Zach Galifianakis Smokes Weed On National Television "Bill Maher's Show"!

[xcars454]

Young. Wild. High.

[Jvirk916]

YES WE CAN!



[mafr0o]

what a king

[Shotcalm]

Zach Galifianakis for president.

[fallomoko]

@Shotcalm FUCK YEAH!

[moeskido]

Great way to comment on tobacco and Prohibition.

[suburbanstoner]

Does anybody notice how surreal this is? People are freaking out because he lit one joint. Yeah I know its national television but if someone took a drag nobody would give a shit(plus tobacco's fucking disgusting and kills). Sometimes I think we stepped into the twilight zone with all the fucked up laws around us.

[mrjavawy]

Only Zach could get away with this

[UrbanNinja56]

ITS A CIG

[theluckiest52305]

such a bad ass

[gdub6933]

LMAO

[lBryan1337l]

0:37 My Mind is full of fuck

0:40 Watch Out we got a badass over here.

[tgseason12]

As we all already know, he admitted that it WAS NOT real weed, just tobacco.

[TheRealGrapeSalad]

Hey i live in humboldt county!

[ForrestEvans420]

that black guy is a pussy and how does he not get arrested?

[masterofbattery]

ahahaahahahahaha my hero

[sushruthi07]

i wanna be between his two ferns

[jtown1bb]

It's that legal shit.

[mliniman]

hahaah funny but he didnt even inhale

[divineagent]

LOL that bitch was like "YUP THATS WEED LOL"

[64wonderboy]

I'm surprised Bill didn't hit that. I thought for sure he would.

[RyanRogers100]

so i guss he can buy weed without getting into shit?

[ReflexEight]

@RyanRogers100 Well of course. He's famous. Have you noticed that celebrities will get a fraction of the time in jail, if at all, if the did the same crime a normal person would do?

[andreizerofemale]

MASTER!!!

[peroapourp]

OMG WE'RE REPEATING WHAT HE SAID!!

[GottaBeTheShoes1]

@peroapourp Lol

[jokinyo]

@0.24 "oh its acctually the real thing" lol

[bogitysoda]

Legend.

[Xxmb050xX]

hahahahaha omg.....

[RealGbro]

0:58 - 1:01 look at his face LoL

[Ilikemycandy]

Everyday.



[akacheta]

are there anywhere i can watch this full episiode ?



[IIROBII24]

Classic

[Scorpion122178]

Man had he passed it to me I'd have taken a puff, its illegal to possess weed not to smoke it. As much sense as that makes.

[fezchavez]

So he sat there and finished a whole joint?

[EdIsSuperman]

@fezchavez dear lord not a whole joint

[kingman4889]

OMFG COMPLETE BOSS!!!

[edspacely92]

0:21 'now as I was saying... pass the j lol'

[centipedeBJ]

The one thing that he's done that's actually impressed me. Now if only he could do the same with his comedy.

[CoolerKing37]

@centipedeBJ As if it's that difficult to impress you.

[kalashnikov96]

Did anyone notice his hand shaking at the end? It looks he was shitting himself sparking that on television :L

[0ct0parr0t]

he smoked weed. is he dead..? thought not.

[coreyGOW]

LMAO at the comments why the fuck are you faggots talking about engineering and hockey dumb shits

[unopepito06]

Yeah, this is good shit all around.

[decimator22]

ahhhh unnecessary YouTube fights, sometimes more entertainment that the videos themselves. lol

[Abdelice]

0.20 0.21 look at the bald head haha

[colbnaonline]

Damn I feel bad for Zach and his glaucoma.

[3fairrw]

BAMF

[3fairrw]

BAMF

[SuperGasper123]

Damn he is gangsta

[MrMacksta]

@Kocktopus OOH YOU GOT IWNED BY UNI4LIFE RIGGT THERE WHATCHA GONNA DO HUH?!?!

[Mexxii09]

Hahaha he's like fuck it I'm a G

[ghostlytriangles]

Realest nigga alive.

[elspiclatino]

he doesn't even put it out he keeps blazing haha

[bhuntin08]

OMG LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS!

[maxlen234]

wait that not zach galifikanakis thats alan!

[smasila]

American's are so locked down that they are shocked when someome smokes weed on air...LOL

[KaLdEeShSiNgHjOhAl]

@uni4life1619 thank you

[uni4life1619]

see its pot smokers like him who are able to carry themselves that I respect. But you faggy little snap back wearing burnouts who likely do the most complaining are the reason why pot isnt legal, you give it such a bad rap. Same with those fags whose Xbox names are liek XSmokeWeedX or some gay bullshit like that, you guys fuck it up for the rest of us.

[uni4life1619]

@Kocktopus you better atleast be black if you wear a snapback, if not your just some pussy scrawny white kid who tries to make up for his lack of physical authority by wearing a faggy little hat.

[Kocktopus]

@uni4life1619

I looked at your profile, and it says you are 31. Seriously, what are doing with your life? You are calling someone 10 years younger than you a pussy scrawny white kid because of a faggy little hat. Your not acting any better than those virgins on xbox. Grow the fuck up dude.

It's pot smokers like you that give us all a bad rep, and you are the reason why marijuana is illegal.

Oh btw, I wear hats, and snapbacks just happen to be cheap, so I buy them. Not because of physical issues.

[uni4life1619]

@Kocktopus So first of all you were furious enough to look at my profile and try to dig up some dirt, lol. Second I'm actually 18, I picked a random birth date so i could watch 18+ videos a few years ago. Thirdly, I give pot smokers an amazing rep, I am currently working on a double major in business and mechatronics engineering. Furthermore, thanks for admitting your family is too poor to buy you real hats, now I know where you get your stupidity from. (hint: it's your dad)

[Kocktopus]

@uni4life1619

Idk my dad, but my mom is far from poor, I just choose to live on my own, and buy all of my shit. I am smart with my money, there is no point on wasting an extra $20-50 on a hat that looks the same. You would understand if you didn't live in your parents' basement jerking off to 18+ videos on youtube, getting a full ride for university.

I'm usually not one to boast, but that double major is mediocre compared to the Master's I'm doing while working two jobs. I also have a 4.0 GPA.

[uni4life1619]

@Kocktopus lol see not even your dad wants to be around you, you must be a special kind of loser, and there are more 18+ videos on youtube than girls, but I wouldnt expect you to know that, it must be hard being a virgin still having to get your sex from the internet :(

[Kocktopus]

@uni4life1619

Not fucking cool man. I don't know my dad because he died when I was 4.

I live on my own, I can take girls home whenever I want. I'm on my school's hockey team, I drive a nice car, etc. Even if I looked like Brian Peppers, I'd still be getting laid.

Your a fucking engineering student that lives in his parents' basement that openly admitted to making accounts with the wrong age to watch 18+ videos. If that doesn't sound like a sexually frustrated virgin then please tell what does.

[uni4life1619]

@Kocktopus Well the 18+ thing was for bum fights. And lol, you cant chirp engineering, its one of the most respected majors out there. And I played varsity hockey aswell

[uni4life1619]

@Kocktopus I just find it funny that your generic image for an eng student is nerdy when I'm 6"2 and usually work out 4-5 days a week

[Kocktopus]

@uni4life1619

Your in engineering, you should be able see first hand the typical engineering student.

Maybe it's just my school, but I know a cute girl in biomedical engineering, and no guys in her classes talk to her. She tries to start a conversation and none of them know how to keep it going because they are too scared.

Nothing against the program itself, it definitely is one of the harder majors to get.

You can still be nerdy at 6'2. The geekiest kid I know is ~7'0, and works out a lot.

[DonnieMexico]

@Kocktopus You're and Your.

[ThePixelParadox]

@uni4life1619 No Its retards who allowed the government to prohibit it in the first place. The Government doesn't have any right to tell you what you can put into your body. Stop pointing finger at other people and grow some balls.

[uni4life1619]

@ThePixelParadox i love the irony of your comment, you cant even script that shit hahahah

[mooryaan12]

what episode is this? anyone know?

[Joec00l589]

lol that is the face of winning a fight

[sl1k3st]

im sparkin one to XD

[wafflemon1]

like a boss!

[BRiZiFa]

OMG THERE'S A DRAGON! lol

[JTKatz07]

Notta real joint but funny none the less

[riaj1982]

so thats why mexico drug cartels are killing entire families? and regular people just can not go out to walk after 12.00pm

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

wow, what a talent. a true testament to comedy.

[ryan11444]

When he yell's "Look at thos dragon's!", am I the only one that noticed the guy next to him quickly grab his arm like "Holy shit! You're tweakin bro..."?

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

What a bunch of squares.

[saulhudson420]

@TheOnlyMunchkinSoup 'Squares'? What are you, 60 years old? lol

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

@saulhudson420 Yeah sure, pretty much everyone i know in college says squares not seriously as a joke your an idiot for not understanding that.

[saulhudson420]

@TheOnlyMunchkinSoup Yeah, I guess I'm an idiot because I can't detect your tone of voice over the internet. lol

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

@saulhudson420 Did i say you could detect my tone of voice. No you should just know it is because nobody says squares any more, common sense man.

[saulhudson420]

@TheOnlyMunchkinSoup I was dissing you or anything, I was just jokin. You can say whatever you want. But it's not necessarily common sense. I mean, come on, it's youtube. There's all kinds of strange people on here. lol

[TheTopHatGamer]

OMG LOOK AT THE DRAGONS! Lol, this dude is awesome...

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

THE BALLS!!!!!

[TheWolverineiscool]

daang! he just beat charlie sheen! 

[TheWolverineiscool]

daang! he just beat charlie sheen! 

[Ph0be]

Man that dude is a legend

[mct6426]

These are the type of people that think they know all the answers to our problems. wake up America

[420gameingstoned]

I laughed my ass off when he yelled tht

[MahSkillz420]

HOLY FUCK. THATS A FUCKING MAN WITH BALLS.

[dairsensi]

He ashes right on the table, LOL.

[FFJabarr]

Looks like we've got a badass over here.

[ThePurpleSpartan]

I would pay money to have someone do this with Bill O'reilly just to watch O'reilly break into a fit of hysteria, then have Bill Maher, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert cover Bill's eruption.

[SL38K]

Shit pisses me off shits thats pointless taste like shit makes you age like fuck and gives you cancer (tobacco) is legal yet weed is criminalized. I hate dumb ass people who think cause you smoke you're dumb or some shit. I was hitting a doobie and this christian was like how many fingers am i holding up i was like 5 dumbshit i'm high not dumb yet you're sober and a mindcontrolled jackass. smh i hate humans

[Tosteriffic]

@SL38K Then do the world, and yourself, a favor and kindly take leave of this life. Because to many people you are the asshole human simply because you are a complaining bitch. Just move to Canada or Europe already where it's goddamn legal/Tolerated and quit crying ffsake. Perspective man, it's all perspective.

[WitnessLeBronJames1]

@SL38K LOL, everyone thinks weed is the devil. Fucking hate it. They automatically think its bad because its classified as a drug and supposedly ruins lives. Pisses me off more than anything

[hellomcflyy]

look at the other panelists - like they were inspecting an alien fetus or a dirty sex toy or something - ...hahaha

[chungiemunchin]

He duh man!

[TheScarfaceNinja]

haha brilliant

[illiteratesickness22]

hey shut ur mouth about humboldt... we tryin to keep that on the dl

[BaSKetBalLer385]

hahaha, i love this dude!

[pruitttrey18]

lol the white bitch was like " yea nigga he aint bullshittin this that good shit yaw"

[PatrickHenryNation]

@pruitttrey18 please speak English.

[twist127]

@pruitttrey18

ahah agree

[pruitttrey18]

i thought this was gonna be another one of those troll videos lol, but it clearly isnt haha

[alabamaulmer]

He shoulda pulled that shit on fox!

[TheAdamGore]

thats a fucking G.

[TheNewVersal]

See thats why we need open minded aka crazy people in the media nowadays!!!! cause the way i saw it was, zach took 2 secs to make his point. when these opinionated pricks drag on and on about one subject. everyone knows theres alot of problems surrounding us, so you need to get to your fucking point and move on to the next one; thats how you shed light to everyones: problems, woes, trails, and tribulations. talk show media need a comment box for us.

[steelio82]

Oh look we're all cool and smoking weed on TV. But if YOU peasants do it we're not laughing: we're throwing you in jail.

[nikesk8er10]

Hey guy below have fun with lung cancer

[comedeyzone]

@nikesk8er10 lol They just disproved weed giving you lung caner. no joke this came out recently haha

[CONVICTEDRAPIST4LIFE]

Weed's not my thing.I prefer tobacco.

[coolgonecool]

@ 0:26 hit it bitch dont just stare at it that's kind of a slap in the face.

[thehumblewolf]

yes, yes i do love you even more. i didn't even know i could...

[IMMAEDEDDNEDDY]

Okay he smokes one..... Big deal

[menard98]

he let the smoke out immediatly, his lungs cant absorb the weed when you let it out that fast.

[kraznot]

@menard98 common myth. Holding in the smoke does not effect you in any different way.

[AsbestosAlbatross]

@kraznot It's a myth that holding it in does not affect you in any different way? or It's a myth, holding it in doesn't affect you in any different way? Because I can assure you, holding it in increases the contact time between the active ingredients and lung parenchyma which increases the dose absorbed.

[wtftoons]

so let me get this straight its OK for some actor to pull out a joint in front of national TV and they think its funny, but when I try to go down to the woods to smoke my weed a cop car pulls up behind me and says let me see your hands and then charges me for a felony that's bull shit make weed legal

[filthymuffdiver]

i love his balls

[LeafFreedom]

I have so much more respect for him now. Amen brother. I love it when people freak out when I light a doobie.

[tblue1904]

Fat jesus

[homerco213]

Holy crap that's awesome. Zach attack, WHAT!

[Cre8iveStudios]

stick that in ur pipe and smoke it. bitch

[rawrricky]

what a g

[XxCUDDERxX3]

hes gonna have a heart attack from it

[MrAmisto]

@XxCUDDERxX3 what? Weed if anything slows your heart beat down.

[iClassiqaL]

@MrAmisto Actually, weed does increase your heart rate. However, it won't give you a heart attack.

[Coyswons]

@iClassiqaL it wont give you one but it increases your chances :/

[iClassiqaL]

@Coyswons The hundreds of thousands of obese people/people with heart conditions that smoke weed disagree.

[WeComeOutAtNight1999]

@XxCUDDERxX3 Go.....just get the fuck out of here before your stupidity kills us all....GO NOW!!!!

[TheYoungLIVEWIRE]

I LIVE IN HUMBOLDT HOLD IT DOWN

[gangsterd32]

lol

[tjmickquickeldickel]

Should learn how to inhale.

[whispersihearyour]

boss



[shredfortyler2]

not inhaling



[DominicDiasVevo]

Love it at 0:24 when she smells it and is like "dayum shorty, this shit is real old skool skunk"

[MrSWAGGERMORE92]

G!

[modelrocketscientist]

Big deal.

[platapusdemon]

He just gained a lot of respect :p

[MrMypod80]

anyone else see the dragons?

[skittles635]

Somebody tell me why he didn't get arrested

[iDecimated]

@skittles635 its medicinal marijuana.

[indoom666]

@skittles635 because its a victimless crime

[NickPuleio]

@skittles635 He has a card for it ...

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

Like a baws.

The police don't even care if u don't sell.

[INDZDIPSET]

Wow! a famous douche smoking weed on live tv. So where are the police for him ?? Why are celebrities allowed to do this, yet any normal person not causing trouble but caught with weed will get questioned, arrested or sentenced. Fuck em.

[GoatOfTheMountains]

@INDZDIPSET 3 points.

1. Presumptuous to think it was even real. (maybe, maybe not)

2. It's in California. Weed is pretty much decriminalized there anyway.

3. It's illegal to POSSESS, not to smoke. He probably only has that joint. By the time the cops got there, they would have nothing on him.

[Jackle814]

My New Hero (No Homo)

[metalfreak4677]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE A BOSS LOFL!

[maxcn36]

He must be a skyrim player.

[wdxdino]

@TheDarthMoron zing...

[THANOS4751]

THIS GUY IS F@@@@NG GENIOUS

[sirprincy]

0:57 OMG LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS!!!

[warpath77]

The black dudes face right before zach says OMG dragons is making me die omg xD

[SpiderShane1]

Who cares if it's illegal, I smoke it anyway, lol.

Just don't do it i front of a cop and it's all good.

[Sativafreya]

ahahahh yess ..an who would not take an hit?

[wdxdino]

Not funny