Chuck Norris toys are so awesome, that they were banned in over 30 countries due to several riots that were started, with thousands killed due to people being overcome with hysteria due the toys sheer awesomeness.
Chuck Norris action figure is so powerful that the voices needed to be dubbed in because the kids were to injured to talk after playing with the action figures
Chuck Norris can spell Commandos however he wants.
WebVMan 6 months ago 2
AND AND THEN HE DOES A SUPAH JUMP HIYAH AND THEN HE SES HIYAH HIYAH FUCKIN CRAZY ADS
NintendoGuy128 7 months ago
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jojoisdaganzta 8 months ago
@riw222 WIN!!!!!
lilPopper 8 months ago
I remember this toy. It was taken off the market because his karate chop would take off your finger if it was in the way.
1001erickp 9 months ago 4
I want chuck Norris so bad
cyberdalekleader 9 months ago
i had the supper ninja as a kid i also had orange vest chuck norris and his red car
skinflutey 10 months ago
It actually took twenty years to make a Chuck Norris action figure that wouldn't kill the manufacturer with roundhouse kicks
MrThedude77777 10 months ago
click on 0:9
for epic
master bation
bigcatisbig 11 months ago
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bigcatisbig 11 months ago
I had a friend who got a toy but whenever he played with it with any other toys, they would all explode, even when they played Tea Party
jawsTeh 1 year ago
Whoever controls those toys, controls the fate of the universe!
IsllayGirls 1 year ago
@ 0:11 As if stealing a microchip wasn't bad enough, now ad vandalism to his resume. What a dick.
gzussturbo 1 year ago
Chuck Norris toys were so bad ass, several of them were smuggled to Iran during the early 80's since they were nuclear powered.
garciagungfu 1 year ago
Chuck Norris toys are so awesome, that they were banned in over 30 countries due to several riots that were started, with thousands killed due to people being overcome with hysteria due the toys sheer awesomeness.
garciagungfu 1 year ago 2
@riw222 oh man i think a couple of piss drops came out and a small sounding flute fart.
Integrab20b4cyl 1 year ago
@riw222 LMAO
xBeatrushx 1 year ago
Chuck Norris action figure is so powerful that the voices needed to be dubbed in because the kids were to injured to talk after playing with the action figures
Hyan36 1 year ago 5
They couldnt show the rest of the video because it was too graphic.
GibsonLesJosh 1 year ago
Oh man, Super Ninja! LoL only in the 80's :)
tarrker 1 year ago
5 episodes just like the secataurs
ching4lfe1 2 years ago
HIII-YA!!!
HyperSonicXtreme 2 years ago
I bought my Chuck Norris Action Figure today on ebay.
DrFunkensteinJunior 2 years ago
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zefilus 2 years ago
Lol the show only had 5 episodes! XD
thatguy30000 2 years ago
i would buy the chuck norris acton figure!
linkinparkmexican 2 years ago
my cousin had this shit lol
bkstyle82 2 years ago
chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he can't cry
noodlepizza 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
I still can't believe that cartoon existed never mind the toys XD
SAGAIA2 2 years ago
I still have the Super Ninja!
joeunion99 3 years ago
Now that is just plain weird!
MadWritter 3 years ago
Awesome. I want one.. Hai'Ya..!!
SaulNo7 3 years ago
I'd buy one!
Josabeech 3 years ago
Location: Tibet [aka my back yard]. Assignment: Flap my arms like spazz. Protecting it was... a transvestite in purple pajamas!
LastStarfighter 3 years ago
I still have mine its in my garage somewhere
fatcat198 3 years ago
somehow this figures look cheap...
gerritgang 3 years ago
This was cutting edge back in the 80's. it took a team of scientist alone years to figure out shouting Hyah would make playing with dolls manly.
minorj47 3 years ago 13
@minorj47 there action figures dammit!
puppetboyshow 1 year ago
@minorj47 G.I. Joe's shit contained more entertainment than these pussy toys.
cochranexyz 8 months ago
Haha that hasn't been in stores in like 20 years lol.
scottuchiha 3 years ago