Dwayne Perkins - Football Players

[SuperLiam24]

nice tags

[MrLazyrain]

@ThelaughFactory Happy Valentine's Day yourself <3

[Br0o0otal]

Thanks for the playlist annotations........oh wait its set to private..wtf is the point.

[ItstheWaveTV]

That was pretty funny

[GhostFaced78]

A lot of comedy, is truth.

[TSGS21]

I think I wouldve gotten MVP. lol

[imasonfree]

Of course it's obvious....Romo would throw one pick six to the Abuse Kids and then he would throw another one to lose the game on his last drive.

Abused Kids would win 17 to 13 in Dallas. 

[exussupremebeing]

kevin hart should do a show here!

[newchips]

Looks like a poor man's Vernon Davis

[wafeman17]

there was an ad for cystic fibrosis right before this video....unfortunately, this comic could not conquer my sadness. i can finally stop keep watching laughfactory clips.

[thomasthaott]

lol hes funny.

sound logic! =D

[PaulTheVlogger]

not top comment? ummmmmm... boobs

[ColtsFanForever21]

Obviously the abused children are gonna win.....

[ScaniaChan]

Do they gag their audience before they let them in?

[retsea1]

@ScaniaChan Either they gag them or the majority of the people are from England

[PonasMiagis]

What year this was? Because ~2,5 years ago comedian in my country did the same joke and i always thought he couldn't come up with that :D You have to be genious

[PHILLYHEAT215]

Dallas Cowboys vs Abused Children? Today, I'd bet my money on the kids.

[yay78900]

@PHILLYHEAT215 well, in a couple of days, the dallas cowboys will feel like abused children

[hopesfall23]

idk the abused kids might have a chance this year against dallas lol

[DancingSpiderman]

22 Football players logged onto the Internet for the 1st time to give this clip a Thmubs Down

[TheZoelzer2]

whos going to win.

[CommentAndFavorite]

His shirt is the same color as the background orange on the "Laugh Factory" sign.

[riotgage]

abused children cracked me up bad enough to know, I'm going to hell

[Rocketfing3r]

This is the playoffs... baby...

[saltman147]

weak crowd

[StephonST]

Yeah the crowd was bad on this one. This guy was pretty funny and does bring up a point

[animatedamish]

that bit was way funnier than the crowd portrayed it to be

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

this dude is dope as hell... one a my new favorites.....i love how he writes jokes how he thinks and shit....

[TrevorTCR]

Dwayne Perkins is hilarious. This guy needs an HBO special.

[Pygmahia5]

stupid fuckin audience. 

[PRtoRP]

@Pygmahia5

how

[acmulhern]

very good, but such a short video :(

[jrizos]

It was obvious upon saying it that the kids wouldn't want to go home more. That shouldn't have ALSO been the punchline.

[ktriton]

I'd love to see more Kevin Nealon show interviews with comedy greats! The Harland Williams one in particular was amazing!

[TheLaughFactory]

@ktriton Thanks!

[MCwithPshycosis]

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[TheLaughFactory]

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[thisnamealsotaken]

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[TheLaughFactory]

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[kingkaiserish]

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[tgwa96]

@TheLaughFactory I love you more than a banker loves his bonus.

[TheSexyTractor]

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[Karmakameleeon]

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[TheLaughFactory]

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[SuperVitorKing11]

@thisnamealsotaken so you hate them?

[SuperVitorKing11]

@TheLaughFactory you mean facebook

[TheUFOReport]

Wow, Dwayne Perkins used that same joke on Comedy Central like 4 years ago...

[GSCommander]

Well comparing the Cowboys season this year I'm pretty sure that abused children could beat them.

[supershayn6]

this is the only youtube channel to not let me down as of late

[TheLaughFactory]

@supershayn6 Thanks! We hope to keep it up!

[Jambo888]

that joke had potential but needs more work

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

you know...some football players are very very articulate.

[Thatguy301]

@XDXDXDXDXDXDXD And those are a very rare few in comparison to the majority.

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

@Thatguy301 I wouldn't really say so. It's pretty evenly distributed, because the only ones that continually get opportunities for media exposure are the important ones. The important ones tend to be the better football players. The better ones tend to be the smarter and more articulate ones. I'm just saying this joke is a little unfair. Jokes about relative intelligence are usually hit or miss.

[Thatguy301]

@XDXDXDXDXDXDXD That's actually a good point! My observations are different of course, but I didn't think about it that way. The more exposure a player has the more ready they would be able to respond to reporters in an intelligent manner. Makes sense :).

[TheBerkeleyBear]

Try to book Shane Mauss sometime

[Trippze]

not that funny imo. i give it a 3/10. hopefully next vid will be better =D

[k5lta]

all the money, fame and bitches goes to there heads lmao!!

[TheSpechin]

the ending saved that act. great finish

[FrostfoxFilms]

I like the Laugh Factory icon on the lower right side. I guess the HUGE sign behind the comedian wasn't enough?

[TheLaughFactory]

@FrostfoxFilms Our watermark shows you this was produced by Laugh Factory Productions. And our website rocks! :D

[MostDiscusseding]

that was really good

[jaket61]

It would be awesome to see Chris D'elia do some more improv making fun of people in this audience like the "dude" video. "What are you tryin' to do? Out-'Dude' him?" rofl

[kwisdom86]

I didnt laugh until the end... I laughed hard tho, Good setup

[ethan1336]

Why must the Laugh Factory be so far away? The closest thing I get to good stand up around here are the rednecks telling stories in the gas station every night.

[codenameGIZM0]

hehe what he's wearing matches the background

[votumseparatum1]

He is right. Some players speak too macho and simplistic. However, Ndamukong Suh shocked me completely. So aggressive on the field but so humble, intelligent and articulate.

[juscratchinmaballs]

lmao he didnt even have to say a punchline and it was hilarious

[astrosntexans]

it about who doesnt want to go home to their muti million dollar mansions. rough life.

[Gremlin212332]

I liked this, needed tweeking but i dig it. Good job

[3wademiami]

He did Ray Lewis in the beginning

[SolaceEconomics]

Hey Laugh Factory, why don't you guys bring Gabriel Iglesias for stand up? :)

[TheLaughFactory]

@SolaceEconomics He was here recently on our Monday night Latino Night show, but we do not tape every night. Maybe next time!

[SolaceEconomics]

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[edhusse]

@TheLaughFactory you should tape every night, never know when there'll be a spark of comedic genious

[TheLaughFactory]

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[01Nikolai]

@TheLaughFactory fail.

[GioTeeVee]

@TheLaughFactory Epix fail.. how do you not record one of the biggest comedians out right now -_- Oh well, i still love joo guys :D

[MattCadillac]

@SolaceEconomics Fuck that. He's overrated. He's got some good jokes, but he's irritating.

[funkaydonkey]

@SolaceEconomics they cant fit him on the screen

[SechahMusic]

@SolaceEconomics Hes on tour right now, check his channel!

[ReaListiKFilms]

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[TheLaughFactory]

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[Shelpingeveryday]

Abused Kids? Love it

[sperdoch]

eh decent.

[fablemanic23]

mhmm