ew years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand
love this song....it's just for me! :)......and Christina is awesome she is honest and fearless of speak out what she thinks and that's intimidatin' for some poor people LOL
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fatest bitch of them all? never mind i am That bitch is so fucken fat yeah i am LOL my cuzin Vanity Aguilera made that up
I mean this with no offence intended towards Christina because she is such an amazing singer, but whenever I hear this song, all I think of is Casey Anthony. It sums her and her attitude towards herself up beautifully - and Max at the end saying "You do, Mama" sends chills down my spine when I think about this song in relation to Casey. As someone else said - a theme song for a narcissistic bitch, indeed.
@desdemona42 I don't think she means it like that i think she means it in a way that makes her feel good about herself because not many people are accepting her for her but she knows sshes a beautiful legend!!
@MissHeatherAshlei15 Well Raven did a show one time when she was dressed up as the queen from Snow White and lip-syncing to this song. You can find the clip on here somewhere
My friend says this my song, which i agree after listening. I'm a little vain, but can't help it i'm better than everyone else i was born that way. aah well i'd rather love myself than hate myself and be depressed.
i loved this underrated album! and to those of you "true" love and supporting narrow tasted xtina fans who hated it..that's OKAY. You're allowed to your feelings, but proper fans at least respect her work. no matter how "bad", there will always be ones who like each album and u can't deny that. There's no law saying "singers can't do electronic" that's bogus. And makes this world more miserable than it already is. Peopl act like "the old xtina is gone" LOL..they forgot about "You Lost Me"
i think Christina is better than Britney, Britney took drugs and shaved her head so the doctors cant prove it. so think again about whose the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sooo much swearing!
saffuire 1 day ago
this song is rong
mskatniss123 2 days ago
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ew years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand
Srry that I posted this. :(
LittleBeeAngel2 2 days ago
The , "you do mommy" was SO cute <3
komplakk 6 days ago
this song would be a single!!!!!!!!
nayrodv 1 week ago 3
XTINA OWNS THE THRONE ! ♥
xtinasfighter 1 week ago 5
IM NOT COCKY! I JUST LOVE MYSELF! BBIAAATTCCCHHH
The1Thekatrina 1 week ago 2
love this song....it's just for me! :)......and Christina is awesome she is honest and fearless of speak out what she thinks and that's intimidatin' for some poor people LOL
jacquelinecarlina 1 week ago
When you go exercising this is the song !<3
luuvemusic 1 week ago
thumbs up if your a bad ass bitch!<3
BethanRJ 2 weeks ago 3
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fatest bitch of them all? never mind i am That bitch is so fucken fat yeah i am LOL my cuzin Vanity Aguilera made that up
#like it if funny
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let us not forget..who owns the throne??ONLY CHRISTINA AGUILERA
thesofia9 2 weeks ago
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thesofia9 2 weeks ago
it's better when britney sings it. lol!!!
deaquestrial 3 weeks ago
Ilovethissong!!-3
TheDiabetesgirl13 3 weeks ago
I love this even though it's so wrong.
KxPatz 4 weeks ago 3
I mean this with no offence intended towards Christina because she is such an amazing singer, but whenever I hear this song, all I think of is Casey Anthony. It sums her and her attitude towards herself up beautifully - and Max at the end saying "You do, Mama" sends chills down my spine when I think about this song in relation to Casey. As someone else said - a theme song for a narcissistic bitch, indeed.
desdemona42 1 month ago
@desdemona42 I don't think she means it like that i think she means it in a way that makes her feel good about herself because not many people are accepting her for her but she knows sshes a beautiful legend!!
BiebersTRUEnumbr1fan 4 weeks ago
i'm not cocky. i just love myself, BITCH!!!! XD haha
idance0001 1 month ago 2
this reminds me of rupauls drag race xD Idk why
MissHeatherAshlei15 1 month ago
@MissHeatherAshlei15 Well Raven did a show one time when she was dressed up as the queen from Snow White and lip-syncing to this song. You can find the clip on here somewhere
abcdoll3 1 month ago
Awesomeness
Emmettloverforever21 1 month ago
...A narcissist's theme song.
Tegrres 1 month ago
My friend says this my song, which i agree after listening. I'm a little vain, but can't help it i'm better than everyone else i was born that way. aah well i'd rather love myself than hate myself and be depressed.
TheJoshuaPat 1 month ago 6
@TheJoshuaPat you and me both my best friend said I was vain after listening to this.Not my fault I like this song great lift up song if you down.
UniqualovesAustin 1 month ago
Best "bitch" ever <3
PinkCherryLipstick 1 month ago
- I'm not cocky, I just love myself Bitch! ;D
Great Way To Start it <3
NerdyEsmy 1 month ago 6
This is so Knock Out theme song XD
lavaheadlvr1369 1 month ago
shes the queentina!
skaiterboy2010 1 month ago 2
V is for Vanity and
F is for Floptina
TheMrcrowd 1 month ago
@TheMrcrowd Hater...... Shes not floptina shes LEGENDTINA
BiebersTRUEnumbr1fan 1 month ago in playlist More videos from XtinaAguileraLyrics
VANITY IS MY NAME!!!!!! HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
workcuffv 1 month ago
sounds like my girlfriend
DeathlyGiggles 1 month ago
might as well fucking love yourself, because your stuck with yourself lol so the next time my boyfriend calls me vain, i'm just gonna say "hell yeah"
MsSillywilly18 1 month ago 3
10 people don't turn themselves on.....
CallMeeCrazy11 1 month ago 2
best lyrics ever :D
theportuguesegirl 2 months ago
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xtinasfighter 2 months ago
MADAM X ! <3
xtinasfighter 2 months ago
<3 <3 XTINA!! <3
twiggymansonlovah 2 months ago
QUEENTINA ! <3
xtinasfighter 2 months ago
this is gay. in its own special way. its a good song tho. i like it!
Gamegirl1221 2 months ago
people dont need a song to make you feel good about your on self-esteem your cute and pretty period IM PRETTY AND SEXY LOL
MyBanana1992 2 months ago 3
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the flyest bitch of the all? the mirror smile and made a grunt: "it sure aint you, you ulgy cunt"
MultiShontel 2 months ago 25
Who ows the throne?..you do mummy!!
kle013 2 months ago 6
I feel frickin' fabulous now :D
Leshamajigga 3 months ago 13
Aw i liked the baby at the end (:
iwillloveyou247 3 months ago 2
@iwillloveyou247 me too.
werefen2 2 months ago
no cabe duda que las canciones eastan he cha para cada cantante como esta le queda perfecto a ella is my idol i love xtina muuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaa
soryfresh 3 months ago
I'm not cocky! I just love myself BITCH! :)
MultiBrunettee 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
vanity is a good thing, it means you take care of yourself, and love yourself (just dont be a bitch to other people lol)
lilithrozz 3 months ago
This should be on the soundtrack of ''Mirror, Mirror'' (2012)
100stacy 3 months ago
I like this song it's the best, and christina my inspiration gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00nicole99 3 months ago
wow this song is so concieted and i luv christina
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i loved this underrated album! and to those of you "true" love and supporting narrow tasted xtina fans who hated it..that's OKAY. You're allowed to your feelings, but proper fans at least respect her work. no matter how "bad", there will always be ones who like each album and u can't deny that. There's no law saying "singers can't do electronic" that's bogus. And makes this world more miserable than it already is. Peopl act like "the old xtina is gone" LOL..they forgot about "You Lost Me"
flowerbunny91 3 months ago
Who owns the throne?
You do mummy :)
MsJeSkellington 3 months ago 4
the end is so adorable!!! oh my god!
acredina9871 3 months ago 4
hahah narcisism! haha
EpicHobos 4 months ago
LOOOOOOOOVE this songggg!
xoxmilahxox 4 months ago
i love myself too go christina i sing this to my boyfriend when he makes me mad lol
damitojorainbow 4 months ago 3
sexy song
TheElle1214 4 months ago
it only sounds like christina when shes singing heeey from 3:26 to 3:32 the rest just has tooooo much autotune
Therealmexican45 4 months ago
the best part of he song is when her son says "you do mommy".<3 like if u agreee
ellojoe12345 4 months ago 5
I love it!
starboybl 4 months ago
WHO OWNS THE THRONE ?
YOU DO QUEENTINA <3
xtinasfighter 4 months ago
Good video!
TheSpardikins 4 months ago
haha its me i adore!
101jkforever 4 months ago
So cute with max at then end xtina-who owns the thrown? Max:you do mommy
jasmine1333333333333 4 months ago
Seriously. Why are people comparing Britney and Christina? Two completely different artists.
thepinkpanther9 4 months ago
Great song to boost self confidence :L
thepinkpanther9 4 months ago 3
Yes, I'm vain. So what ? So what !
XxAdamsGlitterBabyxX 4 months ago 7
im not cocky i just love myself bicth
callerid12me 4 months ago 5
why yes....i am vain......so sue me
TheShawtyTee 4 months ago 4
My friend sang this during church♥
dhtxras 4 months ago 5
It's not my fault I'm the shit:) NO BETTER LINE THAT THAT!!!!
CherryBomb0420 4 months ago 4
i think Christina is better than Britney, Britney took drugs and shaved her head so the doctors cant prove it. so think again about whose the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glamgirl2012 5 months ago 2
@glamgirl2012 She did that so they couldn't take a hair sample? Really? I knew she shaved her head, but I didn;t know that was the reason!
KaylahDemi 4 months ago
@KaylahDemi well now you know :)
glamgirl2012 4 months ago
Whats wrong with being self-centered? I love being self centered and selfish and egoistic and arrogant. It's what I do.
QueenOfDreamsXxX 5 months ago 3
@XxKaitlynXXLovexX ACTUALLY BRITNEY OWNS IT..
TheMelina1100 5 months ago
Girl: :(
Mom: What's wrong?
Girl: I'm so stupid and ugly....
Mom: Go listen to vanity
*Girl come out kissing mirror to her cheek*
cheerndancebaby 5 months ago 3
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SHE'S WRONG!!
Britney Spears Owns the thronee!
TheMelina1100 5 months ago
Great song to boost self-esteem </3
xBaileyBabe 5 months ago 95
well you got to have time 4 yourself....go gurl...
marycoleen123 5 months ago
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Do play it in the car, really really loud,
it's fabulous to sing along to!
NovaScotiaChick 5 months ago
wow! someone's really self-centered!
PriscilaGuzman1 5 months ago 2
@PriscilaGuzman1 shut up
1plainjaneable 5 months ago 5
All those ppl who have low self-esteem should listen to this
and in the other hand it should be forbidden from those self-centered bitches.........
Mirputin 6 months ago 25
"You do mommy: Max is so adorable
MegaYoshiDino 6 months ago 12
i love the part that says You do mommy its sooooo adorable
peddyprincess 6 months ago 4
like if you knew this before beaver falls
peddyprincess 6 months ago 9
like if you came here searching for this song <3 because of 'Beaver Falls' :D
abe21294 6 months ago 3
love this song
Alex16404 6 months ago
I got shit on u
TheAKStars 6 months ago
I fucking loooooove this sooooong
Shakirrito 6 months ago
My Theme Song <3
Theatrejock81 6 months ago 8
OMG! THE END IS SOOO ADORABLE!
lilmurph1995 7 months ago 6
Christina Aguilera is my Role Model,Inspiration,and Idol! I love her!!!! Go Christina!!!! <3
AnikaLuvsXtina 7 months ago 90
@AnikaLuvsXtina Are you sure?
MsYulifer 1 month ago
@MsYulifer Uhm..Yeah I'm sure?
AnikaLuvsXtina 1 month ago
wasnt expecting the 'you do mommy' at the end hahaa
MollyyMozzaa 7 months ago 12
UUMMM Prima Donna??? where are the lyrics and stuff for that song??? Please do that song!!
prncesboo 7 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG !! ;) am a bad ass bitch too ... muaaaaaaaaah
Vampirita9206 7 months ago 4
4 people don't love themselves
Jacobh8r 7 months ago 3
Gotta Love That Bitchh!!!!! <3
TheMelina1100 7 months ago
request xtina Woohoo
victoriacrazyass 7 months ago
wouldn't it be lawfully wedded bitch ...
LightSilverGirl 7 months ago
Request!! Christina Aguilera-I Hate Boys!!!!
Jessikaf111 7 months ago
Obsessed with this song! I love the wedding part!
LoLpAl02 7 months ago 3
You forgot, "I'm not cocky I just love myself."
Crabcake90210 8 months ago 3
why does she swear so much lmao
makeeupplovex12 8 months ago 4
@makeeupplovex12 Because she can
racquialeah 7 months ago
I found this song do to a drag show :D
DylanBrocker 8 months ago
damn i got eargasm or Xtinagasm on this!!
JzCruzer 8 months ago 5
story of my life.
donttakeoffence 8 months ago
Who´s the flyest bitch of them all? Never mind, I am!
I totally love her attitude, claps for her bitches!
Hana1817 8 months ago 2
why do i love christina sooo much!!! ughh <3 that willl never change Christina!
ChristinaLoVaa 8 months ago
that BITCH is so fucking PRETTY.....YEAH I AM.....♥ MUAH! ♥
88Teenagedream 8 months ago
I love her bitchy-ness!!! Bow!!! Woohoo...
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Arabedrossian1 8 months ago
00:42 you Make me wet Too xD
jaceeandtyson99 8 months ago
YEAH! win x
MrQwer1234qwer1234 8 months ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... The ending makes me keep repeating the son over and over again! <3 So cute!
EllaCullen321 9 months ago 7
adore_the_ending.."You_do_mummy".......how_cute_her_son_could_be!!!!
Kay2461997 9 months ago 9
its you mommy!!!!!!
TheAvi4ever 9 months ago 4
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partygirlgks11 9 months ago
@partygirlgks11 remember when you could look at teh comments and not have to see an idiotic one complaining about VEVO.
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imluciamp 9 months ago 2
@imluciamp my cousin was on my youtube account i dont kn wats wring w/ her srry
partygirlgks11 8 months ago
i know this is weird but i feel the same about myself!! lol, im vain so what?
787pineapple 10 months ago 5
LET US NOT FORGET..XTINA OWNS THE DIVA THRONE!!! Move over MONSTERS!! ☺☺☺
sosyaless 10 months ago 4
ohmygodddddddd !!!!!!!!
so freaking amazing :D
199707051 10 months ago
i actually like this song a lot.
lalalalorax303 10 months ago
love this song...!!!!!!!
LnZdoop 10 months ago
I play this when I'm gettin ready for school.
JulianTheGreat01 10 months ago 70
@JulianTheGreat01 me 2 lol xD
lilmikehokage 9 months ago
hahah never mind i am ;D
Magicalpopsiclesxoxo 10 months ago
You do Xina !! :3
eSKa91 11 months ago
You do mummy :D
CSexyBaby 11 months ago
who the most pathetic? i ammmm
KobiandMadge 11 months ago
AWWWW!!! I love the ending is sooo sweet and cute!!! lol
ALBaller1395 11 months ago
Wow
carolinaspearez 11 months ago
i'm not cocky, i just lovvve myself. <3
11BIGBOO 11 months ago 2
I love this song and the video... good job!
artluvr73 11 months ago
OMFG BEST SONG EVAAAA
kissablelipsbaby123 11 months ago 2
if the shoe fits, wear it bitch (;
xxShowtymeCheerxx 11 months ago 2
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, whos The Flyest BITCH Of Them All?
Nevermind I AM!
EllieeeS013 11 months ago 6
the guys in this song were obviously gay...no offense! lol i love the gays! :)
princessfabulous1 11 months ago
@princessfabulous1 its a computer voice anyways lol
Dude0096 10 months ago
This. song. was. made. for. me. (;
MissLaceyD 11 months ago 9
loooooove it
southborneo 11 months ago
omg i love this song!
it's fucking awesome
RakudaHitomi 11 months ago
GORGEOUS SONG
vaniille13 1 year ago
check out this rock cover of vanity! /watch?v=KU2LFyLMx4c
shantosh666 1 year ago
Christina tweeted this :')
TattooandBeauty 1 year ago
YEAH IM VAIN!SO WHAT!SO WHAT!
......a lot of people who know me call me cute or hot..thy r so rigbt!well..the 1s who call me HOT r right!
im more thn cute!=P
7xSHADOWx13 1 year ago
tyna i was jokingggg lmao
TheGothicarts 1 year ago
@TheGothicarts lol idiot...
GirlyGirlAshleyxox 1 year ago
this girl looks like a guyshe omg she.s beautifful lol lmao
TheGothicarts 1 year ago
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justinbieberfan4588 1 year ago
this song is ok but i hate the horrific cursing :( i would be dissapointed if i was her son/daughter but i love her voice
caitroxx123 1 year ago
the end is 2 cute
caityisfly 1 year ago 2
lol yeah that's her son....she and Jordan are no longer together....she's with someone she met while filming her movie..
YuukiYotobari 1 year ago
i'm addicted to this song!
crtvcncr1 1 year ago 5
wooow she is amazing . . . i really love her <3
idalir0000 1 year ago
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NikkiSlayer 1 year ago
That is a beautiful little boy . I love this song .
MasochisticMaiden 1 year ago
MY FUCKING ANTHEM!!!!!!!
HBIC4eva15 1 year ago
BTW... that is her son yeah at the end?
jkpf92 1 year ago
@jkpf92 Yeah, that's little Max
YuukiYotobari 1 year ago
@YuukiYotobari Cute her son! LOL. I wacthed her live for Not Myself Tonight and mentioned her son! I was like :WHHAAAATTT. LOL.
jkpf92 1 year ago
Wow. She is swearing off the wide! Damn Xtina! LOL. Love this song!
jkpf92 1 year ago
love the ending
TechnoStar410 1 year ago 129
powwer to youu girrl!! <3
ilovemymolly 1 year ago 146