As someone who routinely ruins his neck "dancing" to real music (even though I got short hair now), I am offended by this. A lot. May I kick her? Please? Just a little bit?
I love Gladstone! Finally someone brave enough to say something about kids. I never did understand why making fun of children would be frowned upon because if anyone deserves it it's them.
goddamn i could kiss you right on the mouth for this! I suppose sampling metal isn't enough...now hip hop artists have to steal one of our few "metal moves" that doesn't involve punching the guy next to you in the face! Your truth juice should be drank by all....yep....i won't take it back either...
@milkkart Damn....they've taken EVERYTHING!!!! lol I'll have to devise a new, better metal move.....maybe something with a nut thrust and dropkick...yeah, this is going perfectly...
What is it with little kids thinking they're professional musicians now? Are we going to get a fetus rapping at us next? Don't laugh, that's where we're headed.
That was the worst song in the f*cking world, I actually felt physical pain hearing it. I've started cutting myself to take away the pain, so far I've used an axe to remove my legs, and it took my mind off the song.
I hate how people say "oh don't be mean she's only 9" she still sucks. The ONLY reason she gets attention is because mommy and daddy are rich celebrities. The song is so annoying and uncreative. Her brother is annoying as hell too. How come people with actual talent don't get the spotlight but these brats do?
Does she write any of her own music or produce her own tracks? No. Yes she is a little kid and shouldn't be expected to do those things, but if a recording artist isn't capable of creating his/her own music, then we must conclude that he/she has no business in the music industry. Does she have some hint of talent? Possibly, but not really anymore than any other kid her age. Is there any reason that she even has a record deal besides the fact that her parents and bro are famous? Fuck No!
Mein Gott, I could tolerate all the other songs you covered. But this really makes me wanna shoot myself. It's just so awful. Like what the hell. Even Ke$ha is better than this.
To be fair, if you give your son a chance of film career, it's only fair to give your daughter a chance of a music career. Don't want to be showing any favouritism.
I'm studying abroad this semester and don't have access to the most recent music/music videos (Nor do I really want it since most of it's gone to the shitter). Is this an actual song? Today's mainstream music is pathetic.
I'll give it 5 years until she's got a sex tape.
mltcm8 2 months ago
As someone who routinely ruins his neck "dancing" to real music (even though I got short hair now), I am offended by this. A lot. May I kick her? Please? Just a little bit?
HeartAttack1990 2 months ago
I love Gladstone! Finally someone brave enough to say something about kids. I never did understand why making fun of children would be frowned upon because if anyone deserves it it's them.
goatsheadsoupnsalt 2 months ago
goddamn i could kiss you right on the mouth for this! I suppose sampling metal isn't enough...now hip hop artists have to steal one of our few "metal moves" that doesn't involve punching the guy next to you in the face! Your truth juice should be drank by all....yep....i won't take it back either...
FreakyWolfman4 3 months ago
@FreakyWolfman4 pretty sure hip hop artists are fairly well know for punching each other in the face in nightclubs.
milkkart 2 months ago
@milkkart Damn....they've taken EVERYTHING!!!! lol I'll have to devise a new, better metal move.....maybe something with a nut thrust and dropkick...yeah, this is going perfectly...
FreakyWolfman4 2 months ago
The head flying off got me.
yogabbagabba1210 4 months ago
Dave Chapelle made a nice song about r kelly and peeing :$
BloodSlut 5 months ago
Gstone gets jizzed on.
That0s...something I didn't need to see. Like ever.
Arquenemeh 5 months ago 6
@Arquenemeh not quite. Its paint.
gladstonew 5 months ago 3
@gladstonew Oh you.
Arquenemeh 5 months ago
@gladstonew You just HAD to use white paint?
ihatebullshit101 1 month ago 3
Sick of kids thinking they're professional musicians. It isn't cute or cool, it's fucking retarded.
SillyIrishPenguin 6 months ago
1:57 caused me to almost wake everyone in the house up :D
nicholasdruminor 7 months ago
I work at Taco Bell and they play this song (I use the word song loosely) often. It makes me want to take a dip in the fryer.
jettadude736 7 months ago 2
that was funny when your head came off
85gioking 9 months ago
What is it with little kids thinking they're professional musicians now? Are we going to get a fetus rapping at us next? Don't laugh, that's where we're headed.
jek21 10 months ago
@jek21 after that, we will have singing sperm :-D
jerudoriginal91 9 months ago
@jerudoriginal91 I'd probably buy that single...
DdlyHeadshot 8 months ago
That was the worst song in the f*cking world, I actually felt physical pain hearing it. I've started cutting myself to take away the pain, so far I've used an axe to remove my legs, and it took my mind off the song.
MrBrent123t 10 months ago
No one cares that you whip your hair!
TheWiper1000 11 months ago
That's the first time I've heard any part of that song.
With luck, it shall be the last.
IamTheS 11 months ago
I like the lower lip joke :D
DroveThemInsane 11 months ago
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Poor thing she has absolutely no
fuckin talent. I whip my dick back and forth
I whip my dick back and forth. Where is my
plat record. Fucking so called celebs have
to big of egos, pimping kids like this.
fightrerrrr 11 months ago
I hate how people say "oh don't be mean she's only 9" she still sucks. The ONLY reason she gets attention is because mommy and daddy are rich celebrities. The song is so annoying and uncreative. Her brother is annoying as hell too. How come people with actual talent don't get the spotlight but these brats do?
pamlovsy2j 1 year ago
Wait.. She's really 9?
BonesxtoxPaste 1 year ago
Will someone please kill that fucking family. They are a total celebration of mediocrity.
telomerase1978 1 year ago
@telomerase1978
Calling them mediocre is a compliment.
kexusX 1 year ago
whats that song you play at the end of every video?
CharlieFoxtrot42 1 year ago
1:57
BearWindAppleyard 1 year ago
he was getting cummed with white on his shirt
TheDalvin2 1 year ago
face at 1:20 priceless
LazarJokic 1 year ago
Willow Smith. Ruining heavy metal moves since 2010.
Notgoinout 1 year ago
he is the best a true genius
superlucario91 1 year ago
no his my hero
superlucario91 1 year ago
gladstone you are my hero
PhillyBluntsDoItRite 1 year ago
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famous1779 1 year ago
@famous1779 omg, that cracked me up. Thank you.
gladstonew 1 year ago 19
@gladstonew haha
famous1779 1 year ago
@famous1779 Well that wouldn't be quite as entertaining, a headless Gladstone, would it?
MissLydiaBro 8 months ago
@MissLydiaBro Oh wait, 2:01. Nope, just as entertaining.
MissLydiaBro 8 months ago
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Does she write any of her own music or produce her own tracks? No. Yes she is a little kid and shouldn't be expected to do those things, but if a recording artist isn't capable of creating his/her own music, then we must conclude that he/she has no business in the music industry. Does she have some hint of talent? Possibly, but not really anymore than any other kid her age. Is there any reason that she even has a record deal besides the fact that her parents and bro are famous? Fuck No!
GranCaida 1 year ago
I whip my hair forward, then proceed to bring it back in such manor.
RepublicOfAntarctica 1 year ago
2:30 jizz
kittenkates 1 year ago
not to mention stealing lyrics from DEVO. DEVO are awesome and do not deserve that kind of unwarranted tomfoolery.
hameyez 1 year ago
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DeepAbsentia 1 year ago
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DeepAbsentia 1 year ago
Jesus. First time I've heard this song. Hoping it's the last.
mrhades652 1 year ago
At first i thought it was Will Smith's son in the clip....
Loonitic11 1 year ago
Funny. I loved the part when your head fell off.
teababe27 1 year ago
HAHAHHAH r.kelly joke!! ahhahahahahhahahahhah... that sure looks paint @2:36...
assomarglar 1 year ago
HAHAHHAH r.kelly joke!! ahhahahahahhahahahhah... that aure looks paint @2:36...
assomarglar 1 year ago
HAHAHHAH r.kelly joke!! ahhahahahahhahahahhah
assomarglar 1 year ago
What is the song at the end of the video?
Thanetos11 1 year ago
gaaah! SO PAINFUL!!!!!
NewMargaritaville 1 year ago
Mein Gott, I could tolerate all the other songs you covered. But this really makes me wanna shoot myself. It's just so awful. Like what the hell. Even Ke$ha is better than this.
jasezer 1 year ago
Nice man!!! And why does it take so long btwn episodes! U add cynicism to my life!
Hassidboy 1 year ago 6
@Hassidboy i do one every other week. every other tuesday on asylum.com. then here after.
gladstonew 1 year ago
why does this shit exist? who green lighted this abomination? what record label...... why... and the RIAA wonder why no one buys cds anymore.
SquarishLink 1 year ago 5
I was waiting for you to make a video about this. Gladstone, you never disappoint.
PTxPrimus 1 year ago 2
Oh my god......
Paulisdead18 1 year ago
just the head part deserved a like :D
Pandor25 1 year ago 2
This might just take a spot as one of the most annoying songs of all time.
Tellmeimaninja 1 year ago
To be fair, if you give your son a chance of film career, it's only fair to give your daughter a chance of a music career. Don't want to be showing any favouritism.
stiggy1605 1 year ago
I'm studying abroad this semester and don't have access to the most recent music/music videos (Nor do I really want it since most of it's gone to the shitter). Is this an actual song? Today's mainstream music is pathetic.
circusfreakonstilts 1 year ago
That was the most annoying chorus I've ever heard. And given the spectrum of cookie cutter songs out there today, that's an achievement.
Btw, the part where your head flew off was wicked funny.
Dradeeus 1 year ago
I just saw a related video and it said 'w/lyrics' ..yeah, coz we need 'em.
Kinglion432 1 year ago
1:58 was totally unexpected. But it raises a good point, how do people scream after you shoot them in the face in COD?
MrDrGrotesque 1 year ago
I've always hated this song; ever since you made me aware of it just now...
spuddles147 1 year ago 49
She expects you to be able to whip your beard hair back and forth as well :-D
Lost77 1 year ago
Gladstone looks vaguely like Billy Mays at the end.
AntiYourFacePhD 1 year ago 2
You don't wanna know what I thought when you mentioned R Kelly.
bodstrom 1 year ago 4
@bodstrom um was it peeing on people, bc that's the joke there....
gladstonew 1 year ago 27