news broadcast of my near death car crash on 66

[highmiler342]

man u really believe in extending your 15 mins of fame dont ya.i suppose the end result of this was another high dollar american lawsuit.u people make me sick.glad u made it through.dont let the court doors hit your ass on the way to the bank dipshit

[SuperMechs]

it is about reaction time. i once saved a child from drowning.

[TheEverythingKing85]

sick

[MelbaToast918]

God was with you guys whether you believe it or not. That is the wonderful thing about him. He loves those who don't love him. God bless you.

[StigmaNYC]

daaaaaammmnnn you've had that Danzig shirt for a while, huh !?

:)

[joejumps4fun]

Glad you were okay, Joseph! BTW- I met Angel in Studio A, at George Mason. Maybe I can intern with Wraith next year or sometime. I still want to meet you and sit in during a music video shoot. Misery Signals are my fav. band in your lineup, btw. I have only one question for you: how do you make the "shaky" camera effect in metal music videos? (not the rapid zoom effect) The kind of thing you see in Impending Doom videos...

[nobrakesukspeedway]

was it on i66?

[epiphoneplayer10]

fuck fella damn you made it i propaly whould have made it out but i probaly whould have died of a fucking heart attack, Thank God you made it out Mate

[travelplus1]

arrows pointer from Sound Checkie restaurant

[darksomehandsome]

you are one lucky guy and you didn't survive because of some non existent god, it was because of your fast reaction time.

[JosephPattisall]

thanks for telling it how it is!

[uhxohhxjessmika]

agreed !

[sickerthenus]

I just FOUND this, how's it going Joeseph? Its Kenny, Adrenaline Crew!

[Delta7100]

6people on interstate 66

[Fooglies]

Curious, Did anything come about the truck driver? Did you all play the PTSD because i sure as hell would!?

[HeatBlasta18]

God was with you man there is no other way you survived.

God bless you.

[JosephPattisall]

6 people on 66

[squidlet17]

whoa

[OhGaspersItsBen]

I live in Fredericksburg, Virginia and have family in Vienna, I'm glad you lived! :-]

[JosephPattisall]

thank you.

[thenextstevOafroman]

Speaking of "run-a-way truckers", a 48 State Alert has been issued for TWO TRUCKERS WHO STOLE A 53' VAN TRAILER LOADED WITH PHARMACEUTICALS! THE BULK OF THE LOAD CONSISTED OF VIAGRA!!! State Troopers, and Local and County Law Enforcement Agencies are now on the alert for:

TWO HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! GOTCHA! LOL~~~~!

PS: Why do they give Viagra to 85 year old men at the nursing home?

To keep them from rolling out of their beds and onto the floor! LOL!!!

(kickstops!)

[Dusty696969]

What did the truck driver say, what made him run into you? And how did the crash even happen. Was the truck driver just not paying attention or what was it?

[JosephPattisall]

listening to the driver try to explain it in court was the best part.

[Dusty696969]

What was one thing he said was the reason he ran into you?

[jamieisjabba]

fuck me you were all most cooked alive your so lucky but the truck driver was f**king owned ha ha

[JosephPattisall]

why the -1 rating?

[kingjeopardy2k7]

So are you gonna become a christian now? You do know it wasn't by your own power you survied.

[JosephPattisall]

nah.

[Salgier87]

Hey I got a question. Between 1:37 and 1:41... Did they tell you to walk that pathway and pretend that you weren't being filmed? X'D

[JosephPattisall]

yes.

[Salgier87]

Haha, well on a serious level. I'm glad you guys survived. Must've been pretty intense!

[Salgier87]

"Yes" Haha fuck you fag. :)

[JosephPattisall]

you're an idiot.

[STUDIO2RECORDING]

Thanks for the comment on the m3.

Good 2 get a comment from a real celeb.

Your a lucky guy. Atleast you could buy my car with your claim. lol

[darijoe]

Thank God, Joseph! Congratulations on surviving that!

[pf126p]

"His gas tanks erupted...and gasoline poured into our car..."

That's very interesting that trucks now burn gasoline. I did not know that. :P

[thegoosebrain]

I was there also. As for me, I had some marshmellows and I toasted them over the fire while stuck in traffic.

[xtoyracer]

Hey was that an aerostar. Can anyone say PINTO

the ford legacy continues

[pf126p]

I was just talking about the Ford Exploder and exploding Econoline ambulances this morning...

[justinaurelius]

Vegetarian restaurant?

[liquidalloy]

Glad that nothing happened to u bro, scary shit.

[lightning3593]

I was scared when I saw "body found"

[thebiglilkid]

lucky son of gun than god u didnt die though

[Halo3RedvsBlueNaruto]

omg

[Dmleedy]

you guys are all lucky to be aive.  i wish you good luck n the future.

[truckertwotimes]

on I-66... Did the Big Truck run a red light?

[1sanevoice]

ytg

[GrandMasterLynx]

Thank God You Guys Are Ok

[1sanevoice]

yas goad god

[dangitHAMM]

thank god you and your friends made it out ok.

[WeAllGonnaDieAlive]

god was with u :)

[wheels069]

yup

[worlof]

O my Freaking god!.. How the fucking hell did you survive!? You must be superman!(Not)

but anyway.. Nice to see you on your foot :)

(sorry about the bad english ;) i almost talk 100% english but i can't spell it right :P )

[oblivioon6]

u kno wats wierd? interstate 66 and 6 ppl injured... 666!?! wtf

[1sanevoice]

yoi no whet wider?

jun 6 , 1966 !

[SpliteR]

Yarrr!

[1sanevoice]

Joe Pattisall elf on back.

[pepsiman1234]

i was watching the drve tru 1 :(

[kstumbaugh]

How the hell did you not see the semi coming at you? People like that need to stay off the highway

[wheels069]

the truck was out of control and he must not of had any place to move and that why he got hit and plus it was night so that also reduces visabillity

[1sanevoice]

do nit tim relle ruduc visibilit?

Yoi ar a snart egg.

[wheels069]

tank ew

[1sanevoice]

yoi welcem

[lolownedlol9]

ouch man nasty hit but anyways gd that ur ok :D

[live2snare123]

I live in that area, when was this?

[falconcod2]

Me too, i live in fauquier, and i was just drivng through 66 today, like near vienna.

[FaoleannOBradaigh]

how did you free her seatbelt?

[DVincentW]

they really make sure you know it was on I66

[KiowaCrew1]

only thing I don't get is why the hell were all the rescue vechicles so close to the scene??

it was a haz-mat situation .. up hill downwind

[BlueThunder2396]

Dude, this accident is not your fault, but how come you didn't see the TRUCK? Man, TRUCK! ! ! ! T R U C K ! You should be more careful. But I'm really glad you're ok.

[ubcs109]

so the burnt, beat up van was the one u were in right?

[jimbean99]

hmmmmm......

[ubcs109]

umm...ok? thats what u put for a reply?

[JosephPattisall]

yup yup

[Minizilla]

One of the news weenies said the driver of the truck was facing charges....what came of that? Hell of an accident, and you were very lucky to get away. Running from an exploding car...here I thought that was just a Hollywood thing lol.

[wheels069]

not if you're dealing with a tanker truck unless its carryin milk or water

[ncc1968]

6 people on 66.......

[JosephPattisall]

exactly!

[luvmymarine0311]

You didn't see the truck? I'm always worried someone is going to rear end me, since its the only kind of accident I HAVENT been in. I bet you check your mirrors a lot more now huh?

[JosephPattisall]

his truck came from no where at a high speed and he was out of control of his vehicle hitting cars in all lanes.

[SIMIHIGH2008]

wow, thats amazing

[roadwolf2]

is I66 part of the old route 66

[ANWL]

I'm not from the States, but I think it means, Interstate 66 (I-66)

[sortedrkid]

"paul early took a pic as he went to help" WTF you mean he went to take a pic and just claimed he went to help lol sneaky bastard taking the glory.glad you still alive mate (lucky).lets hope its not a case like final destination cause its all happens in america man

[vb6josh]

Did you all get a lawer? I smell a lawsuit.

[4bayb13]

interstate 66???? nnnaaaaaaaa

interstate 666 (evil)....ok...

[sweet8060]

wow. So Lucky!!!

[dyingxmonkey]

holy fuck goddam it like fucking riot man and crazy drivers!

[bhelland]

Glad you're okay, dude...

[JosephPattisall]

thanks, me too.

[timhen2]

Dang, you got lucky JosephPattisall that you didn't die!

[tabby04299008]

Lol that van got OWNED

[HanakoFairhall]

Good god, what a horrific accident, it's a good thing you survived 0.0

[teflonmagnet]

next time try the monkey-mushrooms and the asparagus roll and this kind of thing won't happen. it must be all the gas veggy food produces.

[SlackerMad]

u got ownd mate

[MySpaceSucks3]

haha danzig hell yea

[ambidxtrous5]

the way this video starts sucks... repeating themsevles 100 times like the news does

[JosephPattisall]

well it was the news you dummy.

[lpedy]

was it really you in that accident?

[LizardKing138]

nice shirt

[JosephPattisall]

yeah that was intentional. for some reason that was really funny to me.

[rumbaworks]

and way to pile up traffic stupid.

[rumbaworks]

alive or not, your still a pussy.

[flyworld3]

I'll tell you how i feel. i find this video fucking gay. there. i said it.

[7127tony]

I bet that you are gay. The truth is that you are jealous cause your life is so boring you don't have any good videos to post on youtube.

[wheels069]

wow someone has issues!!!!

[CGaR88]

why the hell is flyworld bashing this dude 4? this is incredible.

[flyworld3]

that's why you suck.

[JosephPattisall]

please tell me how you really feel.

[7127tony]

flyworld3 are you a truckers son or did you get beat up by a van driver in a road rage incident when you were learning to drive

[wheels069]

and that van driver happend to be a soccer mom.

[flyworld3]

stop showing off your luck, you fucking asshole. why dont you just post some other video other than your near miss, you fucking lame son of a bitch. why don't you go home and stop driving, bitch.

[JosephPattisall]

LOL, ok dude. showing off my luck, yeah that's exactly what I was doing. post another video? I have posted about 150 videos, how many more do you want?

[flyworld3]

joseph, fuck you.

[askenga]

Wow! what a comeback!!!=P

[wheels069]

what the hell is your problem??? Someone not take his happy pills this morning :)

[Indyrail]

See what happens when you eat all your vegetables?

[JosephPattisall]

lol!

[forddeeler]

Did the insurance company give you a good payout for a new van? I would imagine that you would of been paid for the interview as well. Good luck with it. Good that your ok m8.

[JosephPattisall]

i did ok but no I didnt get paid for the interview. I didn't even think to ask.

[ldpcmovies]

driver of the tanker got his CDL from Sams club

[fuzzo73]

Geez man that was crazy. I'm a truck driver myself. I have seen many accidents like that. Most of us are extremely safe and professional and it's unfortunate when things like this happen, because it reinforces some peoples' negative assumptions about truckers. Obviously this driver's attention slipped, maybe just for a few seconds but that's all it takes. Hopefully this video reminds all of us, no matter what we drive, to just be a little more patient and alert out there.

[Shangas]

Wow...this is...cool...you're lucky.

[JosephPattisall]

yes I know!

[Shangas]

Daaaaaamn...that car is totalled. I think your mother will've forgiven you for not bringing it home, hahahahahaha...