Don't Open Til Christmas - Shitcase Cinema review

[od666666]

Great vid man! I just got this fucker in today and I cant wait to check it out! Hooray for exploitive cheese!

[Spaz0001]

I think I like your reviews better with the theme song at the end

[shack8110]

I hurt my vocal chords from laughing so much.

[MrGamerfreak2211]

at 0:29 looks like michale jackson

[CrazyKittyCat0]

Reminds me of the Monty Python skit where they're learning to defend themselves from pieces of fruit and Eric Idle's character keeps saying "How about a pointed stick?"

[FreakinSweet86]

The narrator sounds like karl pilkinton which makes this even more funnier

[GoblinXXX]

There needs to be a sequel to this called DON'T LOOK WHILE I HIDE THE EGGS, about a maniac going around killing drunk guys dressed like the Easter Bunny.

[johnnyhorror92182]

@GoblinXXX There already is. Check out "Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!", GoblinXXX.

[GoblinXXX]

@johnnyhorror92182 Lord... That's it then, Poe's law now applies to Hollywood, too. There's no longer any parody too ridiculous for them not to have already attempted a serious movie about it in real life.

[iwonwalker1285]

great review. this film looks truly amazing. The cops are really smart in this movie like mentioned. I'm sure this film won best film in the year it was released! That's is amazing

[cockneyrobin]

"I guess its not every day that you spot a chopped off cock on the floor" LMAO

[BloodBathroom8]

wait am i safe to dress as santa after christmas ??? lol

[hughsyz]

@darthbinks99 It's cancelled. It was only a soap from 2003-2006. It became more focused on crime in 2007 til it was cancelled in 2010.

[hughsyz]

Hey its the Kevin Lloyd in 1:43 on the left. He played DC Tosh Lines in The Bill

[Seraphim3040]

Once again you have the most elloquent way of making shit movies enjoyable! Merry (belated) Christmas!

[TheDarkHadoken]

hey shitcase why don't you review skyline?Puh-------Lease

[NathanF11989]

Thank-you for yet another marvellous review. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to Shitcase Cinema!

[MrTommyfifaking154]

HEY DO A MOVIE CALLED " SAMURAI COP" ITS SO HORRIBLE ITS HILARIOUS , IT HAS THE GUY FROM TANGO AND CASH - WITH THE MASSIVE JAW

[DanielBowden1975]

Fuck christmas & everyone who sails in it

[GunHed17]

This truly does look like a total piece of shit. Unwatchable. I don't know how you do it sometimes.... Merry Christmas to you and yours at ShitcaseCinema!

[mintyspace]

The key, wheres the Key? - That line should be the new 'oh my god'

[thedeadhalo]

Awsome, been waiting for a christmas review!

[owenneil]

Ha I rented this last week to watch for christmas!

[Clara666CherryBomb]

Worst Christmas movie? What about Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny?

[corteztheman4EVER]

what arent we supposed to open

[Jaahhk]

hahah "words fail me" 2/10? yeah right more like 10/10... shittastic. she's even got hairy armpits!!!

[shitcasecinema]

@Jaahhk I know, what was I thinking? Mental. 10 / 10 indeed!

[17thSHIT]

@shitcasecinema That conversation made absolutely no sense, but at least its more than this film.

[TheBiggestWolf]

Hahaha, lol at you playing around in the snow. That's just how I do it, you bastard.

[sfighter991]

Ho Ho HOlairious!!!

I've seen "The Cinema Snob" do a review on this movie, now after watching this review I have to ask how can a  British indy film about santas being killed by a psycho go wrong? Good Review.

[wieprz]

next year? oh please! I was expecting stuff like you did last year i mean the best of 2010 and shit.. come on!

[kjlg74]

Great review! :D

[buffilms]

awful movie, funny review. did you ever see Christmas evil? that ones pretty bad too. Merry Christmas!

[anonymityroad]

Great review as usual. Love your videos.

[anonymityroad]

@anonymityroad I must find this movie.

[shitcasecinema]

@anonymityroad Thank ya kindly.

[BloodBathroom8]

@shitcasecinema is the master !!!! bow b4 him

[Cidiyance]

What the hell is that shadow doing at 5:48? Is it the Camera man?

[shitcasecinema]

@Cidiyance Yeah I spotted that, I believe it is the camera man. Just an extra point to prove how brilliant this movie really is!

[Cassavius]

6:15 I only know this movie because Caroline Munro has a cameo in it...XD

[profmaney23]

merry x mas shitcase!!!

[XSC3]

thanks for the video... Merry christmas!

[Anrkist713]

Menorah at 2:34. Perhaps this film wanted to capture the struggle between the various religious groups during this time of year. It seems very poignant in its message of theological warfare. Possibly a film long before its time.

[fedexior]

Mate, this movie is a really master piece!! Great acting... great script! And full of Santa's random goons! :D

[johnnyhorror92182]

This is a pretty lousy flick. The original director and star of the film, Edmund Purdom, walked off the set after two years production. The writer of the film took over as director for two days, then was replaced by the films Editor (it's like this movie was somekinda Cinematic Hot-Potato...) Much of the scenes were re-shot and spliced in footage already shot by Purdom, resulting in this taxidermied turkey of a film. Bad movie, but worth watching just for Caroline Munro musical number....

[IDante1Savage]

nice to see she does the old crossed fingers in order to lie, because if you're being held captive by a lunatic you still want to keep your integrity.

[IDante1Savage]

"They'll think we're a couple of gays." hahahaha

[HiGregory]

Cheers brother! This was a really good one

[hobocamptheater]

LOL, my viewer # is 123.

now that's kinda funny.

also did anyone notice that when the Santa is on the street running "from the dog" there's a green filter on, like from battlefield earth or camp blood.

so a kid gets a knife, he sees his mom getting banged by Santa, Santa accidentally pushes his mom down the stairs, and that makes him hate Santas so he goes around killing them (possibly every year)

[889654]

Awesome random clip of playing in the snow XD

[konnod321]

Have you seen the film "TEETH"?

You should review it if you already haven't.

haha.

[lee0nline]

Has anyone seen cyborg 3? its epically shite, definitely worse than this movie

[StrikeTeam7]

Great Review have a very merry christmas

[AlcoholLevel]

hly shit... this almost looks like its worth watching for the sheer fun of it... god it looks mental

[lionel346]

epic review

[vipersnake2895]

Is it me or does the thumbnail look like Christian Bale?

[legionrelic]

Great review to end the year, hopefully you get plenty more shit films for Christmas lol.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

fucking awesome, you really are getting good at this now, i \o/ed throughout the video.

[mralienguy101]

i wont dress as Santa ever again

[DrHasslein]

Oh and I almost forgot, Merry Christmas!

[DrHasslein]

Great review as always, where do you find this stuff? What a wanktastic looking movie.

[FATHERKINKY]

i like how they completley ripped off Halloween with the Pumpkin .. or in this case a melting santa