(Alternate) Baywatch TV Intro

[cro44magnum]

David Hasselhoff is chock full of Fruit Snacks.

[Mangina9000]

Denise

[SuperTottenham3]

For some reason I want to have fun with my fruit snacks

[egdeltur666]

Ha!

Eye candy...

[SAGEBOT500]

What, no Shark Bites?

[screechkid116]

@SAGEBOT500 good one

[MrWoofington]

This is such great culture jamming.

[Vicious713]

How advertising Should be done.

[thejobloshow]

Erika Eleniak and Nicole Eggert were two women I had a raging boner for in the 90s - what happened... Pamela ended up staying in the best shape.

[nathantruant]

Nice penis on the blur at the end there...

[VagueLoaf]

The cleanup after making this video must have been delicious

[google3847]

hahahahaha!!!

[Kornburger]

Run David!

To the Hesselcopter xD

[Ijustneedthatsong]

ohhhh, I get it... :P

[shoebot]

i dont get it.

[ccaaeeiioouuss]

ok i have not laughed that hard in a long time.

[automatwinslaytracks]

Twistables was good shit

[GunnarMcGriff]

Fruit Gushers are the greatest.

[xGSxMayhem94]

lmao...so fucking random

[eepruls]

Totally. I love the David Hasselhoff albums at the end. I mean, WTF? LOL

[ccaaeeiioouuss]

i think it would have been more random if there was a gun next to the care bears snacks instead of a volley ball and if it was just a bottle of Florida Natural juice instead of Florida NAtural fruit snacks, but alas they had to stick to a theme

[katiekawaii]

Why?

[GamingTranceSeer]

Baywatch was obviously being supported by all those fruit snack companies!

[DaUziel]

Huh.

*The More You Know!*

[prjctblue]

After they showed the black guy, the should have cut to some watermelon or grape flavored fruit snacks.

[Batosai420]

That would have been hilarious!  But the people not intelligent enough to tell the difference between racism & stereotyping would flame.

[onehundreddollars]

This video made me want fruit snacks. Fuck you.

[TheRealJimmyboy222]

0:43 forgive me if I'm wrong but does she have a penis :o

[parttimehuman]

oh kiddo, you have a long way to go.

[TuberDoobar]

U thought that was a penis?...

[CorruptCop01]

Don't You At Least Watch Porn? Maybe Even Some CP Would Help You Out At This Point.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

some day you'll appreciate that penis jimmboy222

[IAmRobinho]

Brings back happy memories of Baywatch shamefully shilling Adidas sports wear during their infamous "music video" section of the show.

Happy days...

[jimjimjimjim1234]

i'm kind of pissed the roll up didnt make an appearance

[15thCrypt]

that was the very 1st one

[nappa0582]

Oh Hoffmister. Before the drunken burger rant. Good times...... I think.

What the hell ever happened to Twistables? I remember the commercials and then they just vanished..

[Ironzealot7531]

mmm fruitsnacks

[malakius]

Subliminal information faggots.

[buybackwhatyoustole]

Boobs and fruit snacks! It's everything I love in the world!

[justariflefromjordan]

me too!!!! got to love boobs and fruit snacks!!

[nunlover]

remember bonkers? those were good.

[duffchick58]

GUSHERS!?!?! where the fuck did those things go.

[burby8100]

there still around my nephew was eating them the other day.

[yellowfellow]

fruit snacks is definitely the food equivalent of hot babes on the beach.

[SECgatorFAN]

ummmmmm Nicole Eggert. A fruit snack all her own.

[geofree1984]

i fucking love gushers

[soiledshortz]

FRUIT ROLL UPS! FUCK YEAH!!

[sharethispoison7]

nomnomnom

[chorkybrenner]

God I hated the 90's.

[JacEspeare]

...pero volveran a estar de moda...muy pronto.

[animeownage86]

Made with real fruit.

[bpmbrent]

now i want some damn gushers. fruit snacks forever

[Kidiot]

Gushers WANT

[duffchick58]

gushers ftw

[wucommasteven]

LMAO!!!!111!!!!11!!!1!!ONE!!!!­

[noxcovenant]

God damn, I masturbated to that shit.

[whoistylerdurden666]

LOL what the hell

[google3847]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JAlexander86]

Where is Shark Bites?

[polskiOgorka]

YOU FORGOT SODALICIOUS :O

[domite1]

I really didn't even come close to understanding this.

[zitcat2]

did you wait 'til the end?

[twm314]

extremely stupid

[Bapman2099]

Didn't really find it funny.

[eroedo87]

er mejo telefilm.......

[mirage45331]

what about sunkist creme supremes?

[breakingthehabit2008]

HAHAHAHA

[Albeleo]

lmfao that was great man

[ajs802]

gushers are the fuckin shit the best damn fruity gummy snack in the world

[Antidiplomate]

Holy shit mayne, you killed me.

I was laughing so hard reading your comment ! damn ! funnier than the vid.

[MrKips]

fruit roll-ups are so much better than fruit by the foot its not even funny

[SpamNapkin]

I agree 100%

[ajs802]

definatly

[troderick666]

@MrKips You obviously haven't been raised in the Adirondacks. Fruit by the Foot Homies back me UP!!

[iwillkillyou7]

@MrKips you've just made a powerful enemy

[MrKips]

@iwillkillyou7 i made that comment 3 years ago but im still more than willing to stand by it. get the fuck out of the way fruit by the footer scumbag

[JollyJollies22]

Did that Erika woman at :44 seriously look like that? It looks like she has a cock. Ew.

[skrillavilla]

Where the fuck are the dunkaroos?

[Monodi91]

Do you realize you just squished all the 90s in a video? DAMN!

[bassage13]

all of the 90's was a bunch of candy and Baywatch?

[noitaroproc]

yeah pretty much

[confusinomitron]

No, there were Skip Its, too.

[yuginpl]

WTF!?

[Chalcas]

God do I love fruit snacks...

[slovik]

The Hoff.  Fucking period.

[epyon112]

the black never swam!!! CUZ PPL THINK BLACK PPL CANT SWIM

[usmcbatman0311]

i'm mclovin it!1 keep up the good work!

[Onico5]

dont get it

[andyroo54]

I dont think your supposed to, but why the fuck are people neg repping this guy? Not one of you have answered his question...

[Luckdragon]

I freaking love those Hello Kitty fruit snacks!!!

[dracowar]

EYE CANDY!

[assilembrandywine]

At first, I didn't get it. But now, I think what the video is trying to say is that the actors on Baywatch are like fruit snacks. The fruit snacks aren't really fruit. In fact, the first ingredient on the lable is often sugar or a sugar bi-product. (hint: this would be anything involving the word "syrup" or the suffix "-ose".) By that comparison, Baywatch doesn't have real actors and Pamela Anderson doesn't have real breasts.

[Ginyustyle]

@assilembrandywine I think you're thinking too hard, it's a damn youtube video.

[shelton705]

@Ginyustyle

This comment is such a buzzkill.

[screechkid116]

@assilembrandywine real breasts on pamela anderson!?! i would never believe it!!! (i'd poke her tits with a metal pin just to see if they'll pop like balloons and she'll fly around the room! )

[Spram2]

Erika Elienak > Pamela Anderson

[aversion2k]

Gregory Alan Williams > Erika Elinak

[VeNeM999]

lol neg, not back then

[immagonnarockayoua]

Hamburger Penis > Gregory Alan Williams

[SpamNapkin]

No Gummi Savers?

[Andrew1911]

Eh, I didn't like this one all that much. Well, they can't all be gold, I suppose.

[jeskers]

No sharkbites?!

[DocFunky]

...what's the point of this? I mean, really.

[fairfax11]

He's showing how awesome he is is at editing video.

[moistandwanting]

art

[robertmaniac]

the point of have nothing to do really!!!

[lediva]

I think the point is that fruit snacks have acting ability equal to most of the people on Baywatch.

[DamnedFuss]

Oh, I thought that the Fruit Snacks were describing the actor/actress subliminally; like Pam's Vitamin C portraying her Hepatitis C, and Hoff's assorted fruit flavors. =P

[NickandJacey]

Hahahaha!

That's funny.

[CranberryCocktail]

mnmmm i want me some fruit snacks!

[b0gart7]

Why is the Duck Tales vid funny but the rest are shit? Confusing.

[Anbesol84]

thats what I am wondering.

[killustrator]

happy days is fucking brilliant

[davidalex88]

because most of them are subliminal [in a "you have to know wth is their point of view of thet show" way]

[nekrobot]

Hehe, nice product-placement.

[DocZo0b]

if you hated one FatalFarm video, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP WATCHING ALL OF THEM?

[TommyFilth1]

When you die, even your parents will celebrate.

[CranberryCocktail]

since you have such a strong opinion on these shorts, why don't you try and create something better? are you a film student making an educated critque or are you some lonely soul trapped forever in your parents basement? if you can do so much better i would like to see you try instead of just running your mouth!

[hardr0ck]

hey, she's entitled to her own opinion... I can kind of understand where she's coming from, since I don't get this one.

[CranberryCocktail]

never once did i say she was not entitled to her own opinion. it's totally fine to not like something but to go to all of the fatal farms video's and put negative comments it's just disrespectful. these people worked hard one these vids and if someone doesn't like them they don't have to watch them.

[EPlCFAlLGUY]

what the fuck...?

[aares]

This is hilarious...the whole time I had no idea what some of the text read cause I was lookin at the fine bitches...I watched it a second time and I finally realized LOL what a dumbass I am

[anexperimat]

FUN FOR EVERYONE

[rockdontrun]

ALL of the fruit snacks?  You couldn't POSSIBLY know that!

[DoobyDoo2]

Melons and Vaginas!

[Lacclolith]

סּ_סּ?

[hopefuldopeisgood]

hmm... for some reason i found this funny. maybe it's because the original opening is suppose to be "sexy" but then it is edited with overt advertising messages for so-called fruit snacks that aren't exactly healthful [it's just sugar and food colouring], plus a side of "cute culture" [hello kitty]. cute vs sexy??? or is it corny vs sexy?

[ryanna1978]

This thing makes no sense...but I laughed my ass off.

[Impath]

I'm guessing that both real and fake versions deal with eye candy...

[Milkshake1717]

lol

[PaleEnchantress]

Now see, I was expecting someone diving off the helicopter and falling onto the propeller below, someone who is in severe need of a waxing job. . .I get the concept of the fruit snacks, but gore is better.

[bigtard]

This one sucks.

[NoncentsProductions]

Not your greatest, but most of your other videos are right on.

[slvgdvg]

go away nerd spammer

[mubd]

You ARE a spammer if you say something completely different to the video.

[mubd]

Fuck off.

[bobrossfreak]

I don't see why this thing hasn't gotten more love. This spoof is awesome and makes me reminisce about how I watched that show too mucn back in the day. :P