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  • lol

  • i didn't know forrest gump invented the monkey walk?

  • So don't forget to warm up on semen

  • nice ground hump

  • I'm from Texas. I feel special :D

  • he is in texas

  • 122 people misheard "cement"

  • Where's his ten gallon hat

  • 0:59 you have too FEEL the semen...

  • constantyl press 9 XD lol

  • this is fucking breakdancing

  • how he says cement is kinda wrong

  • Keep pressing 6 ;D

  • hehehe semen(t) 58

    

  • hahaha! oh my god i couldnt stop laughing when he started break dancing and jumping!!

  • firstly he is wrong parkour and free running are two VERY DIFFRENT things... parkour is from point A to point B. Free running is freedom of movement... get your facts straight.

  • @dragonkey354 umm dude the crap does it matter thats very much splitting hairs...

  • @dragonkey354 WRONG!!! Freerunning is parkour(freedom of movement) but using flips, twists, etc. It is an enhanced version of parkour. Parkour is freedom of movement, but without the flips/twists/etc.

  • feel seamen cool

  • ya i sure did

  • Why does he say cement like that?

  • at 00.54 i hear a crack...you too???

  • Today I was practicing parkour, I can do handstand but only on grass, still affraid do it on concrete.

  • It can be semen, grass, whatever you want

  • texas parkour really? what u gnna jump over cows?

  • @manualmaniac1

    There are plenty of cities in Texas, one of which is Houston, the fourth largest metropolitan city in the USA. It's n

  • @manualmaniac1

    There are plenty of cities in Texas, one of which is Houston, the fourth largest metropolitan city in the USA. It's not all open land out here.

  • Thnx!

    

  • This can be seement, grass, whatever you want

  • I laughed when he had a jumping fit

  • looks wrong if u press 6

  • it sounds like everything he says is a question?

  • keep pressing 3 over and over...again

  • 1:17 - 1:20 napoleon dynamite

  • 1:55 Replay

  • 1:13 he soooo had sex with the ground lolz

  • parkour and free running are very different things..parkour - is to get through from point a to point b in a striaght line moving through obsticles,,free running is based off of parkour but involves tricks instead of manuvers.

  • @mikel736 you made me think of a comparison with the bike:

    Parkour ~ Trial

    Freerun ~ BMX

    :D

  • free running aint parkour

  • @bb33nnii ya it is look it up its just a different word for the same thing

  • @parkourpanthers its really not. parkour is the fastest way to get from point a to point b. freerunning is just bunch of flips and tricks. idk much about these things, but i understand the difference between these two. its like track and cross country, both involve running, but its just different

  • the monkey walk video is longer than the vault video and in the vault he says it's one of the most important things... strange

  • Did he say 'cement' or 'semen'????

    

  • breakdancer!!

  • @stevennighti yeah XD split his pants

  • Add some slow crouches for balance

  • what is wrong with u and the word cement(seement) :)

    thumbs up if u agree

  • GONE MAD

  • htfrcjufj

  • is he stretching or breakdancing like a white guy?

  • 1:19-1:20

    Do those, but not touching the ground. It's good to build up the muscle for sex.

  • @Bored4life729 stfu we all hate you.. don´t try to get thumbs up kid

  • @filip20200 Excuse me for trying to help...jackass

  • @filip20200 And we all know you got offended by this cause you don't get any.

  • 116 monkeys were offended by this warm up

  • @stevennighti it was the camera

  • 116 ppl did the moon walk instead

  • i think by 1:28 he was showing off :L

    i wanna b able to do that :(

    it not fair!

  • 115 people felt semen

  • You wanna feel the ground, this can be semen, grass, whatever you want. XD

  • thumbs up if you here him say "parkwhore" haha :)

  • Ha ha ha ha, it sounds almost like a new dance. Just walk into a nightclub and start doing that stuff, and if anyone asks, your doin the Monkey Walk

    Very interesting though, it really looks good for loosening up, certainly better than the long regement my friends do now.

  • he forgot his name at the beginning ... hi im maaattthhhew .... lol

  • 0:59 he ses feel the ground i can be seamen 

  • damn i thought this was Texas ParkWhore :'(

  • u are gay go fuck your mom

  • @mvasilaki if hes gay he would fuck his dad dumbass.

  • keep clicking 1:21 lol

  • @zackathishouse perv -.- xD

  • ... god he is boring to listen to.

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • ... do you do any flips?

  • @ItsBrandonsWorld

    Parkour isn't all about flips and tricks, you know?

  • @zkittlz true.... but it's more of a challenge...

  • i thought u were just stretching

  • 1:33 break dance time:)

  • thanks for making vid

  • thanks for tut

  • what u talking bout willes

  • He was humping the semen because...

  • forrest... FORREST GUMP

  • u can do this on semen, grass or watever other ground

  • i wonder wot people thought wen they passed by when they saw this

  • That's some thick grass he's playing in.

  • lol

  • careful if you do this on seement

  • I love how after he's finished feeling the semen he forgets what he's teaching and just started rolling around and jumping

  • some one repond if there are any team in New Jersey THANK YOU. ps browns mills area.

  • mmmmm this is hindu push ups

  • I'm in a parkour group we're called "FREEDOM'S FLIGHT" and my friend's group is called zero gravity

  • @TVChaseH im sorry but your friends group has a way better name

  • "I dont want to look like an idiot like at:1:33"

  • he always says cement like semen

  • I stopped watching soon after he just said semen.

  • 1:22 :P

  • lol show off...... jk

    is he trying to break dance ??? lol

  • did he say seman????

  • im in a parkour group with my friends search us up its called taking to the skys

  • Look at me mummy i jump up and down, hehehe.

  • Look at me mummy i jump up and down, hehehe.

  • Keep clicking 1:22 lmfao:p

  • I cant get over how much it sounds like hes saying semen!

  • 1:14 xD

  • I wanna do parkour but I'm really nervous I'm gunna die any tips

  • @xjoker94x If you hesitate, you die. if you don't you live and feel awesome.

  • 1:53 invisible jump rope =)

  • keep clicking 1:52 :D

  • @kagenatoko lolz XD

  • What's the right hand motion when I touch the semen? Can I rub my face in the semen too?

  • he looks like he's smelling the ground.

  • omg i live on long island, new york like out east of the island. theres like no people that know parkour that live near me. i know theres many people in new york city that know parkour... but i dont want 2 travel all the way to NYC. me and my friends really want 2 learn parkour. Any help?

  • 1:16 sex moves or pisitions

  • He reminds me of napolean dynamite..

  • Sounded like napoleon Dynamite when he said Yoga positions.

  • @Bamases7 yeah he did too lolz

  • if people see u doing that in public they wud be like dam that guy has tourhettes

  • 1:21 Ground Fuck lol

  • 1:14 hes producing seament

  • calisthenics dumbass

  • plz reply anyone: hu knows which move it is when you run up a wall and get over it i cant find it on here so plz tell me what is called thx

  • @theminieskimo cat leap

  • Please tell me why would you do a wall run over 3 steps and all possibly breaking your neck other then walking up them or around a table? Don't jump over it just walk around it!

  • i hate monkey walking on semen :(

  • you need to move the words cause i can see what u r doing

  • another exercise??

  • Im looking for a glyph bag message me where i can get oneee pleasee.

  • semen-t

  • Why does he saying seamen instead of concrete?

  • @herrtugg He is saying cement. I use that word too.

  • see-ment? o.0

    did he mean cement? lmao

  • this dosen't help at all.........

  • it looks like ur a monkey :P

  • hes a douchebag... hes cute, but hes a douchebag..

  • @thecloverlovingirl U got that right(;... except for the cute part

  • did he say "...discipline called parkour or free running..." ?!

    interesting... didn`t know that parkour was the same with free running ...

    hmm :)

  • @C4theWin lol i laughed when i heard him say that parkour is point a to point b as simple as possible and free running is point a to point b cept ima be a douchebag and do all these flips just so show off how douchebaggish i am

  • y would we want to now how to do that

  • He said cement (pavement)

  • so not that the subtittles are hella slow

  • hello. my name is matthew willis?

  • 1:28, He practically disappeared!

  • what is this

  • 1:20 he humping the floor u get tat bitch!

  • good good. im gonna try this in the livingroom! :)

  • he probably got a feeling that he was gonna throw up after those rolls lol!

  • Fuck parkour. I'm not rubbing my hands in semen.

  • Nor am I humping the ground covered in semen.

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  • "How to be a black miget" ._. Just a though...

  • so this is what drugs do to you

  • Parkour is NOT a sport, it is a LIFESTYLE. A sport makes it seem competitive. You could also call it a hobby but it is NOT a sport.

  • @warpvolta22 very true

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  • is he on drugs?

  • haha @ 1:00 i thought he said"This could be semen.."

  • this could seamen, grass hahhaa

  • 1:23 I do this at my bed!

  • wtf??!?! at 1:17

  • New?....It's been around a while...like almost 15 years and that's 15 years of having a name...

  • looser xd

  • "it can be SEMEN...ent"

  • lol wtf

  • OMG ITS THE DUDE FROM MYTHBUSTERS

  • Why is he touching the semen

  • Dude, What good would it do to practice on cement, when the buildings are made out of concrete?

  • ur fucking crazy dude..

  • lol @ the ad on the video, it says "I HAVE NO FRIENDS, PLEASE HELP"

  • Look at him breakdance...

  • this black screen is annoying

  • he started breakdancing

  • LMAO at 1:!7

  • you stupid

  • im going to jump around like a spastic. and that folks is the monkey walk. GOOD TUTORIAL BUD. :D

  • 1:20 looks like a narrower version of the indian push up; personally, i think a wider leg spread is better

  • My names Forrestt :D

    Lol.

  • this guy looks hilarious when hes jumping at 1:55

  • wow pretty fuckin retarded though its good for lookin like a dipship exspecialy the fuckin the gruond part wtf u call that yoga dipshit

  • @1crazycrab1 Your mum is a fuckhead.

  • @1crazycrab1 it is yoga; he's going from downward facing dog to upward facing dog. It's called Chaturanga

  • At the end, "...and that's the monkey walk." XD

  • lame

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