How not to get murdered

[x99DRAGON99x]

Lol ninjas FTW XD

[jboze3131]

This video is a reminder. Women aren't funny.

Go bake me a cake.

[futurestar94britfan]

haha thats so true, u cant kill a ninja.

but couldnt another ninja kill u? huh?

[AidenBezza]

i am a ninja =P

nice vid :L

[PSNaj15]

U remind me of allysen stoner...

[oliviakirkham]

you look like coroline:)x

[DarkSkies132]

Vampires could kill ninjas nothing cant kill a Vampire hahaha well maby fire =)

[hungryazhn]

I am a ninja, never jay-walked, but I give candy to kids...is that bad? Who doesn't like candy? Haha

[TacticalAngel86]

i killed a ninja once, of course i am a ninja.

[blinkoffyourpants]

wow.. this was funny. youre funny! haha nice vid :)

[girltoy4girls]

lol youre so cute! i love this

[wweuniverse2009cena]

jay walking and ninja awesomeness

[huerra89]

lol ive jay walked and im a ninja as well! ok maybe not cuz the car missed me by like 15 feet lol

[redsary42]

Ohmygod.

"I Jay walked before..BUT I'M A NINJA!"

-You are cool. I subscribe...nao.

[stephenzimnoch]

you mom quit the ninja dojo in order to j walk across the street in order to take candy from a stranger who happened to be me

and are you wearing purple pants?

[Jessiebessie93]

Yes my pants are very purple indeed!

[iAMHeizer]

lol! i jaywalked before. but im a ninja xD *sub.*

[iAMHeizer]

xD awesome vid :)

[TheSmithNoob]

I'll reccomend this to my friends, silly people might get murdered. :(

[LilxMiSSxBiLLI]

i wore that shirt today! (:

[peebzzz]

Subscribed.

[UltimateFlank]

i found you much more tolerable than the other girl.

[fuzzynutsmccrackin]

brain-a-splode

[stephenzimnoch]

fuck that do as much stupid shit as you can while your still young. cause by the time your old other people stop making excuses for you. be politically incorrect, break laws, just don't harm other people in the process.

[BogeymanSnake08]

Ah...common, strangers have the best candy though!

[SunnyRays06]

I speed up when i see jay walkers. I would never hit one I just want to scare them for being stupid.

[sxsepu]

You know, there's smart and dumb jaywalking.

[SunnyRays06]

I don't think there is. A friend of mine was killed by jaywalking. It was a hit and run and the car was speeding. It's against the law in Neavda to jaywalk.

[sxsepu]

Live a decent amount of time in a major city and you'll become familiar with smart jaywalking.

[SunnyRays06]

I was BORN and RAISED in Las Vegas. We are a major city thanks

[sxsepu]

And yet you can't seem to discern between smart and dumb jaywalking?

[SunnyRays06]

Jaywalking is stupid. Don't be lazy and go to the light. There is a reason why jaywalking is illegal.

[grayman404]

On a serious note, If your are In danger of being murdered or worse DON'T yell HELP. Instead yell FIRE repeatedly people are more likely to call the police or fire department Immediately and you'll draw more attention to your self and the person trying to do whatever to you.

[Davidgruntslayer]

How not to get murdered: don't throw your face on youtube like every other moron so the whole world can see you and the next ted bundy can select his next victim. That's just a tip :)

[grayman404]

I think being a ninja might work for you short term but, consider this

Ninjas are usually murdered by other Ninjas.

A better way not to get murdered would be to ACT crazy!

Its a fact crazy people are less likely to be murdered.well except by other crazy people

So I guess being a crazy Ninja would make you perfectly safe

[RomanoGiovanni]

Ninjas, yeah. Ninjas can jaywalk, and nobody will know, hehe. Have you ever watched the Ask A Ninja videos? It really seems like you may have seen at least a couple of those. If not, you should watch them, and if yes, then you are that much cooler by association.

[controlgame]

i'd bone you ;-)

[Mohazesh]

your skin are lickable

[manman419]

its not real cool to talk about this !!!!!

[localmove]

Cant get anymore sillier ?

[myhood25]

Be CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[Davidgruntslayer]

amen

[TheVagabondVoyager]

Wolverine kills ninjas for breakfast. I would have gone with "Be Wolverine" over "Be a Ninja."

[JonesSodaPwns]

I will rape and stab you in the forhead you dumb bitch... you have no idea how to not be murdered... ive grown up in the ghetto and thats the only way you know how to not get killed.... p.s. PIRATES WIN

[KyleWasHere16]

yo calm down man

[Davidgruntslayer]

Actually, everyone who is commenting on this is just as good at not getting murdered as someone who lives in the ghetto. You know why? We all have not been murdered.

[silantbill]

ninjas: the only thing chuck norris cant kill.... and bruce lee.

[abenedict85]

I've killed 10 ninjas!

[metal1core1kid]

dont ninjas kill other ninjas lol

[Pyrokid123]

@ TaoriUTS

WIN

[sherdakooky]

You must be confident

[toppe97]

hahaha nice video i subscribed spricket looks like i have to subscribe you too (OMG you are twins!)

[asumazilla]

It's to cool being a Ninja.

[Szasasan]

lol

[Xxbigstrike1]

Keep it up

[88cops88]

make another video y ppl dont Subscribe

like say to ppl if u press the button u dont die

[88cops88]

i can make u happy

nice video

[jackuh99]

haha funny

good job

[TheNiggaturtles]

nice vid comment 2 mine

[rossan]

this was 100 better than the actual video.

[jeancar1203]

haha :D nice response

[conlanjamesmagel]

Not true a spartan can kill a ninja :D

[Jessiebessie93]

shutup CJ!

[juicr500]

I was alive just moments before I was murdered.

[spricket24]

Ninja tip is freak'n awesome! LOL! Great vid girl! *HUGS*

[Jessiebessie93]

WHOLEY SHIT! THANKS SO MUCH

[feeeeeeeeck]

Sadly I've been murdered twice now.....too bad this wasn't posted back in my day.

[MrScream305]

your cute :)

n e ways funny vid

[jacques1510]

Your vid is much cooler, spricket is getting old, and to be honest i think the tube has gone to her head, along with all her psycho boyfriends.. Its sad really, but she was never much of a ninja, but then again they shouldn't have taken her off her meds

[TaoriUTS]

lol. this vid might cause the false thought that you are a pedophile. if you got to this vid as well and have a boner be calm. its because of the previous vid. its all fine!

[Demosilpada7]

Don't take candy from strangers? But strangers always seem to have the best candy though. I'll take some of your tips into consideration

[alauclair]

you are hilarious and adorable

[DRAGONFIRELL]

i am not been murdered either

[Luhongqiao]

that's a really good deduction....have done J walk, not been killed, Ninja can't be killed so you are a ninja...

[TheSmithNoob]

I haven't been murdered either!

We're triplets!

[snowpunk41]

lol yours is funnier, i'll follow those tips too

[amoomy]

ninja's are the best ha?

[ability44]

haha, that video was awesome! 5/5

[cherrybomb04]

lmao yours was better

[CockyPotocky]

i think these tips might just help save my life

[coolnima]

haha Nice tips! 5 stars I liked it :D