I tried to pan the first Kit but then I got a phase problem with the Vintage Broccoli Snare. So I think the mono versions are just a little bit better. The midrange frequencies are more thight to the center.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha.... Dude you're crazy!... work for Slate Pro Audio must be one of the best experiences ever! hahaha
I love your Trigger and I'm thinking about buy a Slate Dragon..... And definetly the "Fart" Expansion hahahahahahahaha God... no, seriously.. I'm thinking about the Dragon...
Yes, generating all those semi-tone samples in stereo had to be a major strain on the internals of the sample artists. I'd like to know a little more about the looping process and whether noise reduction seriously impaired the actual source audio?
This one is glorious, but just realized that there is a new product you should push out. This is rock, we need a drinking beers and burping expansion!
Taco Bell and Yoohoo?!?! No way... For Primo Gastric Pressure you need: 12 hour pre-flush of apples, grapes, and grapefruit juice. At T minus 5:00 hours: 1) Start with a Salad of Broccoli, Cauliflower and Peas 2) Main course, 32 oz of Black beans (no rice) 3) Finish with Lobster Bisque 4) Wash it down with Heineken, 3 hour nap 5) Awake and snack on Doritos and Heineken till recording time ......now THAT"s the "Brown Sound" Be sure to keep bucket, Charmin, wetnaps and aloe lotion handy....
The sad thing is they put 10 times more work into this spoof than they ever have on the 2 whole tutorial videos they have online about their real products. What's up with that?
A blowing example of what "Garbage in Garbage out" means. Next "release": Mega-Scoville salsa with the YooHoo/Taco Bell.
Still, Steven's sound had a palpable, somewhat disturbing "warmth". Was it the SM-7? Was it Neve? I hope it wasn't because there was a tube up there.
I suggest sending the used SM-7 to Rush Limbaugh for further testing. Will His Excellency in Broadcasting notice a "proximity effect?" Will Slate's lingering phresh "samples" make his show at least "phase accurate"?
Broccoli makes powerful stinky ones, especially when combined with beans. I hope they had some windows they were able to open to air out those studios.
"400 more in 15 different velocities" that made me crack up LOL.
Programentalist 3 weeks ago
I tried to pan the first Kit but then I got a phase problem with the Vintage Broccoli Snare. So I think the mono versions are just a little bit better. The midrange frequencies are more thight to the center.
Schilliebillie 1 month ago
That is funny as hell.
blindwhitey70 1 month ago
Hilarious. You guys are nuts!
armenjc 1 month ago
Dude lmao.
TriviumCrusader17 1 month ago
Man!!...you killed me with this!!!!...Ed Charney..."depending in what he eaten!"...awesome!
cordokiller 1 month ago
"Hey I'm a fart, i'm in your face!"
DjAces11 2 months ago
Oh man. Art at it's finest. Can't wait to hear those beats go mainstream!! ..Thanx for the laughs. huhuhuhhuh
scorpiogod1 3 months ago
3rd one right at 5:35 is CLASSIC. Nice and round, punchy, great vintage sound from the Neve. Way to go Ed...wonderful session!!!
wetbobo 4 months ago
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ShynAwkward 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha.... Dude you're crazy!... work for Slate Pro Audio must be one of the best experiences ever! hahaha
I love your Trigger and I'm thinking about buy a Slate Dragon..... And definetly the "Fart" Expansion hahahahahahahaha God... no, seriously.. I'm thinking about the Dragon...
Best wishes guys!
MattiasArce 5 months ago
funny shit!
fiddlefolk 6 months ago
Yes, generating all those semi-tone samples in stereo had to be a major strain on the internals of the sample artists. I'd like to know a little more about the looping process and whether noise reduction seriously impaired the actual source audio?
garydaledavis 6 months ago
does this come with multisamples?
bluefAng 8 months ago
This one is glorious, but just realized that there is a new product you should push out. This is rock, we need a drinking beers and burping expansion!
pstamatiou 9 months ago
lol! very funny it's not to beleive that this product could be real.
FilGee100 10 months ago
Like you said Steven - This is truly a work o' fart! :))
Thanks Pensado's Place for turning me towards this! :))
TheGraal 10 months ago
ummm okay.
chrisfernz93 10 months ago
Is it incredibly wrong that I want to remix this?
filkertom 10 months ago
This library sucks... It's a FART exp but most of them are SHARTS.
Lgw1984 10 months ago
"Neve for a good vintage sound" lol how many vintage fart samples can you really find nowadays?
DiskoUnkle 10 months ago
This blows me away....knocked the wind outta me
MOMODEST 10 months ago
Stop at 3:50
TobiasHaehnle 10 months ago
elmudderfukker 10 months ago
@elmudderfukker ahaha the brown sound!!! good one bro!
jujucaster 10 months ago
Good times guys! I like your company even more now, hahaha!
areuter727 11 months ago
love it!!
erniegrinds 11 months ago
this should also be available as VSTi or a refill
just imagine that volcanic subwoofer fartsplosion if a C1 picked on the midi keyboard :)
SurroundType 11 months ago
I cant wait to fart around with this one!
Airpom 11 months ago
Work o(f)art
TheMusicWiz 11 months ago
@JasonWashburn there are a ton of them! might be something we could put together.
SlateDigitalTV 11 months ago 3
The sad thing is they put 10 times more work into this spoof than they ever have on the 2 whole tutorial videos they have online about their real products. What's up with that?
dmoates420 11 months ago
@dmoates420
I'm no pro but actually it's not that difficould to understand without videos (trigger that is)
samijukkahamalainen 11 months ago
LOL nice one Bang. Smell you guys later!
GPHawk1 11 months ago
Awesome! That was so funny >.< Good to see you guys having fun and not taking things too seriously. One doesn't see that a lot these days :|
FSBxMulti 11 months ago
toontrack better watch out
bluefAng 11 months ago 2
Awesome, BAY-BEE!!!
hahaha. What a hoot.
Thanks for making my day...shows just how sad my life truly is. LOL
IMAWriterRobJ 11 months ago
You should have used a PZM Suppository!
FanaticFaction 11 months ago
april fools joke
acoosticzoo 11 months ago
A blowing example of what "Garbage in Garbage out" means. Next "release": Mega-Scoville salsa with the YooHoo/Taco Bell.
Still, Steven's sound had a palpable, somewhat disturbing "warmth". Was it the SM-7? Was it Neve? I hope it wasn't because there was a tube up there.
I suggest sending the used SM-7 to Rush Limbaugh for further testing. Will His Excellency in Broadcasting notice a "proximity effect?" Will Slate's lingering phresh "samples" make his show at least "phase accurate"?
DrBobStern 11 months ago
George Carlin once said, "Farts, it's $hit without the mess!" How much they gonna charge? LOL
Malletman12 11 months ago
ah, shouldn't that have been " a work of fart " ? wow what a great new product !
kcatthedog 11 months ago
lol way too much effort for an april 1st joke xD
JQourydxyz 11 months ago
Haha, awesome
pearson197th 11 months ago
HILLARIOUS !!!!
roland1313 11 months ago
@JasonWashburn You are right!!!
PuppetGovernmentLV 11 months ago
hy guys im a happy customer - i love your stuff
greetings from Tel Aviv
FART EXPANSION - loooooll
oovinzim 11 months ago
@oovinzim Drugstore Fanatics dude?!?!
squibble94 11 months ago
it would be so funny if they actually released a pack. It should be a free update for Trigger owners as I'm sure I'd find a use for it! ;-)
learningideas 11 months ago
Feels kind of pathetic that I'm laughing my ass of right now. This is comedy for sound technicians.
BASBERT 11 months ago
Nice prank Steven!!! :) I was a good laugh! ;)
arthurdeeproducer 11 months ago
Hilarious.... And I know people who probably buy it.
roadside2 11 months ago
*stinks*
Broccoli makes powerful stinky ones, especially when combined with beans. I hope they had some windows they were able to open to air out those studios.
TheCaptainT 11 months ago
lol i farted
GNSstudios 11 months ago
Happy April Fools Day!!!
gegloff1 11 months ago
Andy Sneap forum at 1:11!
hellisbreakingloops 11 months ago 21
@hellisbreakingloops Hailz! \m/
TheBlackStymphalian 11 months ago
where do i DownLoad this expansion pack?
bforbes1 11 months ago
LOOOL
Beast1333 11 months ago
Things are pretty tight at the moment, so i,m gonna wait for the Blow-Out at Sweetwater.
mytoobusr 11 months ago
april's fool! love it!
imaginarytube 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you just got an e-mail and followed the link to this video.
IsurusDrummer 11 months ago 13
@IsurusDrummer Talk about begging for a thumbs up.
kbyer 11 months ago
Loves the seriousness of it!
houseofmelodystudio 11 months ago
omg i i believed this for a bit...
ContraStudio88 11 months ago
price??
reyspect 11 months ago
Hahahaha this awesome!
33pajaritos 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAH 1:11 hes browsing the Andy Sneap Forum!! ... lol
jcohenlv 11 months ago
hilarious
fommatt 11 months ago
This is Hilarious!!!!!
I was rolling the entire time ...fantastic job!
philcheese23 11 months ago
brilliant.
vinceromanelli 11 months ago
hahaha! April FOOL!
fakiekid 11 months ago