You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town and he's had an incredibly long drive. The last thing he needs is any shit off you two!
Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012: the government has decided to stop putting up taxes and insted start paying for their own stuff from their wages insted of putting it on exspenses.
@MrBeefaroo have you got forced mono? most of us are only hearing through the left speaker or earphone (or right, if you're jokersvideos and have your earphones in the wrong way round)
And if you get several flat pieces of cardboard and lay them in a circle around you, you have an ex-box 360! And if you broadcast one of said boxes over Satellite, you have Ex-box live!
@jjproductionscorp God forbid that you only hear a person's voice coming from one direction. Actually, I see what you mean. I hate it when I hear the voices of One Direction.
@martinthomas1980 damn the bbc are getting more and more crap when it comes to quality it would sound better coming off a camera filming a tv with the youtube quality being 240p
I'm with you Cobrakay2003. This show always has me laughing out loud, but that last little ditty did for me,.......priceless!
mishdoc1 6 days ago
Loved that last one, cracked me up badly.
Cobrakay2003 2 weeks ago
i bought you a puppy-but, apparently you're supposed to leave holes in the box... here's a nice fur rug instead.
YodaAndCo 1 month ago
I can't even hear it in my left ear....
CptnClunge 1 month ago
ok ok people the sound isnt right bloody hell get a life
Kapernakus07 1 month ago
My left ear enjoyed this.
MrDarkhomer1231 1 month ago
i miss Frankie. D:
ThomasBFMV 1 month ago
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN. People like different comedians, accept it, grow up.
poisonedjager 2 months ago
I think the best unlikely thing to hear at Christmas is "No Brussel Sprouts"
spikyGeddis 2 months ago
My left ear feels left out...
TwitTawoo1 2 months ago
i need a ginourmous poo
chubbywoman 2 months ago
miss u frankie :(
VegasPoker 2 months ago 4
Shit.
mattyh099 2 months ago
Now i remember why i stopped watching MTW, Chris Addison isn't funny and should get the fuck off the T.V
Parkerthe1 2 months ago 7
Just spent ages trying to figure out what has happened to my headphones, then I read the top comments!
hanginghimself 2 months ago
lmao
ThDrkKnyt 2 months ago
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town and he's had an incredibly long drive. The last thing he needs is any shit off you two!
108doctorwho 2 months ago 2
Brilliant
wisteela 2 months ago
females are just not funny !
njp3rry 2 months ago 2
@njp3rry sarah millican but other than her i agree
BD22UK 2 months ago
@BD22UK SARAH MILLICAN IS FUNNY? HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're joking, right?
Infeecctteedd 2 months ago 3
why the hell is everyone on about headphones? just listen to it out loud if they're not working!
RandomJot 2 months ago
@RandomJot no its cuz the sound doesnt play through one of the speakers/head phones
alexanderhulse 2 months ago
This is a programme's just a shit version of 8 out of 10 cats
0oo11oo0 2 months ago
why the hell did people laugh when dara said "unlikely things to hear at chrsitmas" ?
francaisemusique 2 months ago
something wrong with my left ear!!!
sonny1ification 2 months ago
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FishySeven 2 months ago
@sonny1ification
Dude, you're lucky - only my left one works :/
FishySeven 2 months ago
Lol!! Great!!
mellyanehta 2 months ago
minge flaps
GoRY69R 2 months ago
Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012: the government has decided to stop putting up taxes and insted start paying for their own stuff from their wages insted of putting it on exspenses.
GoRY69R 2 months ago
£> G35 7.1 headphones, switch to dolby sound to hear in both ears :3 mwahaha
DysNation 2 months ago
re: Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012:
1. Female news presenter: welcome to the news at 6. The world hasn't ended today (stripping off slowly) so i'm not afraid to show these bastards!
2. And they're off and what's this? Sky in last place? They'd better be for their excution afterwards!
3. It's Fatima's turn for Javelin and.. oooohhhh! She's definately owned the guy who got 4000 complaints for commenting about her weight!
jrainey94 2 months ago
Unlikely things to hear in 2012.
1. The BBC License Fee has been abolished for the next 30 years.
2. Formula 1 in its entirety will be back on the BBC.
3. Mark Thompson to quit London and work for Israeli television in Jerusalem as a cameraman.
4. Eastenders to be scrapped.
5. Daily cooking shows to be abolished.
Round of applause please,.. :P
londongamer 2 months ago
That guy in the green shirt is just so unbelievably unfunny. Why the hell is on tv?
grandabell 2 months ago
@grandabell Milton Jones? He's very funny. Each to their own I guess.
HasanSIM14 2 months ago
I liked last year better
pretenditsagoodworld 2 months ago
Unlikley things to hear at christmas? this video in my right ear
James170892 2 months ago 8
I think my ears are fucked....
cat0the0cat 2 months ago
My right ear is deaf apparently.
lsrwLuke 2 months ago
green shirted guy got his "ex-box" joke off sickipedia. would be nice if the guys paid to be funny could think up their own jokes BBC!!!!
AlexSnowBob 2 months ago
@AlexSnowBob How do you know Sickipedia didn't get their "ex-box" joke off the BBC?
GoldenBlockGaming 2 months ago
@GoldenBlockGaming because the guy who put it on sickipedia did so months ago, maybe not even this year; this episode was released about 2 weeks ago.
AlexSnowBob 2 months ago
@AlexSnowBob Because the comedians on mock the week NEVER use material that they've used before. A little common sense please.
Rfairney 2 months ago
@AlexSnowBob No, Sickipedia got their joke of him - its even credited to him
eladyokal 2 months ago
Fffs, Milton is still on the show? Meh, do not want.
DamnedHobo 2 months ago
love the last one!!!!!
ArmonCooper 2 months ago
Miles at the end probably has the best one I think
OmegaRFox 2 months ago
Fabu!
deathtocomputers 2 months ago
Oi! not everyone in Croydon is a mug, im sure santa knows that :(
phoney98 2 months ago
well sorr-rey santa!
kaphiify 2 months ago
@MrBeefaroo You forgot to sign off "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" lol
rabbitspliff 2 months ago
@MrBeefaroo have you got forced mono? most of us are only hearing through the left speaker or earphone (or right, if you're jokersvideos and have your earphones in the wrong way round)
rabbitspliff 2 months ago
Why is there a woman on a comedy show???
Chalky2007 2 months ago
@Chalky2007
I am sick to death of sexist idiots like you,
Rikku2250 2 months ago
@Rikku2250 And I'm sick to death of women escaping the kitchen! I think we're in the same boat.
Chalky2007 2 months ago
@Chalky2007 Kitchen joke. Wittyyyy. Prick.
xmintyx13 2 months ago
My right ear feels lonely...
jokersvideos 2 months ago 164
@jokersvideos mine too. :(
georgemiser 2 months ago
Thought my headphones had died, DON'T DO THAT TO ME BBC
10KLaura 2 months ago 105
That Ex-box one was good.
andrewhenman 2 months ago 10
Thank God, I thought it was just me having the sound problem.
bloodyhell50 2 months ago
i dont see the humor...
1234567898765432hi 2 months ago
Milton Jones is always excellent.
wotucudavwon 2 months ago
oh god the grandparent jokes....
BarakzaiKings 2 months ago
0:52 was class in my opinion :)
lukianzio 2 months ago
argh my right ear was fucked up :(
i29nufc 2 months ago
this cheered me up ^^
RenjiNo1 2 months ago
My right ear feels lonely tbh.
BigRedScouser 2 months ago 5
lolz at that last one
Genesis3Chi 2 months ago
Why do people find Milton Jones funny?
TorchwoodUK 2 months ago
@TorchwoodUK he just is
ejcmoorhouse 2 months ago
@TorchwoodUK Because he is
MrRoyal1871 2 months ago
I thought my beats were broken! I was freaking the fuck out...
NazishDiPetrova 2 months ago
And if you get several flat pieces of cardboard and lay them in a circle around you, you have an ex-box 360! And if you broadcast one of said boxes over Satellite, you have Ex-box live!
Akriloth2160 2 months ago 3
i can only hear it in one ear?
SahanaQuail 2 months ago
@SahanaQuail Why did you make that a question? Surely it's a statement.
martinthomas1980 2 months ago
mono audio, feel like im in the 1950's again :D
245thegreat 2 months ago
I'm guessing Milton Jones won this one all by himself.
GreyLabyrinthine 2 months ago
Have you noticed that Hugh Dennis is dead miserable and doesn't laugh at anybody's jokes?
TheSamAndrewEvans 2 months ago
@TheSamAndrewEvans It is so he can tell his joke without messing it up
lemonhead118 2 months ago
@lemonhead118 Everyone else laughs
TheSamAndrewEvans 2 months ago
@TheSamAndrewEvans I knew you were going to say that, and I can't think of anything to say
lemonhead118 2 months ago
The sounds working for me
SuperMitty7 2 months ago
Santa is giving the naughty kids a Euro this year. Its much cheeper than coal.
nicexcar 2 months ago 4
unlikely things to hear at christmas ( this video).
I wish it had volume!
Minervarathlin 2 months ago
@Minervarathlin It's called using the mouse to push the thing up.
xXMusicxMadnessXx 2 months ago
@xXMusicxMadnessXx Is that the technical term?
martinthomas1980 2 months ago
@xXMusicxMadnessXx it really dosn't work hence my comment!
I do know what a mouse is it runs around and squeeks lol
I guess the video has a problem for some people
Minervarathlin 2 months ago
I've tried it with all my headphones. Both have same problems, but only on this video. Other videos seem to be working fine.
SavBeans 2 months ago
fuck mono sound im gonna find this on the bbc official site and watch that one
jjproductionscorp 2 months ago
@jjproductionscorp God forbid that you only hear a person's voice coming from one direction. Actually, I see what you mean. I hate it when I hear the voices of One Direction.
martinthomas1980 2 months ago 5
@martinthomas1980 damn the bbc are getting more and more crap when it comes to quality it would sound better coming off a camera filming a tv with the youtube quality being 240p
jjproductionscorp 2 months ago
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GalaxySuperGirl 2 months ago
The wonders of MONO
0Darkwater0 2 months ago
My left ear feels lonely...
CubixFails 2 months ago 209
@CubixFails lol one of my speakers hasn't been working recently so i just presumed it was messing up again
magnapillow 2 months ago
@CubixFails same here
these people are dickheads
FLYTRAP47 2 months ago
@CubixFails you must have your earphones in the wrong way. my right one is lonely.
Saaaaaaaama 2 months ago
@CubixFails Really? It's right ear being lonely for me...
JammyD2579 2 months ago 3
I'm not using headphones though.
kyoujinkrista2 2 months ago
I can hear it fine?
kyoujinkrista2 2 months ago 2
@TheItsjack They're not broken. I have the same problem and they work on all other videos.
ronansher 2 months ago
no sound for me...?
hassmann2000 2 months ago
no sound
Ali360D119 2 months ago
I'm only getting sound out of one headphone.....
djpj22 2 months ago
LOL this made my day XD !
Elle1990d 2 months ago
what the fuck theres no sound
axethebackofmysac 2 months ago
@axethebackofmysac you sure you had the volume up? cause i can hear
LilyIsSoWierd 2 months ago 44
@LilyIsSoWierd Sorry?
martinthomas1980 2 months ago
@martinthomas1980 :)
LilyIsSoWierd 2 months ago
@axethebackofmysac Wha?
martinthomas1980 2 months ago