FULL METAL JACKET - THE VIRGIN MARY SCENE

[cpepe223]

gotta love hollywood, the sargent asks him if he believes in the virgin Mary (not Jesus Christ, but the virgin Mary) he says no, gets slapped, becomes a martyr for the cause of not believing in the virgin Mary, his martyrdom wins over and earns the respect of the sargent, who I guess believes in the virgin Mary, all in a minute 45

[RollinOverU]

@tromboista no, I'm not saying the military is wimpy or anything, I'm just saying, it's not as tough as it used to be.

[cthulhu11111111]

dont you have to kill people to get promoted? u know like a kill streak

[Krowsnose]

@cthulhu11111111 You're fucking retarded, stop playing video games.

[tidewaterboy1]

You goddamn fucking Communist heathen!!!!

[RollinOverU]

AND THAT, GENTLEMEN, IS HOW THE MILITARY WORKED, AND HOW IT SHOULD WORK.

[tromboista]

@RollinOverU calling soldiers ladies and cock suckers?

[WEZDEZ303]

Scumbag...lol what?

[alboone167]

Anyone who's been in the military will appreciate this movie

[alboone167]

Anyone

[SuperSparks55]

0:41 did he just backhand him???

words that fit the commander:dick,asshole,strong,­brave,leader,wise,.......ect

[dizzotizzo]

It's about showing balls. He stood up but still had respect and honored the code so he got promoted.

[dlockgeneral]

18 turds had to go clean the head

[toalazlo6]

@Frogguts98 it's a movie, but it would be awesome if they made a tv show out of it.

[montereypopfestiva67]

@toalazlo6 A tv show would be awful. They couldn't say half the hilarious shit they say in the movie on tv.

[cjwright79]

18 people got their guts stomped out

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

18 scumbags were ordered to disappear.

[Frogguts98]

is this a tv show or a movie or what?

[Akron162]

@Frogguts98 full metal jacket, an excellent movie by stanley kubrick

[Nintenutts]

0:06

Dudes flap is open.

[tryfe10]

LMFAO for some reason he decided to only ask private joker if he believes in the virgin marry and not private cowboy.. Fuckin find that funny as hell.. And lol "Disappear Scum Bag".. Private snowball fucking yells loud as hell and sounds funny as fuck

[chapaev36]

Hartman was a good man.

[LessGrossman1000]

JOKER is the man!

[kitchsc]

0:27 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

[lord1night1wish]

Lol "What the fuck you say?" rofl

[solanut]

cuz thats how we Catholics roll son. XD

[cyannex]

@solanut yea with raping little kids in the church

[solanut]

@cyannex your a fucking clown nice one lol but i couldn't give a shit its not the papacy i give a shit about i prefer to be athiest, fuck CHRISTIANITY!!

[evanisgay11]

My favorite scene of FMJ

[Wedgenet]

"Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough." That's the point of the scene.

[montereypopfestiva67]

@Wedgenet right. Hartman was testing him to see if he had what it takes to command. Joker did not change his mind or second guess himself, plus he risked an ass kicking to stand his ground. Thats what makes good leaders. Considering he was promoted, Joker passed Hartmans test.

[HaloSpartan300]

@montereypopfestiva67 That's pretty much how it works. That's epic. x3

[Prodro25]

I've never seen so many stupid fucking comments on youtube. Heres a protip for you idiots - anyone who openly discusses politics or religion is ignorant. This is a movie, nothing else, keep your retarded ideas of politics/religion to yourself, and focus on the movie.

[humbertabe]

@Prodro25 perfectly said

[jugdaddy69]

Best.movie.ever

[ialrai]

i love snowball when he sprints down the hall and is like "SIIIIIIRRRRRRRR" XD

[Shelver92]

DISAPPEAR SCUMBAG!

[SJMJ91]

"He'll teach you how to pee" Fucking LOL! :P

[kalijasin]

"He's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is enough"

[taxfatcats]

Cowardly pieces of securitate scat slave trading Canada in a badge

[jackman464]

0:28 lmao "fuck that shit"

[luckysod04]

Gotta love Snowball

[Adarvuli]

god damn!

[xKapovvnd]

Private Joker is my role model

[ac120479]

Balls.

[BdogFinal14]

Lesson learned: Make a decision, be decisive and live with the consequences.

[JuliusIsMe]

I know Christian soldiers are very strong.

[JuliusIsMe]

17 people are butthurt atheists who easily get offended because Joker was bitch slapped for being atheist. Lol.

[xKapovvnd]

@JuliusIsMe that makes no sense

[JuliusIsMe]

@xKapovvnd I said a Christian soldier was stronger than all the atheists around him in a atheist bar.

[xKapovvnd]

@JuliusIsMe smh

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe This comment only shows ignorance. Please don't say you're religious because you will give religion a bad name acting like that.

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 Butthurt atheist butthurt.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe Typical religious response. You're only proving my point. :P

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 I like trains.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe bad troll continues to fail at trolling. keep trying

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 I'm not trolling. I'm serious. Trains don't go choo choo, they bark actually.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe it must be pretty embarrassing to try and troll on youtube. 3/10, you're trying too hard.

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 I love you.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe You're still replying? Man, I must have made you really angry. It's ok, let it out.

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 I watch pom.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe LOL still trying?

[JuliusIsMe]

@Prodro25 I stopped trying 3 days ago.

[Prodro25]

@JuliusIsMe STILL TRYING

[YouAreABunghole]

I finally gets why the Joker is so fucked up..

[Cornholio8787]

0:38 epic slap

[alex123456744]

0:38 is a pretty good forum weapon xD

[Prowler609]

Holy Crap!! Private Pyle was running around without his shower shoes on and I thought the Navy/Marines called their bunks "racks"

[inachu]

If you want to see PVT . Lawrence in a later movie much older then watch Happy Accidents.

[DustinOfPersonality]

0:28

YOU'RE FUCKED!

[specom]

Well I'm silly and ignorant, I'm 2/3 of the way there...

[Tigerman1138]

Watching this on Christmas day! :)

[sgtkar98]

0:28 best "OMFG" reaction ever. 0:41 most epic and powerful slap sound I've ever heard.

[arianaalioth]

R Lee Ermey guest starring on Law and order and Donofrio picking him apart!!!! THAT IS SUCH A GENIUS IDEA! How come it never happened!?!!?

[VIV292]

so marry was a virgin but didn't she have hesus

[luigifanist]

@VIV292 yeah

[Guigley]

0:27 This just got real.

[zz4r]

00:39 PIMP SLAP

[pennstatefan]

Now that Vincent d' Onofrio is leaving "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," has R. Lee Ermey ever guest - appeared with Vince on "Law & Order?" I'm curious.

[plasticweapon]

from 00:45 to 00:51 joker is a woman with cancer.

[Tigerman1138]

Thumbs up if you think if we had R. Lee Ermey able to teach, in a setting similar to this, we could get EVERY messed up, angry, thug-like kid to FLY right

[buckeyez757]

16 people caught a right backhand because they dont believe in the virgin mary

[spaghettiisFOB]

I swear, every line in this movie EVERYLINE is quotable from a day to day basis

[robotzorro]

He'll teach you how to PEE!

[sammyrock0087]

0:06 on the left, your flying low mate

[JENDALL714]

I had physical education teacher who went to NAM, he said when you were in the bush, you became religious very quickly because you didn't have anything to believe in EXCEPT GOD! The best teacher I ever had, didn't put up with no crap, I doubt he could teach today, because he was hard core to the bone, students would get their feelings hurt! This was early 80's, less than 10 years from when he was in the bush. His favorite saying was "Tonight pull yourself away from the dinner table!"

[MTVVH1sucks]

@JENDALL714 total bullshit I know plenty of atheist soldiers who have been in a jam and instead of turning to god relied on themselves

[JENDALL714]

@MTVVH1sucks obviously dummy you have never served and never had anyone trying to kill you! I served and I didn't know how true his words were until, I was in the same situation!

[MTVVH1sucks]

@JENDALL714 so what? that does not change the fact that you are full of shit! 

[JENDALL714]

@MTVVH1 in other words if you have never served, shut it scumbag, you have no business talking about something you were never part of!

[MTVVH1sucks]

@JENDALL714 actually my tax dollars pay for the military so you worked for me dumb ass

[yippitydodah]

Private Joker could have said the Pope get's blow jobs off the Virgin Mary, and would no doubt have been awarded a medal. gimme-gimme

watch?v=8qkSe4YM7EY

[jimbojones091]

America always wins wars because practically all soldiers are theists not athiests.

[MrTNOTB]

@jimbojones091 That is the most moronic thing I've seen today, thanks for the laugh..guess god was against America during the Vietnam War?

[iwannabethekid34x]

@MrTNOTB Butthurt Atheist is butthurt.

[deadlyram2k6]

@jimbojones091 so does that mean the terrorists win?

[xKapovvnd]

@jimbojones091 same goes for prisoners...

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

Butthead: Eheheh, he said HEAD.

[kubrox91]

Wow, I'm surprised there isn't some serious debate between radical atheists and radical christians here. All I can say is Thank God, those youtube debates piss me off.

[rosario508]

sixteen people are goddamn communist heathens.

[pratikh]

Balls. Joker has them.

[kevinisgone]

I don't believe in the Virgin Mary, I just believe in R. Lee Ermey.

[axxo798]

private snowball is scary

[thecactuus]

''I want you two turds to clean the head''

[gethsoftware]

atheist in foxhole.

[EminemIsMyBrother]

for the dislikers 0:38

[VolcanicAkuma555]

16 ppl dont know how to pee

[Alan7997]

I always thought this was a really interesting scene.

[SJMJ91]

"He'll teach you how to pee!" ROFLMAO

[lancecryor]

@SJMJ91 lol I laugh at that part every time

[SJMJ91]

ROFL! I love Private Snowball! :D

[IronicKismet]

Joker hated the Marines. "Home of the phoney tough and the crazy brave".

[IronicKismet]

@hampshireman65 Joker was a great liberal.

[canaanclb]

16 people don't believe in the virgin mary, and they make me want to vomit!

[mikedamat]

Could we shut up about religious debates? This isn't about religion, it was a character test. Hartman didn't care if Joker believed in the Virgin Mary, Hartman wanted to see if Joker would be able to handle himself under pressure and not fold. Hartman would probably demand Joker stop believing the the Virgin Mary if he said he did believe in her.

[Riotette]

@mikedamat This is set in the 1960s when the cold war was going on, at the time many Americans were proudly religious and fiercely anti-communist, which is an atheistic principle. The military, of all institutions, is strictly conformist and certainly not liberally minded. It was expected that Joker would've said he did believe in the Virgin Mary (even if he really didn't). The GySgt was obviously shocked, but Joker was simply ballsy enough to admit his beliefs, which is why he was promoted.

[compvm33]

@Riotette ...communism is an economic system, not an atheistic principle...you can still be one and not the other...GySgt. Hartman probably knew Joker was not a christian and just wanted to fuck with him... why does he have to be atheist?... maybe he put his religious preference as jewish... how do we know Hartman isn't jewish or maybe an atheist?...btw, the military works as a communist system...here to defend democracy, not practice it...

[Riotette]

@compvm33 No its not just an economic system, political as well, one that believes in NO greater power - i.e. God. Read up about Karl Marx, read up on the communist manifesto, etc.

And no, the military is clearly not a communist system, otherwise there'd be no hierarchy, it is not a democracy either. Are you implying that because it is a government institution it is "communist"? ........

[compvm33]

@Riotette: i'm not implying, i said the military works as a communist system..perhaps i should have said 'like', as there are many similarities.. but more interesting is speculating on GySgt. Hartman's religious background, and how he deals with joker..i think that adds more depth to his character. don't your background, but there's no shocking drill instructors..he knew what was going to happen..

[661Sunshine]

Allah Akbar!

[thortun15]

I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

[artistwithouttalent]

Let's hear it for the only person who has ever nutted up enough to talk back to R. Lee Ermey!

[MISANTHROPY647]

@artistwithouttalent Everyone talked back to him in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.

[artistwithouttalent]

@MISANTHROPY647 Never saw it. OK then, the only person who ever nutted up enough to talk back to Gunny.

[Adarvuli]

@artistwithouttalent hell no!

[7Min0is0all0i0have]

This movie is the shit

[r0iethegamer]

16 people were beaten for not loving virgin mary

[MrMcFattyfat]

lol disappear scumbag

[THE13EARJEW]

1:10 - 1:14 = LMFAO!!!

[joker27591]

Best fucking movie ever

[link0zeldarulz89]

@9Cheff1 that's the point you moron. You obviously aren't Christian.

[BrainyBoy1200]

0:07 front of his boxers are open lol or hes got a slit in his ass

[Mrvegas2112]

he'll teach you how to pee!!

[ge5undhe17]

Holy shit, Pvt Joker. I fucking love you

[URABADDRIVER]

Did anyone else notice that Hartman asks Joker if he believes in the Virgin Mary, then uses the Lord's name in vain. Ironic

[Eruditeization]

I would not take the yelling. ( Yes I was military ) I would and did hit the drill instructor back. Made him respect me. ( Erudite )

[URABADDRIVER]

@Eruditeization Good luck with that....

[iwannabethekid34x]

@Eruditeization Yeah sure...no. LOL. 

[compvm33]

@Eruditeization ...if by 'respect' you mean 'ass-fuck'..., well then ok...

[DJSbros]

Private snowball HAHAHA

[hpempire77]

"pvt joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is enough now you ladies carry on"

[TheMartinmarine80]

 disapear scumbag lol

[Sevnfurdy]

I could never fucking understand what snowball was saying! lmao

[J5MARLON]

@9Cheff1 God, if he could part the seas, knocking up a teenage girl must not be hard.

[AwakenedMachinist]

Surprised too see someone so enthusiast about being fired xD

[TSgoya]

fuck the liberals



[gethsoftware]

@TSgoya how do you think he is liberal? non-religius are the most diverse of all groups.

[Mike072385]

My brother just graduated Marine corps basic training last friday. He told me he got hit several times.

[MrRich253]

In today's Marine Corps hitting is not tolerated, but sometimes it happens, instead what they do is send you to the quarterdeck. That is where you go to intensely exercise your ass off till you feel you will have a heart attack or the drill instructor becomes bored watching you. After about a week you'd prefer to be hit than go to the quarterdeck because the punishment is much quicker. To those that think the Marine Corps is weak, enlist, and tell the drill instructor your opinion, I dare you.

[compvm33]

@MrRich253 ...ah yes... the classroom...

[papapudding]

Private Snowballs sounds like a retard though.

[Dusco25]

That is how it was done to make real fighters.. Now instead they got to ask if their tea is warm enough

[TheMartinmarine80]

disapear scumbag :)

[jefferyleathers1]

silly and ignorant, but he has guts and guts is enough..

[ataturkwashomo]

This monologue was the exchange I had with GOD about the Virgin Mary at my younger age.

[exce11er]

0:46 isnt that the turtle guy from master of disguise?

[exce11er]

@VaniaCasacaRoja2009 he said "you will bunk with him" not "you will fuck with him" you fool LOL

[EminemIsMyBrother]

i looked away at the screen after pvt. joker was slapped XD!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFFLMFAO

[superiorXmind]

@Bigmac8r idk but I do know he was in Texas chainsaw massacre the two new ones that came out he was also in the one commercial where he was a psychiatrist

[weebles777]

@91kring Calm down skippy. lol!

[bigdonut001]

private snowball... YOU'RE FIRED. LOL

[Fraietor]

@91kring Fine, as you wish, but as it is your choice to type like an imbecile, it is my prerogative to laugh at you. If you're really that determined to type like a retard, then ignore people, rather than complain like a whiny bitch.

[spareaxe]

lol...disappear scum bag.