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  • Luckly i got some Pizza in the Oven! :D

  • I think the future children of America have a lot more to worry about than some harmless plant.

  • woah those joints are legit

  • See how you guys are acting. Thats why they wont legalize it. Your not responsible enough. Kids should be sheltered from pot just like they are from alcohol. How many of you smoke around schools and leave the roaches out where the kids will be playing? Think about it. Yes I smoke but responsibly. Hopefuly soon I'll quit again.

  • much better then the old one after all i don't think that the ninja turties wood be here if there was no weed

  • Don't smoke weed. Listen to the anthropomorphic turtles in your head. 

  • AHAHAHA

  • Ninja turtles love marijuana

  • needs some mary kate ashley PIZZA intercut as well

  • damn that kid needs to come match me

  • give the joints to me

  • I have news for you if a 6 foot turtle walking up right is talking to you, you are already on drugs.

  • those are some perfect ass joints for kids in what.. grade 4ish? i didnt see weed untill atleast grade 7

  • I have to agree TMNTs were not good role models because they promoted bad eating practices on TV everyday they were in syndication.  I wouldn't want them education my child. In fact I have no children so I'm way ahead on the curvle. And I can't help but notice how those turtles rarely if ever showered or practiced good hygiene then again they learned from a rat. TMNTs: Wrong for my kids.

  • @shaithis80 TMNT is a show and a movie. Not real life. If you were to have kids you should learn to teach them the proper way and let them watch this stuff. That's called being a good parent. Bad parents don't teach their kids right from wrong hence why kids grow up to be assholes.

  • @buttersballsisback LOL, I'll let you in on a little secret. I wish they would bring back morning and afternoon cartoons and bring back all the sugary cereal commercials etc etc. That was an economy in action way back when. Even bring back the cigarette commericals and then teach your kids appropriately. Seeing as we have medical marijuana dispensaries and they are also gettng radio spots, time to give them some commercial air time as well.

  • @buttersballsisback I'm not too concerned as to what is on TV nowadays anyway. I'm more concerned about what lurks around on the internet where kids might not have the proper skills to defend themselves and the fact that parents might not be monitoring closely what their child does. It is a whole new ballgame vs. the less communication we had in the 20th century. Connected to the world changes that dynamic.

  • @shaithis80 Oh okay. You made it sound in your original post that it was tv. internet i can understand cause of pop ups to porn sites and such which i would agree with you and stuff but tv i just couldn't understand.

  • @shaithis80 and your the kind of person that makes kids lives no fun. who cares if they eat bad. it your responsibility to feed your kids, not that tv show

  • @ryanroosterr LOL, well considering how the govt has allowed parts of the food industry to harm us over the years, kids should be very concerned as to what they eat but we all learn when our bodies start breaking down due to what we ate because you won't have that healthy immune system to defend against harmful foods and beverages. Keep drinking them cokes and pepsis then and see where you are at decades later.

  • @ryanroosterr and I could honestly care less what kids eat because they are not mine. I used to be one once myself. Take those healthy eating courses seriously because it will increase your overall health and longevity. And you might be able to get away with eating fast food because you are young and active but heed the warning of Super Size Me as those quarter pounders or anything from those places will put the weight on in a months time. Learn to cook for yourself.

  • @ryanroosterr as far as making lives no fun I beg to differ, get your ass to Disneyland or Disneyworld are whatever and have a blast. Watch less TV, stop surfing and pick up a good book. Aye you enjoy all that you have now but as an adult you change and develop different interests. Bad news is a coming, and life is gonna suck when you grow up.

  • @shaithis80 iam a kid dude. iam 16

  • @ryanroosterr well kid you just lied about who you are by posting a fake age online. This means you are just not who you appear to be. Evidently we shouldn't take anything you might have to say seriously. Congrats, you are now under a cloud of suspicion and we just don't know if you are a kid or some sick adult. Next time post a more honest profile before going around pretending to be a 30 year old. Aye lying about your age to access everywhere on You Tube. Pathetic.

  • @ryanroosterr if you intend to post a fake profile or log on to another person's profile for kicks and then admit you are not the age on your profile, then you are just someone that is easily discredited. Yes you can mask your identity create unlimited profiles but we experienced surfers will spot people like you almost instantly.

  • @ryanroosterr and since when do you speak for kids. You are 30 years old. Geez and a new static accont created. Probably have more than one account I take it. Sad. Get a life.

  • i love how they are like seven years old lol. Nobody was handin out joints when i was in the first grade:(

  • Hahahaha!!! That kid couldn't be more obvious... He's like shouting that he has weed in school and shows it to em in front of everybody..retard

  • I am determined to go back in time and enroll in this free pot-for-all school.

  • I would have smoked all 3 joints with the dealer, bought the pizza, and chilled.

  • Get a pizza while high, Much better, plus hes going to have the munchies.

  • i didnt get it wat did the turles do? they just said get pizza

  • @huz101 They were endorsing the fact that Timmy should smoke bud and eat pizza.

  • @EyeMOweKay hell yeah smoke it up timmy

  • i would have smoked all three joints...

  • ok. one. no one is that much of an idiot with weed in school. and two. no self-respecting kid says MARIJOOOOANAAAAA like that. and I doubt that idiot could roll joints like thatt

  • @megamarsvin how do you know that kid didn't roll up four smoke the first and then offer up the others. BTW he's a nice kid. Wish I had friends like that.

  • wait....people just give out free pre-rolled joints at this school? can i attend?

  • WHAT DA FAWK THIS It looks like someone whiped their @ss crust on the camera

  • cowaBONGa :))

  • Who pre-rolls 3 joints though? How do you not light up the first one when you're done? :D

  • Ironic, considering that the turtles probably smoke that shit for hours before ordering sardine marshmallow pinapple peanutbutter pizzas.

  • joeys in a jam what should he do?

    1.) smoke the joints

    2.) call up little Caesars and get the 3 meat treat pizza with crazy bread

    3.) COWABUNGA

  • get real! lol ha ha

  • you're a turkey? really? when I was a kid, if another kid called me a chicken, i usually called them a dirty whore or something to effectively disprove my chicken status.

  • marajuana?

    KOWA-BUNGA! :D

  • Ah the mid 80's reagons conservitive propaganda bullshit...this was also the start of the PMRC as well

  • im gonna use that line at school... "I'm not chicken, yer a turkey!". Hope I dont get my ass kicked.

  • I KNEW THE TMNTs SMOKED, THEY ALWAYS HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!

  • lol i rember that from when i was a kid xD

  • "I'm not chicken, you're a turkey." wtf does that even mean?

  • @CalamityFromTheSky1 he's a jive turkey

  • @CalamityFromTheSky1 It means that kid has already had a few samples of the good stuff.

  • PIZZA & POT thinks, Ninja Turtle.

  • Don't waste your high getting the pizza.

  • Damn. That kid can roll some bad-ass joints.

  • @aberod11 lmfaooo I know right, I dont think they did the commercials correctly back in they day, this is probably why everybody smokes weed now lol

  • he should smoke the pot, then get a pizza!

  • I love how Mike is clearly stoned off his tits in this video...

  • I dont know why everyone says no one just shares weed for free like the bully does, at my highschool all the stoners are friends, we all smoke one another up for free all the time. Then again, I do live in cheerful Canada :)

    Cowabunga dudes!

  • My joints are the best

  • I actually remember seeing this on tv.

  • The kid could get a pizza AFTER he gets high ;)

  • @whoo689 nah man, get the pizza BEFORE you get the munchies! (always be prepared kids)

  • damn I remember this commercial! What year was this from?

  • Yay drugs

  • Dam who ever say three joints for 30bills ninja u stupid quit tryna spit game obviously you a knock-a-zoid 30 bills is 3,000 in slang terms but I know what u tryna say tho 30 buck but who the fuck would buy 3 joints for 30bucks u? Not me!

  • Shitty ass roles...

  • hes not that bad at rolling either

  • ah 80s

  • hahah stop at 0:10 and try to picture the pic without the pizza

  • I bought an ounce from that little kid Joey.

  • MARRIIJJUAAANNAA, COWABUNGA!!!

  • GET A PIZZA

  • The Tutles Are dissing weed? even though they were inspired by it. WTF??

  • that bullies retarded. you can sell dem joints for at least 30 bills, rather than just givin them away to some faggot.

  • @SassholeProductionz He's hooking him up with the addiction. Then, he'll make his money on the comeback.

  • @gogotero99 Are they laced with meth? Because thats the only way you can get addicted.

  • You're an idiot. Joints have a street value today of $2-$4. A blunt is from $5-$8. You can buy a whole sack for $30.

    Not that I know or anything...

  • @bigbengamer maybe if you love shitty weed, but i like that headies, mayun!!!

  • @SassholeProductionz Actually I'm lucky. I'm buying from ghetto kids who don't know what the hell they're selling lol. they could get more if they knew who to sell to.

  • @bigbengamer Faggot!

  • @SeriouslyPissedOff Says the man with a cock in his mouth...

  • @bigbengamer I think you misread my comment. I meant to say that you're a Faggot.

  • @SeriouslyPissedOff Will you please stop typing with your ass full? Learn some manners...

  • @bigbengamer Manners in Youtube comments...Ffffaggot!

  • @SeriouslyPissedOff What's with all the extra F's and periods? Is it hard to type when you're riding daddy's big juicy cock?

  • those are popeye candy...and the alternative to getting high is obesity? kowabunga....

  • wow it was free?!

  • I remember this psa from when I was 12. I was like, "what the fuck are them sticks"

  • @XXTRIAGexx HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Where was that 'bully' when I was in elementary school? On top of that, since when to elementary school bullies know how to roll joints? On top of that, why does he offer it for free to some lameo square kid who is intelligent enough to use childish comebacks such as "im not chicken...you're turkey!"?

    My advice: Light up that doober sitting behind the teeter-totters during recess.

  • The first response from the Ninja Turtle was get a pizza.

    Sounds like something a stoner would say..

  • wow this was filled with a lot of compelling facts and arguments

  • i was offered pot in 4th grade...

  • dang he rolled it for him and everything!!!

  • @KuromiCupcake What a nice guy.

  • The age you should start smoking weed is 27.

  • @MrSuperKingBigNuts wow im 14

  • @ThePK619 lol, it's a Doug Benson joke. Hopefully if you're a true pothead you've watched Super High Me a billion times.

  • @MrSuperKingBigNuts oh k lol i was scared

  • @MrSuperKingBigNuts that movies lame and define a "true pothead" its people like you who keep weed illegal you cool stoner you

  • @lv71389 ...I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment...or both...

  • @MrSuperKingBigNuts I'm just saying super high me is HIGHLY overrated I smoke like that every damn day doug benson just knew he would make money off of dumb kids like you "mrsuperkingbignuts" and you say a "true pothead" has seen it a billion times? Super duper lame

  • @lv71389 Alright...yeah cool story bro. I've just never met a pothead who didn't like that movie. You're the first.

  • I'd love a pizza and some pot :(

  • GET A PIZZA

  • "Joey's in a jam! What should he do?"

    "Get a pizza!"

    "Excellent!" :D

  • Everything was worse in the 80's even pot!

    Those joints look like twisted peices of toilet paper!

    Where's the grass??

  • GET A PIZZA WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER!

  • are we supposed to laugh or something?

  • i'm not chicken your a turkey!

  • FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! WEED IS NOT BAD!!!! IN FACT, IT'S USED IN HOSPITALS ALL THE TIME, IF IT WAS CRACK OR HEROIN THAT'D BE DIFFERENT. WTF IS EVERYONES PROBLEM WITH WEED???!?

  • @kenny2840 argree its used for back pain and other stuff it helps the pain i study this for my gr 9 health class esa

  • Nobody ever offers me a handful of joints :(

  • talk about getting down with green. The turtles would have ripped them j's then chowed down on some pizza after they suckered punched that kid who didn't wanna smoke and faced them doobies. TURTLE POWER!!

  • Normally the big kid would have beat the little dork up and smoke his joints in the bathroom.

  • This is both funny and very well done

  • COWABUNGA!

  • that kid should've charged @ least a few bucks for those joints!!

  • uhh news flash? nobody just offers you weed or cigs thats what these anti-drug companies need to do. Maybe they'll offer to sell it to you you but everyone know they wouldnt cum up wit a fat blunt and say you wanna burn wit me bro. But anyway the vids funny cuz i know i would sure as hell order pizza right after getting baked :D

  • The turtles don't say anything negative about Marijuana. They even know the protocol. You have to order a pizza after you receive three joints, you're gonna be hungry as fuck.

  • I'm going to try that at work. Next time my boss talks to me, regardless of what he says: "I'm not a chicken! You're a turkey!"

  • GET A PIZZA LOL

  • you're a turkey

  • those kids need to know how to roll proper fuckin dutch BLUNTS not those skinny arsed tooth picks!

  • @afrosamurai41 Fucken high five.

  • THOSE SOME SKIMP ASS JOINTS KID LEARN 2 ROLL

  • I wish people randomly offered me tree joints

  • You know. MARO-ana.

  • Yeah thats what im sayin: Where was this kid when I was little? I woulda been like "sweet you got a light?"

  • Damn! I wish I could have been offered free pot when I was in school! Where were the free joints at my school? :(

  • wjeres all these kids tht give away free joints at???

  • it wouldnt do anything it was only cat nip...

  • the media makes it seem like kids just give away drugs. these days kids are greedy and keep it all to themselves!

  • POT, you know? MARRRIIJJUAAANNAA.

  • @kentman86 COWABUNGA!

  • i got givin a single rizla sized joint when i was 11 thought it was a normal cigarette tho , was walkin home smokin it  and i thought dam this cigarette is good blazed out of my little head . XD then obv found out l8er on in life what it was . awh memories . started buying it at 15 . im 21 now havnt smoked it for 2 months and a bit . but just had a relapse an hour ago lol . if it suits you and you like it fuck it why not is all im sayin .

  • Marijuana? COWABUNGA!

  • YES!

  • LMFAO!!! I'm with the turtles on this one!!

    Toke on!!

  • I remember seeing that PSA as a kid and thinking... right, that's gonna show him, NOT!

  • lol the kids in it are funny !

  • the turtles smoked pot. or at least the people who created them.

  • @kentman86 i beleive the orange band one does , hes the most chilled out one .

  • ohhhhhhhh snap he called him a turkey

  • it doesn't get any worse than that

  • roflcopter

  • Whiskey is my anti drug.

  • they had the munchies

  • 0:15 LMFAO

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i wasn't offered weed until i was like 13 or 14. This kid looks like he's like six. What's the deal?

  • and like, having 3 joints ready? Dude...

  • @joeltanner Shock value

  • @joeltanner: I was NEVER offered weed. I had to ask loads of people in ghetto-ass neighborhoods before I was able to score even one time; and yet I live in Florida: one of the best states for weed other than California. Maybe this video takes place in some far off land that none of us have even dreamed of.

  • @joeltanner This commercial was shot at a catholic school

  • The person who made the original was begging for it to be parodies when they put the "get a pizza" part in it.

  • @Scotty7617 They were required to do PSAs like this. I bet this was just somebody's way of being subversive but getting it past the network censors.

  • hey joey wanna come smoke these lollipop sticks with me?

  • Those are some skinny ass joints.

  • The kid is offering weak shit. I would've slapped him for even bothering with it. Maybe all of them at once...

  • the fuck, this kid just wants to smoke this loser midget up and he calls him a turkey to his face? fuck that kid. and as a child of the early 90's, I very, very clearly remember this commercial, viewing it on TV and in the movies. It didn't work. TURTLE POWER!

  • chistoso

  • i want some pot

  • I want some pizza.

  • trippy.

  • stupid elementary school kids cant even roll a joint right its all curved and skinny

  • wish I could roll that well when I was 9!

  • pure prison skinny joints

  • I would never just take some pot that some 9 year old gave me! and the joints looked like rooled up thin papers with no pot in them!

  • he wasn't even really a dealer...he was just tryin to look out...he never asked for money....that's what's known as "my nigga" where i'm from

  • biggas are black and shit

  • @xRIKTERx Seriously. somebody who will pack you a bowl or roll you a joint without even you having to ask...

    man, that person is a damn good friend, even if they're otherwise a complete asshole.

  • POT........Ya'Know?! (Marijuana)

  • COWABUNGA! lol