Team Fortress 2 Movie Auditions

[1236sason]

this will be stupid they could just make a full movie like they did the "meet the" videos

[MrCrossoverer]

Seth Green would be a GREAT Scout :D

[Aechis]

Scout = Vince Offer (young)

Demoman = Samuel L. Jackson

Medic = Steven Colbert

Heavy = Pruitt Taylor

Soldier = Gerard Butler (well, find another who can do funny "war veteran")

Engineer = Owen Wilson (lol there's even a "hat" with blonde hair)

Sniper = Hugh Laurie (shaved)

Spy = Vincent Cassel

Pyro = Monica Bellucci (lol jk it could be anyone who's not too tall)

[22wattz22]

heavy jim carery

spy jim carrey

soldier bruce willis

engineer jim carrey

sniper jason statham

medic jim carrey

scout seth green

pyro jim carry

demoman samuel m##### #####ng jackson

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Scout-Ben Stiller would be better IMO.

[nedccmm6]

i laughed when i saw jim carrey as medic

[MrPaulolefou]

I lol'd at pyro

[Masonthe5]

Seth Green for Scout!? Everyone knows that Vince the Sham Wow Guy is suppose 2 b Scout! And no way Owen Wilson could pull it off. And the guy who played Crocodile Dundee should be the sniper. And if anyone is the play the Soldier, it should b R Lee Ermey. Honestly dude, learn to cast.

[BowlingAlleyProd]

As much as I LOVE Jim Carrey, that's one of the worst casting choices ever

[pbode24]

seth green scout lol

[08tellie]

there actually really good choices lol THUMBS UP IF THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE USING THESE PEOPLE!

[sirrington]

Jim Carrey, Why not... LOL

[twister2777]

i loved the options (all but will ferrel... that sucked...)

[xXTHESIMIXx]

Demoman-->MR T!!

[NUTCASE71733]

LMAO Jim Carrey and Will Ferrel? That'd be awesome

[Donvito293]

most of them are shit -_-

[AlwaysDOA]

lmao that would be a funny movie

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

LAWL JIM CAREY.

[lilbooshy]

I think sniper and engineer need older actors. I just interpreted them as 40s or so

[bobbilopo]

i hope they are not supposed to be look-alike because they DON'T!!!

[RaNdOmGuY340]

the pyro - The Stig from top gear

[pitus7]

Omg?! Scout this guy?! Man! Scout = Vince from Shomwow or emwow :D

[RobertoOneEye]

The Dog would be perfect for the Pyro.

[Shawn0HBK0Michales]

let's look at this...

Heavy - perfect idea! Big and really look-alike

Spy - Well... I think Norton is fine, but you could choose someone better

Scout - You s***tting my pants? Dude, he's not even close to it

Demoman - Samuel L. Jackson. No exceptions.

Engineer - not even close... Best choise for this role - Bruce Willis or Jacen Stathem

Medic - Perfect!

Sniper - Meh.. guy from Matrix (mr. Smith) fit way better

Soldier - Tom Seizmore fit great (Seargant from Saving Private Ryan)

Pyro - anyone lol

[patti997]

Why is Edward Norton the spy?

I mean....w-why? xDDDDD

[Tyler31246]

lol jim carry as medic. I AM FULLY CHARGED!!! 8D

[Theonegamefreak]

LOL Owen Wilson as Engie.

[Jordanlolqwerty]

Chuck Norris For Sniper And Megan Fox For Pyro...

[absolutezero1000]

so the pyros a dog...hmm

[4Zook44]

@raocowisAWESOME huur

[anikan2000]

lol dog at 1:01 in the video lol its cute :P

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

lol u mocking Seth Green XD

[DrAg0nPoWeR]

for the engi take jason statham he's cooler

[Andy32798]

liam neeson could make a good spy

[4Zook44]

The pyro is a dog?

[dbz90]

I Dunno Lol :D

[cooltuber13]

pyro=lol

[aisforastronaut]

<3 edward norton

[PetrovIvanMartin]

Alternative for Heavy: Instead of Bruce Willis, why not Fedor Emilianenko?

[scottomgxD]

got an idea for the soldier :D R.Lee Ermy what ya think :D

[nickmedadd]

lol Jim carrey is Medic

[ThaReaper13]

No everyone knows Mr. T would be the best Demoman

[SweetsTheMan]

dude i just thought i think ice cube is going to be demo and it was

[Indrica]

Maybe the Pyro could be like, animatronics or CGI. XD

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

@Indrica Why? Its not hard to get a painted hazard suit and gas-mask and stick it on some generic Korean backup dancer who got washed up after the 80's ended.

[madesttjack]

whos "i dunno lol"

[orimlevi]

@madesttjack I'm pretty sure he's australian

[varoom300]

@madesttjack wow your a dumbfuck

[madesttjack]

@varoom300 xD lol it was a joke, you dumbfuck

[mcdom89]

that would be a comedy with jim and will

[LykanSam]

Will ferrel as ths Soldier? Perfect! Fits like Bread & Butter

[uhaska]

pyro-i dunno lol

[SporeGladiator]

Looks good to me!

[dainbramagedpro]

I always that a TF2 movie would be Pixar's first rated PG 13 movie XD

[BogdanS1231]

harry warden should be pyro

[dom1391]

ur right i dunno should be the pyro

[XenosagaKosMosKid]

they are gonna make a movie after the "meet the" series :P.

[4462892Perez]

cena as heavy

[caseystraker68]

The Pyro should be played by ???? maybe girl

[zukriuchen]

Remember it's a damn cartoonish game, it would need to be an action movie with a lot of shooting and funny scenes.

[Kuusnelonen]

0:55

I totally second that.

[emil2796]

this list is fail

[FanFlippy]

you cant put jim carrey as Medic! that is as messed up as if you made king kong as scout

[zukriuchen]

Doctor House as the medic or sniper.

Medic for the obvious image we have of him and Sniper because they look a lot like each other.

[Skantukort]

chuck norris as the sniper!

[tf2pl]

no chuck norris as the pyro!

[ComedyDyl]

Jim Carrey= Ruined idea

[McEvil1000]

Seth green as scout I wouldn't bet on it.

[UtubeH8tr]

The Pyro should be played by the Coal miner from my bloody valentine XD

l8s

[Fussino]

Btw after seeing 2012, there was a Russian dude, HE IS HEAVY. Anybody saw it? He's got just the body for the Heavy. He can do a Russian accent. watch?v=I-4xBWXLUi4 - The 'fat' one, not the pilot at the beginning. If he'd have to play the heavy, all serious and sick, he would do an awesome job. Period.

Just imagine him eating a sandvich going like OM NOM NOM NOM, AH, SO FILLING!

[darthnazgul]

As long as he's not acting as himself, Jim Carrey would be a great choice.

[Karhax]

Hugh Laurie as the medic

[Fussino]

Hugh Laurie as the Sniper.

[5h4k3sp34r3]

I gotta agree with most of them xcept the last one. You should kno

[Germanboy567]

Vince Offer should have been the scout! >=( you know the shamwow guy!!

[PainSucker]

Big Show XD!! Why there isn't John Cena??

[FanFlippy]

i know john cena would make a perfect scout not seth green but its a nice vid

[zukriuchen]

Perfect Scout? He is like 20 and is skinny, ya know, John Cena is 32 and is hella strong

[DarthStewart202]

but the scout is supposed to be a small person and hard to catch. i wouldnt cast cena

[zukriuchen]

Yes, needs to be someone really young at least.

[DarthStewart202]

john cena would make a terrible scout. cena has to much bulk

[piper5by5]

they shouldn't make a real life movie they should make an animated movie like the "meet the" videos

[yilserlol]

i think not!

[Fussino]

Btw. I'd say

Heavy: Schwarzenegger, but since that couldn't happen anyway, I'd say Al Gore... lol jk, I have no idea yet...

Spy: Jeff Coldblum... Hm...

Scout: Shamwow Guy (Sry, but yes xD)

Demo: Bill Nighy - Though he's not black...

Engie: Owen Wilson (Gooood Idea)

Medic: Jim Carrey (Also a Good Idea)

Sniper: HUGH FUCKING LAURIE

Soldier: Bruce Willis

Pyro: Robert Englund... What? I like him XD

[Fussino]

I agree with Owen Wilson as Engie and Jim Carrey as Medic, but the rest... Nah, sry, but it's in the eye of the beholder

[skullboy1234]

scout = awesome XD

[LNERfan]

NO! Jim Carey should be the PYRO DAMMIT!

[Linexxlol]

jim carry as medic?.....HELL NO!

[UberMenschNowFilms]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

[PivotWorldGuy]

I can almost hear Jim carrey yelling "OKTOBERFIEST! Oh wait, erm, let me do that again. OKTOBERFEST!!!"

[Golemoid]

Ice Cube is too fat to be a demoman!

[runawayagent]

Heavy: MeatLoaf

[Sinkubus]

He would do anything for Sandvich (But he wouldn't do that!)

[runawayagent]

HAHA lolz, maybe that song b in the credits but with an accent

[muntchy]

no soldier is to be played by oddball mat

[Miismu]

Agreed with lutherhans and darktalon2gnt.

Also Jim carrey as medic is so absurd, that it would work, if done properly!

I don't know for sure, but i have read some rumors, that Valve is planning to do a TF2 movie, or a short movie (like 30 min.)

[darktalon2gnt]

The only person fit to play the sniper is hugh jackman, lol

[lutherhans]

the spy = ralph fiennes

[CrimsonDragoonVideos]

Jim Carrey as Medic is possibly the stupidest thing i ever heard

[barrington7823]

seth green just plain out sucks

[legodude3001]

for the scout it should be Vince,ya know the one "Shamwow"

[N00BSAMURAI]

soldier should be Jack Black

[thegiantmike]

Whomever made this vid I have one question for you.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!!!!!

[Sinkubus]

Thank you for your valued input.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

Jim Carry is a funny guy not a medic.

[NightMarkVII]

Soldier should be R Lee Ermey.

[dingozipper]

Oh God please no. Please. Please no. Seth fucking Green? Are you kidding? He doesn't even have a New England accent. And Will Farrel? Jim Carry? Might as well have Stephan Colbert in there for the doctor...

[Griffoza]

dude, screw a live action movie

if they do a Team Fortress flick, it should be animated like the promos.

a hard-r animated action flick

[barrington7823]

dude a live action would be pretty cool. and it mite be an awesome movie if you give it a chance. anything could happen

[iChayce]

I second pyro Meghan fox

[superorochimaru89]

Will Sasso is my pick for the heavy

[mistbooster]

jason statham as the pyro :D rofl!

[TheMightyWatcher]

the pyro should be Meagan Fox

[gsp1995]

Jim Carrey as the Medic.. lol I can just imagine the trouble..

[chairmaster12]

pyro is chad vader cooaah huuu cooaaah huuuh

[mongolianape]

nice pic of will ferrel

[oars44]

pyro should be played by Leonardo Decaprio!

[Bandslayer103]

if there was ever a movie of Team Fortress I `d DEFINTIELY GO SEE IT.

[gsp1995]

if it's not gonna get destroyed by some motherfucking director, then I would watch it too

[Bandslayer103]

yea. if there was ever ginna be a director to make a movie based on TF2,they should fuckin play the game to get some sort of idea on how this game works.

[stelsovich1]

Вау, даже как-то не верится :-D .... интересно, а кто же русские реплики озвучивал ?)) По несколько человек на персонажа x-D

[stiven23]

jim carrey will be funny lol...."Medic heal me!!!!"

"ALRIGHTY THEN"

[SuperNerd000]

A better choice for the Heavy would have been either The Rock or Vin Diesel

also since it's a comedy/action, Jim Carrey and Will Ferrel would have been good choices

[DethPenguin]

Good thing these are just auditions.

Christ sake. Will Ferrel as soldier?

Jim Carrey as Medic?

Learn to Ron Perlman and Stephen Colbert

[nosferatu55]

Ron Perlman? YES.

[Shino1138]

JIM CARRY MEDIC FTW!!!! XD

[Beastialman]

Demoman should be Kimbo.

[Shikamaru524]

Jim Carrey as a medic? Ehhh... that'd be funny..

[Futil1ty]

Most of these were terrible. How could they ever play these roles?

lol @ pyro

[SwiftysMedia]

Yes but I gotta say the annotations had better ideas, like Samuel L Jackson as Demo. But they were god aweful.

[Futil1ty]

Yeah...I could actually see him being the Demo.

[XxvlnvlnxX]

i should be scout!

[Nathan2094]

i think the demo man should be Mr.T

[TeHHeavyWeaponSGuy]

that was so funny lol

[TheDestroyerOfHumans]

apart from the soldier you made EXELENT choices

[DJSeba]

I think the soldier is the only one fitting. I can just imagine Will running around with that over-sized helmet just screaming.

[Shikamaru524]

Totally..

[THEMASTEROFSPYZ]

i should be the spy!!

[TheMarvelousHat]

I would say Vince ShamWow should be the Scout.

NEED A SHAMWOW HERE

[zezu09]

lol nice selection

[darkxaur]

Owen Wilson as an Engie? His chin's not big enough!

[shirosaki97]

THE MEDIC JIM CAREY?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH lol

[TheZollyz]

that would be fucking funny :D

[Mwahohoho]

Lol at the "I Dunno"

[Keyboard858]

haha seth green looks perfect for scout

[ixekun]

Edward Norton as THE SPY?

Everyone fucking thinks of Jean Reno when they hear the spy talking!

Fucking gentlemen up in here.

[ixekun]

Have to give you credits though, Seth Green for Scout? Priceless!

[StormriderShift]

Interesting choice with Seth Green as the Scout.

[stressrelief9]

you should have the guy who maded the shamwow because he did the scouts voice

[Mwahohoho]

I know, I kept imagining someone similar to Vince. But since so many agree with Seth, I guess he would be good

[stressrelief9]

yeah i guess he dose look like the scout, just needs to die his hair and he probaly can do the voice

[stressrelief9]

but im just saying vince looks like the scout, he sounds like the scout and is annoying, HIS PERFECT! LOL

[Mwahohoho]

Lol, I agree--Vince does resemble Scout--I would pick Vince

[giggitygiggity900]

me too

[angusm33]

tf2 movie but not hl2 movie!?!??!

WTF!!!

[Simetra666]

There is no actor epic enough to play Gordon Freeman

[Botro1]

Oh yes there is...Nikolaj Lie Kaas, google him, he's the spitting image of Gordon Freeman, without the suit of course, but still!

[Zender113]

Darth Vader as Pyro ^^

[bull11234]

Pyro could be CGI Thing, or Someguy from the "Movie" series (Scary movie, Date movie, Superhero movie, etc.)

[hunterbr549]

jim carry cant do german

[killerdudecris]

loled at seth green

[clockworkplus]

All I know is that for soldier, nothing less than Bruce Campbell would work.

[gabefett]

jack black would be pyro

[Sinkubus]

Ooh, my friend, i LIKE it!

[ganlo10]

nice jim carry as the medic

[looker999997]

Owen Wilson as the engineer is just wrong...

[Airoton]

Pyro....

. . .

I DUNNO LOL

[Dakclaw]

this has been Said Enough But VINCE IS THE SCOUT!

[CeejayGSPB]

Scout - The ShamWow guy

[maxioboyo]

JIM CARRY???

[Lulzman69]

My choices:

Heavy - Bruce Willis

Spy - Sean Connery

Scout - Seth Green

Demoman - Samuel Jackson

Engineer - Robin Williams

Medi - Adrian Brody

Sniper - Aaron Eckhart

Soldier - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[InZaNiTy94]

DUDE it needs to animated and jsut have valve make the voices! DUH!

i should based off of the red team trying to take the intellagance and the pyro and scout shood be bestesat frends and medic and heavy shood be bestest friends

[jonus63]

i agree with the cgi but damn you spell bad

[InZaNiTy94]

yeah i spell bad... but it all makes sense in the end