Stab them, shoot them, hit them with a car, beat them bloody with a baseball bat. Its all the same. Wherever people got this deluded concept that vampires are invincible to all but the fairy tale methods of killing is beyond me, but nobody truly knows about vampires. I guess it means they've hidden themselves rather god damn well.
And before anyone says anything, no, I am not a vampire. I just happen to know things... :)
@kaffable I didn't mean I was Irish, I meant I have recent ancestors from Ireland. My family has been in America far too long for us to have Irish accents lol.
a crusifix won't kill a person or a vamp,neither will garlic.As for the other the same "rules" apply.And if vamps and humans reacts the same to all of this then why do you say that you are a vampire and not a human?My explenation is that you pretend to be something you're not and pretty much rage against anyone that doesn't believe in your ridiculous bullshit
(Note to self- never go to Asia or Romania..... And try not to have nightmares (daymares technically lol) about it.) Another great vid! I love garlic lol. Lousiana spiced boiled garlic cloves on crackers for the win!!!! (Darn my adopted familia for getting me hooked!) As for sun... I take like 5 minutes to look like hellboy too! But I'm blonde :P .....and pink but I dyed so pink no count
slaying vamps was never the crucifix's shctick, but stunning or reppeling was, you say it doesnt have any effect supernaturally, because vamps arent supernatural creatures, so i could slay a vamp by more 'corpreal' methods.
@SesshReincarnated Not Really ending up in jail when you kill a vampire. In romania executions of Vampires or said be Vampires are sometimes let go by the courts. Here in Asia executions of Vampires or said be Vampires are common. Oh yes Vampires in Asia do exist. Its just that we refer to them as Cannibals.
I know what porphyria is, and it's not what I'm referring to. There are many people who feel that they need to ingest blood to function at their best. Whether it is psychological or physical in nature, it is real. Although it should probably be renamed.
God damn vampires thinking their so damn important with their fucking big ass teeth and their sun hate... fuck! Its this vampire faggotry that makes me want to fucking stab the fuck out of every twilight fan i see! they dont see the real danger that is creeping up behind us at this very moment! the vile threat that is going to raep the bloody shit out of every humans ass hole on earth... zombies! God damn zombies are already fucking dead! how the fuck do you stop that bull shit?!
"makes me want to fucking stab the fuck out of every twilight fan i see!" Join the club. The good new is now we can pas it off as self-defense. Twilighters have gotten homicidal. We could just say they came at us first.
The video is a joke about how people confuse a boring, everyday physical need with a funny name, with mythology and literature. I don't believe in pop culture vampires, or the undead disease carriers of myth. I DO believe in a physical condition that should probably be renamed at some point.
I mainly did this for the fun of it. Besides, you'd be surprised how many times I get asked about my love of garlic and my ability to be in the sun without bursting into flames.
just shoot it in the head
Ututwhynot 2 months ago
Photo of JS... Wow. I fell off my bed laughing xD.
ZeroNightskye 6 months ago
burning is the only cure to vampirism
GinoTheSpy 10 months ago
@GinoTheSpy Odd. I've gotten burns plenty of times, never cured me. I've gotten sunburns, chemical burns, nothing's ever cured me. Perhaps I'm doing it wrong.
SesshReincarnated 10 months ago
Want to know how to kill vampires?
Stab them, shoot them, hit them with a car, beat them bloody with a baseball bat. Its all the same. Wherever people got this deluded concept that vampires are invincible to all but the fairy tale methods of killing is beyond me, but nobody truly knows about vampires. I guess it means they've hidden themselves rather god damn well.
And before anyone says anything, no, I am not a vampire. I just happen to know things... :)
vykkheralden 1 year ago
@kaffable @SesshReincarnated lol Understandable.
SesshReincarnated 1 year ago
@kaffable I didn't mean I was Irish, I meant I have recent ancestors from Ireland. My family has been in America far too long for us to have Irish accents lol.
SesshReincarnated 1 year ago
Great vid (exept for the legal parts) however I still prefer the Castlevania logic.
Winnersdonthavecows 1 year ago
a crusifix won't kill a person or a vamp,neither will garlic.As for the other the same "rules" apply.And if vamps and humans reacts the same to all of this then why do you say that you are a vampire and not a human?My explenation is that you pretend to be something you're not and pretty much rage against anyone that doesn't believe in your ridiculous bullshit
swedenjao 1 year ago
@swedenjao I'm not saying I'm a vampire instead of a human. I'm saying that I'm a human with vampiric traits.
SesshReincarnated 1 year ago
Oh and subsubmubmub I eat ur garlic crucifix mwahahahahaha!
BDJesse 1 year ago
(Note to self- never go to Asia or Romania..... And try not to have nightmares (daymares technically lol) about it.) Another great vid! I love garlic lol. Lousiana spiced boiled garlic cloves on crackers for the win!!!! (Darn my adopted familia for getting me hooked!) As for sun... I take like 5 minutes to look like hellboy too! But I'm blonde :P .....and pink but I dyed so pink no count
BDJesse 1 year ago
so if i took the crucifix, and slammed it through a vampires eye, will it work?
Deathrune456 2 years ago
Depends on what your goal is.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
slaying vamps was never the crucifix's shctick, but stunning or reppeling was, you say it doesnt have any effect supernaturally, because vamps arent supernatural creatures, so i could slay a vamp by more 'corpreal' methods.
Deathrune456 2 years ago
That'll do it then. If you're going after Sharkey or Don Henrie, let me know. I'd love to get in on the fun.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
@SesshReincarnated Not Really ending up in jail when you kill a vampire. In romania executions of Vampires or said be Vampires are sometimes let go by the courts. Here in Asia executions of Vampires or said be Vampires are common. Oh yes Vampires in Asia do exist. Its just that we refer to them as Cannibals.
HeartBreak1x 2 years ago
Crucifix... made of garlic... down the eye... removes the head... and penetrates the heart... while under a sun lamp...
I think we're set.
subsubmubmub 1 year ago
Porphyria, the closest thing to actual vampirism.
Causes infected blood cells, requiring constant blood transfusions.
Causes skin to be sensetive to the sun.
Garlic exposure makes symptoms worse.
There are no such thing as vampires, if there are, then anyone with a heartbeat isn't one.
johnbooth111 2 years ago 2
I know what porphyria is, and it's not what I'm referring to. There are many people who feel that they need to ingest blood to function at their best. Whether it is psychological or physical in nature, it is real. Although it should probably be renamed.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
"that guy" on the cross also known as "jesus",you know?other than that why'd you people call it that anyway,it would make stuff much easier
that was not meant offensive if it sounds like it
DerTypDarunter 2 years ago 2
God damn vampires thinking their so damn important with their fucking big ass teeth and their sun hate... fuck! Its this vampire faggotry that makes me want to fucking stab the fuck out of every twilight fan i see! they dont see the real danger that is creeping up behind us at this very moment! the vile threat that is going to raep the bloody shit out of every humans ass hole on earth... zombies! God damn zombies are already fucking dead! how the fuck do you stop that bull shit?!
chaosfood 2 years ago 5
"makes me want to fucking stab the fuck out of every twilight fan i see!" Join the club. The good new is now we can pas it off as self-defense. Twilighters have gotten homicidal. We could just say they came at us first.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
This is a joke I'd take it?
Please tell me that this is a joke...
You believe in this bullshit?
TheDullahan 2 years ago 2
The video is a joke about how people confuse a boring, everyday physical need with a funny name, with mythology and literature. I don't believe in pop culture vampires, or the undead disease carriers of myth. I DO believe in a physical condition that should probably be renamed at some point.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
i killed 5 real vampires i am missing a arm because one ate it but hey its a job.
CandleLightStudios 2 years ago 2
Don't drop the soap.
SesshReincarnated 2 years ago
Redheaded vampires unite!
dischordianjoy 3 years ago
Power to the vamp-Gingers!
SesshReincarnated 3 years ago
Thanks for posting this video. It's about time the truth be known. :)
XartistXofXdarkness 3 years ago
I love the animated decapitation clip, BTW.
Persephonetoo 3 years ago
This is all pretty obvious information isn't it? Do you think anyone older than 12 and not an idiot really believes that fictional vampire stuff?
I think most of the people who say if you're a real vampire, you have to fit this image, are just trolls trying to push our buttons.
Persephonetoo 3 years ago
I mainly did this for the fun of it. Besides, you'd be surprised how many times I get asked about my love of garlic and my ability to be in the sun without bursting into flames.
SesshReincarnated 3 years ago