Suzie's contract stated that her salary for this episode was dependant upon how many times she could work a variation of the word "fuck" into her dialogue within a 3 minute segment.
what i find so funny is how susie actaully genuinely believes Larry would purposely get her daughter drunk. She's so horrible to him lol. He even saves her life and she doesn't thank him!
If I where larry I would have knocked her ass out, and drug her behind the car till there was nothing left but dog food for her fucking dog. I would definetly put a big mouth cunt like that right out,and be done with it, you would have to, for sanity's sake. Who the fuck could put up with that kind of abusive verbal attack with out commiting murder. LMFAOMF
i love suzie lol, poor larry always does stupid shit by accident, he dont even realize what he is saying half the time i fucking love larry fucking david!!!
@Theryougo1 seriously, she has quite a swearing vocabulary. well, it's not so much the vocabulary as the way she strings them all together like a cutout of paper people holding hands.
you sick f....k larry david!!! what the f...k do you think your doing getting my kid drunk!!!!< classic, susie!!!!, four eye f...... , love that speghetti western music in the back ground
That music is also used on the AG Edwards commercial. I contacted AG Edwards and they sent me a CD with the jingle on it! I think this is the name:"Sur Les Bateaux Mouche" Composed by Jacques Mercier & Gilbert Einaudi.
Possibly the funniest scene ever. When the music plays at the beginning. And at the end, you sicko-fucko-asshole. Susie is HOT and funny. A total riot.
oh Susie...what an entertainer!! i wish there were more susies. i'd love to hear them yelling, swearing by the road, throwing their husbands out of their homes...LOL
whats the song at the end of this tho?!? me and my friends are dying to know. its not on the soundtrack either. please help!!! the song is my favorite hahah
Susie and Leon are my favorite characters on the show, period.
Lunarvx22 21 hours ago
I think the 5 people who disliked this video have speech impediments.
huntercauble 1 day ago
....and she suddenndly develops a speech impediment?? ""That's what was so puzzling..."
9903kateyes 6 days ago
I don't know what you did to him maybe you broght him in for some , like, animal testing, bring me the 2`@#$%^ dooogggggggggggggg!!!!!!
9903kateyes 1 week ago
you sicko fucko asshole get me the fucking doogggg!!!!!!
9903kateyes 2 weeks ago
Four Eyed Fuck.
SillyWingComedy 2 weeks ago
I thought she had a speech impediment too
d0ntgetburn3d 1 month ago
DAMM I JUST WANT TO WORSHIP HER PUSSY!!
KANE2628 2 months ago
@KANE2628 Better get in line...LOL!
Psycho9263 2 months ago
Listen, you four eyed fuck.
ComedyPAB 2 months ago
you sick fuck larry david
sony8877 2 months ago
@sony8877 larri david and susie green rule
SuperTestfreak 2 months ago
SICKO FUCKO ASSTHOLE!!!! Lolz, I love Susie
Titanstower 3 months ago 4
"listen you four eye FUCK!..." omg i bursted!! of laughter HAHAHAH
dumaramutsi 4 months ago
LOL. Priceless!!!
cx1designs 4 months ago
" GET ME THE FUCKING DOG !!!!! "
giglio33012 4 months ago
9 "fucks" in a minute and a half susie can do more
alexoficeland 4 months ago
SHE STINKS LIKE A FUKIN WINE-O
Breakingbadd420 4 months ago 3
whats the song at the beginning? i love that one!
oliviasmulyan 4 months ago
Wow! She totally went Batshit on him!
honghavok 4 months ago
Suzie's contract stated that her salary for this episode was dependant upon how many times she could work a variation of the word "fuck" into her dialogue within a 3 minute segment.
BenAliGtor 6 months ago 6
And the best part is that it's all improvised. There is no script, only a brief outline of the scene. All the actors on this show are brilliant!
runly1 6 months ago 7
Just wait until the new season when Sammie starts becoming more like her mother.
steveomania 6 months ago
@steveomania Sure hit the nail on the head on that one.
Afghamistam 6 months ago
"you sick fuck larry david"
dlund92 6 months ago 3
I wish I could swear like Susie...
seethroughskin 7 months ago 5
favorite episode.
Luchini731 7 months ago
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Brydonaka 7 months ago
I LOVE Susie!!
Littlemickpics 7 months ago
Susie for president!
runly1 7 months ago
If I was Larry, I would be utterly petrified... LOL!!
atlasshrugged2u 8 months ago
"Get me the Fucking Dog!!!!!!"
hehehe
Theryougo1 8 months ago
"sicko fucko asshole!" always makes me laugh.
acidqueen69 9 months ago
"four-eyed fuck"
waingro1018 9 months ago
LOL sicko fucko asshole
OctagonBiTcH 9 months ago
hahah he was puzzled by the newly deveolped speech impediment
unclejunglebass 9 months ago
Fucking classic!
wolfievt 9 months ago
This scene has been played out since time immemorial and will always be played out as long as there are pathetic guys and ball busting women
comprehensiveboy 9 months ago
The Spanish music theme is fucking perfect
jampt1989 10 months ago 5
She stinks like a FUCKIN WINO!!!!!
kills me every god damn time
cinnameg18 10 months ago
CAR WASH CUNT
thejoshh69 10 months ago
"GET ME THE FUCKING DOG!"
19STU84 10 months ago
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19STU84 10 months ago
1:20, larry's smiling inside the car; this show's so fucking genuine.. love it
smellypotatoa1z9 11 months ago 2
Suzie > Cheryl
funkk 11 months ago
what i find so funny is how susie actaully genuinely believes Larry would purposely get her daughter drunk. She's so horrible to him lol. He even saves her life and she doesn't thank him!
harrydoeschemistry 1 year ago 3
"That's what I found so puzzling."
goodguysdoll 1 year ago 15
The Name of the Song is
Gianni Ferrio - For Whom the Bell Tolls
Normally i wouldnt beg for thumbs up but it would be nice because the question keeps coming up :D
Chipsy1234 1 year ago 3
@Chipsy1234 Bravo Chipsy. You're number one in my book. :)
goodguysdoll 1 year ago
i can't even hold it past when he first see's her .... "oh shit"
Scarecrowman27 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
they don't make shows like that anymore...
rude1987 1 year ago
oh shit ...*music played*
LOL classic
japrindo 1 year ago
Four-eyed F...
SandrineSoprano 1 year ago
you sicko fucko asshole! rofl
nickoo1989 1 year ago 2
"You've known the kid since she was born, and she suddenly develops a speech impediment?" "That's what was so puzzling to me."
bondfool 1 year ago 37
loved this episode hiliarious part :D
randomaznpopper 1 year ago
She's a badass.
MaharishiMahaYogi 1 year ago
Thisis just too hilarious. OMG Suzie is the best!!
atlasshrugged2u 1 year ago 2
'HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!" love me some Susie Green.
sweatypalms1 1 year ago 3
get me the fucking dawwwwg!
MeesterCrumpet 1 year ago
fat piece of shit and four eyed fuck
scullyy 1 year ago
i love this fucking scene! i cracked up everytime i saw it on hbo stoned as fuck
GREENnPURP 1 year ago
the BEST scene ever of Susie ,HYSTERICAL!!
gX23x 1 year ago
lol @ Larry seeing her and knowing it can't be good. "Oh shit."
ThatNerdJStone 1 year ago
Hate her!
SamJonesCSSM 1 year ago
She says swear words perfectly
TyrantRave0 1 year ago 3
"I thought she had a speech impediment"
xdir 1 year ago 4
@xdir hahahahaha i laughed so hard at that
sexualgoth10 1 year ago
HYSTERICAAAL!
haha
smokelakes 1 year ago
Love it when Susie gives Larry and Jeff a dressing down.. the four-eyed fuck and a fat fuck. GET ME THE FUCKING DOGGGGGGGGG!!!
alsa1980 1 year ago
sicko, fucko asshole! :D
koreamy 1 year ago 4
hystarically funny...Sussie always freaks out on Larry David, never gets old. This is true comedy with a blend of spice from Sussie.
nastyboy1972 1 year ago
love the cowboy music that ensues when susie is switching out
CFCwillyb 1 year ago
@CFCwillyb LMAO! i was just about to say that. whenever you hear that music susie is about to unleash hell lol
vdentjr 1 year ago
I love her dirty mouth. I"d love to kiss it! LOL
alloutoftime 1 year ago
shes great lol , i love when she is dressing larry down
themandude20 1 year ago
What is the music starting at 1:20? It's been driving me insane.
PaintedBlackCloud 1 year ago
@PaintedBlackCloud It's not an actual song..it's a made up song for the show I think..
Koveena15 1 year ago
@PaintedBlackCloud
if you go to youtube.com/
user/Tigereyz4u
he has put up a lot of the music that is used in this show, maybe you can find the clip from 1:20 somewhere in those uploads.
chretiendutroyes 1 year ago
all fucked up on alcohol, all liquoured up!
101111101101 1 year ago 3
I love the Mexican show down music.
LalalandHEY 1 year ago
Larry, and Suzie need to hookup in bed.
craig1974 1 year ago
I love that their reaction whenever they see Susie standing in their driveway is to say "Oh shit" and keep as much distance as possible.
Deadman6990 1 year ago
She smells like a fucking wine-o!! hahahah
RVCA91 1 year ago
I donno why but when her voice gets higher on the word "hysterical"- it makes me crack up
four-eyed fuck
glitzy101 1 year ago
You sicko, fucko, asshole,...GET ME THE FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho9263 1 year ago
If I where larry I would have knocked her ass out, and drug her behind the car till there was nothing left but dog food for her fucking dog. I would definetly put a big mouth cunt like that right out,and be done with it, you would have to, for sanity's sake. Who the fuck could put up with that kind of abusive verbal attack with out commiting murder. LMFAOMF
skidrowpimp 1 year ago
@skidrowpimp
Oh shit guys, don't piss off the internet tough guy we have here.
Subartimaeus 1 year ago
@Subartimaeus.... in pointing out internet tough guys, you inadvertantly point out that you're a pussy
Susie Greene for prez!
jrhollobaugh 1 year ago
I love the stunned-into-silence look Larry has at the end, like he's thinking "What.. just.. happened"
sirhs6991 1 year ago
she at home HISTARICAL!!!
you sicko, focko, asshole!
UsherMoore 1 year ago 2
who is hysterical here?!!!!
vaadaenmacchi 1 year ago
I love this programme!
Letspreach 1 year ago 3
i love suzie lol, poor larry always does stupid shit by accident, he dont even realize what he is saying half the time i fucking love larry fucking david!!!
pinklady2727 1 year ago
you sicko fucko asshole.......haha brilliant
ImCreepingDeath1991 1 year ago
"she stinks like a fuckin' wineo!"
majunior000 1 year ago
she's my fave character even more than larry
jrhollobaugh 1 year ago
His face at the end is priceless
tonmandude 1 year ago
sicko fucko ass hole!
NikThaStik22 1 year ago
That's what was so puzzling to me.
Listen you four-eyed fuck.
:D
AllRiseForDrEvil 1 year ago 6
@AllRiseForDrEvil That's the best bit!
Letspreach 1 year ago
I LOVE Susie;am I a Masochist?
mrbriscoe2001 1 year ago
"She told you you could take the dog after you got her all FUCKED UP on alcohol!"
BeyondLame 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
made a custom ringtone for my Blackberry 1:17 on tub e2tone{.)com
ravanomcom 1 year ago
No one curses better than Susie!
Theryougo1 1 year ago 2
"I thought she had a speech impediment."
FleshColoredCrayon 1 year ago 7
lol
NikThaStik22 1 year ago
sicko fucko asshole lol
nocount1 1 year ago 3
I think the best part is seeing him driving after she yells at him. Just totally mentally destroyed.
AdamWe631 1 year ago 2
His 1st words tell the story
"Oh shit."
phillyeagles217 1 year ago 5
"Look u four-eyed fuck"
Hilarious
sweety12783 1 year ago
"GET ME THE FUCKING DOG!!"
GunGemini 1 year ago 2
"you sick fuck Larry David"....... classic Susie hahaha
SilviusBrabo 2 years ago 3
she stinks like a fucking whino!
haha...omg, susie is terrifying.
pegleg747 2 years ago 4
....i thought she had a speech impediment.
xdarkdaysx 2 years ago 6
@xdarkdaysx thats what was so puzzling.
Tommie809 2 years ago
loolol
xdarkdaysx 2 years ago
Susie wins at life!
jcfs123 2 years ago
"Oh, shit."
Boyhooddream1996 2 years ago 7
@Boyhooddream1996 It was an exact replica of Jeff and Larry's reaction in the episode "The Doll"
bombbasticluva 2 years ago
I love it when Susie always calls Larry a four-eyed fuck, or Jeff a fat fuck for that matter.
miketodd67 2 years ago 76
I LOVE SUSIE! :D
raveqween0x 2 years ago 4
the music when he first sees susie is epic!
HotShotVQ35 2 years ago 8
@HotShotVQ35 It sounds like its from the good the bad and the ugly
coolcelt 2 years ago
Susie's the balls.....
She swears better than anyone I have seen....
Theryougo1 2 years ago 80
@Theryougo1 seriously, she has quite a swearing vocabulary. well, it's not so much the vocabulary as the way she strings them all together like a cutout of paper people holding hands.
DrAznmuff 1 year ago 3
Haha great scene. Nearly died when I saw this...
...still do!
seriousguynogames3 2 years ago 2
Cablevision just removed CYE. Now what am I supposed to watch at 7:30 pm?
AquarielCharm 2 years ago
oh gosh she reminds me of my girlfriend.
ccastro02 2 years ago 2
she must be lots of fun ;-)
AquarielCharm 2 years ago
uve known the kid since she was a day old
thats what was so puzzling
lol
NikThaStik22 2 years ago 2
"She stinks like a fucking wino" hahahaha god i love Susie !
ldb1985 2 years ago
you sick f....k larry david!!! what the f...k do you think your doing getting my kid drunk!!!!< classic, susie!!!!, four eye f...... , love that speghetti western music in the back ground
xxbicceyxx 2 years ago
you sicko fucko asshole! give me the fucking dog! lollll
japrindo 2 years ago
shes funnier than larry
NikThaStik22 2 years ago
lmfao at larry's face on the way back...with the music omg i laughed the hardest rite then
Sup3rPr0duc3r 2 years ago
Best Susie scene
p8iy7ushn 2 years ago
lol I love Larry and his Prius..he's so unpretentious. You'd never guess he was a millionaire several times over
bob555555 2 years ago 6
and then several times on top of that haha
Oblander 2 years ago
four eyed fuck lol
tonmandude 2 years ago 2
lol i love "sicko fucko" lollllllllllllllll im going to use that :D that so must have been improvised lol
jimijackson 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
God i hate this bitch
jkellybrew 2 years ago
That music is also used on the AG Edwards commercial. I contacted AG Edwards and they sent me a CD with the jingle on it! I think this is the name:"Sur Les Bateaux Mouche" Composed by Jacques Mercier & Gilbert Einaudi.
garymuzik 2 years ago
i love suzie u 4 eyed fuck u sicko fucko ass hole get me the FUCKIND DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i fucking love it
turdbug 2 years ago 2
"I thought she had a speech impediment", lol
thorkyll 2 years ago 4
thats wat I thought was puzzling lol
bubbaXzone 2 years ago 4
no matter how much I'm used to swearing her voice ALWAYS makes me cringe
utterbeastage 2 years ago
four eyed fuck----best phrase ever!
simpsons618 2 years ago 3
I love HER!
Mizrachi8 2 years ago 2
i know this is wrong but I can't help but think what a piece of ass that little girl is gonna be
blacktopaz8 2 years ago
What the fuck...
Alkhir69 2 years ago
LMAO. what is the name of the song that plays while he is driving home. Not the sad music but that Piano music.
Hobbes1999 2 years ago
I love the sad music that plays everytime Larry faces Sussie after he dun fucked up. They use music pretty brilliantly on this show.
racl101 2 years ago 3
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I really dont like Susie, I want to punch her in the fance. She is a bitch and a slunt. I hate her.
leagueofpsychopaths 2 years ago
I thought she had a speech impedement xD
88Sublime96 2 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i dont really like susie
psrandz 2 years ago
Possibly the funniest scene ever. When the music plays at the beginning. And at the end, you sicko-fucko-asshole. Susie is HOT and funny. A total riot.
crimsonkng 2 years ago 7
That's funny!!
TheSixxAddict 2 years ago
they should do an episode where every character in the show beats the shit out of larry david lol
susie could take him, what do you guys think?
i want to see a seinfeld reunion show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elaine we love you!
poops1 2 years ago
You-sick-fuck-Larry-David! Hi nice to see you too.
comprehensiveboy 2 years ago 3
She's seems upset.
Brandtalones 2 years ago 3
" I thought she had a speech impediment." Ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Slikrik1212 2 years ago 7
i freaking love this! susie is the best
ceciliafan1 2 years ago 3
you sicko fucko asshole. classic.
PentagramSchematic 2 years ago 8
listen you four eyed fuck
bahahahahahaha
samsher92 2 years ago 4
"That is what was so puzzling to me." haha classic
blucrew14 2 years ago 15
somebody knows the western title?
snakemont 2 years ago
1:27 - 1:29 sums up Larrys life
saundersco 2 years ago 9
oh Susie...what an entertainer!! i wish there were more susies. i'd love to hear them yelling, swearing by the road, throwing their husbands out of their homes...LOL
crashdummyglory 2 years ago 5
sesone 7 september 20, 2009
benjaminqueens 2 years ago 3
I love that little Spanish tune they play whenever Susie gets pissed off
championofcathay 2 years ago 6
4 real. it's classic. can't wait for this season.. seinfeld cast reunites! ahh!
se36959 2 years ago
hahahah hilarious. makes me laugh so hard.
whats the song at the end of this tho?!? me and my friends are dying to know. its not on the soundtrack either. please help!!! the song is my favorite hahah
Bruins0615 2 years ago
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vinny2256 2 years ago 2
Anything episode where susie goes off is just gold. I love it when she pays out on Jeff as well.
hawkeyesurfer 2 years ago 2
four eyed fuck!
woot445 2 years ago 4
she is amazing! lol I cant wait for season 7 when her and vivica fox will def get into battles!
styles1376 2 years ago 5
Or TEAMING UP. I can't even imagine.
JCMELKOR 2 years ago
what makes suzie sexy?
lizkel 2 years ago
hahahah eveything, and I think larry is fucken sexy!!
whickystix 2 years ago
You know she is hot.
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