Sadly, I saw a movie on Scifi (I refuse to call it syfy!) that was made resently and credited Roger Corman! So either he's really old, or somebody took his name.
Either way...I enjoyed riffing it, but it pains me knowing that the man is still in business and yet there's no MST3K to tear these movies down professionally!
I never figured out why they fired me. Hmm...I was late a lot. There is that. I showed up that one time from the kegger. I was all stinky. I hadn't showered. I punched that guy from Accounting. Someone really had it out for me, though. I think I know who it was.
Crow: Mike, honey, you're scaring us.
Tom: We'll be right back. Mike!
Crow: Maybe we shouldn't have gone back quite that far.
@Tanyableu He didn't need anyone to allow him to, he did it on his own, he did it cheap and he did it alot. He was no great artist, but he completed this in a redressed supermarket in 6 days. An entire movie in 6 days. There's something to be said for that.
Even a small release and small audience would net him a solid audience.
Also, fun fact, he may have provided Jack Nicholas with his breakout role in Little Shop of Horrors.
Thank you! I don't mind people saying he's a horrible director or that his movies suck, but I'm grateful that someone finally understands how Hollywood works. Good movies don't get you more work, profitable movies do.
Mike at 2:42 - 3:15, It seems like Mike goes into his scary reveries whenever he talks about his temp jobs and the people who got him fired from them. I like that side of Mike. This is so much like part 1 of Riding with Death.
THE DAY WE'VE ALL DREADED HAS FINALLY COME..... TIROL9 HAS BEEN BOOTED OFF YOUTUBE BY THOSE CUNTS AT NBC UNIVERSAL THAT THINK THEY OWN THIS SHOW!!! ALL HIS VIDS ARE GONE!!
4:48 the background tune sounds very similar to a tune from Zelda: OOT. the tune you hear when going yup the tower for the final fight against Ganondorf.
@DanRaccoon -Ha, you nerds make me laugh with your intricate knowledge of games like Zelda, Ocarina of Time (originally on the N64) where you have to ride across Hyrule Field constantly to complete quests while avoiding night demons & collecting rupees and you have a horse that comes when you whistle (but you don`t get the horse until a bit later in the game). Get a life.
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cooldudedtf 12 hours ago
Mary Jo's reaction after finishing her exam was exactly like mine when I finished the SAT.
tripoli911 1 month ago
"He's offering her a hand grenade."
DickieAnginson 2 months ago
@JRobHacker i agree i also refuse to call that channel by that name. i miss the good old days.
blvp2145 2 months ago
Sadly, I saw a movie on Scifi (I refuse to call it syfy!) that was made resently and credited Roger Corman! So either he's really old, or somebody took his name.
Either way...I enjoyed riffing it, but it pains me knowing that the man is still in business and yet there's no MST3K to tear these movies down professionally!
JRodHacker 3 months ago
one of the very best MST's great
paulbgood 3 months ago
THIS IS A VERY DISPIRITING EASTER EGG HUNT...
1danielday 3 months ago
STAAAAAYYYYY!
atrdnut 4 months ago
*Roger Corman's name appears* "Oh, that's it- we're doomed." and "Peter Pan, Antichrist" XD
Handskumduckling 5 months ago
Way to bring up 'Nam, bots.
superkeaton 5 months ago
I never figured out why they fired me. Hmm...I was late a lot. There is that. I showed up that one time from the kegger. I was all stinky. I hadn't showered. I punched that guy from Accounting. Someone really had it out for me, though. I think I know who it was.
Crow: Mike, honey, you're scaring us.
Tom: We'll be right back. Mike!
Crow: Maybe we shouldn't have gone back quite that far.
ChaoticYak 6 months ago
Mike may be a total loser, but he can be really terrifying when he tries.
TheGunboat 6 months ago
ooh, the undead! now, I'm a fan of Corman at any speed, but that devil guy's a little too into it.
and Quintis, man.. won't see a hypnotist THIS blatantly evil 'til the great Vorelli hits the scene
Mike goes full psycho there for a while, too. I'd be nervous sharing a sattelite with him.. or a theater row, for that matter
OneThousandWorlds 6 months ago
ROGER CORMAN Presents
"-That's it, we're doomed."
Rookilius 7 months ago
I've never seen this one before; how many walking scenes are we in for in this one?
KingSnarf 7 months ago
Could that beggining bit be mocking the fact that they had to have a storyline slightly?
ColonelHoraldo 7 months ago
@Tanyableu He didn't need anyone to allow him to, he did it on his own, he did it cheap and he did it alot. He was no great artist, but he completed this in a redressed supermarket in 6 days. An entire movie in 6 days. There's something to be said for that.
Even a small release and small audience would net him a solid audience.
Also, fun fact, he may have provided Jack Nicholas with his breakout role in Little Shop of Horrors.
ArmorArmadillo 8 months ago in playlist MST3k Season 8 Part 1
@ArmorArmadillo
Thank you! I don't mind people saying he's a horrible director or that his movies suck, but I'm grateful that someone finally understands how Hollywood works. Good movies don't get you more work, profitable movies do.
PsychoticLoner 8 months ago
Oh I had forgotten about this one.
Probably the most tedious movie of the Mike era.
Kinemacolor 8 months ago
TorgoRisen is funny.
shandelear 9 months ago
Mike at 2:42 - 3:15, It seems like Mike goes into his scary reveries whenever he talks about his temp jobs and the people who got him fired from them. I like that side of Mike. This is so much like part 1 of Riding with Death.
Vitance 9 months ago 2
"Mike honey, you're scaring us!"
634devil 9 months ago
How is it this Corman guy was allowed to make so many movies?
Tanyableu 9 months ago
It really is too bad that the use of "taco-rific" isn't commonplace in Tibet...
DMCdawg 11 months ago
"Look upon my face." Do I hafta?
8:51 Tom's laugh, LOL
I dunno...this Satan guy is my favorite character in this movie.
applebonker141 11 months ago
THE DAY WE'VE ALL DREADED HAS FINALLY COME..... TIROL9 HAS BEEN BOOTED OFF YOUTUBE BY THOSE CUNTS AT NBC UNIVERSAL THAT THINK THEY OWN THIS SHOW!!! ALL HIS VIDS ARE GONE!!
bLuDcLoT06 11 months ago
@bLuDcLoT06 no theyre not most of em are still on here
12345Protoss 10 months ago
They should've never got that cow dung sprayer!
Gigrantula58 11 months ago
You have fingers...I like that in a man!
fuckingkiddinme 1 year ago
I hardly did anything. Filed papers, ate bear claws, played DOOM....
Irkedmv 1 year ago 2
At Chili's we flame grill our credits to perfection
znirich 1 year ago
Bobo stacking boxes is so cute!
Smokey says "Only you can prevent Roger Corman"
Ahhh Lung Cancer!
changyimei 1 year ago
I meant fluffernutter!
DionysiusSilenus 1 year ago
I can still fit in the outfit I wore at my baptism haha
fuckingkiddinme 1 year ago
"Peter Pan, Antichrist" LOFAO!! :)
ConstantineChernabog 1 year ago
...but you're not smart!
I just test well!
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 2
Roger Corman: "Thats it. We're doomed!"
NorthernKaled 1 year ago
Pearl's the prettiest mad scientist I've ever seen.
;)
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
Professor: Excuse me. Did I say nonsense?
Mike: I meant fluffer nutter!
Professor: I mean idiocy.
Quintis: Don't condemn me without a try, Professor.
Servo: Too late, you're condemned!
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
@BryonYoungblood
8:34
Satan could really use a good barber.
That goatee just isn't working for him.
Also, his eyebrows could use a bit of a trim, don't you think?
;)
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
@SinnFein4ever
Crow: At Chili's, we flame-broil our credits to perfection!
Crow: Roger Corman's Backdraft!
Servo: I wouldn't wanna be downwind of Roger Corman's Backdraft, I'll tell ya that much!
Mike: Smokey says only YOU can prevent Roger Corman!
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
@BryonYoungblood
4:35-4:45
I couldn't have said it better myself.
;)
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
@SinnFein4ever I agree. ;)
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
fire in the projection room. guess we cant watch the movie.
InterEDGE 1 year ago
Crow: Welp, that's it. We're doomed!
Servo: Yeah.
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
congrats tom servo and gypsy for the good test scores
EmperorFour 1 year ago
Observer: The human, though...all his answers read, "Why? Why? Why?"
Mike: Well, I'm kind of having a bad day. I'm better now, though. Crow bit me again!
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 2
Mike's about to rage.
ComCodex 1 year ago
TACO-RIFIC!
skinlessboy 1 year ago 2
i heard leonard maltin gave this movie 3 stars
supermariofan03 1 year ago
@supermariofan03 Oh, Leonard.
:/
lonelysith66 3 months ago
Peter Pan, Anti-Christ
Drez26 1 year ago 4
He's offering her a hand grenade!
akje93 1 year ago
I wish I had that really good temp. job Mike mentioned.
pytko3 1 year ago
"Only YOU can prevent Roger Coreman."
GroovieBuff 1 year ago
Tom Servo is smarter than Brain Guy? That's hilarious.
Firesidetalker 1 year ago
4:48 the background tune sounds very similar to a tune from Zelda: OOT. the tune you hear when going yup the tower for the final fight against Ganondorf.
DanRaccoon 1 year ago
@DanRaccoon -Ha, you nerds make me laugh with your intricate knowledge of games like Zelda, Ocarina of Time (originally on the N64) where you have to ride across Hyrule Field constantly to complete quests while avoiding night demons & collecting rupees and you have a horse that comes when you whistle (but you don`t get the horse until a bit later in the game). Get a life.
Gjeorje 1 year ago 3
"Peter Pan: anti christ" (that one always makes me laught so hard!)
"ah, lung cancer!"
"neither does the word, taco-riffic"
"i meant fluffernutter"
purpleshamrock17 1 year ago 2
"Fire in the projection room. Guess we can't watch the film..."
johnnyhorror92182 1 year ago
Mike vapor-locked is both funny and frightening!
Am I the only one who finds it extremely entertaining that Mike gets answered by Mike as one of the Observers?
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 5
This is subtle??
sexysadie1977 1 year ago 4
Some people just have a knack for standardized testing, I was like that in school, and I dropped out.
scooteratreides 1 year ago
@scooteratreides Same here
OzzyFan87 1 year ago
"You have fingers. I like that in a man."
darkprose 2 years ago 26
just thought id throw this out there but whhen the ape stacks the boxes that a riff on an old psychology expirement lol
crypticore91 2 years ago 4
I love MST3K!
turnertalking 2 years ago 30