Best part from "Back to School"

[TanukiCoast]

... i hate small food y'know?

[omiblingbling]

hahahahahha |LEG|END!

[IndianaParkWars]

Only Rodney Dangerfield would do that! lol

[tomada36]

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt

[drewkunian]

You should try my "Tall and Fat" stores... no offense.

[MicroNuggets]

Pool Table lol.

[MedInstitution]

making his sandwich he says, Hey I learned this in Europe."

[jakep1979]

Why are those yuppies laughing at one of the greatest sandwhiches ever made?!

[Acmenudist]

"You're impossible!" "You're EASY!" :-D

[DAMOT81]

One of my favorite comedian of all times, you will be miss Rodney

[MondoBeno]

The best employers I ever had were just like this. The WORST employers I ever had were those new "hipster entrepreneurs." Not only do they not know how to run a store, but they're incredibly lazy, and when faced with hard work, they get nasty.

[TheLastOfTheFinest80]

Wife: You have no taste Thornton.

Thornton: Yeah, I married you didn't I?

BITCH SLAP!

[cavalierfan1995]

1:58 the birth of the 5 dollar foot long

[ghosthunternumerouno]

The whole scene was downright hilarious, but the part that caused me to burst into tears was "Yeah, if that dress had pockets you'd look like a pool table. You should try my tall, fat stores. No offense." XDXDXDXDXD

[vinnybunbats]

@ghosthunternumerouno amen to that my fav line of all time,

[iricut]

watch my sandwich, will ya?

[cowhunter101]

Wanna make 5 dollars, the HARD way??!??

[Paigeshusband]

Rodney used to advertise for Miller Lite. It's interesting that he pulls a Miller Lite can out of his pocket.

[calligal55]

My favorite Rodney movie!!!

[wolverinefangowings]

you have no taste thorton...yeah i married you didnt i?

OH SNAP

[leiefilm]

..I'm proud of mine to but i don't go waving it AROUND AT PARTIES LOL

[falstaffinfection]

Watch my sandwich.

[uberhaxor69]

if that dress had pockets youd look like a pool table LOL

[pearlexport32]

great clip,rodney will always be one of the all-time greats

[TheDiscoDays]

What a lovely shade of green !!!!!!!

[gmccord1970]

To this day, I still have a sexual curiosity of what the pictures looked like especially with the midget.

[xhellonhighheels69x]

did that sandwich have powdered donuts? ew.

[wolverinefangowings]

@xhellonhighheels69x no...it was meatballs (first tray) some kind of cheese thing (middle tray) and deviled eggs (final tray)

[LordAzanko]

damn that guy with the jacket at 1:44 should be shot on sight..

[jrmetmoi]

The wife was the lady from the radio station in The Fog with Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Dietlind1]

i love how he says i learned this in europe, like he's about to do something amazing. and then he just cuts the sandwich hahaha :p

[Influx27]

@Dietlind1 I dunno, I find everyone staring at him making the sandwich (and looking aghast) to be really creepy. He's making a fucking sandwich, that is in no way worth that much attention; but then again I guess it's a good sign of how everyone but him is a huge goddamn prick. But that's just my opinion.

[terrorofsesameST]

Rodney makes that sandwich look good!!! :P

[54taqiyya]

i'm dying here! soo funny! he was a master!

[videogamer738]

LOL whats with the midget

[alexaadap]

hey, he's young,the doctor from voyager.

[MadeByEduNotLaziness]

Boys, let this be a reminder. If you marry someone, this is what a lot women will do, even if they seem great at the time.

[SumNJFella]

2:47 how do ya do lolll, he was the best, just real

[rwtj01]

i paused this clip half way thru and watched the entire film for the first time. (love the internet). Quality comedy

[BassGuy128]

Haha ever since I saw this I started doing this with my burgers.

[redhothellers]

the best scene was with boingo

[Shelver92]

whats with the midget??

[Yungwolf1]

I went back to that party cuz I heard the roast beef was ripe

[fisherking1966]

@Sagit112585 swedish meatballs,chicken tenders, and then deviled egss....lol!

[JP5466]

@fisherking1966 It looked more like mushrooms, mozerella sticks and deviled eggs.

[ignoranceandwant]

@JP5466 I think the top part was olives. Either way, it wouldn't make for a very appetizing sandwich.

[JP5466]

@ignoranceandwant I don't know... it looked yummy and FAN-TAS-TIK!

[tyrese3745]

Imagine if the pictures were shown in Divorce Court (not the TV series, of course). Vanessa would NOT get a dime of Thornton's million dollar fortune because she cheated on him. That's adultry. Everything (the house, the cars, his stocks & bonds, and his Tall & Fat chain) belongs to Thornton, so there.

Hey Vanessa, cry on that...crybaby. You can't do diddly squat!

[playaeyez17]

"you're impossible!!" ..."& you're easy"

[BusyOlfo]

R.I.P Rodney, even though your gone you are still making people smile. A truly special gift you had!

[JazzyJonas]

That sandwich looks good.

[mocus1]

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her klemf.......You too eh?

[mocus1]

Hey buddy watch that sandwich

[tigerakabj]

Thorton and Vanessa relationship

"My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."

"I finally got rid of Vanessa. I feel like I just got paroled."

R.I.P. Rodney

[gdub454]

LOL.. Heey..Adam & Evil....yea..if that had pockets..ud look like a pool table..one of the funniest lines in a movie i think ive ever heard..

[joeyjoeyjoey12345]

1:55-3:27 is the best i love it, ya if that dress had more pockets you'd look like a pool table, u should try my tall n fat store no offence!!!!! lmao

[psesi]

wait was that his wife in the room kissing on some guy?

[MJKBFA10]

Great movie

[BeyondNeptune]

that dude looks like he has a boner.

[no1mprtant]

What's with the midget?

[26runner007]

@no1mprtant its widget........

[JP5466]

@Sagit112585 I blew it up and it looked like mozzarella sticks.

[Darkfusionking01]

lets talk about class

heres you and georgioin the guest room, real classy isn't it. heres you and georgio in our rumpus room, another classy one huh? And this one I cant figure out, heres you , thers georgio, whats with the dmidget over here

Hay wait I got more!

That is probably one of my top 5 moments in this movie. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Newsensation1978]

GOD THIS IS MORE H-I-L-L-A-R-I-O-U-S THAN EVER!!!!

MAN O MAN HOW DOES TIME FLY.

[stuckinthecities]

watch my samich, will ya?

[jamesbond504]

LMAO!! at the man standin next to the lady with the green dress, he look like he high or somethin,standin there smiling hiz azz offLMAO! and the lady wen he reach out to shake his hand,look at he eyes LMAO!!

[mustwinder]

Rodney is the best!!

[Neoghost00]

7 peeps didnt watch his sandwich

[JP5466]

That sandwich consisted of deviled eggs, stuffed mushrooms and fried mozzarella sticks... yummy!

[Abr022575]

that's robert picardo not kevin spacey as the horny waiter

[tripleheshy]

Adrienne Barbeau....YOWSA!! What a great pair of.....

[chrispmis]

The scene where Robert Downey Jr. is on his back saying "Do me!!" is my favorite scene, but this part where Mrs. Mellon is "showing her Klempt" ranks right up there.

[teddyboyward]

I think the best part of this movie is the whole thing!(no realy) the first couple min when he's riding in his limo and viewing his new Thorton Mellon's Tall and Fat Stores commercal.Rodney was my FAV comedian of all tme.I've collected autographs all my life from Rock stars to movie stars and have 1000's and have only been turned down once,by Rodney after a time I saw him.(but it was the 80's and he was REALY coked out then)So I take it that by only person turned me down so just like getting it

[cinerama62]

That's Adrienne Barbeau known as the ''Scream Queen'' 'Swamp Thing' "The Fog.' other trade mark, shes stacked, and there real. DD

[Torgo1969]

The laughs just keep coming..." I'm proud of mine but I don't go waving it around at parties...I hate small food...Hot stuff coming through, look out willya?...Watch my sandwich..."

Rodney was one of the bright spots of the 1980s, and he immortalized himself with Back To School, Caddyshack, and Easy Money.

[ExPunkStar]

What's with the midget over here???

[justmusicandme]

I love the part where Rodney makes the high dive at the end. He had so many great one-liners in this movie!

[FresnoCA93727]

The chick was the lush in Creepshow, the story about the monster in the crate.

[antidiz]

R.I.P. Rodney, we'll miss ya baby!!

[williamrafe1]

2:05 i dont really see what was so fantastic that those two guys in the backround thought they should go over and check it out. he was cutting bread with a knife. ok...?

[PaulWilliems]

"No offense" (while holding up an "ok" sign for no reason)

[PaulWilliems]

HAHAHAHAHHA holy shit after the tall and fat remark about the pool table lady he says "no offense" and holds up and ok sign....WTF HAHAHAHHAHA

[64adventure]

"nice shade of green?".......if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table!

[hezamachine]

What's with the midget? LOL

[xeotech1]

roflmao

[TheMuninn]

Whats with the midget 

[JP5466]

Vanessa: "You have no taste Thorton."

Thorton: "You're right I married you didn't I?"

OWNED!

[evinknows]

i love dangerfeild's style of insulting. i love the part where his wife asks for a devorce. i knew we had something in common.

[najeenixonnixon]

If that dress had pockets you'll look like a pool table. Damn that was funny. LMAO!

[MrShcotty2010]

Love how it shows how a former poor man would act if he was rich.

[maxoffaces]

Hey, wait, I got more.

[tupac1983]

you have no taste thorton......Yea I married you didnt I? rip rodney

[agentcv]

1:58. I've done that before..

[dumbandbald]

If that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table!

[dokokai]

"Yea, if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table."

[skydiver1013]

Love Rodney (The Best Ever). I hate spam intro!

[dabuzebruvaz]

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIEZ N GREATEST COMEDIANZ OF ALL TIME!!!

[mrlucky777]

happy birthday Rodney!!!!

[aa4285]

Hey..Adam and Evil... ;-)

[TemplarReturns]

You too huh? She's shown it to everybody. Im proud of mine too I dont go waving it around at parties.

[jjd0922]

you too uhh

[steveignera]

great movie

they've couldn't of picked a better guy for the part

RIP rodney

[benbunner]

is that kevin spacey as the waiter?

[slipknotman422]

rrrrramon, you look fan-tas-tik, i thought you were still in tee-yew-wana

[CyberHostage]

Watch my sandwich, lol

[straightedger9]

Hey if that dress had pockets youd look like a pool table!! LMAO!!!

[straightedger9]

R.I.P. Rodney

[XXXXLOWRIDERXXXX]

THATS THE WAY U HANDLE YOUR DIVORCE...RIP RODNEY...D.

[gokor356]

rodney is my hero.

Wish i could handle my divorce this way.

Its just too pro!

[888rats]

1:33 so bad.

[220guy]

What is it about 80's movies that's so awesome?

[egg899]

@220guy There wasnt so many special effects, therefore people had to be a way more creative. You don't have stupid comedy here like 40 years old virgin or napoleon dynamite.

[bockybalboa]

@220guy Cokeheads >>>> Potheads

[NameCallingIsWeak]

@220guy - Writing has nosedived since then. Solution?  Read and write.

[troy42100]

ah ramone you look fantastic,i thought you were still in tijuana..ha ha ha..I love rodney

[metallica110292]

6 ppl r gay

[LRjohn65]

Yo....this was back when Rodney was doing Miller Lite commercials.....look how he turns the can to the camera. Nice.

Ahh Ramone....look fantastic.......ha ha

[dthevideofan657289]

It's the doctor from Star Trek Voyager!

"Mr Mellon. We were just, uh...looking for some, uh...cocktail napkins..."

[Carpentersfan2003]

@dthevideofan657289 Yeah... Where.. Up her dress?!

[dthevideofan657289]

@Carpentersfan2003 "You're impossible." "And you're easy..."

[Carpentersfan2003]

@dthevideofan657289

" You have no class Thornton.. And I am tired of it.. I want a divorce.."

" Divorce... I knew we had something in common.. Here sign these..."

" Oh.. Agh... I am afraid its not going to be that easy Honey..! This is going to cost you... Plenty..!"

[leonard127]

@dthevideofan657289 Yes and also Richard Woolsey(Stargate Atlantis) The new leader of Atlantis. Weird I never noticed that it was him till you pointed it out.

[ceckardt1977]

"Watch my sandwich...." a real classy one...

[archiebnkr]

"There's you, there's Georgio...what's with the midget over here?"

[wen790]

ah that was funny

he was great !

[Chiller4]

Watch my Sandwich! ha ha ha

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Adam and Evil.

[SKILEON26]

who doesnt love Rodney Dangerfield RIP

[firekiller3366]

great movie great comedian R.I.P Rodney

[Joelomite]

Vanessa: "Milicent, I love your dress!....Thornton (staring angrily), it's such a lovely shade of green."

Thornton: "If that dress had pockets, you'd look like a POOL TABLE. You should try my Tall & Fat stores...no offense!"

OMG, I couldn't stop LAUGHING MY ASS OFF when he said that. Then he gave his bug-eyed AOK look while the woman had a shocked look on her face. CLASSIC RODNEY...it never gets old....EVER!

[barnesfam]

so funny

[paulc4567]

Watch my sandwich.

[bksingle]

@paulc4567 Yeah! He made me want a sandwich...

[mocus1]

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klempt. Ah, you too eh? She shows it to everybody

[mocus1]

You have no taste Thornton.......right, I married you didn't I?

[Batman83]

Is it me or does she look like an 80's porn star??

[Imnon00b5]

EXCACTLY what i thought too lol

[konman001]

hey wait, I got more

:O

[BeyondNeptune]

lol

watch my sandwich

[spjfrat]

Try my tall and fat stores-No offense. You gotta love Rodney.

[cdh88]

eeeh...Adam & Evil

[ch355555]

3:15 Love how Thorton is insulting that woman and her husband is just standing there indifferent.

[NekoChanSenpai]

(1:56 to 2:35) Best sandwitch ever.

[dabeesta17]

Yep. Other than the "elitist fraternity scumbag" line later in the movie, you're right...this is the best part!

[MensaMachismo]

hahaha she's such a biiiitch

[laggie24]

BIG MAN - BIG FOOD ... SHORT MAN - SHORT FOOD ...AND SAME GOES WITHIN IT ... HAAAA

[evildeaddrew]

That would so be me making the sandwich with all these rich assholes watching.

[daken100]

dous anyone know where i could see this on line, the goverment is starting to shut down any websites that let you watch movies for free liketv shack and megavideo, they say that they might shut down the internet for four months

[sandythebear]

"I sent an english teacher a love letter and she corrected it"

"I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out"

Timeless

[ledzeppelinfreak13]

"hey wait i got more!" lol love it

[ishtarg8]

The Klimt at 1:32 is called "Danae" and depicts the moment when Zeus, transformed into a shower of gold, impregnates her with the child who will become Perseus, the Destroyer, killer of the Medusa and rescuer of Andromeda.

[ishtarg8]

Holy crap!! The guy smooching Adrienne "Treasure Chest" Barbeau at 1:20 is the Holographic Doctor from Star Trek Voyager! He also ends up running Stargate Atlantis, after the sad demise of Dr. Weir.

[rick777888]

hilarious when he puts together that sandwich!

[mattinahat1059]

if that dress had pockets you'de look like a pool table

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Don't worry, if the roast beef is right, they'll be back."

[oirenehiocore]

Ramone...You look fantastic....I thought you still was in tejuana!!! classic!!!!

[Vort3ch]

"IF THAT DRESS HAD POCKETS YOU'D LOOK LIKE A POOL TABLE!"

[megakc]

"You're impossible"

"And you're just easy"

lol

[bjroberts65]

i almost thought this was Creeshow...I was waiting for Rodney to tell Barbeau to go look under the stairs.

[DVDluvr123]

What's with the midget?

[Aries2Arms]

Four minutes & twenty-two seconds of classic Rodney, all memorable. TY kjhell and HUGE TY Mr. Dangerfield RIP=)

[JOEBALDO]

I learned this in Europe

[dandebonaire]

The difference between money and snobbery....

[tlv156]

@dandebonaire well put. here here.

[antidiz]

Can you upload the whole movie?

[scaramoochscaramooch]

i like that sandwich he's putting together.......with a ice cold brew.......

[sidsix]

didnt his wife show her klimt in Swamp Thing?

[sidsix]

didnt his wife show her klimpt in Swamp Thing?

[NYYdynasty3457]

NO OFFENSE! classic!

[RIPmyers]

"there's you and georgio,  what's up with the midget"

[stonerbudkap]

I love klempt!

[mmmmmmmmmm9999]

I still can't believe this guy's actually dead.

Rodney was such a awesome entertainer!

[RGBcrazy]

The best part of Back To School and the part that is remember the most is the Contemporary American History part. I will tell you why in two words - Sam Kinison. The lines "Say It, Say It!!!! in which Sam scream those words are the lines which is famous. Ask anyone or make a poll up and you would find that it is the most famous part of the movie.

[killasocialist]

I agree Ninja ghost! Kinison was my favorite part

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This is a pretty good part, but I'd have to disagree. The best part was, in truth, the "Contemporary American History," part.

[yralm07]

BRILLIANT!!!

[Lockemeister]

"watch my sandwich, willya?"