The Day Today - Mini News 3

[manalyshi]

AHA!!! Anyone seen: KMKYWAP ( Knowing me, knowing you with Alan Partridge)

[Angusismyhero]

I know Alan is supposed to be a thoroughly unpleasant person but when Steve was younger it meant Alan was actually quite adorable, I don't think he was really that vile until I'm Alan Partridge.

(I love Steve Coogan, on the other hand, no matter how old he is.)

[njuham]

Small Town Gypsy Massacre!

Christ Chin!

[njuham]

Small Town Gypsy Massacre!

[ourkkid]

CHRIST'S CHIN!



[fcgfgcfg]

there are no abstract visuals of what the news is apart from a rotating globe. I love how they dig on news infographics

[baward]

£5 on Abba The Horse please.

[itsonelouder1]

The racing commentary has me in tears lmfao! Those names are priceless.

[sparkyinbath]

Christ's Chin. Try saying that 5 times aloud.

[smartarse001]

Chris has a lot of pens...

[MrMarkfoster]

astonishing bum queen lmfao

[djparnate]

30 MPH

[sunofabaker]

goodnight, bye bye, cheers, good.

[fishistheice]

Dentist...

[FrogsCock]

Smalltown gypsy massacre

[davidjohnweaver]

astonishing bum queen

[walter0bz]

news felch

[Lewis1711]

did he say the "incest cup"?

[kazimann]

@Lewis1711 Yep!

[knaan163]

smalltown gypsy massacre gaining ground!

[TheWhupper]

Novelty bobble and eplileptic fridge boy. PMSL.

[Oppurtunafish]

goodnight bye bye cheers good.

[Glorkalization]

immaculate pasta

[boydegg]

Chris Morris is the Jeremy Paxman of comedy.

[Harvy355]

good night bye bye cheers good! hahaha

its like hes saying my shift is over i wana get the fuck outa here haha

The Day Today is great stuff.

[overthebar07]

I wanna see itv news start with "stuff tonight........."

[RedHeadVicky]

Christ's Chin coming up on the outside....

[christschinwon]

I got confused!

ps redheads are my favourite!

[Idioteque434]

zxcvbnm

[PurushaDesa]

I don't know why but I get immense pleasure from watching Alan Partridge being bullied.

[gullivera]

You swam directly into her chestal area."

[melvert33]

Astonishing Bum Queen!!

[StanPomeray]

Morris is one of the few comedians who can genuinely do "weirdness" without sounding like he's forcing it or "trying to be weird" AND he can combine it with satire all at the same time. Genius.

[NAAADES]

@StanPomeray Coogan is right up there with Morris in that category!

[raindown64]

" goodnightbyebyecheersgood"

[Sunlight70]

I thought "Babies born at 30mph" was a visually arresting image...

...in fact a little bit of wee came out...

[killerlady1955]

0:38 had me laughing right out loud, into my computer screen, spilling my coffee!

[dfarmbrough]

Is "chestal" a word?

[Sunlight70]

No, but he used it again in "I'm Alan Partridge" when he was describing to an audience how to "take out" a terrorist... :)

[dfarmbrough]

That's right, in fact I saw it a few hours after seeing this one!

[squidblaine]

... within this municipal borough.

[Buttmunch5000]

alf ramseys porn dungeon is a great name for a horse, but so is christs chin

[stewux]

epileptic fridge boy and astonishing bum queen were my favourites.

[kivenevik]

"good night, bye bye, cheers, good" hahaha

[fourplusseven]

"You swam directly into her chestal area..."

loooooooooool

[amarone1956]

Dentist!

[cmrules]

goodnight bye bye cheers good!

[DressSmartLookHard]

NO! Christ's Gin won...I got confused

[freekicking85]

Alf Ramsey's porn dungeon!

Lol, PMSL.

[MardyBum1981]

New fertility drug causes babies to be born at 30mph....rofl!

[Applemask]

(acton)?

[markdr123]

Alf Ramsey's porn dungeon lmao

[samskipamski]

Epileptic Fridge Boy!

[IanM1984]

No! Christ's chin won! I got confused!

[djwedgewood]

Goodnightbyebyecheersgood

[sirjonnyp]

Peter Cook did the horse race joke better me thinks.

Still good though.

[EricMiaow]

Goodnight bye bye cheers good!

[christschinwon]

if only real race horses had interesting names like these. My favourite from on the hour has to be Keith, as in "NO, I've just been told, Keith won!!!"

[Applemask]

The best real world racehorse name is "Some Horse". Owned by Robbie Fowler and Steve McManaman.

[christschinwon]

as a kop man myself I couldn't agree more!

[megamelonman]

PORN DUNGEON!!!

[bousie1234]

How did this comment area start talking about Josef Fritzl!

[megamelonman]

unexpectedly

[AlbertBundy]

Christ's chin!

[thanxx]

GOODNIGHT,BYE,BYE,CHEERS GOOD lol:)

[talatsmum]

she's rosie may and her ducts are green.

[bumbumbanana]

the chicory tip incest cup

[nicamUK]

novelty bobble followed by immaculate pasta!

[thanxx]

ROFL its immaculate PASTOR not pasta you tool

pastor as in THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH

and i thought it was just americans who didnt get our british humer

[Northernjessie]

'Christ's chin! Christ's chin!' Those names are hilarious!

[Rynor]

That kid looks like the kid from This Is England

[slaphead99uk]

That was better than a really satisfying shit.

[KiedisFlea]

30 mph HAH!!! "we don't get them all"

[markwrightrf]

Alan's rage at being hit by the ball - I wonder how much of that was acted? ;-)

[DexterAndCromwell]

Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon

[Markell1991]

Coming up the rear Sinead O'Connor

[Prindentime]

I got confused!

[clw99]

new fertility drug causes babies to be born at over 30 miles per hour...

... cant beat it HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

[robcastellani]

Small Town Gypsy Massacre! Epileptic Fridge Boy!

[jabberwocky88]

No program has come close to this or the standard of Brass Eye over the past 10 years. Where has british comedy gone?!

[xparox]

Time Trumpet was quite funny...

[jabberwocky88]

True, and the Armando Iannucci Show was well worth a watch, but well, there's been just too many sketch shows that have ben too hit and miss of late. The Office and Extras and Saxondale are some of the few other exceptions I can think of.

[Giovanni2]

Christ's Chin! and.. Astonishing Bum Queen are... nowhere.

Class comedy.

[biogroveblade]

astonishing bum queen

[Prindentime]

Dentist

[ploopyfaceplant]

goodnight bye bye cheers good!

genius

[mikemckv]

Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon ran well but didn't act on the going. Worth watching for the St.Leger next year if he gets the trip. Small Town Gypsy Massacre flattered to deceive - you can get evens for next year's Derby but he's drifting like the Kon Tiki. Sinead O'Connor pulled up lame but she looks tasty for a nibble at the straight mile. Mile and a half? Couldn't get the trip in horse box. Christ'S Chin? Off to the stud for him. Pity about Lester getting put down - but that's racing.

[lorri789]

Epileptic Fridge Boy....class

[79xd79]

Goodnight bye bye cheers good.

Dear lord this show is genius.

[snapey82]

Christ's Chin! Christ's Chin!

[TheKrazyBlades]

Novelty Bobble followed Immaculate Pasta! Sinead O'Connor!

[JimmyTheMute]

alf ramseys porn dungeon. i just fell on the floor laughing.

[UltraAberdeen]

small town gypsy massacre LOL

[DannyDiplo]

"No! Christ's Chin won, I got confused..." Class.

[baltymora2]

lmao

[indieabby88]

Was this the origin of Alan Partridge? Now, that IS cool.

[martybags72]

'on the hour' came first which was basically the radio version of this. You can tell in the early ones that steve coogan hadn't quite settled on the alan voice - interesting to hear him. You should be able to find that stuff on here

[mountebank1]

you could say he sounds younger with more to look forward to

[CairoEast]

Chicory Tip Incest Cup! I love it!

[bunnygun1]

Epileptic Fridgeboy

[darrowdice]

"Now time for sport, with Alan Partridge." Sensational!

[PWee28]

Goodnight, Bye Bye, Cheers, Good

[Thraxwhirl]

Smalltown Gypsy Massacre!

And from the series, I loved Daibetic Charlie, Massive Bereavement, and Two-Headed Sex Beast - "A horse well known for its sense of humour". Lol.

[Townyboy]

Abba The Horse ftw!

[englishman10000]

Damn! I had money on astonishing bomb queen

[jon01]

Christ's Chin!

[Steelie2006]

Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon