Skyrim - One of my best moments so far.

[Waffleman247z]

Dragonborn: And THAT, children, is how I got a Shadow mere.

[TheAtomicGoliath]

1:36 "I cannot best you!" HAHAHA!!!

[hamneggwich]

We love you Dark Brotherhood :D

[masterskyrimful]

i want child in skyrim but cant have sex with my life in skyrim

[SniffSnaff99]

SHE FUCKIN DESERVED IT

[Ghenx852]

@ 1:00 "mind swingin that somewhere else" XD

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

We know.

[Bluesola]

i killed Astrid in the abandened shack and then i got to DESTROY the Dark Brotherhood!!! i didnt even know that would happen WTF

[cioclya]

0:00

[Kiasaur]

I walked into the orphanage and killed her without knowing it was a quest.

[TheZangoose1]

kind my a#@

[Daniel5506]

What are you staring at, you worthless piece of gutter trash?

[jaktom2]

wow that was a long post

[jaktom2]

when i walked into riften i just had a look around and saw the orphanage and thought "huh ill check it out" then when i get in i saw an old lady talking to children so i thought aw this looks nice then she said, "your all gonna get a beating" so i straight away said HELL NO and wacked her round the face with my warhammer which ended well because i got a quest to talk to a kid and i got to join the dark brotherhood.

[SkyrimDoevikin]

someone has killed Grelad?? You saw him kill the old hag!

[GamingMonkeyBR]

Dovakiin Wins.

Brutality.

25000+ Mortal Kombat Koins.

[Bucklover4]

I waited till she started cooking then walked up to her and she looked me and said that I was annoying D:

I killed the bitch -=D

[SmartKid500]

Once I killed her I was a hero. Then I saw the girl at 1:34 and thought she was an enemy so I killed her too... next thing I know i am getting chased by five guards and shooting arrows in my knee..

[ChocolateWarship90]

And the kids are like, YEAAAH! THE BITCH IS DEAD xD

[SkylerNajar]

God that was amazing.... Hand to hand is an amazing way to dish out justice xD

[IronXXXMaiden1]

the best moment i had was uninstalling.

[stephirose]

LOL forgot it was a orphanage XP

[mecasheep]

i used the nightingtale strife only once in 100h of game and it was for this piece of trash

[ZeroStealth117]

I am gonna either make a new character or ruin my current one just to hunt down that bitch AND KILL HER!

[OoOxChibbeexOoO]

lol wow :P oh what i did to kill her was use the slow motion and sllllllliiiiccccccccccced her head off. It was a good kill :3

[MehTheBoy]

they aint getting the beatings.

you are.

tonight.

*ROUND 1*

[CockyDevil96]

Wow she's lovely..................Fuckin­g Bitch

[caitsith727]

do you have the ghost of lucien lachance spell?

[D4rkSilhouette]

For me I walked in, went up to her, grab her, punched her in the stomach and smashed her face in the floor.

[VexedSpartan117]

1:32-1:37 yea yea yea now what can I steal from you? *looks through chest* I am very disapointed in you *draws sword*

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

"forgot is was in orphanage lol"

[ChurchOfMe93]

I KNOW. And I was thinking traveling there, like, "Grelod the Kind? Christ, am I really gonna stoop to killing a kindly old woman who looks after children." Needless to say, when I got there my mind changed pretty fucking fast.

[Tobifanboy]

@ChurchOfMe93 I said the same thing. But after I heard the 2nd line I already had my bow out XDDD

[GODof123WAR]

*kills grelod*

WE LOVE YOU!!!

*kills other lady*

GO AWAY!!!

well thats what happened to me anyway...

[Meereeo]

@GODof123WAR haha same

[toffeebomb]

My favorite is when you humiliate Haelga with the marks of Dibella.

[MehTheBoy]

that...is....fucking awesome

[MalcomReal]

how do you do that final move with hand-to-hand ???

[spectrevampire]

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Which old witch? The wicked witch!

Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!

[borgar94]

I thought you were going to have a threesome! xD

[triforceman12]

I did a slow-mo decapitation.

[IIIB52]

thought it was funny when i walked in here and decided this lady should die. Then it turned out months later that this lady was my first dak brotherhood contract.

[2001mrwiigamer]

@Warn02 YEEEAAAAHHHHH

[Warn02]

Looks like she...

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punched her last ticket.



[derpaderp1818]

@Warn02 Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[scoat13]

@Warn02 yeeaaaahh

[ApeAdler617]

LOL

[TheBurqueG505]

someone killed grelda the fuck how did you not see that he did it dumb fucking kid

[jeffosirius]

i paid the kids to kill her, they refused so i killed every one who's the dark brotherhood and aventus i have to kill him ill find him!

[sirdajon]

i want to ko a old lady like that

[theraymondnoodles]

umm kids love the dark brotherhood awesome

[cowleshome]

lolz guttersnipes

[cowleshome]

lol yeah it tis

[succubusx]

Did anyone else notice the wrist shackles in the small room? When I saw that and the book "The pig children", It made me kill this old lady so many times more. I saved and beat her. and beat her. Turned into a werewolf right next to her just as she laid down to sleep in her bed. I shot her in the arms and legs and healed her then did it over and over till i reached 100 skill level in unarmed and archery. It was satisfying every time. Such a good stress reliever.

[StanRaysOrchestra]

@succubusx the fuck are you talking about

[Xark211]

@succubusx thats some dark shit bro...

[spideyTB]

ishot her in the back of the neck while she was eating next to Constance at the table and her body was moved to the kids sleep area... it made me smile to see the kids with the arrow perfectly placed in the back of her neck, id totally adopt them all even Aventus

[TheClaw031]

you should run the angelina jolie perk and adopt all of them..

[gtrman12887]

do kids really enjoy the death of a person by a stranger who has the potential to kill them too???

[posztoka]

@gtrman12887...that was strange for me too

[stolenmojoz]

haha "You mind swinging that somewhere else?

[mrfatmancory]

i went to into her closet, and came back out a werewolf.

[robotrogelio]

I followed her into her room, closed the door and lopped off her head.

[abominable36]

@robotrogelio i lopped of her head in front of the orphans

[NinjaThunderKitteh]

but,but, I killed her ;(

[antikoerper256]

LMAO @ ROUND ONE

[mk9fatality355]

Those Kids are creepy O.o

[MrXenomorphical]

Grelod the kind? More like Grelod

The UNKIND!!! Oh! Someone rush her to the burn ward!

[Enzodaaf12]

i kiled her 360 in da face

[FreezeLex]

I backstabbed her.. LoL

[peanutbutterfaceable]

thumbs up if while she was talking the first time that is when you walkedd up and stood in the middle of the circle

[pallyking508]

lol forgot it was an orphanage lolz @ 1:35

[midmon]

lol round one fight finish her brutality k.o.

[TheoreticalPixies]

Flawless victory!

[iiiTHEPROzzz]

i just went in and fucked her then chopped off her tits and shaved off her head lol if u could do that in skyrim it would be AMAZING not saying that it isnt

[SerjTankian98]

@iiiTHEPROzzz Kill your parents Stacy 

[ironlakcans]

i just walked in and chopped her fucking head off

[osweetie246]

i felt such satisfaction when i stabbed her in the damn chest.

[DrFrostyNutz]

And now the severe beating of an orphanage matron

[AvocadoTomato]

"Grelod the Kind?" More like the Ironic...

[MrBarrelroll42]

Random kid: "We love you, Dark Brotherhood!"

Made my day.

[FRANKthaTANK42]

Hey... I know about you... Hail Sithis...

[beastmode2541]

damn bitches needs a FUS RO DAH to the face >:)

[hackforloser]

Old hag had it coming.

[campaigner111]

Ding Dong, the witch is dead.....

[Str0ngSide]

You have served Sithis well, Brother...

[littleBEExo]

I love how they all just laugh and cheer.

[YourMainBro]

should i rate this as "Child abuse"?

[AnarickTheDevil]

How did you kill her with your fists like that is it a mod?

[cutt7990]

@AnarickTheDevil no you can actually kill someone like that 

[samkic19966]

@AnarickTheDevil Power attack....

[kthanksbyeman2]

serves the grumpy old bitch right. great vid!

[caboosefanatic]

1:39 "we love you dark brotherhood!"

>.>

[alexiswolfy123]

the kids

joy to the world the teachers dead

[TMackJr11]

OUCH!



[DaGamer64]

"Now, what do you have to say?" YOL TOOR SHUL!

[TheChainsawArtist]

Lmao, I remember when I did this quest with my Khajiit. I was just like ewe "I'm gonna enjoy this."

Stabbed that bitch with my dagger and instantly killed her.

[XDNighthawkXD]

ding dong the wicked bitch is dead!

[sicariusadulescens]

1:38 "we love you dark brotherhood!" haha thts why i love skyrim xD

[Whenshithitsdafan]

This quest reminds me of that movie. Matilda, was it?

[keablerelff]

ahhhh dark brotherhood

[TheBANZAILUKE]

When i killed that evil sack of dog shi* her head rolled to a kid and he went hurray. Lol.

[pupp3tb0y]

i cut off her head in this quest!! haha and the kids were like yyaayyy!! shes dead! shes dead! lol

[StarkBarracuda]

@WiktorsJourney They already were :P

[gta4digger]

None of you Riff-raff! >:c

[WiktorsJourney]

And now all this kids will starve to death or become, thiefs, whores or thuges...

[WeeHez90]

@WiktorsJourney Not really the other chick (the one who liked the kids) will take over :P

[TheZombieMinion]

@WiktorsJourney What do you expect in Riften?

[AlucardsQuest]

@WiktorsJourney Actually there is another person there who can take care of them, but she keeps freaking out while the dead body is there, and she knows you did it. So I zombified the dead old bitch and when she turned to ash, the other woman there barely remembered what happened.

[amBullseye]

@WiktorsJourney Hurraaayyyy

[MW2noobssuck]

@WiktorsJourney they should join the Thieves Guild

[joewarar12]

@WiktorsJourney the way it should be :)

[motherducker1313]

@WiktorsJourney perfect

[LadySeleneBeauPre]

@WiktorsJourney Don't worry. They won't starve. :D

[midnightboy99]

@WiktorsJourney there was another lady there

[yard12346]

@WiktorsJourney Atleast we can rest assured knowing they'll be able to spell better than you.

[serenityinfire777]

@WiktorsJourney I'd love to be a thuge. It's much better than being a thug.

[Suraya293]

@WiktorsJourney i always assumed the younger lady would take over. she seems much nicer than that horrible hag so i had no problem doing this...

[aggrocrushin]

@WiktorsJourney Like hell. Those are future members of the Dark Brotherhood.

[Triplejam0369]

@WiktorsJourney You spelled thugs wrong. You may have heard of the Grammar Nazi, but I am the Spelling Spanish Inquisitor.

[THEgreatCORNHOLIO245]

@WiktorsJourney but... atleast the mean lady is... dead?

[MultiMazuki]

@WiktorsJourney Just as planned >.>

[Eufscht]

@WiktorsJourney Join the thieves Guild, we have cookies!

[thePavuk]

@WiktorsJourney or TES:VI developers

[ZapLJ]

@WiktorsJourney two people work at the orphanidge

[XxKungFuZombiexX]

Beating an old woman to death has never been so satisfying.

[knightstormbringer]

So much for subtlety.

[Abnormalproductions2]

"We love you Dark Brotherhood!"

"Aww i love you too kid."

Stabs friend in the chest*

[LIND951]

i killed both of them and now the kids dont like me:(

[DustinTheGoth]

1:36

LOLTHEY'REPOOR.

[MrCaptainMarvelous]

Nice! Thats one of my favourite mission too!

[daviebre]

Yayyy kill Grelod now try and loot the place -_- lol

[matthew92603]

when is round 2?

[SKUD00SH]

Oh. My. God. I never knew you could do such Epic hand to hand finishers. WHAT DO I LEVEL TO DO THAT?????????

[TheJoshMaster22]

@SKUD00SH Heavy Armour?

[john129flip]

Mind swingin' that somewhere else?

[aidanthefunaayguy]

WE LOVEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUU DARKBROTHERHOOD

[BloodTheBad]

Should of sneak, and cut her head off. I want to see the children's reactions.

[ProfesserFail]

"you can solve so many things by just killingg one person!"

lol

[Iranoutofnamesagain]

On my first trip to Riften, I stumbled upon this building. I waltzed in, hearing all the horrible things she was saying. So I ran in. Fus Ru Dah-ed her and it killed her. It was hilarious... And this was all before I even started the Dark Brotherhood quest...

[The13oz]

How do you do this "fatalities"?

[19jesse97]

"do you mind swinging that somewhere else" lol

[Naio]

"we love you, dark brotherhood!" oh god, what have you done to those children?!?

[XxTheSTRIKEzz]

I killed Grelod before going to talk for Aventus Aretino

[awkwebum100]

Lmao "Steal from chest *Empty* *searches chest and its empty* " Forgot it was an orphanage lolz"

[bobbster011]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL



[RammsteinVS]

Lol I loved this quest!!!

[WindhelmGuard]

"those who shirk their duties will get an extra beating"

implying that those who don't shirk their duty get a regular beating...

[avacoodo]

@WindhelmGuard ikr

[Blackop312]

looks like the dragonborn been playing 2 much GTA

[Nadodan]

This Quest=One of the best ever

[MaxArceus]

I did this when she was still talking and saved etc, I didnt even get a bounty or anything :D

[3killabyteRETARD]

"we love you dark brotherhood" lol so cute

[Kravrathian]

Guard after quest: "There's been a murder in Riften, Old woman who owns that orphanage. Those kids must be heartbroken.

Me: BWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VenomessProductions]

@Kravrathian Lol, I was just thinking that the kid wanting me to kill the old lady must be some type of young sycho.

When that gaurd said that to me, I was like: "Fuck no!"

[Miigetius69]

Skyrim + Mortal Kombat= WIN :D

[Shinzon23]

I Sicced a dremora on her.

*Grelod: I simply must lock the doors!

*Dremora: Are you prepared FOR YOUR DEATH?!

*Grelod: Wha-?!

*Dremora impales Grelod on Sword

[joezzzify]

@Shinzon23 LOL, pissed myself haha.

[Blurtex33]

What capture card do you use?

[sjoerd94]

@Blurtex33 This the pc version but I play with a controller (it's more comfortable to play imo), nevertheless recorded with fraps

[Blurtex33]

@sjoerd94 Alright, it's just hard to notice as the only graphical difference in this video was the shadows and possibly that fireplace light

[KoolKat2004]

Why didn't you kill the kids?

[AVALONNE652]

@KoolKat2004 : x'D

[4462892Perez]

Y U NO CROSS COUNTER HER ASS

[huptochao]

yeah .... i cut off her head with a nodachi ( it's weapon mod)

[dragonster82]

"the Kind" my ass.

[darkfury45]

how did she get "the kind" in her name?!

[Synthescissor]

@darkfury45 forced everyone to call her that

[Ganondorf64]

@darkfury45 irony..

[XDskilllettuce]

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?