How to Read Poker Tells For Dummies

[dodgethehell]

these videos are useless

[Wapp0H3ad]

this video sucks ars

[Robben911back]

Are you fucking dumb? Do you think people say: "ahhhh................... I bet", when they have a good hand? LOL.

[butters226]

wow there are common tells but these are terrible. "when theyre not looking at you, theyre bluffing?" wtf since when

[scottwlfc]

what a waste of time this was.... never heard so much shit in my life :/

[KyleMarcum]

1:29 Puffy faced black guy wants some snatch

[itssimpleiwinyoulose]

why is the black man a big threat? (insert black man thief joke here)

[Bl00dgarm]

This video lives up to its title 100%. These tips are actually for dummies. The only thing this video didnt have was this epic moment when the blond chick puts up a shiny face and says with semi-horny voice " Thx Captain Obvious for this awsome and very usefull tip. With your help i am gonna be a PRO ".

[lookaguru]

"A tell tale sign that your opponent is bluffing... Or not. Only two possibilities exist here".

NO.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

SHERLOCK.

[Biowolf1204]

if an action is threeway (if u know what I mean..))

[Sporadicus1]

I want to poke her face

[briles24]

Wow, what great and informative tid bits of information..... OR NOT!

[jbrussell1]

A blonde who stares at you and licks her lips usually wants your cock. It's a tell tell sign. But Don't be fooled its not going to be cheap. You may even have to go all in.

[UtotheJ]

LOL @ 1:46

if a player is intentionally looking away, it's a tell that your opponent is bluffing... or NOT...

uhhhh... no shit!

[mrkiky]

Yea, for dummies who play with dummies.

[JapaneseBoy666]

I like how they bend the shit out of their cards when they look at them

[stevebwhite]

you should never trust one tell only. look for a pattern of behaviour, add it all up and take em down.

[rollingcube]

look for the reticular activating system... though not for beginners.

[seedmaniac]

If an opponent calls an all in pre with aces it wasnt a misclick

[daveygravey123456]

spotty darkie

[rightbraind88]

he made a bet....she cant check it.......retarded

[prorusty]

Check out this guys pro poker tells blog:

blog(dot)spotlivepokertells(do­t)com

[MrFuckoff09]

that nigger has a big ass jaw!

[guybrush93]

ouch, I HATE it when they are bending cards like that....

[Zao911]

god shes got great tits, and wtf is up with that black guys face aaahhhhh

[somanovi2]

If the action is three-way or more...... 0:36

[MegaCrazyJB]

WTF??? AWFUL D:

[fahq12346]

nice chips! lol

[rko4616]

the black guy definitely wants to bang the blond chick! That's also a tell!

[lPr4dator]

@rko4616 im white and i want to bang her.

[69aussieguy]

If staring at someone means you're bluffing, then what does it mean if I were staring at her tits?

[MadMetalMacho]

@69aussieguy it means you're a heterosexual.

[wickedlovescompany]

The advice here is ok at best, but needs a lot of further explaination.

[Sully1780]

Can she come play poker with me, and can I sit next to her

[Muralta70]

Paper cards are the best!

[dothequack]

the best bit about this video is the comments section

[yankyyyy]

bitch, get naked!

[redwing4life1]

I lost 4 millions dollars cause of this video

[onogrirwin]

an opponent who stares at you usually wants sex

[rollingcube]

@onogrirwin you can pay money for sex

[GreyGhostly]

What if the player says: "I win?"

[MiniVtec1600]

Remember, if the other player pokes you in the bum, he's either gay or bisexual

[MatejMudrc]

Nice "plastic" cards

[leandroearth]

just all in and all over acting

[G1IIL]

Like if this "always" happened while playing real poker. Please!

[johnsmith7490]

US players are able to play real poker on pokerview

[aim2lex]

This is not for dummies, this is for retards.

[KaloKross]

@aim2lex =)

[Ace2w1n]

these cards are paper... they are bending like banana's :)

[bichi8888]

las pelotas, los huevos , !!!!

[southwind609]

if the blond pussy wouldnt sit there, this vid wouldnt even have 1000 views

[Tehui1974]

@southwind609 She gave me a raise. I want to go all in.

[lg123xyz]

"If the opponent watched this video then do the complete opposite of what I just said"

[johnsmith7490]

Man these rigged sites should be banned!!

[strpurz]

wow the chick is soo hot

[Pistolero3]

well now im ready to go to the casino and play all my money... NOT !!!

wtf im a croupier and this is the biggest bullsex tutorial video ever, this shiet never happen on a real table.

[171josiehash758]

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[meiksm]

So what if i just kept staring at the girl, should i call or raise?

[TheRorschach12]

Well, she is beautiful! ;) I didnt get anything what the guyz said, cuz i was staring at that lady all the time ;)

[xmentosx]

@bjajudo And what does THAT have to do with this video?

[xmentosx]

@bjajudo What's your life story have to do with this video?

[f1nesave]

If I played poker with that blond chick it would be STRIP POKER :P

[xmentosx]

@f1nesave you must be the really cool kid that everyone wants to hang out with at parties.

[CoandCaSSTB]

"aww man, i've got nothing... but i'll bet". i'd tell someone to get the fuck off the table if they ever did that. I think "dummies" is quite accurate.

[xmentosx]

@CoandCaSSTB Uhm... isn't that the definition of bluffing? Not having anything but betting?

[Shirazae]

@xmentosx

works both ways. I had a royal flush yesterday and was trying to convince my opponent that I had f*ck all

didn't work :(

[xmentosx]

@Shirazae True, true. My point still kinda stands though.

And I'm sorry man, that's another way to lose.

[Pruane2ishot]

i think i just got worse

[BIGREDDOG09]

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[leviathan85]

Only mediocre players have tells like these. 

[anthonyinsc]

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[johnsmith7490]

Well you can always play webcam poker and not worry about these rigged infested sites that are stealing your money. Ive been playing on pokerview! There is nothing like it I will never go back!!

[MrJonny128]

the negro was been like dame that cracka is cuteee

[icesin05]

noobs trying to teach us how to play haha go back on facebook zynga noobs

[smoothpimpsta]

I'd penetrate her anally. Vaginally as well. And mouthily. Just to cover all the bases.

[xmentosx]

@smoothpimpsta you're a true poet.

[corpsweb]

who will win for this?

Player 1: A J

Player 2: 7 3

Cards Open: 3 7 J Q Q

[ashkibala1]

@corpsweb Of course Player 2 because he has higher Two Pair.

P1: AJJQQ

P2: J77QQ (33 is not considered because there is a higher pair)

[AvatarZ]

Remember, if the other player is looking away, he's either bluffing or NOT bluffing!

[rokpoklukar]

@AvatarZ

you're advide worked for me 100%

[FroztDrake]

@AvatarZ ROFLMAO............ORLY



[Thriceitup5335]

@AvatarZ ahhahaah yeah i was like WHAT? when he said that

[nevmiles]

I'd like the action to be threeway or more (0:36) . . . . . . with that chick! Hey-Oooh! I'll be here all week.

[TeddyNutsChannel]

LOL THESE GUYS ARE NO0BS !

XP

[TheAbsintheReviewNet]

All the people ignoring the actual information in this video and focusing on the blonde, come sit at my table, I will be happy to take your money while you are distracted by the female players.;)

[justas8111]

I'd probably lose all my money to that chick :/

[JONxDAxBOMB]

Like this if you noticed the dumb women bending the cards

[TheAbsintheReviewNet]

@JONxDAxBOMB In casinos and card rooms they use fully plastic cards, her bending would make no difference.

[TheRonFarrell]

lol, its probably great, but it can cost you a lot of money before succeeding. If you want to know how to make money without going bankrupt in the process check my page squidoo com/fast-money-making

[tomi1990]

Pretty sure all the guys who watched this video weren't actually listening.... and for the girls who were watching... dont listen, you wont become any better or anywhere near the male bravado...

[ryunaki]

2:16 shit if she's staring at me like that I would have yelled "YES PLEASE" and shoved all in

[alejolaya]

that blonde is really hot.... instead of playing poker, i'd play with her whole body :P

[feely33]

2:20 another tell by the blonde chick... like i'll suck your cock if you just c/f

[schroberto]

@feely33 LMAO

[rjccali]

I want to punch her anus and drink the salty brown blood chips

[weapons33]

if shes all in!!! i'm all in!!!

[BrunoPresotto]

i wanna call... that blonde!

[4JayeP]

She has big nipples !! Piercing that shirt.

[doognadoshi]

this vid just improved my winrate by 8bb's/100

[blackbloodvomitorium]

this is bullshit, each player plays differently

[toolrights]

Id like to play with the people that are more interested in the chick then the game.. EASY MONEY!!!

[kaliskunk24]

OR NOT??? WTF.... go with your first instinct.

That way when you loose, you won't sound like a complete douche blaming this video for it...

[chris72888]

How about "how to not fold the cards up for dumb blondes" ?

[BennduR]

fuck i that blonde chick is a babe..

[Trylobit]

these actors probably never played poker, no one is behaving like this at the table.

[Blieve]

this video is gonna make someone lose a lot of money...every tell could be a player reacting (natural) or acting (false tell). So if you go with the tips in this video you will either be very right or very wrong.

[BeerChuggermthrfukr]

all in......her mouth !!!!!

[sunork1]

If the people you're playing with totally mutilate their cards like in this video they are probably actors and not real poker players.

[smokebogie]

ppl could soemtimes do the opposite of what the tell is supposed to tell...for example throwing chips in aggresively with pocket aces...so watch out

[MegaSemoo]

take all my chips baby and lets go home now

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww

[LickaMaPudda]

I would loose a lot playing poker with the sexy gal than playing in blind hit.

[RayFinkle88]

fuck that blonde HARD!!

[cardmaster42]

uh ok

[shanedoanisracist]

who is the black guy, Phil Ivey?

[mabell01]

It's a BIG pain in the ass if you;re serious about poker. lol :P

[vincemcneal600]

i would fuk thhe living crap out of that chik

[TwistinFool]

If that chick was staring me down, I wouldn't take it as a poker tell...I would think she wants me in bed with her

[bratlue]

Nice video but be aware when opponent is female member she can divert your mind from the game.

[WhytePower441]

that chick is sexxxy

[autumncathedral]

What if the blonde takes her top off? What happens then?

[djlaxa]

@autumncathedral: then she is all in! :))))

[Hoodmonsa]

@autumncathedral i keep loosing hoping she will take more off~ LOL

[tobynagreanu]

@autumncathedral then its a tell that we should bluff her tits off

[ryunaki]

@autumncathedral everyone wins

[sienipata]

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[bratlue]

Video is really cool, as it tells how to judge your opponents moves in the game.

[george474747]

this is really good, if you just replace the word 'call' with the word 'tell'

[UndercoverLdn]

Shitty video.

[sonicb00m42]

Lol the last thing they talked about was totally me, and its funny that they say dare cause I tend to give a look that says, "I dare you to reach for chips mofukkah"

[SmokingKills1993]

the acting in this video is worst than that porno i watched a few nights ago...

Joking... no but really porn stars are bad actors...

[SwampAshHSS]

why not just go stone face...nothing...no expressions?

[Rassamdul]

you have to look around too.. if you stoneface and just play with out looking around, you probaly wont get far in a game

[FarSol02JL]

@SwampAshHSS its really hard to do that



[OLO7]

that wasn't very good advice..

[dmed312]

I wish that chick would pee pee on my face.

[rlkavan]

ask your mom instead you POS.

[dddwwwhhh]

Straight from Caro. Go to the source.

[MelancholyKills]

No, no one puts on a fake act.

neutral is the way to go. either that or the really small things you dont notice, like how fast they reach for the stack.

[devildog061077]

Hey heres a tip, read whats on the board and just make a solid play, physical tells can often lead you to a wrong decision. I see two 4s one is a heart one is a spade and a Q of spades. all the BS body language in the world won't matter if I hold As + any spade or Q's or 4's, and without at least a Q you shold be mucking your hand pronto!!!!! Remember "Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

[Gggmanlives]

i'm pretty sure that blonde is a porn star. i hate to say it here but i'm sure i've seen her in adult flms before.

[Techdecknoob21]

the only reason i kept watching was for the blonde =/

[eaziepeazie]

fuck getting a boner from that LAVa hto blonde

[CardRounder]

dont listen to this stuff. trust me no one plays like this unless your playing cash games against special ed students on their recess break. if you do listen to this video your going to lose your bank roll faster then obama loses the trust of the american people.. and thats something you dont want in this economy.. stay careful my friends

[Harlingtonjnr3]

Just play AA, KK and AK suited and throw everything else away. honest.

[napolitano28]

hope that was sarcasm... ive beat out all of those hands by bluffing.

[Harlingtonjnr3]

Anyone who read that and didn't see sarcasm should play a lot just for the financial reward of those who did.

[22nema]

what a boring night playing with you harlin..

this video is not made for dummies, but for uber-supra-giga donks

[Harlingtonjnr3]

You saying I should risk playing QQ too?

[zederish]

very nice tip

[Harlingtonjnr3]

I did not realise my pants were unzipped but thank you.

[ashleyboyo69]

look its phil ivey! lmao

[22nema]

cant believe they play with paper cards. no one plays with this shiit. plastic is fantastic, remember

[haydentheonlyhayden]

0:34

wow she bent the shit out of those 10 cent cards

[HANGER187]

A LOT, goes on in poker. Normally you bet to tell a story that you got something or bluffing. You bet to find out if your opponents are telling a story of bluffing or they really have something. You play off your opponents tendencies. Aggressive players are hard to read...setting up for the big pot everytime when they really have something. People considered the "Hammer" normally can keep the aggressive player honest. Physical mannerisms are just the beginning.

[mcgr0401]

this is the dumbest video i have ever seen they tell you absolutely nothing

[driscol1818]

dude poker is just a game of reading every single hand you get. every hand is different. you just have to trust your instinct and play your situation. its about reading your opponent and knowing where you stand

[tyguywow]

1:51 yeah that realllly helps

pls in next video teach me how to take that chick in yell