Fail Tank - WoW Parody

[prolaxin23]

wait metal militia

is that a guild on bloodcraft?

[JBjokke]

Alliance with fail tanks ?.... How does that not surprice me ? It's like seeing me with no gramma!

[redsox999233]

also got hacked which helped me quit lol

[redsox999233]

got sick of fail tanks so i lvled my pally then i stoped playing cause lfr made game way too easy =/

[dorrud]

Love this! Thanks to u and ur Guild for the song and the share!

[xherowithnofearx]

i had a great fail tank moment when i clicked heroic will too early on ultraxion and died to fading light...

[LotisCapwell]

@xherowithnofearx God, I fucking HATE that fight. T_T They always make me stay out now. What is this! I don't even...

[yamibalus]

LMAO

[torigob00m]

@dirano09 Hahaha, I had a macro similar to yours.. My boyfriend would tank most of our runs though, so the fail tank bit only came up when I switched to dps and him to healing. WotLK, I miss you! :(

[dirano09]

I gave up on healing a run once because I got tired of the freaking bear tank stop tanking to tell me to use a heal that cost more time and mana when I was so high above their level that my lowest level heal could fully heal the tank from half health, but it never dropped below 65%.

I also made a macro once that yells "BAD TANK! Stop running from your Healz!" for the tanks that plow through a run.

[3picFr0stMag3]

@dirano09

Lol. Nothing worse than a squishy paladin. Because they're not supposed to be squishy. In Stonecore, I had to heal one, and even on the trash mobs, he took so much damage that I had to use "Binding Heal, Serenity, Greater Heal, and Flash Heal" and I put Guardian Spirit on him. He left and we got a better tank. :) You'll have your shit ones and good ones. My rogue is lvl 48 and when I was in Strat(45 elite mobs at lvl42) the tank kicked me nd sum1 else saying my dps was too low..lol

[JENOVA666]

I love it! The lyrics are genius!

[3picFr0stMag3]

I was pretty fail when I was healing Grim Batol, got annoyed and rocket jumped into the lava by accident. I'm such a silly goose.:D

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 If I makes you feel any better, I'm not allowed to have a heated debate while healing Grim Batol. Last time I did, I ran off the same bridge like 4 times. It's in one of my guild's info tab, under guild rules. :P

[3picFr0stMag3]

@LotisCapwell

ROFL. I remember the first time I went there on my mage, I fell off the cliff where you're supposed to ride the dragons and do shit tons of damage to the mobs. I left...I was so embarassed. Now I have a rogue I'm trying to learn how to play. They're very difficult and complex. What server are you on ? I'm on Bonechewer.(PVP) BTW. I was in HoT Heroic and every single time those eyes come out, I always get caught...>.> smh...

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 LOL. Awww, don't be embarrassed! We all have our...uh, shit days! :P If it makes you feel any better, I pulled a Fail Tank move this evening in DS. I was so embarrassed myself that I just sat here, like ._. these people...are never going to forgive me...or raid with me ever again. Needless to say, they still love me, and we're raiding again next Monday night. /flex Also, I'll send you a message about my server information. :)

[3picFr0stMag3]

@LotisCapwell

My DK was supposed to be a tank but I fucked up her gear that I'm embarssed to log onto Silenin. I mean...I just go thru Org. very quickly and avoid other people so they won't inspect mad and make her a laughing stock. Lol. I really oughta make use of her instead of her herbalism profession which I use for alchemy on another toon. And on my server, they're very strict about tanks. In our trade, we have ppl so fucked up that they threaten to kill ppl over it. And call them mean sht

[ABCD123kk]

SHEMALE



[LotisCapwell]

@ABCD123kk *yawn* Being called a shemale after so long, it really does get rather repetitive and boring. Can you haters come up with something more original please?

[ABCD123kk]

@LotisCapwell That was pretty original baby cakes(:

[LotisCapwell]

@ABCD123kk T_T I'm not a shemale.

[ABCD123kk]

@LotisCapwell Id still fuck you

[LotisCapwell]

@ABCD123kk O_O

[Kamikaz325]

:p u need to join the epic fail song awards xd

[kamberis13]

i am personally tank and tank is to blamed all the times cause groups are filled with fuck tards dps and noob healers that find excuses in their failing

[thexwife13]

@kamberis13 its always the healers that are blamed, not the tanks.........

[3picFr0stMag3]

@kamberis13

Not all healers are noobs. I was a new healer but I was good. XD. The only times when i fucked up was when tank lost aggro my heals or dps was doing something dumb. Now I do admit, when i was healing grim batol, i was healing a lower level tank...and he was squishy. i got so annoyed that day, i accidentally rocket jumped into the laval. ROFL. lol.

[SasukoJenkinz]

myy ears....

[111notcool]

not bad

[canyoneagle]

LOL!!!! Well done!

[nfsmwanted]

more like fail healer, mage thinkin he's the healer...

[dave0wisi]

is a men right ?

[Anonwarrior11]

I had a mage leave my group because I wouldnt take from his table.

[LotisCapwell]

@Anonwarrior11 Man, we work hard to make tables for you! :P

[ThePinguinVlog]

u have to think about the "just run around" when they are fighting deathwing :D

[LotisCapwell]

@ThePinguinVlog In LFR...we CAN "just run around". It's great! :|

[ThePinguinVlog]

i quess ur tank was a mage

[IshapWielder]

Fail tanks are so annoying as a Healer T.T Trying to keep them up makes the deeps die and rage at you until they too notice the fainless of the tank.

[HunterPvpz]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrCypres5]

^^ just started a resto druid myself and this made me smile.

So many times i have more hp than the tank in pugs, and have to bear form/shift self heal through adds the tank ignores and runs past lol

[XboXgamerXboX]

thought it would be a song about the tank job not the healer bot being able to keep the tank up long enough for the DPS to destroy the boss

[YukiTenno]

@XboXgamerXboX were is it talking about a healer bot?

[XboXgamerXboX]

@YukiTenno oops typo. not*

[YukiTenno]

@XboXgamerXboX are tween's now a days just getting more brain dead or is it you? what the hell is with your shit comments? did you not take your mental meds ?

[15dinosRAWR]

@YukiTenno i agree with this guy

[15dinosRAWR]

@15dinosRAWR xboxgamerxbox that is

[Tenulind]

fucking bad singing there

[LotisCapwell]

@Tenulind Lol, I know.

[JealousMoarQQ]

@Tenulind

Eh bro. She had the courage to post this online. It's not the best, but it's not the worst. We don't really need your negative additude. Smarten up.

[AMJUSTONE]

first time i heard it but got damn god to be just a fun guild thing!

[sabbalo]

that was terrible

[LotisCapwell]

I would just like to state, that I am no longer a female Worgen. I merely tried it out for the sake of Cata having a new race. Calm yourselves. Sheesh.

[worcruft25]

I love your voice

[Vamperyo]

you are a female worgen and a fucking klicker..

[RhayvenBlood]

God, I thought the dwarven females look weird.

But holy SHIT Worgens are some fugly looking abominations O.o

[BrokenMagi]

i blame the mage healer for that wipe XD

[noname9855]

damn whats wrong with u playing a worgen female



[LotisCapwell]

@noname9855 Not anymore I SWEAR. I merely wanted to try it out. Creep'd me the fuck out son.

[YukiTenno]

@LotisCapwell there isn't anything wrong with Worgen.. it's like werewolf 

[LotisCapwell]

@YukiTenno True, they are...I just got tired of watching my toon sniff around a lot...and make weird...growling noises...it was awkward. :P

[YukiTenno]

@LotisCapwell LOL i get what ya mean. at least it didn't go sniff peoples butts now THAT would be awkward ;p

[LotisCapwell]

@YukiTenno That...would be awkward as fuck...xD

[ThePinguinVlog]

if u like wow songs look: that's the world of warcraft that you play

[Frost2899]

I love your voice, it's nice and deep and its a wonderful change to all the screechy voices we have now! Please keep going. We all really enjoy your music <3

[ThePinguinVlog]

nice voice :D

[Hitmann11]

girl or boy?

[sango213]

how the hell could you not know that it's a female? that's obviously a female's voice.

[MrCoolStoryBro101]

nice song... now get outta my mind O.o lol :3 nd real id me woman hahaha jk

[moog722]

No offence!!!! I heared your song and loved it! I thout you were a girl at first. then i read ome of the comments and figured our. THis is a guy singing?!??!?! <3

[3picFr0stMag3]

Speaking of fail...my husband was tanking, and there was a person in the group that asked the mage to heal...

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 I've had a few people ask me to heal them as a Mage. That's when I whip out my Embersilk Bandages. I like to think of them as L4D first aid kits. :D

[3picFr0stMag3]

@LotisCapwell

Yeah but Embersilk bandages can't heal while in combat, I think. I've had a few very fail tanks while on my first priest toon. One where, in Lost City of Tolvir, this 84 warrior had 96k health and this DK when in Shadow Labrynth couldn't keep threat for shit. So I got blamed by him for not healing. So I healed thru Murmur without a tank and the adds before him and we didn't die once. But when he was w/ us we died a lot.cant forget the tanks who lose aggro to heals

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 Haha! Oh, good thing the song is called Fail Tank! Then again, I've had some pretty bad healers in my WoW life....I Embersilk bandages can too heal while in combat, but if you're hit, or if something interrupts you, you don't get to finish healing, plus you get a debuff on you from recently using a bandage. Trust me on this, I'm a Mage who likes to get into trouble! :P

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 And pardon my typos, I'm not fully awake yet :D

[3picFr0stMag3]

@LotisCapwell

Lol. I'm going to bed after this...slept like shit last night. This priest was my first healing toon and I've gotten TONS of compliments. I've actually gotten invited back to groups. But yeah...healers can be in the same boat as tanks sometimes. I think the worst one was when I was in Grim Batol and all the druid threw out was ONE rejuvination per player. Yeah, we wiped that one...I only wiped one. That was because ppl kept stepping on the dragon eggs(spwning them)

[LotisCapwell]

@3picFr0stMag3 I have recently just started playing the hell out of my Shaman again, and I LOVE healing on her. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I do. :D Grim Batol is one of the worst instances to get into with a fail tank and healer combo. :(

[LongLastTheAlliance]

@3picFr0stMag3 I was once in that situation on my hunter... I just went and bandaged him up :D

[3picFr0stMag3]

@LongLastTheAlliance

Yeah I don't know how ppl expect to survive when u have to band aid them to death lol

[aivles11]

well you can tell its her rely singing

[roadhouse39]

hey some of us tanks are new so ya

[Avengedstar1]

Thanks for the laugh haha. funny video

[Dekulm]

pretty nice, girl :)

[omarcrenshawmob]

fucking brilliant! have it on copy all the time ready to paste in party :P

[steelkenny]

13-16 old people sound like this. Gtfo idiots. You won't do better.

[MrCupcakesrock]

so are you a dude or chick?

[LotisCapwell]

@MrCupcakesrock ....You know, people leave comments...you should try scrolling down, pressing the next button and reading. :) I'm female. :P

[googlesmumu]

Love it :D <3

[Kocke95]

Lol, how can anyone mistake this for a guys voice? Obvious non music-talented people are obvious non-music talented people.

Very good song, and nice singing! Keep it up :)

[gregg8rees]

fabulous! :)

[gregg8rees]

from one fail tank...

[johayn]

nicely done.  Finally an anthem for us frustrated healers.

[noobisafroob]

32 people never had me as tank

[Eagleeyez0909]

I could tell you were a female as soon as you started singing thnx for the nice wow music!!!

[xWolverine14x]

The only thing i don't like in this song is when the ooohhhs switch sides, it makes my ears feel weird...

[Zivvy2011]

Sounds like a girl to me, Haters go hate someone else

[BlaineD23]

She probably sounds like a girl because she is a girl.

And she sounds hot. Deal wit it.

[LotisCapwell]

:| I'm not a guy in real life. 100% female. You know, some of our most amazing artists, have a deeper singing voice AND they're female. Does that automatically make them a shemale? Hm, what a situation to be in....again, haters gon' hate. Your little attempts at trolling are amusing. <3

[FallOutGuy17]

OH MY GOD stop making fun of LotisCapwell ! this is really good espesially for your first parody

[LotisCapwell]

@FallOutGuy17 Thank you. <3

[Baneio]

Are you a girl?

[rafaltg1]

3:14 xD

[boomerboy01]

the circling voice is scary

[ShesThaMan]

at least you rhythm your words really well, nice lyrics and singing but you really do sound like a girl..

[LotisCapwell]

@ShesThaMan :|

[iBruceKT]

@LotisCapwell Exacly a poker face

[LotisCapwell]

@iBruceKT :|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||­|||||

[BestialWorgen]

@ShesThaMan That one kinda hurt i think :>

(She is a girl)...

[kibea6768]

No wonder you had a fail tank, you are ally :P

[TheRomanCraft]

@kibea6768 Throm-Ka

[TheCashfile]

OMG do u sound like a shemale

[LotisCapwell]

@TheCashfile So, because I have a different singing style than other people, it automatically makes me a shemale? Damn, had I know this, I would've killed myself a long time ago! Haters gon' hate. <3

[Getpwnt7]

Love this song :D

[whatshesaid1998]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i know u lol XD ur on my real id lol xD

[AgateGaisaren]

actually pretty good

[Monkeyspankerelite]

This was funny as hell xD Thx for uploading.

[ProtPaladinPvE]

3 secs in my ears started bleeding apple sauce..... that shit aint right!?

[LotisCapwell]

@ProtPaladinPvE The fact that you're bleeding applesauce should tell you, that there's something wrong.

[Furbable]

25ppl are fail tanks

[pieragous1]

I dont think she's ever heard of add ons

[LotisCapwell]

@pieragous1 Lol! Touche <3

[Fyathas1]

I really enjoyed this song. It was pretty awesome for the most part. I play a healer, so I feel that pain. As for the video, no offense but I think you could do better. A song like this deserves an absolutely epic video.

[LotisCapwell]

@Fyathas1 Trust me. If I had the proper equipment to do so, I would. :) Thanks for the input, very, very much appreciated.

[chukky1124]

you cant heal your fail tank ? cause your a mage?

[LotisCapwell]

@chukky1124 Haha, I didn't have a healer toon quite ready to be in a video yet :P

[lotrocreepside]

haha i swear this is true about a lot of tanks out their *is that cloth on your head?*

[kimmen98]

CANT HEAL MA CANT HEAL MA FAAAYUL TANK! xD

[NeonGreenLight]

Sounds like a fail healer.

[wyleanda]

Wow this is very good. Condsidering a first. :)))

[Rocker102XD]

This is REALLY good! LOVE IT!!!

[derkrath]

lyrics are good, and as a healer you should be making your tank listen to you, i've a healer and everyone respects the heals....or they dont get any from me i dont mind wipes as much as mind disrespect or stupidity

[TheEpicVikings]

Nice video!(; I agree! Im a healer and I hate when tanks don't even put the healer in consideration! (let us mana up before you pull...)

[klcopen13]

Fuck these people flaming you for your singing and playing Alliance. I don't see them making wow parodies. I think your song was great! =D

[blubbermomo]

Gesang ist scheisse tut nur in den Ohren weh...Aber der Text is gut :)

[furyfire22]

nice parody & good sing'ing

[Hinamimini]

Nice job on this, it's pretty good :)

[jan7111993]

are you a boy or a girl? cant hear it out of the voice^^

[AL0229]

learn to sing and you will get likes only.

[avataraaronc]

@AL0229 Learn to use grammar.Maybe then you will be liked. Besides this is way better than lady gaga or the other horrible singers these days.

[AL0229]

@avataraaronc Wow! What a big misstake by me D:. IF I wrote it correctly would you agree with me? People on youtube are using too stupid arguements...

[avataraaronc]

@AL0229 No i just like to make idiots like you who get mad about things rage.

[anhonestword]

This is brilliant. Great job!

[Taffkazzi71]

your singing sucks more than the tank i show u how to sing and how to tank

[LotisCapwell]

@Taffkazzi71 Also, if you're gonna be rude, at least be grammatically correct when you're doing it. I'm pretty sure there's an automatic spell check in this here comment box. :)

[loljustice31]

@LotisCapwell I'm sorry I have to agree, her singing is like nails on a chalkboard. Sometimes it's good but mostly it's unbearable.

[avataraaronc]

@LotisCapwell Taff is just an idiot.Don't worry there are so many on here. :P

[DeadSplice]

@LotisCapwell sounded ok to me lol

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@LotisCapwell You sound like an agitated black teenage girl.

[MrSpitfire1417]

@Taffkazzi71 lets hear u sing oh wait stfu u cant

[n00bnetrum]

Fucking furfag. The trolls shall eat you alive.

Also you suck.

[LotisCapwell]

@n00bnetrum I saw the light and went Horde. ^_^

[lendir1]

@LotisCapwell So you went Horde eh? Welcome to the dark side, we can always use another good healer.

[LotisCapwell]

@lendir1 I was told the dark side had cookies...please tell me you do! :D Will heal for cookies!

[sweetjonathan14]

@LotisCapwell Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

[LotisCapwell]

@sweetjonathan14 :( Just a little bit. I was excited for said cookies.

[sweetjonathan14]

@LotisCapwell sorry.... Not my decision. More of a management thing

[LotisCapwell]

@sweetjonathan14 :((((((( I really wanted a cookie!

[sweetjonathan14]

@LotisCapwell Sorry :((((

[avataraaronc]

@LotisCapwell Horde have tauren. ^_^

[fordguy818]

Awesome lyrics, need to get some work on the sound quality/singing tho. Great idea...should find yourself someone with animation skills and make this vid hit the big time : )

[Tautoro85]

LACHKRAMPF!!!!!

[Aningan2617]

Woo! Loti you are so awesome!!!

[Blast407]

i like it good job ^^

[Polip103]

I dont doubt that you cant heal a fail tank on a mage.

[knon2000]

wow this is good singing you people who think she cant sing get a life!!!!

[Emerami]

Beautiful sound.

[meatmanbeaver]

This is tbh the best so far. Kristie ann and the others are horrible. All they do is AUTOTUNE THE SHIET OUT OF IT. And they just fail sing and their songs makes absolutly no sense. This one im gonna thumbs up. So Lotiscapwell just put a little bit more effort in the singing to make it fit it better then you will be nr1 youtube WOW parody singer. You'll beat the others by far. Good job!

[edanny2010]

OMG please learn how to sing first. this is horrible sounding.

[LotisCapwell]

@edanny2010 I swear it's my mic. I can sing. :P

[Thrap420]

@edanny2010 Oh well this shit is funny

[Addy1987]

TBH this is one of the better wow parodies around.. pretty good m8 :) keep it up

[ujustgottrolledlolol]

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