UHF: Life is Like A Mop

[maalbe987]

This is my mop. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[DillonTjernlund]

And, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop is not good enough, its not good enough. You you gotta get down there with like a toothbrush you know? And you gotta, you gotta really scrub you you gotta get it off you gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work you can't give up, you gotta you gotta stand right up you you gotta run to a window and say, "HEY!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!"

[Nagneto]

IT'S TRUE.

[13dutchdennis13]

6 people lives is like a mob

[mengle2004]

Don't you expect him to break into racial slurs?

[gelflingfaysuzanne]

I love this movie! I just watched it as a pick me up! And this scene really helped.

[overlordKime]

@gelflingfaysuzanne Aren't movies great that way?

[Jimkaider]

The cut footage had him ranting about black people, test audiences though it was a bit off kilter, so they took it out.

[leftyzappa]

@Jimkaider If it was someone of another nationality, say a white person, he would have said something equally harsh. You don't know what it is like to be a stand up comedian and have some drunken, ignorant moron talk over you while you are concentrating on your delivery. He definitely fucked up in how he went about dealing with it - but he isn't a racist any more than you are.

[mortaljason]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.

[ishouldplayzelda]

5 people are full of dirt and bugs and crud and stuff

[KaptinKilla]

The truth is indeed marching on...

[Zindakku]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

[AmishParadise27]

Cosmo Kramer or Stanley Spadowski, Michael Richards is very cool.

[DragnSly]

haha that's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in the background...

[hockeytofu101]

those words were so powerful im breaking up im a cry im so enlightened now this guy is the Buddha

[tapp247]

The best motivational speech ever.From the Weird Al movie "UHF." A movie will make you laugh, cry, a quite possibly want to own the dvd so you can watch it again "cause in a world gone wrong at least you'll know one things still right & no it isn't your mind!"

[Dingodile616]

Best.  Motivational. Speech. EVER.

[LohanorDuff]

"THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL!!!"

[bttfnut89]

"AND IM NOT GANNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

[TheAmericanGanster]

that was inspirational

[DxsPro]

it is a parody of Network , a movie from the 70s

[BTIsaac]

@DxsPro

Actually, it's the end of the 80s

[caiphnaraya]

@BTIsaac DxsPro was actually referring to UHF being a parody of Network, Network being the movie from the 70s.

[BTIsaac]

@caiphnaraya

Oh. I must have misunderstood the sentence then. I read "It's the parody of the network, from the 70s"

[jhohcable]

This scene always brings a tear to my eye.

[Zaelek1776]

lol great speech!

[AmishParadise27]

Stanley Spadowski is Cosmo Kramer, the looniest person ever created

[TontoTheTortoise]

Beautiful. The most inspiring speech I've ever heard.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

ive been inspired (sniff) by a mop <:)

[mogwai142]

Damn I'm crying... so beautiful.

[amgceg]

Wow...that's deep!!!!

Stanley is such a good character!!!!

[kylemcquillan]

Was that Jeff Goldblum?

[jbrown1169]

Jeff Goldblum? No man, it's Michael Richards.

[ferretyluv]

I knew it! I knew it was Kramer when I first saw him.

[44eelz]

i got chills

[takeshikitano3]

Twisted and inspirational... this is a very longtime favorite scene/quote of mine.

[johnnyarockalypse]

A classic scene...

[brego129]

Lol...he said "These floors are dirty as hell." on a kids' show lol.

[evilhealer]

yeah, and i love how a binch of adults are watching a kids show

[OtherBrother42]

One of the greatest monologues in human history.

[kickkmyfaceinn]

According to the commentary, many of the scenes he was in he would make up the dialogue on the spot.

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

XD

[spencnaz]

Life IS like a mop, you gotta keep it clean!

[yourmajesty90]

Best speech I've ever heard! One of my most favourite scenes in this kickass movie!

[dooickouski]

the audio is a little off

[dooickouski]

"These floors is dirty as hell"

On a happy kid show.

[Yokonono99]

these floors are dirty as hell

[rootbrian]

weird al is weird and fun, his music rocks, his parodys are awesome

[Destructerator]

HEY THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL

[Mutough]

But I can accept it, and live with it.

[proveren]

You suck at life then :(

[Mutough]

._.

[LadyVader66]

profound.

[weirdal250]

this movie rocks

[DarkRavenII]

That's my favorite part of the movie! A great movie moment!

Teaching poodles to fly is another good one. lol

[weirdal250]

i agree 141%

[SteveDurnwaldKillYou]

This is my favorite movie of all time!

[kahnor111]

weird al at his best!

[efaar]

luv that movie

[Mechagregzilla]

Life is like a mop. Thats a great simile

[JRodely]

Hey, these floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

[morganseathomson]

yeah!

[Lizigurl]

couldn't have said it better myself!!

[SuperQ42]

Excellent commentary on life from a half-retarded janitor

[PvtStupo]

so true...

[marciloveskurama]

Truer words were never spoken....

[Hiei2k7]

I miss my first mop...

[megbug1]

I wonder why these people hanging out at a bar in the middle of the afternoon were watching a childerens show. Oh well it's probably better not to question it.

[frankcastle17]

It jsut emphasizes how amazing the show is with Stanley in charge.

[Panushkin]

cause the producer was in the bar watching it duhhhhh