(CLOSED) 1K SUBSCRIBER MUSIC & MAKEUP GIVEAWAY

[44Maricky44]

Lmao. You're really funny, oh my god, i'm happy I found your channel c,:

I'd like to win the beauty stuff

joke: why can't a nose be 12 inches? 'cause then it'd be a foot!

[hanesandchampagne]

Makeup contest/followed your blog (:

Joke: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can't peanut butter a dick up an ass. (Sorry for the vulgarity but I thought it was funny!)

[abberz07]

@hanesandchampagne That is actually entirely hilarious.

[ProjectRunaway88]

I just wanted to tell you that because of your videos I found St. Paul de Vence and they have been my favorite band since like November. So thank you for that hahaha. That being said I would like to enter the music/photo contest. I followed your photo tumblr. Oh and my favorite joke is "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now."....oh wow sometimes I am so lame hahahaha

[abberz07]

@ProjectRunaway88 Yay St Paul de Vence! I'm so glad you enjoy them.

[Mspunticka]

I´ve never won anything ever... but I tried again right now! :D I would love the makeup stuff... (especially because I am from czech republic and ordering nyx and revlon online is soooo expensive!) Love you ;)

[TGTDMU]

(makeup stuff :D)

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Nacho cheese !

[Luceth13]

OYOHOHOHOHO and joke: what did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? bison

wuahahaha

[Luceth13]

oh and im subscribed. duh. you're lovely. and i like makeup. so. hi

[Luceth13]

HI! I followed yo tumblr and blog spot and id like the beauty prize! Like, if I win ya know. ::D:D:D

[sweetyamz09]

followed you on tumblr :) I am interested in getting to know more local bands so I would LOVE to win your friends bands CD.

Here's a good joke for ya:

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

A: It scares the heck out of the dog

[raisalin]

Thanks for the Spotify list. I love Spotify, because you can use it for finding new things.

I'm for the photo/music thing. And I follow your photo tumblr. (me=rraisa)

And the joke part. This is the first ever joke I learned in English. So, blame school book makers for this bad joke. haha. What sport do horses play? -Stable tennis.

[Spunkkmeyer3]

i want to win the makeup stuff!

(fellow nerdfighter!) DFTBA.

:]

[DigitalCable]

I want to win the make up stuff fo showsies, I need to kawp dat lip butta!

[kkriSSStaa]

I would like the photo&music stuff. I really like your photography. My tumblr is somewhatamazing.

Joke is a bit dark, but I love it:

Q: What do you call a nurse with a bad back?

A: Unemployed.

Congrats on getting to 1K!

[hilstyify]

hi abby :-)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? "Tea, Rex?" stupid, but I love it :-D

Make-up pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaze :-)

[curiouscookie]

Huzzah 1000 subscribers!

Two dyslexic men walk into a bra...

I'd love one of your photos. This is such a good giveaway idea!

[adogfromhell]

Abby, I raise you an anti-joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

I'd love to win the music/photo giveaway!

[funkynaz1]

Thanks for this international giveaway.. Am entering for the makeup giveaway!.. Following your blog as Naznin A.. Joke: What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all... Hahaha...

[thathoopy]

I did this!

Why did the chicken cross the road.

To get to the other side, the other side as in heaven and hell, as in he wanted to kill himself. Life has no meaning if youre a chicken.

[shanni77]

I want to win the makeup stuff!!!!!!

A dog limps into a saloon, says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw."...... bahahaha, I know a real knee slapper!

[lillwng]

Hi Abby!! Congrats fro the 1000 subs!!

I want the makeup stuff :D

Before I write the joke, I have to say something. I am really bad at telling jokes, I always remember the most stupid ones. And the other thing I have to say: Sorry for my grammar, I am just an Italian girl:) Subscribed to your blog, too.

A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.

Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir.

Mia :D

[MimiMetalable]

Hello dear Abby, so glad you finally hit 1,000 subs(: So I'm gonna enter for the Photo/Music package. I went ahead and followed you on both Tumblr and FB. Now for a joke. Hm. Why was W.S Gilbert frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side. :D Haha that was lame. Sowwie :3

[SpellboundSama]

I liked your photography page a while ago and just followed your photo Tumblr :D

I have a joke but it's not really a joke but I still think it's funny --- from my favorite YouTube comedians, OMFGItsJackAndDean. They were playing a supposed Chris Brown video game that contained all the smash hits, including Rihanna . . . XD

[nerdgirlsforthewin]

I'm so excited for you reaching 1000!! Yay! I do not want prizes, I only want your awesome presence on my screen and in my twitter feed. :) However, all great prizes regardless! As for the joke... I just told my best and only joke on my road trip vid so that's all you get... don't get greedy! :) Congrats again, here's to 1000 more!

[55gingerninja]

i want the make up stuff! :P great idea for a contest and well done on getting 1000 subscribers! that's amazing! :) the joke: frozen apples, they're hardcore. errr yeah... im not so good with the jokes!

[Beckisstupid]

Entering for the Photo/music pack. Because your photos are absolutly amazing. I liked the facebook page as well.

Joke, say it out loud :

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea."

[emariie14]

How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed! haha sooo lame :)

I am subscribed to your tumblr (my tumblr is wibblywobblywingardiumleviosa if you want to follow back!) and your blog but I'm entering for the the beauty prize! Congratulations on the 1000 subscribers!

[TheBagslady]

Make up pls :) so happy you are doing the giveaway! I'm in the UK and so so so want to try the lip butter! 👄

Q: what is an indecisive bee?

A: maybe

[TheBagslady]

I subscribed to you blog :)

[shaylaluna]

Entering for the makeup contest. My English teacher likes to make English jokes. They are usually quite painful. Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

[SunsetWillRise]

To be honest, I love both types of videos but I'm entering the pretty pretty makeup giveaway. I've been following your blog since you first made us aware of it - never knew you had a tumblr, following! :)

Also, I love your taste in music - I'm subbed to the playlist :)

A joke I just saw on Facebook:

Police jokes aren't funny so just give it arrest!

[VlogJo]

Following the blog :) Congratulations on getting a 1000 subscribers, bet you are very happy :) 'd like to enter into the makeup competition, and yes I live in Britain, and we don't have the revlon lip butters, its so annoying :( They look so great!

The joke - An English cat, named One Two Three and a French cat, named Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the Channel. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank

(only works if you can count to 5 in french! :P)

[abb1dee]

Been following you on fb, Tumblr and Flickr for a while and now your blog...as for makeup or Music/Photo....hmmm not too sure..but probably Music/Photo..congrats on the 1000 people...

...Two pandas escape from the zoo, the zoo keepers search everywhere in other cages, outside the zoo and asking people if they have seen them..eventually they are found..all in all everything is good except for two black eyes...

xxxxxx

[emilejane]

Following the blog:) 1000 people...woop!!well done!Man called Paddy fall off a building and thinks he has injured his head so shouts to his friend..."Please support my head!!" in which his friend starts singing..."Paddy's head, Paddy's head, Paddy's head"

hehe!

[aushnakilops]

Ok so I'm entering for the pretty makeups.

And:

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager.

The barman says, "Wow! A talking dog! You should go to the circus down the road".

The dog replies, "Why? Are they looking for an electrician?"

AHAHAHA.

Congrats!

[azurebreezes]

Dear Abby, I am a subscriber, I liked your Facebook photography page, and I am entering Photo/Music Contest

Joke:

Q How can you tell an elephant has been in the refrigerator?

A: There's footprints in the peanut butter.

Thanks for a great show!

Buffy

[EricaBabyxoxoxo]

Thanks for the giveaway!!! :3

Joke: A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

[indiescientist]

Hey Abby! (entering music/photo) Luckily I've had your photo page liked for a while

Here's a really lame joke that my friend told me once:

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fires

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks

See you on the board!

-Erin (AirBear)

[abberz07]

@indiescientist That is oddly hilarious.

[raepaige18]

Oh gosh I donno.. music definitely! ^^

Umm joke joke..

Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see my comment in them! XD

[winged20]

CONGRATS!

I liked your facebook page (for the photography) & as for the joke...hmmm...this is too much pressure!

Why was the strawberry in trouble? He got in a jam

Why was the strawberry in trouble? He got in a jam. (stole it from Ellen DeGeneres from her classic jokes)

(:

[JodilynnLuvsJESUS]

makeup!

I am a follower

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately

needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my

gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,

and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[surferbabe441]

I don't have a tumblr or facebook, because i'm that lame! But I would give it a go for that lovely music and photo.

I'm sure you've hear it before but... A hipster had hip surgery last week.

It’s a really new procedure, you’ve probably never heard of it.

Also, if I don't win the contest how can I get their cd?

[beehyba]

Thats me, the one who subscribed you and dont give a shit abt makeup :)

[MmiaJayy]

i subbed to your beauty blog for the makeup. a joke, hm? why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? it was a moth ball. p.s. do you live in washington?

[abberz07]

@MmiaJayy I do live in Washington! About an hour south of Seattle.

[ShadowAngel5092]

OMG! congrats! and I liked your fb :) so I would like the photo things haha...and well my favorite joke is to long so I am messaging it to you 

[kreatelife]

(makeup contest)

this isn't rlly a joke cuz im not funny, but this does involve Harry Potter so therefore it's awesome.

(i wasn't able to put the link)

Voldemort: Nice beard albus, whats it made out of?

Dumbledor: Your moms chest hair

....ha....ha.....ya ok not the same without the picture :P

[crimsong19]

Congrats on reaching 1000 subs! :D

I'm good with entering the photo/music contest.

Joke ... joke ... joke .... gah, I need a joke. XD Okay, I've got one. XD

A millionaire throws a retirement party at his mansion with hundreds of guests. Towards the end, he makes an offer that whoever swims across his shark-infested pool gets one request. One man does. The millionaire asks "What's your request?" "To find out which schmuck pushed me into the pool!" replies the man.

- Jason

[hanesandchampagne]

What lipstick are you wearing in this video?

[abberz07]

@hanesandchampagne Nyx Tea Rose!

[katvela]

yay for reaching 1000!

*Entering the Make-up contest!*

Joke:

Lottery

A man calls his wife and shouts, “Honey, I won 7 million dollars in the lottery! Start packing!”

The woman can hardly contain her excitement. “Oh my god, honey, that’s wonderful! Should I pack winter things or summer things?”

The man responds, “I don’t care what you pack. Just be out of the house by the time I get home.”

lolololol

[abberz07]

@katvela That's really funny, hahaha.

[ANDYGLOV3R]

pick a picture of me! ; )