic, faceless Internet instigator that likes to mindlessly argue. Falsely judge with your stereotypes as you will.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth Moreover, your entire understanding of music seems to be derivative from the hipster bandwagon, and your attachment to impression reinforces that notion. It's like your trying to appeal to the "better" bandwagon when it comes to taste in lieu of genuine musical appreciation. Notice that I am not criticizing any of your bands, but I'm criticizing your pretenses.

Also notice how much more specific and non-arbitrary the contents of my archetype are in comparison to yours.

[Zimx02]

@thewilltotruth You are extremely black and white. You're entirely archetypal pretending you're not, which is why I find this so humorous.

[Latskings]

Baseddddd

[MVPDeadlyMessiahNY]

truly based - he tells her no laughing. cooking is serious. tybg

[MrCumminski]

dMN Da kid can cook

[Maxxy926]

Dude can fuckin cook!

[2FlyRichie]

Master Chef !

[Waterrboy94]

OMG this boy can cook! respect

[Dawnfogle]

Usually the girl is supposed to distract in a good way.... that is not the case here :(

The one time the woman needs to stay out the kitchen, Let that boy cook!!!!!

[pgf95]

#KEKE the based animale aproves.

[TheBeatles1408]

gotdamn...let that boy cook

[FromThePSoulTV]

WOOP WOOP, VERY RARE-N-BASED

[3aav3]

OMG THIS SO SO RARE AND BASED

[Sleightofhandsz]

jesus you are on some next level shoulder movements.

[Fokdeoverheid]

hahaha dope

[basedbroski]

they cooked a very fine meal. but its sad that we men have to teach our girlfriends how to cook these days...

[Darkchriz]

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME

[iroegbu]

OMG LET THAT BOY COOK

[kingmicahde]

swag

[MusicalPhilosopher]

Dude. BTBAM fans are automatically master chef level.

[ajthekid1992]

LET THAT BOY COOK!!!!!! swagg on TIMOTHY GEITNER WOOO

[DLive2GBtv]

like if yu stayed becuz the boii was goin in fuc tht girl

[shino475]

these moves are so rare

[woofuuckimswaggedout]

thank you based god

[RHollywoodruff]

BTBAM SWAG OMG!

[ameergreen3]

TYGB

[dragonpuppy9]

FUKIN HIPSTERS



[shegwin]

@dragonpuppy9 NOTHIN WRONG WIT THE HIPSTERS. HIPSTER GIRLS SHAKE YOUR ASS, HIPSTER GIRLS SHAKE YOUR ASS.

[badguyfrm43]

I do my Cookin excersises on the daily just like them #TYBG

[badguyfrm43]

@originalgangstaloc lmao wonton soup

[badguyfrm43]

They went off! I be slowin my Cookin dance down cuz I'm from the South maybe

[treymak]

Lmfao

[fillieyo]

I love the Between the Buried and me sweatshirt xD #SO BASED

[ohhmaniacc]

between the buried and me? SWAG.

[brakedemoff007]

OMG! 

[JimDoneIt]

let that boy mclovin cook!!

[gunitkid145]

Well damn, I bet that white boy make some mean shrimp fried rice. LOL

[thafunnyguy26]

based god said you may now fuck that bitch #tybg

[semisweetlewis]

Swag

[originalgangsterloc]

the asian was doin it perfectly , i guess wonton run in da family

[GoGeTars]

That nigga cookin do !!!

[Clankz0wnage]

his stop motion cooking is very rare, let that boy cook.

[KILLnasim]

Wheres waldo just masterchef cooked us all.

[StraightOuttaLumby]

Wow this is rare!!!!!! tybg!

[hollowpigeons]

very rare culinary/fishing skills being displayed here... very nice

[TacoHuman419]

#woo

[Bluddyshadowhell]

lil b sent me here. he said you should should keep on staying based

[tv4turtles]

HELL YEAH~

[topdogkiller]

iron chef

[Raimundo255]

That looks like the former drummer of The Downtown Fiction...

[tv4turtles]

OMG................... iLoveHER

[tv4turtles]

SHE WORTH HELLA MONEY~

[2sweet222]

THE INTERIOR DESIGNERS FOR LIL B?

wooooht?

[chobitloves]

damn let that boy cook

[Brandonsanity]

This is me on a daily basis, stay positive, keep cookin, thank you based god.