Jesus Parody of I Will Survive

[footyfan12]

it needs sound

[TheGreatAhmed]

@ArmorOfGodMinistries Sure where is he id LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE to meet him. AUSTIN POWERS YEAH

[TheGreatAhmed]

@ArmorOfGodMinistries AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSS

[mackiesp]

theres no sound dophis

[AllThatAwakens]

@MrVideoman121

No one cares

[AllThatAwakens]

@ArmorOfGodMinistries

LOL!!! Shut the hell up

[TheNewlife93]

dislikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :((( it's not funny at all

[ellobaje156]

no se vurlen de jesus o les castigara

[tiaradeanna]

@Dokuohtei yes I am!! Anyways if I'm lying how do u know? Ur not God right?!

[GreekPa1nk1ller]

JESUS CHRISTE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?!

[TheGreatAhmed]

This fucking hilarious 5/5!!

[OperationXairsoft]

@TheGreatAhmed yeah dude lol

[turner2123]

haha very funny

see you they only made video's on christians ore judish make one on the islam and you are an dead men

[tiaradeanna]

I'm sorry to tell u this but this is STUPID!! Your insulting Christian's culture! I'm a Muslim and I hate this! God I hate u! (sorry)

[Dokuohtei]

@tiaradeanna no u're not ^^

[TheGreatAhmed]

@tiaradeanna NO GOD HATE YOU HO HO HO

[asusualful]

Stop disiliking this. It will probaly make more people Christian.

[coolnerd444]

@SnarfHappens haha s'kay.......hey! and thats dudETTE to u!!!! haha jk jk i always call everyone dude, regardless of gender....

[taimawad]

Jesus, I am sorry to say this but... YOU JUST GOT POWNED!

[KaSeYdAbOmB]

hahaha freakon love this!

[tupolevtu124]

Amazing

[ultragarrison]

I am a muslima nd i hate this. I have alot of respect for Nabi Isa(Jeasus). So stop making these videos. It is not funny.

[taimawad]

@ultragarrison Get A Life.

[ultragarrison]

@taimawad I have a life. Thank you

[myztainzydeout]

everyone that's religious, watching this, are criticizing the other people for liking this video...He'll survive...listen to the video!

[hiakinmas]

hahaha wtf? look at him f*ck!!!!

[coolnerd444]

@SnarfHappens calm the fuck down!!! jesus its a joke! duuuh! when i said that god mite smit the person who made the vid i was JOOOKING!!! seriously if ur gna start a fight with every1 who left a comment ur an ass. so SnarfHappens, U GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

[jessf1021]

half of you people need a sence of humor. this was funny!!

[Farmvilleclub]

Lol

[ajit69racing]

its funny but very very wrong.! thou shal not tempt the lord..!

[pierreo33]

@ajit69racing fuck you and all religious fucknuts. you are all brainwashed

[samhobson1]

@pierreo33 not cool

[leahluvssam]

@pierreo33 oh watever we believe wat we want to believe go fuck yourself!!!...lil fckn bitch

[ciutarobby]

FUCK YOU!

GO AND SUCK SATANS DICK!

[Ejakulant]

@ciutarobby OK

[fruitsaladisnice]

its funny but still wrong

[TheGreatAhmed]

@fruitsaladisnice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[TaTuSpartan]

When I touch bibles my hand burns.

[TheLegacyMafia]

yo dis is mest up

[TheGreatAhmed]

@TheLegacyMafia yo yu mest up

[coolnerd444]

wow i love this but theirs a good chance that god may look down upon this and smite whoever made this ! lol good luck XP

[Peiyth]

The only thing funny in this video is the other people's faces

[lorenzojhwh]

CSPBCSSML NDSMDVR SNSMVSMQLIVB my father God has already defeated your\ufeff father the devil on the cross over 2000 years ago. you verminous worship so a REAL LOSER. How crazy is that?"Drink your poisons made by yourself"

[punjabent]

how the fuck u gonna pretend to be a god

[H18ury]

Jesus wept.

[TheGreatAhmed]

@H18ury yeah lol

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[Leafshinoby]

Rofl I wonder how the history would be if the real jesus were like that, Lol "worlds powerful gay-being who had ever lived, forced the romans to make love with him" xD

(fyi: i dun know if there was a person named jesus or what so ever, I won't argue with you believers and non-believers, this is just my thought!)

[samirocks123456]

Hey lepardstar calm down it's just a joke

[samirocks123456]

R u readin it now

[samirocks123456]

This is funny crap and sky txt me if u see sayin hey

[Leopardstar12]

Some ppl on here are CHRISTIAN! u know, CHRISTian. Oh, and before u say, "wy'd u look for it if ud just complain" i didn't look for this, i typed a search for Jesus and this cmae up. I watched it thinking it would be SERIOUS!

[myztainzydeout]

@Leopardstar12 SERIOUS?... IT SAYS PARODY!

[NGBiGLlama]

@bloggingbaptist your opinion is pathetic, there is no proof.

[DeputyBrambleClaw]

@NGBiGLlama there is proof, go google up wat ppl hav found u dumbass... the cloth his face touched was found too?

[darkinvader00]

@DeputyBrambleClaw Actually the cloth they found turned out to be a hoax. But there are other undeniable sources that prove his existence. There are accounts from Roman scholars and historians that lived during his time that talk about Him. Its on youtube. Look it up if u want to.

[kacholeng]

FUCK THIS SONG!!! ..!.. have fun in hell!!!!

[scottishpython]

@bloggingbaptist  you sad cunt you actually believe in that shit? Ha jesus is an arsehole

[DeputyBrambleClaw]

@scottishpython u dont blieve in it? u an aethist? buddhist?

[esmann2]

@DeputyBrambleClaw Buddhists are not aethists... They are Buddhists

[theDeathJoy]

@ bloggingbaptist

you got any proove that hell exists?

and if your religon cannot deal with innocent jokes, ur religon sucks.

[edoardo700]

che schifo!!

[Im5oC00l]

That's so funny!!! i was LOLed when the jessus was open his clothes and hit by a car!!! :D

[vygco126301]

does he really got hit?

[Ambushpredator]

Hehe... I am sure Jesus, if he`s up there, is laughing as hell at this video as well!!!

[mark2554]

When he got hit by the bus i totaly LOLed

[HalfTruth420]

that was funny as hell!!!!

[superdre44]

wtf chill its a joke

[ImogenKateify]

bahahaha

[pipdifferences]

IT IS OUT OF SINK =[

[MaxRideFan]

@pipdifferences Sync.

[Cazmictv]

hey chill out its not really jesus

[chowshnitzel]

>=( dik head dont make fun of god i bet that hairy man is you

[seanhoff96]

this is pretty funny but using jesus in it makes a real asshole.

[SampBoy1]

i hope you realy got hit by the bus THIS AINT FUNNY!

[Leafshinoby]

Funny but, God Damn you, messing with his name and son, now we'll all burn in hell...

[Leopardstar12]

not all of us.

[dannyarcsoft]

son of bitch.... i wish a bus hits u foreal motherfucker....dont laught at jesus dumbass,,,bioochhh

[darlingdino]

Well that isn't that a very christian like thing to say now is it??

[MrJacksonCook]

did he just get killed by dat bus ? wtf

[Reaper8365]

you son of bitch dont make fun of jesus i wish i could kill you all jesus should'nt be laught at

[liza7772000]

stop this dont make laugh to jesus

[TheFallenAngel231]

@liza7772000 Dont make laugh? what the hell kind of lanuage is that?

[mhlokotsi03]

this is stupid...blasphemy!!!

[anwar7067]

funny  0:33

[666calculator]

Your going to wish you had ..................

[egdqv13234]

wuahahahah!!!! xD

[fryman52]

funny as hell

[buzzclick500]

I sincerely hope you don't get to find out--I've been there.

[mahender6969]

and 3 days later jesus rose from the bus hit.

[ozzieksk]

and you ppl sayin Jesus is your God. Making fun of a prophet is not nice.

[jml19976]

racsits arswipes

[groovyghada]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[parmenides19]

It is NOT something original.

[Tuluc]

BAM lol was not expecting that bus hit

[TheNatalieHuynh]

hahahahahahaha

[RomieAndElmo]

the music doesnt go with the actions change it k

[dwayne4080]

dude...

that's not Jesus!

that's BINLADEN!!

wahahaha

[steyr177]

hahahaha! :D

[ZlaY09]

"u think i laid down and died no no"?

he didnt lay down when he died he got hit by a buss

[pml08usaf]

Damn....

[squirrel4123]

I LOVE THIS!

[natanwekills]

LOLOLOLOL FUCKING AWESOME!

[johnalexisdeleon]

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[bleachgirl47]

O.M.G.........

[luhne123]

haha

i will survive boof

[CoronaLime12]

boof? lol

[JudJudJula]

HAHAHAHAH GENIUS !

[nio12]

Is there really any kind of god in the world if there im sure that the god will never let people die.

[squirrel4123]

Sorry, I meant to go up. LOL. I am athiest and I always tell people that. If there is a god, why does he start suffering. If there is one, he is a bad one, lol. The greek gods are cooler that him...lol

[Leopardstar12]

God didn't make suffering. Satan made suffering so that he could draw ppl away from God and amke his army stronger.

[turforme]

@Leopardstar12

and who created satan?

[Leopardstar12]

God did. Satan was God's highest ranked angel, but he decided to try to overthrow God. Since sin can't exist in heaven, Satan was forced to leave, therefore, There is a hell.

[ecstasyunleashed]

@Leopardstar12

People created evil

Not "Satan"

Dont push the blame of humanity's wrongs on fictional characters.

[DunneBroProductions]

religion is kinda bullshit.

[Tco03lein]

hihihihih

[JesusonIyYou]

Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis - Sigmund Freud

[saroman1988]

hmm is that in jerusalem xDDDD ROFL!!

[SergentPoirier]

trop marrant comme vidéo XD

[OSDchannel]

lol dat was funny but did he rele die or sumthing

[xxx40x]

Jesus: Yes, he did. ^^

The guy in the video: Don't know, but surely not at the making of this video. ^^

[mydiarylife]

haha i love some of the faces those people made when they looked at him... did he really get hit by a bus?

[CUPCAKESxARExRANDOM]

lmao. wasnt expecting him to get hit by the bus! laughed my ass off!!! XD!

[Dragonsfury889]

OH SHIT DID THAT BUS KILL HIM

[13angelforyou]

haha. ; D

[indiechee]

HAHAHA ,

this is halarious . xD

[palkia38]

wow that took balls to make

[SeraphimsDevil]

ROFL.

[bazant94]

gekon

[vornhees]

:)) vai de capu meu ce prosti cine a facut video aceste e cel mai distrus om :))) Fuck you man u are sick

[stephan50005]

:)) dece ma ? crezi ca toata lumea crede in vrajala biserici ?

[ThatIsGoodOJ]

Funny shit.

[GreenDayLanArmstrong]

Hehehe ... it was so funny :) ... but a question's here ... whas that crash with a bus real or videomontage?

[420babiigurl]

ha that was fucking hilarioius

[paulpetru]

sunteti niste muisti in toata firea daca credeti ca asa ceva este amuzant tampitilor .. cel mai penal

[magpiesocks]

OH MY  GOD

GENIUS!

[melvinhage]

funny

[Surathan]

Jesus: Wears diapers.

[renzaserit]

Hell? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fuck hell, I'm going to pony land!!!

:D:D:D

[Dadsgirl240]

Naw mon.

[alanzo234]

hilarous

[renzaserit]

Some story teller from the past wrote the bible and some idiots believed in it and told everyone about it.

PEACE!

[renzaserit]

A fag from the past wrote the bible, he was trying to make a story and then some idiots believed in it and told everyone :D:D:D

[ChibiChevi]

Agreed~

[footballng52]

hey yall God does exist. And he ISNT gay. He was the greatest man that ever lived. and all of those out there eho thinks God doesnt exist please contact me, This video makes a mockery of everything that christians stand for. if you are a Christian Please flag this video.

[xkilianx]

lol, hate to break it to ya.

God is a lie.

[TheMysteriousAtheist]

Hate to break it to you, your lord isnt real.

[Dadsgirl240]

*Giggles* we'll see about that =)

When I'm in heaven, and you're on earth (after the rapture) I'll be laughing my butt off seeing you have to go to all that junk.

[RogueFork]

Excuse me, but when has assuming you'll be going to heaven and then saying you'll be there laughing it up at the sinners after the rapture considered good Christian behavior? Also, if you want to pick fights with non-believers and play the part of pure martyr, I suggest you find a video that was actually intended to attack your faith. Either way, Dadsgirl240, you come off awfully arrogant and conceited. Cheers from a passing atheist who couldn't stand your comments.

[Dadsgirl240]

Sorry I'm not reading your entire comment. I'm sure its just abunch of athiest junk. I don't care what anyone says. I don't care if I'm the only human alive inside this billions of millions inside this world that believes in Jesus. I know the truth, and the truth is the Lord, and the truth cannot be dennied no matter how you athiests and non-believers try to twist and turn (xD) the word or just try useing the "TheoryS".

[RogueFork]

Thanks for attacking my faith, or lack thereof. However, I have taken the time to read every word of your replies because you have taken the time to write it. I'm disgusted with your narrow-mindedness and poor grammar. I don't believe in a heaven or a hell, but if I did hypothetically end up in hell, you would be right there with me, considering your blatant ignorance and self-righteousness. I hope you understand that you're contradicting Jesus' own teachings by attacking others. Golden rule?

[Dadsgirl240]

I don't care what you say, think, do, I believe in the truth which is the lord. Don't worry don't worry.. You'll be in hell soon thinking "Oh my god... Dadsgirl240 was right... how could I do this! I'm so stupid!"

And no smart ass comments cause I won't bother to read anymore comments from this video, you will find yourself blocked and embarassed when the Lords return happens :).

[saosina]

Yes indeed. THAT will be my first thought when I burn in Hell. "Oh MY! Somebody flaming funny videos was RIGHT!"

No, when I go to Hell my first thought will be, "Holy SHIT, you mean Christians were RIGHT? DaYUM, there goes my theological argument."

[RogueFork]

By not caring about others' opinion, you open the door for others to do the same to you. Because you have taken the liberty to voice your opinions, you have no right to deny me mine. You will read this,out of curiosity, but whether you will understand is another matter.

Also, is anyone else reminded of the Dark Lord/Voldemort from Harry Potter when Dadsgirl240 says "when the Lord's return happens?" You gotta admit, it does sound eerily familiar. Anyway, I'm out. Peace.

[xkilianx]

lol. I do understand where you get at. but theres not one more thing on this planet that makes me more made then someone saying, "you're going to hell unless you believe in MY religion". A lot of religions say, " if you do not believe in my god then you're going to hell". So every religion is contradicting them selves. S so i guess in that case everyone is going to Hell. Guess i will see you there.

[fcktard1ahole]

religion is a giant scam to take your milk and cookies

[Intergratedbeaverock]

No one caaaaaares :D

[Dadsgirl240]

Sad... people these days, had to use Jesus?

This video didn't even make me smile..

[tamaplayer22]

made me shit my pants lol

[Dadsgirl240]

I don't care?

[tamaplayer22]

well if you dont like the vid dont leave stupid comments

[Dadsgirl240]

I came, I watched, I didn't like it, how they make fun of our Lord, I can comment however I want, this is a place for commenting, stupid or not, your comment was the stupid one.

[tamaplayer22]

k i'm pretty sure that of the 115,000 people who watched this video laughed. give me 10 reasons on why you think God is real and i'll shut my mouth

[Dadsgirl240]

I'll give you one reason, called the Bible.

You'll see and understand once his return is here.

[tamaplayer22]

who wrote the bible?

[tamaplayer22]

not jesus and to tell you the truth it is uncertain if he existed to come again

[Dadsgirl240]

God did. Cause he wrote life.

And men in the bible wrote down things that are in the bible.

[tamaplayer22]

jesus' deciples wrote the bible. just cuz they wrote it dosen't prove there is a God, for all we know there could be a God but if there was why would he let all these people suffer down here?