A Special Mother's Day Letter to The Captain's Mommy

[dambreaker]

4 years later and its STILL funny as hell! Great video.

[julyane4]

oh my gosh

what did that "suck a button" skill came in hand for? lol

p.s.: i cant stop laughing

[smashbro1999]

Much respect to YOU, Karen! Keep on makin' me (and a lot of others) laugh, like you always do!! XD

-Jamal

[LuiBabe56982]

lol

sucked on a button

[MikeWysong]

I am so doin the squirel corn cobb thing.

Thats like wild kingdom and

stuff.

[spoonbob618]

Was that the Roseanne theme song?

[PERRALOCA77]

la adororo jjaj esta chica tiene muchas ideas

[the5regularguys]

Aw, so sweet of the Captain.

[illusivemcsorley]

Where is The Captain when we need her? I've been holding a bra up to a huge floodlight every night but no sign of her yet. Help us Captain, you're our only hope.

[blabadiblabla]

I was thinking that I knew a girl in junior high that was just like the Captain then suddenly I realized that girl...was me. :-o

Thanks Karen, that was superior. :D

[kingjimsix65]

awesome, i love the intro

[loserofjune]

i can come and go as i pee =]

[NoobSmacks]

Where does all that spit come from? And further where is it going?

[Shifty567]

I once heard about this one kid that would molest the vacuum cleaner and its attachments whenever he was "locked" in the closet. What a weirdo ;P

Great video by the way, keep them coming!

[laman1214]

Funniest thing I have ever seen! Okay, maybe not, but this definitely is up there in like the the top 50 :~)

[havock89]

HAHAHA! Genius! I am laughing my ass off here!

[SavannahLioness]

omg!! khaya's laugh!!! BUAHAHAHAH you got it EXACTLY right! amazing.

i can't believe the captain's mom made him (her?) eat dog food. i'm calling child services.

[vid3oKrazed]

omg you are so funny

[trippiano]

one of the funniest, most clever things I ever heard: "Thanks for putting the viper in my bed".

Are you related to ALF? Cuz you kill me. Ha!

[deviant247]

omg, where do you come up with this stuf, lol

[OhMyGawsh77]

but mothers day was in march

[crotchfungus]

Do you think Squirrels get Crothfungus?

[cousin2cousin]

i liked AceOfHearts vid better..sry

[littlefatbird]

Is the Captain's mother married/related to Dick Cheyney?

[lintfreecloth]

squirrel wins...fatality

[CrazyCanucker85]

i will agree with that

[watrloggd1]

Ahhh, THE CAPTAIN!! Your mom sounds awesome! I wish my mom would have locked me in a closet once in a while!!

[happyyoda121]

I just hope you know that among your commenter's, and tormentor's,there are people out here who really enjoy the products of your intellect.I am sure that you do, but I just wanted to say it.That story was quite creative.

[VivaToddVegas]

I love your videos, Karen! You are hysterical, and sometimes your vids really cheer me up when I'm down. You are one of my favorite YouTubers. That being said... I'm sorry, but I don't like your "Captain" character. You're an awesome Darth Vader though!

[CrazyCanucker85]

forget a about this check out a real person me CrazyCanucker85 my vids are awesome laugh, cry, laugh, listen to music, learn, best channel ever

CHECK ME OUT

CrazyCanucker85

[Elphyrafire]

These are so funny! You do a great job writing them and executing them. the bear part was hilarious!

[slipangle7]

that was funny, but these captain vids freak me out a little bit.

[MikeSkullman]

Wait a minute. What's The Captain doing at camp in May?

[spricket24]

shut up! You are ruining this for EVERYONE!

EVERYONE!

hahaha I know- but who can really solve this mystery? Maybe The Captain's Mom hates her that much to make up the whole thing just to send her away?

[MikeSkullman]

Oh! Um. What I meant to say was, Yes! It's perfectly reasonable that The Captain is at camp in May. Why kids go in May all the time. Heck, sometimes videos get sent back in time. Yeah! It looks to me like this was recorded in July of 2007 and some kind of time... thing, sent it back to now.

[DktrFaustus13]

why does everyone use that music

[ddwithoutdd]

It comes free with Apple iMovie.

[DktrFaustus13]

oh right

[rlepine]

How very very sweet!!

[djd829]

Karen, awesome as usual. The Captain never gets old!

[Alphacat]

so cute hahaha

[CrayonEater]

lol you looked naked at the end of the video

[darkthanos]

You are such a 7. And that's saying something cause the scale stops at 6 :)

[izeemee]

my favorite part was the squirrel

[gateofdreams]

The Captain is one of my favorite characters you have. It really con go a long way to put you on the map. At the ame time, I like that you do not abuse it. Burning it out could be counter productive. The whole video is very funny. From the squirrell to the end characters. Once again, you make gala of your ductility as a comedianne. As I have always said it: you are the only red head that I would consider marrying.

[seaofglitter]

The laugh sounds like cameron diaz's. :D

[bochoa2]

Your mouth was numb for hours I bet.

[joebrueske]

you know... this character reminds me of some of the characters on South Park. Like Timmy! ha ha

[preposterouscarrot]

this makes me salivate

[adventureindustries]

+7 Cool Factor is totally going to help you make your Saving Throw.

[lonewolffang69]

Poor squirrel How would you like it if I hung some Easter Candy 8' off a tree outside your house!!!,,, lol

[ckletter]

Hello muddah, hello faddah, here I am at Camp Grenada... Good one Karen! Very funny improvisational sketch piece. You are a funny kid. Where did you film that? Your parent's garden shed or garden shed? I love Texas hold em!

[sensitive2006]

NICE VID PRINCESS,,,,,

[Aznpr1ncess]

LOlz xD

[cluballah]

I LOVE the captain haha

[rhythm7a]

I love the captain. Should I be concerned that I have no problem understanding her at all?

[lazerbud]

I Love Jumping squirrels and Spricket24!!!

[Dog480]

Hey Karen;

Hilarious as always. Did the service warp your mind like it did mine???

[bosscain]

how this isnt on the captains channel?

[YourPsychoanalyst]

The captain should sue his dentist...!

How many glasses of water did you drink to keep up the wet pronunciation,Karen?!

[duhluminous1]

hahaah...I actually started to daydream while you were 'writing' all of the camp happenings. That vid was whack'd lmao! You're like an episode of Twilight Zone, and damnit it's refreshing. That Khayav likes numbers, eh? (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ..ah...ah) -o.O-

[whirlysquirrel]

Hey...that looks like my cousin at the beginning of this video.

[DraculaVision]

It must be a said, a truly impressive speech impediment.

More blood please waiter!

[titiadeh]

superb!

as always!

:)

[Evershear]

another funny video.

[nesterhaus]

Love the squirrel corn on the spring trick-Makes him easy to shoot. Your ability to go from geek to fine as silk is amazing-thanks for sharing your creativity.

[TheCoolestJoke]

Awesome! Captain wins!

[houtmaster]

You are one crazy lady!! but thats why I cant get enough of your videos, :-))

[zakgeorge21]

good vid.

Zak

[nonoctave]

Wow, a huge amount of backstory on the Captain! Thanks!

[battlebauble]

Squirrels are funny and tasty too.

[scootiecutie2]

I cant understand wht the captain is saying!

[jantw]

your cool/hot/funny a bit weird with a brilient mind because you keep cumming up with all the brill vids that make everyone laugh out loud the captain rules

[PenIncTone]

nice.

[skyebebe]

Thank you so much for making this video! My cousin loved these videos and after she passed away i watched the captain at least 30 times!

[Spike81d]

great job Karen...

[bean32970]

Did you actually spell special (speical) on purpose in your tags? Domine

[spricket24]

no I didn't LOL but thanks for telling me!

[Mainyard48]

Lip gloss? Dog food? This really explains a lot about the Captain!

[Xelanderthomas]

What is the tag thing about?

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

GreenTeaGirlie started the game, she tagged Daxflame who tagged Kevjumba who tagged Khayav who tagged Spricket24 who has now tagged MarkDay. OMG how sad that I know this crap, I need to get a life LOL I don't think the game will ever reach anyone with under 500 subs...if it does I'll eat my hat!

[spricket24]

wow I didn't even know that! Thanks for sharing with us! LOL! :) Karen

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

You're very welcome Karen! :) It's good to know my countless hours on YouTube have finally been of use to someone! LOL xxx

[Xelanderthomas]

But what is it? How do you "tag" someone on the internet? I'm feeling really dumb. :-(

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

Well it's just a game GTG invented, you can't actually play until you're tagged, when and if you are, you then do a video saying 'I tag SlowChocolateAutopsy' or put at the end of one of your vlogs saying it. Hey how did I get involved in this, I never even got tagged LOL! :)

[Xelanderthomas]

Well, ahhhh...I tag you anyway!! :-)

I like your name.

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

I'll remember that if you actually do get tagged for real in the game then! :)

Thanks dude!

[Xelanderthomas]

I don't think I'd get tagged. I'm too unknown. Most of these channels are the kind that get like, 1,000 views in one or two days.

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

Too unknown?! Man, you got over 1600 subscribers! lol That's pretty good in my book :)

[middo666]

ha ha squirel

[moorcll]

hahaha! Love the Khaya laugh!

[Phylmyc]

Still my favorite. Cheers

[bmb5tt]

I very nearly crapped myself...everyone on youtube is like it's mother day today!!! i live in the uk, we have our mothers day on another day...thought i'd forgot...

[MeSpanish]

Hi there! Please Karen, remember that many of your suscriptors are not English native speakers...like myself!! It was really hard for me to get to understand you in this video!!! Gracias!!!

[richardbt71]

OMG Woman! Don't you have a job?

[dangerboyDutch]

THIS IS AWESOME!!! GRILLIANT

[Redfrettchen]

The Captain sure has worked on her register. ;)

[terrorbite]

Tsh. Khayav says "maximum respect", not "much respect" :)

Awesome video though. I could watch the Captain all day.

[Hilariousity]

ZOMG SQUIRREL!

[awpman25]

do another video where u talk into the camera and say stupid stuff(BLOG?)

[hallush]

hahaha great video , good job

[xxNosoulxx]

Hi Karen, I think your cool factor is +10. How did you turn yourself into a squirrel? BTW, HMD to all you mothers!

[JasonMelancon]

There's something so beautiful and pure about The Captain. I think she rocks, but hard. \m/>.<\m/ (emoticon by kimberleigh)

[arkhah]

hey spricket, just say it don't spray it..lolx

[streakfreak]

I'm calling Social Services. The Captain's mom must be stopped!

[Ontus]

Hey, can I borrow the lawnmower?

[TheFloShow]

nice

[joshhhuuaa]

the captain has an awesome mother

[charlieo88]

"...lactose intolerant..." "...special needs..." hahaha "...or so we thought. But really camp counseler Carl got really drunk and took off his shirt. hehehe"

Hey, um, wait a minute. That's not funny. I may have been a little buzzed, but I think "really drunk" is a gross mischaracterization.

[sarrycrey]

awesome

[meggiemeg86]

I can't really understand what you're saying, but that was hilarious!

[petemarchant]

yay squirrels!! Woooh yeah, go squirrels. Oh man, YEAH! They jump and play and sway. I haven't seen a squirrel for 7 and a half years. Thank you. Warning: Despite their ample agility, if you throw rocks at them they can die.

[pointsoforigin]

Does the Captain's mother know about her crush?

[iMarkers]

i love how i can only understand like every other word... but i totally talked like that when i first got my retainers in xD you totally rock :D

[LTCGuffy]

Another "certifiable" vlog from the "Crazy One". Damn this is getting expensive for me...I'll have to buy more "Depends" in the morning.

[BgirL5]

haha i love you!

this sadly reminded me of myself.

yay<3

[SouthBurma]

Another Saturday night at Karen's. Luv ya!

[xbeaut]

love this!

[vclamp]

I see The Captain is in Major trouble!

Our camp WAS invaded by a bear. There was a cool factor there. :o

We went to see mom, not that she has known that she has kids for about a year, but oh well. :(

Cybertag? hmmm. Nice to hear form you again. :)

[Alphacat]

girl you're a nut!

[khayav]

Ha ha ha ha!

[spricket24]

hahahaha! I love you!

[TankCarl]

Camp Counselor Carl?

Lets you sleep in a tool shed.

Summer Camp Haiku.

I am happy you took the time to write a letter to your mother,Captain.Was that an eyeliner pencil?Or a crayola crayon,you know,the color no one uses...

[plumpspork]

lmao that was good!

[Vatsek]

Excellent!

[Blargaldalien]

I see The captain has her own intro piece,now.much like Spricket24's Simon the Monkee.

[AmateurAstronaut]

haha does Khaya really laugh like that? Have to verify.

[chaindemon]

woot first page

[chaindemon]

hahaha nice squirrel

[ogier1]

hurray for our mothers!

[boobman121]

wow

[papouliot]

i'm first!

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

Damn spricket,seein that squirrel in ya vlog,gettin me hungry ,aint nuthin like fried squirel,with lil lemon and salt on it.thats a delicacy where I come from.anyway funny vlog.great character.

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

Why cook them when you can eat them raw?

[Earthgem]

Excellent!

[charlestrippy]

i'm like rewinding just to see the squirrel.

[Taletale]

squirrel24

[spricket24]

It's at the start and end! It's right outside my yard- they love corn! :) I just set my cam out to record and sure enough- a few cam over. Karen

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

The squirrel reminds me of the movie 'Ice Age'. XD

Did you let them have it eventually?

[Blargaldalien]

Try a birdfeeder filled with sunflowr seeds.You will be the hit of the local squirrels.

And the captain.

[Roamdawg]

Is that a squirrel hanging upside down? :) LOL. She sounds almost like ManDark from Dexters' lab. LOL Too funny for words. I can't go on because of extreme laughter.

ROMEDAWG

[cerebulon]

firsting the firstness