Haitian Jonas "Things Haitian Say" Pt 2

[diamondd83]

This had me crying this was too funny

[tammyj103]

Lol @ 1:16 mii dad always be tappin on the wheel wen he listens to Haitian music in his car

[cecenybabe]

@tammyj103 my dad too, stoplights are when he goes all out

[lilmizchelly]

WOSSHH MEZAMIME THATS WAT MA DAD ALWAYS BE SAYIN

[shannalovesyou2]

who finish all the pine sol???????? FOOT TONERE!

[sandedy9]

Ehek Ehek yo modeh!

[TachaBaby505]

Where's the lunbi? Dammit!!!

[TheEuropeanlove]

LMFAOOOO OMG!

[hendel867]

lmfo this is too funny lol

[PessimisticGamester]

Woot!

Mezamie!

Apa Bloomberg ap crazé machine mweh

[kaciadoful]

what's wrong with the person who dislike the video

[brownilocks25]

Foooot tonerrrrrr!!!! LMAO!!!

[iMODELBeautie]

i don't come to america to *ehuh ehuh* your mother.

[VellaBella4]

the father had my rollin when he banged his finger with the hammer 0:41

[QuiQui247AD]

"Eyyy boss, where you learn to drive, Stevie Wonder!" LMAO

[Precisechi]

Where u learn to drive >>>Stevie Wonda

lol

[CharleeBaltimoreO1O]

tonnerrrr kou lan get !! lmfaoo sht had me cryin

[abby905]

@2:13 i been crackin up lmboo Whoy mwen zumi Whoy! mwen pweske muwe la

[indiekidzz]

2:13 had me rollin lmaoooooo he sound just like my uncle

[luciano7]

YO CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT HE SAYS @:44-50 when he hammers his finger?? my grandparents say that shit all the time!! lol

[marjolynisa]

@luciano7 it means like damn!

[arjenrobben77]

@luciano7 it means DAMMIT or Fucking Damn. lmaooo

[username11368]

since when was fabuloso pine sol?

[caezsty]

So funny I'm cryin. The remote thing happens alllll the time.

[Charlene718]

The inside of that house reminds me of Queens.

[purpleStarr4]

LMFAOOO!!!!! 1:42-1:52

[chfrederic]

what's the song in the intro? sounds nice!

[noraknowsBEST]

Yall are the only ones who can mimick haitian to the T. like wow. If anyone was ever wonderin how haitians REALLY act, this is the video to watch

[CinematicAmadeus]

Playing your kompa's beat on the steering wheel LMFAO!

[LBNYking]

ur pops is toooooooo funny!!!!!!! and a zoe too. son we need to chill one night, club or something

[MzMysty83]

Ya'll had me crying!!! Hilarious!

[VellaBella4]

ROFL omg, the father is so #funny

[tatydial12]

hhahahaha sssssssooooooo tttrrruuueeee

[PoloswagOCEANGANG]

Lol had me weak!!!!

[CaribbeanKing23]

ehink ehink # Haitian sound effects

[bocaspot]

Hilarious!! OMG

[dvil51]

Jocelyn!!! where is the Lumby? DAMMIT, Where is the Lumby!!!lmaooooooooooooooo

[hd41105n]

that was pretty damn funny!

[lexxsaywhaatx3]

LMFAO so funny cuz its truee! hahahaah omggg

[pakoulou1]

ohohoho kile'l mouri depi kile lol lol

[DGKBOYZ]

lmao that shit was funny af

[ladymjackson001]

"whoo! Kolan..GET out of here..." genius!!!

[foxyfly13]

One time for the Fabuloso (Pine-Sol)

[luvitorh8it4eva2009]

lol

[Albundless]

Lmaoooo that's my dad in the drive thru tho "dollar menu"

[Music8ism]

@Albundless yoo< my dad try to get at them girls in the drive thru

[EDtoocool]

Lol he said he'd beat him like Satan lol

[masterson509]

I wash my hand

[SP1Films]

Jocelyn!!! Where's the Lambi Dammit!!!! gade on kaka LMAO

[Nick305live]

True shit my mom be like get me the remote and im like a mile away in my room . when the remmote right dere. AND IM NOT HATION

[GardenStateReaper]

0:52-1:07 HAD ME DYING

[illmaticfiend]

i remember my dad use to call me to change the channel

[allieloulou85]

lmao XD

[LoveofGiraffes]

hey boss where you learn to drive? the Chinois school of drive?

hahahahahahah DEAD

[LoveofGiraffes]

tooooooo funny

[EmSquaredTV]

LMFAO! Epic!

[swaggedouttanoh]

All this money we pay for toll and u cant even fix the damn street LMFAOOOO

[TestPilot97]

1:00 - 1:07 IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swagdaddyist]

2:19 is flatbush i reconize the baseball course

[KIMA295]

Heyy Posted on my birthday!..Since I dont read alot .My dad says I wash my hands..next u think u free...No...they give u a lecture on how they were beaten up if u didnt do ur homework..-___- ....oH Haitians....R...Cheap too!..Well Half..#Grandparents

[MrGotmilo]

lol it took me a while but they were trying to say con la get mawmaw at the end

[elstefano026]

Gadon KAKA!

[lydicarol]

LMFAO!!!!! UMMMWAYYYY!!!!

[MzChazT]

There are a few Shit Haitians Says on yt but this is the funniest video!

[tineytazz]

Watch.....Dikka down boo boo

[sexiihaitianqueen09]

Jonas didn't even wipe his ass smh lol c'mon son

[wheresmyhair]

tonerrrrr

[chelle5161]

whereeeee did you get that shit?!!

[Albundless]

Lmfaooooooo where you learn to drive Stevie wonder ? !

[xIVIario]

the part when the boy dropped the table was funny lol

[TuneChiSwaG]

Yo dis shit a hunnid!

[Jawhima]

The remote is right there pick it up hahahaha!soooo funny cant stop laughing hummmm

[sws0120]

im guyanese and my parents do the same thing with the remote lol

[LoveMaxieML]

LMAO..@2:44-2:49

[missdesignerdiva]

bwead.... ok ok...sowwee sowwee

[missdesignerdiva]

where is de lambi! LOL

[dionnhajenkins]

I actually cried too funny

[BIGGIEC22]

"Gade on caca" my favorite line

[FryedChicken337]

it took me thre times to watch this video to finally get the joke at 2:44 -2:48.. im slow.. but this joint is too on point

[rosena3051]

This is my mommy all the way lol... She seen this video and started cracking up cause she know she says half of these statements lol

[TachaBaby505]

This is my dad 100% Exactement!!!!

[RJDoee]

The remote one gets me every time! When I know the TV is on I pretend to be asleep. If they come upstairs to yell at me, I yell at them because if they can walk up the damn stairs the can change the damn channel by themselves!

[101ching]

Funniest Video ever! My mama all day!

[GDaEssence]

This has to be my all time favorite!!!! :-)

[Fafan247]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU HAVE MADE !!!!!! LMFAAAOOOOOO I WAS LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING LEGIT !

[theboyMJO]

I can relate

[evangeline9288]

im in tears right now i love your videos they always make my day

[rebeccaexantus]

funny but they could;ve done better!

[dudette0911]

foudre tonnerre!!!!!!

[pswag11]

we are all haitians here



[PRINCESS25018391]

WOY MESANMI !!

[ImannyI24]

gade caca sheah

[LoveMaxieML]

kola....get outta hear Lol!

[Chrstle86]

Omg from beginning to end I was LMAO!!!

[TheMrandrew911]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



[mskcg826]

lmaoo too funny ! :')

[bigupscrew]

HILARRR !!

[bubbles28460]

I LOVE YOU GUYS. Oh goshh I love being Haitian lmaooo :') got me dyingggg here haha

[Ladya892]

Lmao!!!! Always on point. Haitians always calling someone "partner or boss" LOL!!!!!

[donessful]

Omg. This is so true!

[hijumperr1]

if i ever gotta get another remote, or cordless fone....

[oolibrice]

Love it

[RawAzzLadyStarr]

Lmao! I stay b getting called for the remote & other shit

[broham2o9]

HAHA good stuff man

[lovinglyftist]

LOLLL

[rhyohan]

LOLOL!!!! Coulan--*other scene* GET OUT OF HERE. LOL See what they did there? xD Coulanget is an insult xD

[TheKillaShow]

Once again these guys are on point. lmao at it all.

[vincychink]

lmaoo!!!!!!

[moomoopandabear]

Parent (down stairs): HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee (Always stressing the wrong sylables in your name)

You (upstairs): WHAT!!!!!!

Parent (down stairs): Eh hey! Don't "WHAT" me OKEH!!!!! Come here!

You (walked ya ass all the way downstairs): What you call me for?

Parent: Go upstairs and get me......

You: YO!!!! You couldn't tell me that when I was upstairs?!

Parent: Eh hey shadap ok!!!!

[goash23]

@moomoopandabear Sooooooooo truuuuuuuuuee

[tslilbadchick]

@moomoopandabear w

ordd i like this

[otownmaxer2008]

@moomoopandabear And then they give that long ass angry stare.. LMAOO gotta proud to be Haitian

[jaysicka06]

Ki leure Li mouriiiii hahaa

[jaysicka06]

Hahahahaaaaaaa

[hotfire4]

Fout Tonel!!!

[fred99jr]

it my fu*kin turn to get da top comment

[MzChazT]

Hilarious!

[shany9988]

You guys are on point. You forgot 'makak sale, ale mete ajenou, ti moun ici pa gen respe pou gramoun' lol

[shany9988]

*does

[shany9988]

Oh my god! Gade on kaka lmao! This was even funnier than the first. Haitian dad is hilarious. I like when he tapped the steering wheel; my father dies that when he's into his Kompa lol.

[ItsSandyCheeks]

lmaooo gadew kaka...lmaoo my aunt be doin that shit....shs next to the kitchen but she calls us to go get her something from there....smh

[EDtoocool]

I just notice they forgot the umwey

[KinksNThings]

the fact that my pops is JUST like him...got the dreads and accent. LMFAO

[thatchickslara]

what if I take off the cheese? No cheese lmfaooo

[REALTRUEJOURNEY]

lol just window shoppin

[reym613]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! 0:51! ITS SOO TRUE

[AceGuy78]

What does foot tonere mean

[saintloui]

Gade on caca! Lol hilarious !

[toysoldier8120]

Your videos are always on point I swear keep it up cuz I'm always watching them

[THEHAITIAN1804]

Jonas, ou pa bon lolz haha some funny azz videos though, no lie. keep it up.

[haitianmanmy]

hahahaha that remind me of my mom seriously hahahahha wow jonas keep it up i love all ur videos !!!;-)

[OhWellLoveIt]

Oh gosh this was absolutely hilarious! I choked on the drink I was drinking because I was laughing so hard!

[ahlolah]

Ohhhh TOnerre!!! lol I def agree with that video ^_^ And I freaking hate it when my mom calls me from the boondocks just to get something for her 2 inches away! <3 <3 <3